Crazy trouble with love part 9
Jack x Arcee x Airachnid
Series: Transformers Prime
Final chapter of CTWL 4 Ch 27 and CTWL 7 Ch 126.
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-Pink Energon Cave-
Within the dark caverns filled with pink energon, a figure watched as the Aurobot and her partner left the area, before crawling downwards towards a cliffside, revealing the Decepticon fembot, Airachnid, who seems to be a little flustered and miffed at what she just saw and heard.
"I look for some energon signatures and lo and behold, Jack and his little partner start fucking like Scraplets, grrrr!" she growled while clawing a nearby rock with her right hand, cutting it in half in the process. "That little! Jack is mine, not that Autobot!"
As she calmed down a little, she looked at the pool and hummed a little.
"But who would have guessed an energon pool could do something like that? Well, two can play it this way, Arcee." she muttered to herself. "If an energon crystal can turn me human momentarily, and the same applies to the pool...what would happen if I entered the pool and stayed in it for a few clicks? Mmm."
That was when she had a brilliant idea, instead of turning human and trying to find Jack and the fembot again on foot, why not capture them, bring them here and make the Autobot watch as she fucks the human like a true dominatrix, or in her case a true Decepticon vixen?
"Oh this is going to be delicious." she silently smirked to herself. "And seeing her face will make it even better~"
(Later)
Jack sighed as he and Arcee were finally out of the cave system, currently right outside the entrance way, as he was so relieved to see the sun after so long that he actually cried, making Arcee a little confused at his behavior.
"Um, Jack. Why are you crying?"
"Because I missed the sun! The fresh air! Even the cactus that's currently sticking through my shoes...ow!" he yelled while hopping on his right foot in pain. "Then again, I could do without them."
Arcee chuckled. "Well, we better wait until a ground bridge forms."
"Ugh, why can't they just teleport us now?"
"Because they don't have a lock on our location, that and we are currently covered in pink energon. That stuff is really bad for the sensors to lock on." she said while not noticing a pair of purple eyes looming within the cave's opening or the fact that some webbing just shot out and grabbed Arcee's arms. "AH! What the!?"
SPLAT!
SPLAT!
And as quick as lightning Arcee was covered in webs as the Decepticon fembot moved towards them with a very forced smile on her face.
"Hello Arcee, Jack. It's been a while." she said while Jack paled in terror.
"Airachnid!" yelled Arcee with a glare while Jack stepped back. "What are YOU doing here?!"
"Simple." she said while picking Jack up with her nails. "I'm here for Jack, we have unfinished business together, and after seeing you at the energon lake, I want to make you watch as well. Oh don't worry, I won't kill you, just make you suffer seeing the little human have some fun with a REAL fembot like myself~"
"Forget it! Not happening!" snapped Arcee struggling to rip the webbing apart while Airachnid held Jack up to her optics and narrowed them.
"Now Jack, that wasn't very nice, screwing another girl while I've been more than enough to make you feel alive? Didn't your mother teach you better?" she shook her head before grinning. "Don't worry, I forgive you though, but that doesn't mean I won't punish you~"
"I-I-"
SNAP!
BAM!
"AH!" the Decepticon cried out while getting blasted by Arcee's arm cannon, her left arm currently in the form of a blade as the Autobot looked kinda pissed off.
"Back off! You aren't getting your claws in MY partner!"
"Stay back, this is between me, my boyfriend, and a pool of energon!" she growled. "Or are you eager to see the Allspark that badly?"
"I'll tear your spark chamber out through your head!" she snapped before ripping the rest of the web off, charging at her before she sprung backwards with her long limbs. "Let him go!"
"You want Jack so much? Wow Arcee, you really can't control yourself can you?" she mocked while avoiding Arcee's swipes. "Just a few rounds as a human and you're THAT desperate to hog him? Why don't you go off and find some random human? I'm sure Jack here would prefer an experienced fembot over a rookie." she chuckled.
"At least he trusts me! You just use him for your own pleasures!" spat Arcee with Airachnid outright laughing.
"Oh naive Arcee, you have no idea what you're saying." she smirked while the two fembots moved deeper into the cave, avoiding each other's attacks as Jack felt like he was on a roller coaster.
