Crazy trouble with love part 9
Shirou x Morgan (Lostbelt)
Series: Fate Stay
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-Japan, Fuyuki City, Emiya Residence-
Pain...so much pain. It was unbearable as Shirou Emiya, former master of Saber, laid in a bed covered in bandages, his right arm missing as he tried to breathe normally.
The reason for his agony? Just a few days ago, when he was formally trying to get his friend Rin to form an alliance with him...he was betrayed, his right arm and command seals cut off by Archer and his servant Saber forced to return to the Throne of Heroes. In essence, he was left without a servant and unable to participate in the Holy Grail War as a result.
It was, in her own words, for his own good so he wasn't killed by any of the other masters but...it still hurt regardless.
So here he was, resting and in horrible pain. He couldn't even move his still intact left arm...but he wanted one thing.
Retribution.
Something he tended to not get hung up on given how he was raised, but now? He was feeling his blood boil.
'Rin. I trusted you...so much.' He thought while his previous Hero of Justice mentality was replaced by anger and a broken version of his own creed. 'But you ruined me.'
As he laid on the bed, he tried to stand up and leave but caused his bandages to turn a light crimson.
"Ah! Damn it." he winced, leaning back. "Can't move. Fuck."
As he groaned in pain, he didn't realize that his own blood was mixing with a certain artifact stuff inside him, one that stayed in his body despite the original owner being sent into the Throne of Heroes.
That being Avalon and oh boy, it was going to give him something more than a smile redo.
Shirou groaned as his body began to glow a bright blue color and his wounds started to heal, except for the arm that is. 'Huh?'
WOOOOSH!
And like that, a bright light blinded him as everything was blurred from the sudden light show.
"AHHHHH!" He cried out while holding his eyes with his good hand. "My eyes!"
As this occured, he didn't notice that the light had died down or that someone was right next to him.
"Are you my husband?"
He blinked and rubbed his eyes as he saw a semi tall young pale skinned woman with long light gray hair that was tinted a light blue color near the ends and was tired in the back by a black bow, two french braids on the sides of her head that went from the back of the head to her long bangs, clear grayish blue eyes, a D cup chest and small ass, wearing a sleeveless two toned dress that was black with blue highlights on the front and revealed her underboob, a little of her stomach and the sides of the underarms, a two pronged trail going from her waist to her knees that had a larger opening in the center and a smaller opening below that near the tips, blue garter straps under the long white detachable sleeves that were held in place by a blue rope ribbon near the blue collar, a blue choker, a blue ribbon under her chest and on the sides of her hips, a long knee length skirt with a red inner lining hanging from the sides of her hips and her behind, thigh high black high heeled boots with a blue lining near the front and a single blue heel, and holding a large black staff with light blue marking on it as the two top most points were curved in such a way that it looked similar, in the empty space that was, in appearance to a bell, standing right next to him with a neutral expression that made his blood freeze. "W-W-W-W-W-Who are you?!"
"Morgan, class Berserker." she said with a cold tone. "I am the Queen of the Fae Nation Britain and one that curses Pan-Human History. If you have no problem with that, I shall lend you my power as a Servant."
"..."
"I expect you to be either my retainer, or perhaps my husband. The choice is..." she said before raising an eyebrow at his condition. "What happened to your arm?"
"...a friend betrayed me." he said coldly, somehow making the Servant recall something deep in her mind. "Cut my arm off and made me lose my place as a Master. And now I summoned another Servant?...This is miserable. I don't even know you yet I don't care, I lost my chance and now I can't even get up."
"I see, so you are like me." she said softly as Shirou raised an eyebrow at that.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I was like you, betrayed. But for over 2,000 years I ruled my kingdom with fear, knowing the sinful fairies are nothing but burdens upon my kingdom. But unlike you, I strived to make that kingdom last, not from the people but from the nation itself." she said while Shirou raised an eyebrow. "But know this, I tried to destroy Pan-Human History and failed, but if you so desire, I shall help you with your revenge as long as you are devoted to me and only me. I am a queen that shall remake my kingdom here, but all great rulers need a husband. So what is your answer, reject my request or embrace my offer and become the King of Neo Avalon Le Fae?"
"Pass." He said while Morgan blinked.
"...what?"
"I said pass." he rolled on his side and closed his eyes. "After all the stuff I went through, all the pain and fighting, all to end up betrayed? I'm not going through another war. Find another master, because it's not me."
"..."
He rolled his eyes. "That's what I would say if I wasn't still pissed and angry at my so-called friend. I want to be a hero but I need to pay her back."
