Chapter title: How the Mighty have fallen
Diclaimer: I neither own Red Dwarf, nor do I make any money from this.
Warning: Sexual situations
Lister always knew his curiosity would be his downfall, but luck had been with him until the fateful night he heard those feminine moans emanating from Rimmer's room. Just a quick peek, but it was enough to take in the horrific scene:
Cat, kneeling between the legs of a woman, lapping merrily.
The woman, her face, her arching body so achingly familiar, except for one thing:
That H.
H for Hologram.
H for Rimmer.
Rimmer, wearing Kochanski's body.
Rimmer, moaning and writhing and panting and...
It was a long time before Kryten could coax Lister out from behind the boiler.