"I know you! You would do that to any bot that you disemboweled!"
"Oh tut tut, that's all in the past. I won't break Jack...much~" she chuckled while avoiding a blast from Arcee's cannon arm. "Ah! Lousy aim for a second rate fembot!"
'I'm going to get sick!' Jack thought while his face turned green. He found himself wrapped up in webbing and held on Airachnid's back with a leg while she smirked.
"Hold tight Jack, this won't take long." she said before dodging a energon blade to the face. "Oh my, you nearly got me there, but that won't happen again!"
"Just unhand Jack and I might not have to rip your face off!"
"Not a chance!"
Both charged at each other as blaster fire and sharpened claws against solid stone rang out in the caverns, causing the bats to fly out in a panic in the process.
"Wait! Please stop! Now isn't the time!" Jack let out when he saw some rocks fall down.
But the fembots didn't hear him over the blaster fire as the stalagties began to fall from the ceiling.
RUMBLE!
Both fembots blinked as the ground began to crack and a sinkhole formed under their feet in a blink of an eye.
WOOOOSSSSH!
"AHHHHHH!" Jack screamed while the two fembots went falling down into the darkness, for the second time today for Jack and Arcee, as the Decepticon tried to use her legs to stop her fall but couldn't due to the rocks being really slippery from years of water erosion.
"Damn it!" cursed Airachnid holding her claws out and tried using her webbing to snag onto something and stop falling.
SNAP!
But all that did was break some of the rocks and caused them to fall on top of her, knocking her out in the process as Arcee felt a little annoyed at this point.
"Slag! Why this again!?" she yelled out before a rock hit her hard on the head and sent her into unconsciousness, much to Jack's terror.
"Shit shit shit!" he yelled before seeing the bottom of the hole, revealing a familiar pink energon lake at its bottom. "Oh no."
And like a stone in water.
SPLASH!
They went right into the pool.
(Later on)
"AH!" Jack gasped while finally getting onto the shore and panted, the energon falling onto the floor like liquid water in the process. He coughed and wiped at his face, looking over himself quickly, but not getting any weird sensations or odd changes to his body. "Oh thank god!"
As he panted and looked around, he felt a little nostalgia upon seeing the lake again...but not the good kind as he REALLY wanted to go home by now.
"Welp, I'm stuck here...again." he grumbled while taking off his clothes to dry himself off. "And just when I was starting to get dry too." he looked at the energon and looked worried. "I just hope Arcee's alright."
As he looked around and took off his underwear, he noticed two bodies starting to rise from the energon lake.
"Huh?" He muttered while hoping one of the dark shadows was Arcee. 'Please be alright, please be alright.'
SPLASH!
"Ah!"
"By Primus! That was close!"
Jack blinked as he saw the two figures more closely, each one moving towards the shoreline.
The first one was a tall pale skinned woman with short blue hair with pink highlights running down the sides, blue eyes with dark blue mascara on the sides, blue lipstick, a G cup chest and massive ass, short blue nails, wearing a dark blue and pink short sleeved bodysuit that exposed her belly, hips, and ass, long gray opera gloves, gray stockings and black high heels, who looked very drenched and annoyed.
The second one was a tall tanned woman with long black hair going past her shoulder blades with purple tips at the ends, purple eyes with black mascara under the eyelids, purple lipstick, long purple nails, a F cup chest and massive ass, wearing a black long sleeved tank top that exposed her belly, a short black shirt, long fingerless purple gloves, black stockings with purple spider webs stitched on them, and black high heeled boots with a purple spider's face decorating the front, who coughed and spat some energon out of her mouth.
"Wait….Arcee? Airachnid?!" 'How did they both get so...hot?! And did Airachnid get an upgrade or something?!'
"Ugh, my head…."
"Damn it." Airachnid groaned before blinking as she saw her organic hands. "Wait...yes! I'm back to a human form. And I feel so...so powerful! Like I can destroy a planet now!"
"Not while I'm here." glared Arcee. "Decepticon, human, I'll still put you down."
"Oh? Want to spar then, fat ass?" She said with a grin.
"You're the one with the fat ass!"
"At least my breasts don't sag."
"Why you!"
And cue them tackling each other while mud, created from the shoreline, started to stick to their bodies.