"...do not lie." She said coldly. "My eyes can see the truth behind the words you speak and you are afraid of the consequences of your heroic nature. You want to see this Rin as a friend yet your heart tells otherwise. You want revenge for the hardship and I am willing to help you reach that goal. You want a second chance at saving everyone, and I want to remake my kingdom here, we have the same goal. To make a world of peace, where no one will be betrayed by sinful beings. Now I will ask again, will you join me as my husband?"
"Isn't that a bit fast?" He asked while Morgan deadpanned.
"Just agree." she said while looking a little like an upset Saber, which momentarily spooked Shirou. "Before I turn you into a pig."
"Uh...sure?" He said before noticing that he was lifted up by the tip of Morgan's staff. "Hey!"
"Then I shall help heal you and strengthen your body. You are weak and while that is not a problem, if you want revenge against the one that wronged you, then I must rectify that immediately." she said while placing the staff on her shoulder and walked out of the room. "Now, come husband, I shall make you a King."
'What did I get myself into!?'
(A few days later)
Morgan looked at Shirou as he was currently cooking some dinner, his hair now a dull gray color and his eyes a deep neon blue color, as a bell shaped Command Seal was tattooed on his Adam's apple. "..."
"What?"
"Nothing." she said calmly while leaning against her staff. "I am just watching my husband cook." 'And making sure his new Magic Circuits are working properly. Adding mana from Rhongomyniad, all twelve of them, should have turned his body into a bloody pile of goo yet he still lived. Mmmm...he might be weak but his potential has piqued my interest.'
GROWL!
Morgan blushed while Shirou heard it and snickered.
"Getting hungry are we?" He said while Morgan huffed.
"Husband." she said coldly. "Don't prod-"
GROWL!
Shirou snickered again as Morgan felt her face turning a light pink color. "You were saying?"
"..."
"Want some eggs?" he asked while not noticing Taiga walking into the room, topless and tired.
"...yes." Morgan said while Taiga sat next to her and yawned.
"Hey Shirou, what...wait." she said while squinting her eyes. "Are you still using contacts and hair dye?"
"No, I-Taiga-nee! Where are your clothes?!"
"Oh." she blinked while looking at her chest, making Morgan lightly blush at her apparent indecent exposure. "Huh, forgot to put a bra on. My bad."
'What a sinful woman...although given my Pan-Human version that is light compared to her, and in a way myself.' Morgan thought while coughing. "I suggest you know your place."
"Oh, you must be Shirou's girlfriend...wait. No, you're not her." Taiga muttered while Morgan recalled that her other self's 'sister', Saber, used to live with her and frowned slightly. "You don't have the chest, or lack of as Saber."
"And you are blind as a bat if you mistook me for her." Morgan frowned. "As for my title, I am not a girlfriend, I am his wife."
Taiga blinked while turning to Shirou. "Not even out of school and you have a wife, what exactly happened last week?"
"It's complicated." He said while Taiga didn't get the message and raised an eyebrow.
"So you didn't go to a bar and-"
"No! We didn't have sex!"
"We can do that if you so desire." Morgan said flatly. "But I'm always on top, no exceptions."
He gaped at her with Taiga bursting out laughing. "M-Morgan!"
"What?" she asked while a little confused why her declaration of 'love' was being laughed at. "What is so funny?"
"Y-Y-Y-You got right to the point!" Taiga laughed while Shirou blushed.
"..."
"Taiga-nee."
(Later)
"Husband." Morgan said while holding a crudely drawn castle like dragon, drawn in crayon, in her hands. "Here are the plans for the castle."
"Uh..." He said while trying not to laugh at the drawing. "What's that?"
"Our castle." she said while pointing at the drawing. "Isn't it obvious?"
"No, it looks like a dragon."
"Because it is supposed to be dragon themed."
"...why would you even want a dragon castle?"
"So we can bring fear upon our enemies."
"...no." he said flatly as Morgan's expression changed from neutral to shell shocked instantly.
"B-But...why not?"
"There's way too many resources to go into a normal house, and trying to get the stuff for a castle is way too expensive." He said calmly. "Plus the idea of a dragon shaped castle sounds more like an amusement park attraction than a fortress."
"..." Morgan puffed her cheeks out in frustration as Shirou felt his heart ache from the cuteness. "But I want to make this!"
"Wait until we have a fraction of the money." he said while trying to resist the urge to hug the Berserker.
"I want it!" Morgan yelled while hitting Shirou on the chest with her fists. "I want that castle! I want it!"
'Can't...resist...cuteness.' he thought while looking ready to hug the now angry girl without any form of restraint. 'Keep it together...don't...do it!'
However, as this occured, no one noticed that Taiga was watching them and recording them from a video recorder.
'This is perfect blackmail~' She thought with a devilish grin.
(Some time later)
Morgan grumbled while waiting for Shirou aka her husband to return from school and well, she was placed in charge of the house by Taiga.
