Kimiko looked at Jack with a terrified look on her face. She said, "But, I don't understand, all I was doing was kissing my hot crush."
"I'm your boyfriend though!" shouted Jack
"EW! You! You're the ugliest hideous immature person I have ever set my eyes on!"
"What the hell are you talking about, I'm YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
"A famous movie star like me? No way!"
"YOU ARE NOT A MOVIE STAR!"
"Yeah, I am, I'm Lindsay Lohan, I'm taking the place of a character named Kimodo or something."
Jack turned pale as he realized that she was not lying, because she took off a mask, and her red hair popped out from under her wig. He screamed in frustration and ran off to find Raimundo.
"You! Where is Kimiko!" shouted Jack.
"I don't know! I'm the replacement actor for Rice-man or something.!"
"What! Where are they! And WHO ARE YOU!"
"I'm..I'm Orlando Bloom," he stammered and he also added, "Kimodo and Rice-man are at Spongebob's town."
"Where's that?"
"Channel 63."
"What?"
"Oh my gosh…you don't know?"
"Know what!"
"You're on a TV show."
"Hmm really? A sitcom right?"
"Of course not!"
" Then?"
"You're a cartoon show…"
"I don't believe you, and I will find Kimiko and ….um"
"Rice-man, dude."
"Whatever."
"I'll find him and kill him with my evil KNOWLEDGE! MWHAHAHHAHAHA."
(Camera Crew: Uh oh, I'm starting to think that he thinks that he isn't a cartoon. Maybe we should tell him.
Director: Not yet fellows, the producers are going to love this!)
In the dungeons of Jack's mansion…..
"Um….Help! Get me out! Come on, you won't leave me- Orlando Bloom- here? Come on! I'll give a dollar."
sniff sniff
"Get me out! Come on! I'm hungry!"