Jack blinked while feeling like he was watching a very raunchy mud fight from a porno. He gulped and had to try not to stare when Airachnid tackled Arcee down and pinned her.
"Is that all? You're even weaker when we're both like this."
"Maybe." she frowned before turning the Decepticon on her back and pinned her down. "But so are you!"
"Ah! You little bitch!"
"Sticks and stones, you spider slag!"
'Ok...is it wrong to fap to this?' Jack thought with a blush. 'I mean….this is something that any guy would KILL to see! But this is a serious time….at least I think so.'
As the two former fembots kept on trying to kill each other, neither one noticed that they were smelling something...tasty and alluring, like a flower to a hive of bees, and it was making them salivate and leak with their own juices. Slowly they began to stop, Airachnid looking around.
"What is that? It smells amazing."
"I have no idea." Arcee muttered while sniffing the air. "But it does make my mouth water."
Both sniffed the air and looked around for the source of the smell as Jack's cock began to harden, neon pink veins forming near the balls and staff, as he looked a little confused.
"Uh, smell what exactly?"
"It's hard to explain-"
"It smells like your seed." Airachnid interrupted as Arcee glared at her. "And it's alluring. I can't resist it's smell~"
He blinked before seeing them look at him, their eyes filled with lust, as they began to strip, their bodies sweating a lot.
"By Primus! It's so hot~"
"Really hot." Arcee panted while taking off her bodysuit and gloves, followed by her boots as the Decepticon followed soothe with her own clothes.
"G-Girls?" Jack stared at the bare breasts, gulping as he felt his dick get even harder.
Both girls moved closer to the boy before pushing their breasts on his head.
"Mmmm~"
"Say Arcee." the Decepticon purred. "Why not make a truce, until we fuck Jack and make him ours that is~"
"Mmmm, ok~ But I get his cock first~" Arcee purred as Jack turned bright red and his cock began to glow pink and hardened to the point of being painful to contain.
"No promises." chuckled Airachnid with Jack feeling their nipples were rock hard. "What do you say Jack? Why don't we REALLY have some fun?"
"Mmmm?!" He yelled in a muffled voice as Airachnid chuckled.
"I'll take that as a yes~" she said while moving her hand on his balls and began rubbing them with her nails. "My, big and strong. Good for making protoforms~ My protoforms that is~"
"You mean MY protoforms." spoke up Arcee, the warm and burning feeling clouding her senses as she made Jack face her. "Let's show her what you and I can do." before pressing their lips together with a moan.
He blushed red as Arcee kept on kissing his lips, her hands currently rubbing his hardened cock as the Decepticon kept on rubbing his balls. 'This...this is...I have no idea what this is!'
"Wow Jack, you're even bigger than before, mind if I get a taste~?" She hummed before moving her head over the top and began to suck on it.
"Mmm!" He moaned while Arcee moved her hands towards his balls and began to rub them.
She moved back and smirked before licking her lips. "Come on, don't leave my nipples alone, have a taste~"
"Mmm!" he let out as Arcee moved her breasts near his face.
Airachnid smirked before taking a bite of his balls, making the boy moan as his cock looked ready to burst. "Come on, cum already~"
"E-Easy!" he let out before giving Arcee's nipple a lick. "I still need those."
"Ah come on, don't get all weak on me." She said while moving her body, more specifically her ass, over the cock and placed her ass cheeks between his cock. "Especially when you're going to have a fun time with my posterior~"
Jack groaned from the softness before he took in Arcee's nipple and started sucking, making the fembot moan herself.
"Jack~" Arcee moaned as Jack began thrusting his cock between the Decepticon's ass cheeks. "Go ahead and suck away, you can get rough with me~"
He groaned before grabbing both her breasts and began sucking on both nipples at the same time, tasting a little bit of milk for some reason, as Arcee moaned with lust.
"Ah~!"
"Faster Jack, my ass is so cold and in need of your sperm~" urged Airachnid trying to move her ass in sync with his thrusts. "Don't hold back~"
He groaned as he kept on thrusting, his cock now covered in pink veins and larger and harder than before, looking like a steel rod then an actual cock, as he drank Arcee's milk like a boss. 'I can't hold it...losing...sanity!'