And it was boring, especially when she just finished turning the estate into an anti enemy forturess with her magic and special black magic spells, leaving her nothing better to do than lay on the couch like a bored cat.
'I hate it.' she thought while tapping her fingers on the right most arm of the couch. 'So boring. I hate boredom.'
As she kept on looking bored beyond belief, she didn't notice that the window was open or that a single black 'thing' was crawling down the window and onto the floor.
'Maybe I should curse that Rin woman?' she thought while the black thing moved closer and closer to her leg.
Wiggle wiggle.
Only to look down and paled in horror for on her leg...was a green caterpillar.
Now normally any girl would be creeped out by this but she, Morgan of the Fae Nation, had fought the Caterpillar War, which involved...caterpillars and well, she HATES bugs and HATES caterpillars to the point of acting unnaturally frightened by them.
Wiggle wiggle.
(Later)
Shirou grumbled while walking into the house, very much annoyed. 'Damn it Rin, why did you have to act smug...wait, what's that smell?'
However as he entered the house, he noticed that everything was covered in soot and broken wood shards.
"What the?!" He yelled while rushing inside.
Only to see Morgan, her hair frazzled and her eyes bloodshot, as she continually stabbed a black spot in the now destroyed floor with her staff, several similarly colored swords, staffs and a three pronged cauldron haphazardly inserted into the walls and ceiling, as a large axe fell from a nearby lamp fixture and made an indent into the floor.
"Die die die!"
"Morgan! What happened?!" Shirou yelled while Morgan kept on hitting the ground.
"Die die die die die die-"
"MORGAN!"
She flinched and turned to her 'husband' before quickly stabbing the staff into the floor and ran towards him, hugging him tightly. "Husband!"
"Morgan, what happened here?" He asked while a little surprised by the sudden hug.
"W-We were attacked!"
"Attacked, by who?"
"Not who, what!" she cried out while Shirou noticed a small caterpillar right on her shoulder.
"Um, you have a caterpillar on you-"
"AYI!" she screamed while grabbing the insect, threw it into the air, and began to fire bolts of black lightning at the insect, multiple times. "DIE! DIE YOU UNHOLY MONSTER DIE!"
"MORGAN CALM DOWN!" Shirou yelled while summoning a long black sword with light blue marking and-
BOP!
"Ow!" Morgan yelled while getting hit on the head with the flat side of the sword, making her stop and rub her head in pain. "Husband?! Why?!"
"Freaking out and destroying the house won't solve anything!"
"But-"
"Look." Shirou grumbled. "Just calm down and help me clean up."
"..." she huffed while looking away in embarrassment. "...fine."
"And then you and I need to talk about your fear."
"It's not a fear."
He pointed to the axe in the floorboards.
"..." she nervously sweated as Taiga walked in and saw the destruction.
"AH! What the hell happened here!?"
"Morgan freaked out." Shirou deadpanned while throwing Morgan to the dogs, or in this case, tigers.
"MORGAN!"
(Later on)
"Husband." Morgan said while currently sitting on a new couch, having refurbished the household itself into a more western styled medieval castle-like building in a matter of days to weeks, as Shirou sat next to her. "Shall we plan our next strategy?"
"Of what?"
"Winning the grail, having revenge on that girl." she said calmly while Shirou sighed in frustration.
"No, we won't."
"What? But didn't you want retribution on her?"
"Yes."
"Then why should we not plan our next attack on her?"
"Because it doesn't feel right just yet." He said with a sigh. "I need to defeat her on my own time."
"...are you cheating on me? Having lingering feelings for someone not your wife?" She asked with a frown.
"What? What made you think that?" He asked in confusion.
"You hesitate to kill her, either you still like her or are planning an attack on her, yet I don't see you coming up with a plan." Morgan said with a frown, making Shirou realize that she was extremely jealous of him for some reason.
"Wait...you think...I like Rin?"
"And that sister of hers, Sakura."
"Why?"
"Master is mine, right?" she asked with narrow eyes. "I don't understand the intention of your question."
"I mean why would I have feelings for the girl who stabbed me in the back? Her sister? I never really saw Sakura like that." Shirou said calmly. "Sakura is like another sister to me, despite being from a shitty family now that I saw their practices. But no, I don't have feelings for them, at all."
Morgan's gaze softened a little before nodding. "Then I suggest we gather the materials needed to combat the other six servants of this war. My knowledge of Pan-Human History is limited only to those of Britain's history, however if I knew who they are, I can alter their True Names to weaken them, or if you are brutal my loving husband, I shall use my magic in tangent with the Spear of the End to wipe them from the face of the earth."
"As long as you don't turn the city into a wasteland."
"Such things are part of war, no matter how many casualties are inflicted into the land and it's subjects." she said coldly. "Those that cross the Queen of Fae Britain will face a swift and painful end, never forget that."