"Mmm Jack~ This feels better than before!" Arcee cried out, her whole body burning more and more.
"Mine too." the Decepticon fembot moaned while she felt her womb burning with desire. "Oh Jack, I want that cock in my body~ Now~!"
"Mmm!" Jack moaned while his rational mind faded away to reveal a more primal urge to fuck two beautiful women like there was no tomorrow, his cock starting to twitch in agitation. 'Fuck...must fuck…!'
"When you're ready, go ahead and cover my rear in your seed~" Airachnid moaned. "Come on, do it Jack, do it~!"
"A-AHHHH!" he cried out, his dick twitching before he started spraying all over the large ass, the sperm looking like a pink metallic like substance instead of its normal color.
"Mmmm, good boy~" she moaned while Arcee looked a little annoyed and pouted.
"Jack, cum on my breasts next!" Arcee snapped in hormonal lust.
He panted, his dick still rock hard and nodded as Arcee got on her knees as he moved his dick in front of her and started rubbing it.
"Ooh~ Yes, keep that up~" she moaned while Airachnid began to taste the sperm with her fingers.
She smirked before grabbing Arcee's ass and began to squeeze it. "Oh relax, I need something to play with while Jack fucks your breasts~"
Arcee moaned louder, right as Jack grunted and started covering her breasts in another shot of sperm.
Jack panted a little while Airachnid kept on squeezing Arcee's ass, his hands moving towards Arcee's hips and began to squeeze them as well, the Autobot fembot's vagina leaking juices in reaction to this stimulation.
"AH~!" she let out, feeling helpless on both sides with Jack panting, staring at the hole.
"Arcee….Get on your back, now!"
Airachnid smirked before picking Arcee up and pulled her legs to the side. "Or better yet, fuck her like this~!"
His eyes widened, feeling like he was gonna go nuts as he saw the exposed pussy before letting out a cry and moved close, rubbing his dick across the folds like a humping dog, making Arcee moan.
"Jack, Jack, I can't wait anymore, FUCK ME!"
He grunted before thrusting into her snatch, causing the fembot to moan in lust as Airachnid began to use this opportunity to kiss the former enemy on the lips.
"Mmm~"
"Mmmmm~?!" Arcee let out in surprise, feeling Airachnid shove her tongue right inside and lick around the Autobots' mouth with a hum while grabbing at her breasts to squeeze them, right as Jack starts to thrust back and forth, making her moan louder.
"Ah!" Jack grunted while thrusting faster and faster, his cock twitching within the tight folds and looking ready to cum once more.
"Mmmmm~" Airachnid hummed while squeezing Arcee's hips with her nails. She pulled back from the kiss and saw Arcee panting with a flushed expression. "How's Jack's dick feeling now?"
"Ah! Ah ! Ah! So big! Ah! Jack! Cum inside me! NOW!" Arcee moaned with lust. "DO IT NOW!"
"AHHHH! TAKE IT ALL!" he roared out, burying his cock deep inside before grunting as he started to flood Arcee.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" She cried out as Airachnid smirked and began to squeeze Arcee's ass, making her release juices in response.
"Go on Jack, knock her up and then you're mine~!"
"AHHH!"
Arcee moaned while her nipples were spraying milk as her eyes rolled back from the climax of Jack's cock against her very sensitive womb. It felt like her whole body was overloading again and again.
Jack panted as he pulled his cock out, still hard and leaking pink sperm, as Arcee was knocked out cold, leaving him and the Decepticon fembot as the only ones currently conscious.
"Oh Jack." She said while licking her lips. "Watching that made me want you even more~ Now come here and give your girlfriend a good fuck~"
"Fuck...fuck….FUCK!" he yelled out before tackling Airachnid onto the ground, his face right between her breasts and his cock was currently pushing right into her snatch.
"Ah~! That's more like it, way better then our first fuck~" she smirked while feeling the cock thrusting into her body like a drill. "Go on, suck my breasts, or are you more interested in that Autobots'?"
"Ah...ah….ah!" he let out with each thrust, feeling like he was going crazy from how good this felt, unable to answer.
As this went on, Arcee started to wake up, her mind now overtaken by lust, and ran over to Airachnid before sitting on her face and began groping her own breasts.