"And never forget that I still like this city and DON'T want it to be wiped off the face of the map." Shirou said with a firm tone.
She nodded. "As you wish, my dear husband."
"You can stop that, we aren't married."
"Yet." Morgan said with a small smirk as Shirou blushed. "We aren't married, yet."
"I'll plan the ceremony!"
"Shut up Taiga-nee!" Shirou yelled while Taiga poked her head into the room with a grin.
"Oh come on now, she's your wife, why not make it official?"
"She keeps saying that, doesn't make it official." Shirou groaned.
"I see." Morgan said while contemplating Shirou's words carefully. "Then I shall produce a law that requires you to marry me in the near future."
"You mean some kind of arranged marriage?"
"Yes."
"..." Shirou groaned at this while Taiga chuckled in the background.
"Now that I'd like to see." Taiga chuckled.
(A few weeks later)
Shirou yawned as he got out of bed, half naked as he was a little groggy from just waking up.
However, what he didn't know was Morgan, completely naked, was laying right next to him while hugging his waist.
"Mmmm." she groaned while Shirou slowly realized who was right next to him and blushed red.
"M-M-Morgan!?"
"Morning my husband." she said with a small yawn as she kept hugging his waist.
"W-Where'd your clothes go?"
"I took them off." she yawned. "It is a wife's duty to sleep with her husband, is it not?"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"Then why are you not happy?" she frowned while Shirou gulped.
'Oh no, this isn't good...at all! Come on Shirou, just think!' "Uh...I-I told you before, we're not officially married, so...wouldn't it be jumping ahead?" He said quickly while Morgan huffed.
"The day you summoned me into Pan-Human History was the day we exchanged vows. Thus, we are married."
"Not officially!"
"I am a queen, I will make it official." She huffed while Shirou grumbled, moving his right arm, which was now a thick ebony black with neon blue lines going down from the shoulder to the nails, towards his face only for her to grasp it with her left hand lovingly. "The proof of our union is this arm, made from the mystic codes stored within my staff."
"Well, to be fair, that was on you. I mean, if anything, it's a gift I accepted because I needed it." he tried to clarify with a nervous chuckle. "I can't exactly take revenge with one arm."
Morgan nodded. "But you are still my husband, thus my gift to you is the same as a ring is to a human maiden."
'Wait, did she just compare me to a maiden!?'
"Lay a while, I need your company."
"But we can't stay in bed all day, like this!"
"Why not?"
"Because I have things to do!" he blushed while Morgan huffed and glared at him.
"Like what?"
"Like...Like...cooking! If I don't make breakfast, Taiga will starve."
"Would that be such a bad thing?"
"Well-"
"Let the woman starve. Your wife is more important than that of a lowly guardian." She said coldly as Shirou gulped a little, knowing that this is one of those times where he was going in the dog house if he did anything else. "Now cuddle up with me, NOW."
'Oh why did I have to summon a servant...THIS clingy!?'
(A few days later)
Shirou sighed as he finally walked into the house, having to use his new abilities to kill a blue haired Lancer and fatally wound a masked Assassin's left side, and decided to take a rest. 'Thank god I'm home and holy shit, my right arm is OP! Like...REALLY OP! Just how many magical circuits and mystic codes did she add into this arm!?'
As he walked into the living room, he noticed Morgan taking a nap on the couch, drool spilling from her mouth to the floor like a river.
"Zzzzz."
'Wow, she's out like a light.' he thought before moving closer to her.
"Zzzz...no...I'm...not Tonelico...I'm..Vivian..." She said in her sleep while Shirou was a little confused at the names. "Zzzz...stop...I'm...not...Tonelico...mmm..."
'A nightmare? And...wasn't her name Morgan?' he thought before seeing the servant's expression become distressed.
"No...stop...quit it...I...I'm...not..." she muttered before quickly getting up, her eyes filled with angry tears. "TONELICO!"
"Morgan, calm down!"
She panted heavily before noticing she wasn't asleep and her 'husband' was right near her, making her blush and look away sheepishly. "Husband...how much did you hear?"
"A little bit." Shirou said while seeing Morgan taking some deep breaths. "So...what was this Tonelico dream about?"
"...my past." She sighed. "Back when I tried to save my Lostbelt from destruction."
"...and the name?"
"It was a title the fay called me in the past. Tonelico the Savior, among other things. I spent 20,000 years using different aliases for a nation of ungrateful fay." Morgan frowned. "I cast aside the name Vivian in favor of Morgan when they couldn't repent."
"Repent? From what?" Shirou asked with curiosity.
"Sin. The sin of laziness and denial. For within my Lostbelt...they failed." She stared at Shirou with a very nasty glare. "Unlike your previous servant, one who holds the Sword of Promised Victory which ended a threat to the world, such an object was never forged by the fay ancestors and thus, the world and humanity went extinct."