"Fuck, fuck fuck~" Arcee moaned before sucking on her right nipple. "Mmm~"
'Oh, you want to go at it like this now do you?' Airachnid thought before she licked in the inside of Arcee's snatch, making her moan and suck on her nipples even more. 'Take this!'
"Ah! Tight! Warm! I wanna keep fucking it!" grunted Jack, drooling slightly from the pleasure as Airachnid tightened up her hole.
'Then go on then, fuck me senseless~'
"Mmmm~" Arcee moaned as Airachnid felt the cock twitching in her womb, making her bite on Arcee's snatch and causing her to yelp in lustful pain. "Ah~!"
"I'm gonna cum!" Jack moaned out before Airachnid felt the sperm pouring into her like a river, causing her eyes to roll back as Arcee moved her ass off of the fembot and pushed both nipples into her mouth.
"Suck! Suck! Suck my nipples~!" Arcee moaned while the fembot started to suck on the milk, her brain slowly falling into the pits of lust and desire. "You want something to bite on? Well bite on these!"
"Mmmm~" Airachnid moaned as Jack kept on cumming into her body, her holes being filled on both ends as she felt full yet...wanted more.
"Fuck! Must fuck you! Must fuck!" Jack roared as the Decepticon fainted from overstimulation.
"Ah." Arcee pouted while licking her lips. "I wanted to play with her more~"
"Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" he roared out, looking at Arcee in hunger, which made her shudder.
"Oh Jack~" she moaned before getting pushed on her stomach, turned around and then fucked right in the asshole by Jack. "OH JACK~!"
"FUCK!" he grunted. "With a tight ass like this, it's a wonder my dick isn't chopped off! You were made to be a fucktoy! MY fucktoy!"
"Oh Jack! More! MORE~!" she cried out as the dick was spreading her back hole open more and more.
"From now on, when I say so, you better be ready to take my dick anywhere and anytime I say!" he grunted before slapping her ass.
"AH~!" she moaned while her nipples began to harden, her ass jiggling like crazy as Jack's dick began to twitch with anticipation. "OOOOOH~!"
"I'm gonna cum! Take it all you slut!"
"AHHH! AH! FILL ME!" she moaned as Jack's pink sperm entered her ass and filled her stomach up like a balloon due to the large amount of sperm pouring into her.
Jack gripped onto her like his life was on the line, staying balls deep inside with each twitch.
As this occurred, Arcee began to feel her senses overloading as her eyes rolled back and she went unconscious, Jack still pouring his sperm into her with reckless abandonment.
"AH! AH! AH! FUCK!" he grunted, his balls starting to go down as the glowing veins on his dick started to lose the glow.
As this occured, he didn't notice that the pink energon lake was starting to glow brightly as the screen became a bright pink color.
(Many hours later)
Jack groaned in pain, his balls and dick feeling like they got trampled as his crotch was sticky, laying between the two fembots who were still unconscious. 'Ow...ow...it hurts….just to breath….it's official….I'm passing up sex for a YEAR!'
As he groaned in pain, he noticed that his cock was now a metallic pink color, the veins now dull gray...his cock had become an organic metal like structure, possibly due to the pink energon's unique properties aka dunking himself into a pool of the stuff and possibly drinking a heavy dose of radioactive space fuel in the process.
"...fucking energon." he cursed to himself in anger. "I hope I don't grow an extra limb or something."
"Ugh…"
"Ugh...my head…"
Arcee and Airachnid let out, slowly coming to and noting their bodies were sore and exhausted.
"What happened?" Airachnid groaned before looking at her body. "Wait, I'm not in my cybertronian form...yes! I'm human-OW! Too sore! Pain!"
"Finally." Jack sighed while Arcee groaned and rubbed her head.
"Still human...I can live with that but gah! Why are humans so...prone to pain!?"
"If it helps...I'm in the same boat. I don't think I can even feel my dick…" Jack groaned while Airachnid coughed.
"Well...I feel full." she groaned while Arcee felt the same way. "Like I ate a literal man in one bite."
"Jack? I think I'll be taking a break from that." she winced when she tried to move her leg.
"Way ahead of you…" he let out with a groan before his dick started to glow, same with the fembots before all of them let out a flash, the fembots turning back to normal with Jack's dick doing the same.