Shirou's eyes widened in shock.
"I was born from the planet's will to make them repent yet they betray me at every turn. Thus, I now rule with fear, to never again let such fools ruin my goals of protecting Britain." she said while gripping her left hand. "Yet even that failed and my Lostbelt was destroyed, but with your help, my husband, perhaps that fate will be avoided in this loathsome 'proper' history you call home."
'...ok. That is even MORE depressing than my betrayal.' he thought while realizing the reason why she was summoned to his time and why she sympathised with him upon his recounting.
"My apologies for letting the past disturb your peaceful existence." she said while getting up. "I won't let that-"
"It's fine."
"...what?"
"I said it's fine." Shirou said with a small smile. "Sometimes telling people about one's past can help."
"..."
"I still trust you regardless." he said while Morgan looked away with a light blush plastered on her face.
'Is he trying to melt my heart today?' she thought while Shirou patted her head.
"I'll cook, you seem a little famished after that dream."
"O-Oh...thank you, my husband."
'Huh, she really does have a soft side.' He thought while surprised at this side of his normally possessive servant.
(A few days later)
"Husband." Morgan said while currently helping her 'husband' get dressed for school, despite him asking not to after she helped put his underwear on. "Shall I prepare tonight's meal this time?"
"What did you have in mind?" He asked while Morgan smirked with confidence, despite her putting on his pants and staring at his groin. 'And why did she have to barge in and...do this!?'
"Stew. Perhaps some soup, it all depends on your tastes, my beloved husband."
'Ok, beloved is a new one on me.' he thought with a light blush. "Perhaps...some toriten?"
"...tor...iten?"
"It's tempura chicken with soy sauce."
"Oh, so chicken. Huh, so my husband likes poultry." she muttered while drooling a little at the idea of chicken meat.
"Who doesn't?" He said while seeing Morgan looking at his chest. "Um...Morgan?"
"...needs more meat." she muttered while Shirou gulped.
'Is she trying to ogle at my chest or eat it!?'
(A bit later)
"Mmmm." Morgan muttered while looking at the cookbook, Taiga watching from behind a corner, as to not disturb her. "Toriten...seems complicated, for a simple meal."
'I better keep the fire department on standby just in case.' Taiga thought before seeing Morgan pulling out her cauldron and paled. 'Oh no.'
"Now, let's see." She muttered before setting the cauldron ablaze with blue fire. "Boil cauldron until it reaches the heat of Gaia!"
"Oh no no no no!" Taiga yelled out as Morgan began to increase the flame's heat, adding water to the cauldron via one of her many staffs. "MORGAN!"
"Back away! I am preparing my husband's meal!"
"You're gonna burn the whole block down!"
"One town is worthless compared to the wellbeing of my husband!" she retorted while adding more water and fire to the cauldron. "Now boil and toil! Mix and stew with the Queen of Fay Britain's wrath!"
"You're doing it wrong!" Taiga yelled while Morgan looked at her with a deadpan expression.
"This is normal when I cook for my daughter Baobhan Sith." she said while knowing she used to make her adoptive daughter smile in awe at her cooking skills, despite said cooking usually killing any nearby fay that tried to stop her.
"What's no-wait, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?"
"Yes, now be silent! I have a feast to prepare!"
"You have a death wish to prepare if you don't listen you wacko!"
"I have lived for 20,000 years. Death is no deterrent for a wife's mission." Morgan said while Taiga paled in horror. "Now, time to add the chicken...mmmm."
As the servant looked out the window, she noticed a flock of crows flying past the house and summoned her staffs all around her, pointing towards the nearby window.
"Perhaps crow meat will be a perfect substitute?"
"That sounds terrible!"
"Then perhaps ravens?"
"That's even worse!" Taiga yelled in disgust.
"...raven meat it is."
'SHIROU! GET BACK HOME QUICKLY!'
(A few hours later)
"My husband." Morgan smiled, her body glowing with 'innocence' as the entire kitchen was destroyed and burned to the ground, her hands holding a plate of...purplish meat with raven beaks and a single eyeball staring at the shocked boy's direction. "The toriten is prepared. Enjoy."
"Uh..."
"Bury it!" Taiga cried out while pinned under half the kitchen wall. "I saw it go for the kitchen knives!"
Morgan glared at Taiga before smiling at Shirou. "Enjoy, my husband."
'Ok...so I return home from killing Shinji...and see Morgan hand me a...raven slime monster?' he thought as the 'meat' blinked at him.
"K...i...l...l...m...e..." said the 'meat' in a strange mixture of raven caws and human cries of pain as Morgan stabbed it with a fork. "A...a...h...h..."