"Well...fuck." Airachnid grumbled. "Looks like the party is over...unless." she closed her eyes and caused her body to turn pink, changing back to human form and then back to her fembot form. "HA! Knew it! Staying submerged allowed me to become both cybertronian and human...meaning the Autobitch can do it as well."
"Thanks for the neat trick." smirked Arcee doing a quick switch herself. "Guess this means Jack doesn't need you anymore, not when I can help him deal with his urges on my own."
"Oh no you don't! He's mine!" She growled while turning human and grabbed Jack by the left arm. "My boyfriend and my toy, he doesn't need a slagger that can't even last a day without him!"
"That's your routine!" Arcee growled while turning human as well and grabbed Jack's right arm tightly. "He's mine!"
"I was his first!"
"I was his first too! His first real partner while you wanted to mount his head as a trophy!"
"Bygones be bygones! He's mine so fuck off!"
"You first!"
"No you!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
Jack groaned as they each yanked on him, but due to his still sore groin. "Guys….guys...guys….GUYS!"
"WHAT?!" Both yelled at once.
"Mind keeping it down?! I'm still exhausted as hell!" he yelled before sighing. "Look, can we just take a minute to take it easy and try talking this out? I doubt ANY of us are in any shape to move much anyway."
Both glared at the other before letting go of Jack's arms. "Fine, but we settle this later."
'Thank god.' Jack thought before seeing Arcee and Airachnid, taking a seat on the ground before they grabbed him and placed him right on their laps.
"Just in case SOMEONE gets any ideas."
"Like a certain spider using her ass instead of her hips."
"Or your breasts."
Both glared at the other while Jack felt his mind settling down on the very comfy lap pillows and closed his eyes.
(Later)
"Alright, are we all feeling a little bit better?"
"..." Arcee glared at Airachnid while said fembot stuck her tongue at the Autobot.
"Well? Are we feeling better?" Jack asked with a little more force in his tone.
"...yes."
"Alright, now then….let's talk about us."
"Oh yes." Airachnid said while pointing at Arcee. "Her, Jack. I say we get rid of her, she is a stalker and is ruining our relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Says the bug." glared Arcee. "You just used him as a toy instead of a person, but then again what would I expect from a murderer?"
"Are you going to hold that over my head? It was in the past, so get over-"
"QUIET! Both of you!" Jack yelled with a frown. "You're both arguing like children, and that sounds really weird coming from me."
"But she started it!" Both fembots yelled while pointing at the other with anger.
"And I'm ending it. Airachnid, I'm not gonna lie and say our time together wasn't something, but I can't just leave Arcee or my friends. Arcee, I meant what I said, but I can't just forget the stuff me and Airachnid did since she DID get me to understand how great sex feels like. I know it sounds ridiculous, and crazy, but...picking between you two is impossible."
"..."
"...so you're saying that we are bad picks?" Arcee asked with a raised eyebrow.
"What, no!"
"Then what are you saying? Because it sounds to me like you either won't pick one, or you want to pick both."
"Well...I mean I wouldn't be against it, but...ugh! Look, all I know is that I'm not gonna go and side up with the Decepticons over amazing sex, alright? I'm not that kinda shallow guy."
"Then what? Try and get us to work together in service to you?" Airachnid asked sarcastically. "To date you at the same time and eventually marry both of us, despite being enemies?"
"That's exactly what I'm trying to say!"
"Oh….well…."
"Jack, that would never work. I doubt Optimus would trust her near the base, let alone near you."
"And Megatron would just kill you."
"I get that!"
"Then what are you wanting from us?" Arcee frowned.
"I just want you two to get along! I mean Airachnid, what reason do you have for siding with Megatron? What are you getting out of working for him?"
"Besides killing...huh. NO idea, I mean working for him and seeing Cybertron weak is kinda...bleak." she muttered while rubbing her chin. "But then again, it's the winning side and I would rather not be killed by Megatron since he does have a quick trigger."
"Look, Airachnid. If you join our side, you can have both sex and a chance at surving all this. Megatron just wants to rule, but Optimus wants to actually fix Cybertron. Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life there with Megatron in control? Especially with Starscream there kissing up to him all the time?"