"Say ahh~" Morgan said while trying to sound cute.
Shirou gulped while backing away a little. 'This...is going to kill me.'
"Say ahh~" She said while moving the fork right towards his face, the sauce landing on the ground.
HISSS!
Melting the ground in the process.
"Shirou! Burn it with fire!" Taiga yelled before getting knocked out by the flat side of Morgan's bladed staff.
"Quiet you. My husband is busy right now." She said while turning her head towards Taiga, not seeing that Shirou was quickly running away. "Now, where..."
Only to see Shirou running out the door, making her expression darken in anger.
"...HUSBAND!"
"Forgotsomethingatschoolgottagetitlater!" Shirou yelled while knowing that Morgan will kill him, one way or another.
"HUSBAND!"
(A few days later)
Shirou gagged while currently in bed, due to two things, Morgan's bad cooking and her near destructive chase across the city, which killed a certain priest and golden hero instantly in the process, and was being tended to by Morgan herself. 'My stomach...it almost...melted!'
"My husband." Morgan said while placing a warm towel on his head. "Shall I prepare-"
"No!"
She flitched while looking very confused. "Why not?"
"Because...it's why I'm here..."
"...I don't follow you, my beloved husband."
"You...are a terrible cook." He said bluntly as Morgan's expression paled and her demeanor changed from one of confidence to one of complete disbelief.
"W-What?" she squeaked out in horror.
"My stomach...feels...like it's melting..." He groaned while Morgan looked at her legs, tears forming near her eyes, as he was completely in pain.
'I'm...not a good cook? But my daughter loved my cooking!' she sniffled, grabbing at her chest as her heart started to ache. 'Even Totoroto, no Habetrot said that my cooking was good!'
'I hope she isn't too upset...ugh. My stomach.' He thought before seeing Morgan's crying face. 'Oh no.'
'Why did they lie to me!?'
'Shit!' He thought while moving his left arm out and pulled her towards him, hugging her in the process. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"
She blinked in surprise and felt her heart skip a beat. "H-Husband?"
"I didn't mean to hurt you, honest." Shirou said sincerely. "But...you really need help with the cooking. For my health's sake."
Morgan felt her face heating up from the emberase as she hugged him back. "I-I...see." 'It still hurts, but if my husband really wants it...then I shall try to be a better cook, for his sake.'
GROWL~!
Shirou blinked while his stomach growled, despite being in constant pain and agony.
"Ow..."
"...shall I...prepare-"
"No, not without supervision." Shirou groaned before seeing Morgan getting out of his grasp.
And lifted him out of the bed before she carried him out of the room, bridle style.
"Then let's get started." She said while Shirou blushed bright red.
"W-Why this way!?"
"Because you are ill, thus I will carry you as per a wife's duty." She said with a satisfied smirk.
"But I'm not a bride!"
"Yet." she said with a grin, making Shirou's face turn an even brighter shade of red. 'That cat better be right when giving me advice on teasing or I shall wipe her from the face of the planet.'
"But I-"
"No time for discussions, time for you to teach your wife how to cook." Morgan said with a smirk as Shirou groaned.
'Why me!?'
(A bit later)
Taiga grumbled while returning home from work, a little worried about one tiny thing.
With Shirou sick...who will cook for her!?
Sure she could go out and get take out, but cash was tight this week, so that wasn't a real option. That and she was REALLY hungry.
'Need...food...' she thought while moving closer to the front door, only to realize something.
Shirou was sick and the only one in the house was...Morgan.
Given the fact that said woman witnessed the death of a kitchen and fine dining in a single afternoon...it made the home room teacher's eyes widened in horror.
'Oh sweet Buddha, don't let me lose my sense of taste tonight.' She thought before entering the house and...finding it not covered in blue flames or attacked by hordes of 'slime' like monsters from culinary hell.
Just a normal dark hallway with a small light near the kitchen.
"Hello? Shirou?" Taiga called out while moving towards the kitchen. "Are you here?"
But as she moved towards the doorway, she saw that Morgan was being instructed by a very tired Shirou in the arts of cooking...while laying on the nearby table like a dead corpse.
"Huh!?"
"Like this, my husband?" Morgan asked while chopping up some onions into a pot.
"Yes...but be careful not to add too much or the flavor is ruined." Shirou groaned while trying to move his arms, but couldn't without causing his stomach to gurgle in pain. "Ow..."
'...what is going on here!?' Taiga thought in shock as she saw Morgan being taught how to cook...with an undead Shirou laying on the table. 'Oh Buddha! She turned him into a zombie!'
'My stomach...'
"How about now?"
"That's good...now stir the pot. Slowly." 'I hope this beef and onion soup is easy enough for her to cook.'
Morgan nodded before stirring the water with a wooden spoon, looking a little happy that she is finally cooking the right way, although she really wished it would speed up a little.
"Remember, slow and steady..."
Taiga, still thinking Shirou was a zombie, grabbed a knife and pointed it at him. "ZOMBIE!"
"Eh!?" Shirou groaned before seeing Taiga running at him. "Wait Taiga!"
"ZOM-"
BAM!
Taiga fell to the ground, a large bump on her head as one of Morgan's staff, appearing in the servant's hands during the 'attack' vanished in a bust of blue fire. "OW!"
"Try that once more and I shall slay you here and now, beast." She said coldly while Shirou sighed in relief.
"But...zombie!"
"...zombie?" Morgan said, confused while Taiga pointed to Shirou.
"I'm not a zombie."
"Then why are you on the table!?"
"Because if I move...my stomach will be shot even more." Shirou groaned.
"He's still ill." Morgan said while Taiga slowly calmed down and realized she became paranoid for no reason. "Now, leave. My husband is teaching me how to 'properly' cook."
"Oh...oops, my bad." Taiga chuckled nervously as Morgan glared at her.
"Go to your room." Morgan said coldly. "Now."
"Right, good call!" She yelled before running away, hitting the wall once before exiting the kitchen.
"..." Morgan turned to Shirou with a smile. "Now where were we?"
"Keep the temperature steady." Shirou said while feeling like his back was starting to give out. 'I hope she gets me off this table, I can't feel my back!'
(A few days later)
"Husband." Morgan said while currently holding the knocked out body of Rin, who happened to have been 'kidnapped' from her home by said servant, with both hands as Shirou, currently busy making dinner, stared at her in shock. "Your enemy is here. Shall I prepare the means to torture her?"
"..." 'RIN!?'
"Husband?" Morgan? WHY did you bring Rin here?" Shirou frowned.
"To allow you to take your revenge on this woman."
"Morgan, I will take my revenge on her, only my OWN time, not now."
"I see, but what should I do with her? Once she wakes up, she will fire first and ask questions later."
"Just put her back where you found her!"
"...so back in the trash can outside?" Morgan asked, trying to make light of the situation with a joke, which failed miserably due to Shirou's glare. "Right, back in her estate, in the bathroom."
"Put her back."
"...so I can't curse her?"
"NOW."
And cue Morgan walking out of the house and stopped short at the door before she turned around towards Shirou.
"Not even a small curse?"
"Morgan!" Shirou yelled while Morgan walked out of the house, the fallen mage in tow as he grumbled. 'What's with her?'
As he thought about his servant, he realized something.
He was actually happy to have her around, to support him and to care for him.
Normally he would have seen this as a good thing but due to being betrayed, he felt mostly anger and just didn't register the feelings of kindness that easily anymore. Like he closed his heart slightly to the world. Even if sometimes she did come across as less than a sorceress. But at this point in time, she was more than a servant with the powers of the most powerful sorceresses and mages in all of human history.
She was...he dare say it, his wife.
"Vivian." he muttered out loud while not seeing Morgan, who just walked in with Rin to try and 'curse' the girl again, only to turn red at hearing him say her true name.
"Yes, my husband?"
"AH!" he jumped back, crashing through the sliding door. "OW!"
"Are you ok?"
"Ow...Morgan, why are you still here? With Rin?!"
"I just thought I would ask again if I should curse this human...but hearing you call me Vivian, my former name..." she lightly blushed. "Was an unexpected sight to behold."
"You heard?"
"...yes."
'...oh.' He thought with a blush as for a moment, both were in a state of 'marital bliss'.
"So..."
"Yes?"
"Do you want me to dispose of her?" Morgan asked, breaking the moon instantly, as Shirou groaned.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"...just bring her home." He groaned before getting kissed on the forehead by Morgan, who quickly walked out the door.
"Right away, my husband~" She said with a smile as she closed the door, just as Taiga walked by and saw both Morgan's smiling face and Rin's knocked out body in her hands.
"Uh...you know what, I'm not gonna ask." Taiga muttered before walking inside and saw Shirou's blushing face. "Wait...did you two make out while I wasn't here!?"
"No!" Shirou blushed while Taiga smirked.
"My, finally giving your wife some attention?"
"Taiga-nee, not one more word." He frowned while Taiga patted his head.
"I'll just get the papers ready."
"For what?"
"Marriage certification." She smirked before walking off, making Shirou blush bright red.
"TAIGA!"
(Omake)
-Emiya Residence-
'I can't believe it.' Shirou thought while in a black tux and staring at a mirror. 'I can't believe it...Taiga actually got us married...the day AFTER that shitty grail's destruction.'
As he thought back to the end of the war, he recalled three important things of note.