"...fine. I'll join but I'm not taking the insignia off." She deadpanned. "Consider me a spy for your little Autobot friends. Plus I enjoy purple, it gives me a sense of style."
"Alright, an inside agent is always helpful. What do you think, Arcee?"
"..."
"Arcee?"
"I don't like this, but if she tries anything, I'm ripping her spark out."
"Keep deluding yourself." smirked Airachnid.
"Alright, so as soon as we get out of here, we can tell Optimus the idea and go from there, all agree?"
"Yes." both said with hateful glares at the other as Jack nodded at this positive turn of events.
"And then maybe we can work on the bad blood between you two, especially if we're gonna make this whole relationship work."
Airachnid sighed. "Only if you give us attention, both on and off the monster of a dick you currently have. And I'm the first girlfriend and the little miss tricycle is the lowly second best."
"What did you just call me!?"
"Little. Miss. Tricycle." she said with a smirk.
"Then I guess that makes you the itsy bitsy bug."
"Oh you little!" she growled while tackling Arcee to the ground and began to roll around the ground in anger.
Jack facepalmed, groaning at the display. 'Hard to believe they're so much older than me it's not funny, and they act like kids.'
As the two women rolled around, they moved right towards Jack and-
BAM!
Caused all three to go flying into another enegon lake...again.
SPLASH!
"AIRACHNID! ARCEE!" Jack roared in frustration.
"IT WAS HER FAULT!" Both yelled at once.
(Omake)
-Cybertron-
It was a bright day for the universe. The war over, Cybertron was on it's way of being fixed now that energon was flowing again, with the survivors getting to work on repairs, Autobots and Decepticons now that Megatron was gone.
For the three humans, now in space suits to survive the lack of air on the planet, they were being escorted back to the ship by Arcee and newly made spymaster Airachnid due to the fact that the humans might get squashed by the Cybertronian workers. This was also because the two fembots didn't want their boyfriend getting killed, not that they weren't going to, given they were trying to push him into their cleavages.
"Uh, girls? I'm happy you care, but isn't this a bit much?"
"Nonsense." Airachnid smirked while pushing him into her cleavage, only for Arcee to grab him and try to put him in her cleavage, which repeated again in a few seconds. "I just want to keep you safe from the others, unlike the tricycle."
"I am doing the same thing as you, but unlike you I have a duty to keep him safe."
"So do it!"
"Then get your hands off him!"
"You first!"
Miko chuckled at this while enjoying this scene, especially when Jack was clearly embarrassed about the two fembots fighting for his attention. "So tell me Jack, when's the wedding?"
"W-W-WEDDING?!" He yelled while Miko nodded.
"Yeah, when's the wedding, and if so, where's my invitation?" She smirked.
"Miko! Not funny!"
"Why? You love them enough to fuck them senseless."
"How do you know that?!"
"I saw you three fucking, in that energon cave. You keep doing it every hour, so I just followed you and wow, what a co-"
"MIKO!" he yelled in embarrassment.
"Yeesh, take a chill pill. Look on the bright side, you got more luck than I do, lucky."
He huffed while Arcee and Airachnid were busy pondering a single question.
Who will marry Jack first?
"Hey you two, how many kids do you have in mind?" she teased.
"Fifty."
"One hundred."
Both glared while Miko blinked in surprise.
"Uh….that's kinda much, don't ya think?"
"Not really." Airachnid smirked. "It gives me the chance to raise my children to hunt prey and follow the ideologies of the Decepticons. The true strength is in making peace through violence."
"Well I would teach my children about peace for all life." Arcee frowned. "Because unlike SOMEONE, I'd rather we not have to deal with another war."
"Who said I want war?" Airachnid smirked. "I want my kids to be strong, not weak like a certain tricycle."
"Is that why I could slice your head off at this moment without missing?"
"Girls! Calm down!" Jack yelled. "We're all on the same side!"
"Not in the battlefield of love." Airachnid frowned. "And I will be winning the position of first wife!"
"Wrong! I will!"
"No I will!"
"I will!"
"I will!"
Jack groaned while the two fembots started to pick another fight. 'Miko, you really have a way of making things worse.'
'Man, Jack's gonna have a rough time if he becomes a dad before graduating.' thought Raf, feeling pity for his friend.
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