One, he was able to get his revenge on Rin, although he learned she did that because she was afraid that if he continued to seek the grail, then he might have died. Needless to say, he felt a little bad for cutting off her left arm after that.
Two, the grail was corrupted. Like leaking black ooze everywhere and any wish made, even one for his servant Morgan would lead to ruin. Something about an evil god or something like that.
And third...Morgan WAS SCARY! Like, using a Noble Phantasm called Lordless Camelot, she OBLITERATED the True Grail instantaneously and TURNED it into a new staff! Like he knew he was OP himself but...HOLY CRAP! She was an OPG or Over Powered Goddess!
As he thought back to the present, he...well...didn't expect himself to marry his own servent, given she was supposed to return to the Throne of Heros after her destruction of the grail but surprisingly, turning the grail into a Mythological Code allowed her to remain in this world permanently.
And as soon as it happened, she demanded a ceremony right away, with Taiga getting them officially married on paper, but Morgan wanted a good old fashioned wedding. And in her eyes, a european styled wedding was considered 'old fashioned', although according to her, the Fae Nation Britain was not only a shitty place to live in, given the fae were shit, but also due to the fact reproduction and marriage were different there, she never attended an actual 'Pan-Human History' wedding before in her entire life.
So yeah...a first for them both.
'I feel like this is karma for destroying that shitty grail.' he thought sarcastically.
"Yo Shirou! Are you ready yet?" Taiga called out while outside the door.
"Almost!" he said while straightening his tie.
"Well hurry up!"
"I said almost!" He yelled out while Taiga huffed.
"Fine, but do hurry, your wife is starting to get impatient. Especially with the maids of honor."
'Aka Sakura and Rin...still can't believe I forgave her like that. But...she did try to save my life...in her misguided way.' he thought with a sigh as he knew that it would take a very long time to truly forgive the mage, even after learning the truth. ' Welp, time to get this show on the run.'
(Later)
-Shinto, Fuyuki Church-
Within the former mad priest's place of operations, one now owned apparently by his daughter Caren Hortensia, it was...kinda empty except for a select few people, that being Rin, Sakura, and Archer who survived the war, barely, due to Morgan's intervention and possibly for his cooking skills, who waited for the groom and bride to appear.
'Why senpai?!' Sakura thought while crying in the background, not seeing Caren's glance towards her.
'...perhaps I should see if her services could be bought?' she thought while thinking about having the girl as a new 'member' of her church aka someone to order around.
"Here's Shirou!" yelled Taiga while throwing the boy into the church. "I'll be right back with the bride!"
Shirou grumbled as he pulled himself back up and dusted his suit. 'Damn it Taiga-nee.'
As he looked around, he noticed Rin, gave her the stink eye, and moved towards the altar.
"Emiya." Archer said with a frown, his eyes glaring at his younger counterpart.
"Archer." Shirou frowned while giving him a glare. "Still sore about our last battle?"
"Obviously."
"That was then, this is now. So just stop." Shirou grumbled. "Or do we have to take this outside?"
"Don't tempt me." Archer frowned while Rin grumbled under her breath.
'This is really awkward.' she thought while both Emiyas glared at each other, ready for a fight to the death.
That's when the music started.
Thus, the ceremony began as...Taiga brought Morgan, now in a black wedding dress with neon blue lines on the sides and a black veil covering her face, into the church.
And for a moment, all tension was destroyed as Shirou saw his...wife.
'Sweet god...' Shirou thought while blushing red. 'She is...beautiful.'
Morgan moved towards the altar, her gaze never leaving from Shirou's direction, as she felt a little...nervous about the entire event. 'Breathe in, breathe out.'
However, as she moved towards the altar.
CRASH!
"AYI!" Morgan cried out while falling on her face, having tripped on her own trail, as the music stopped.
"Ooooh." Taiga said while Archer tried to hold back a snicker. "That must hurt."
Shirou moved over and helped her to her feet.
Morgan, her veil slightly ajared to reveal her embarrassed left eye, looked away before seeing Archer's snickering face and summoned her staff. "D-Desist!"
"Easy easy, don't get mad."
"T-Then desist!" she yelled while pointing her staff at Archer. "Now!"
'Oh boy.' He thought while Caren watched the scene with a smirk.
'What a sinful display. Makes me want to join in.' she thought as Morgan began to move towards Archer.
"Stop laughing!"
"Hahaha!" Archer laughed before seeing Morgan running at him with her staff and ran for it.
"STAY STILL SO I CAN STAB YOU!"
"MORGAN WAIT!" Shirou yelled while running after her.
"Hey wait! The bride and groom still have a wedding!" Taiga yelled while running after the three, making Rin facepalm at the sight.
"Of course this would happen." She grumbled as Caren looked at the sight with...arousal.
'To be...ignored...how sinful~' she thought with a devilish smirk as the screen went black.