Crazy trouble with love part 9
Brit and Brad
Series: My Life as a Teenage Robot
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At the Crust Cousin mansion, both girls were in the middle of enjoying a large breakfast, Brit looking and sounding much better without her nose being so red anymore.
"Ah, actually tasting this fine cuisine is so much better. Remind me never to let myself get sick again." Brit smiled as she sipped her glass of orange juice.
"Damn right, you owe me big." chuckled Tiff while eating some toast.
"I'll keep that in mind for later. I'm just glad you brought me the medicine, who knows how long I'd be doomed to suffer a stuffy nose for." Brit chuckled as Tiff's phone gave out a buzz.
"Oops! That's my man, sorry cuz I gotta take this!" Tiff exclaimed as she grabbed her phone and quickly started to text on it with a smile on her face.
Brit frowned with a raised eyebrow, setting her glass down. "You know Tiff, what I find rather funny, is how after a whole week, you have yet to let me know about this mystery man. Especially when you've been the happiest I've seen you compared to your old boyfriends."
"Oh please! Those chumps don't compare to my Lil Man Tuck!" she smirked as Brit nearly choked on her spit before she started to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...No seriously, who is he?' she chuckled.
Tiff frowned and crossed her arms. "I'm bein' for real."
"Tuck? As in short for Tucker? As in, that complete loser Brad's little brother?"
"The Very Same! He's a FREAK in Bed!" Tiff exclaimed happily as Brit felt her eye twitch.
"...Tiffany dear, you do know that Tucker is both a child as well as a Geek just as much as his brother, correct?"
"Yeah, well….he's different." she remarked before she got back to texting, making Brit facepalm and shake her head.
"Tiff, are you listening to yourself? We are of a higher breed. Above peons like them. Ignoring the age difference, we do NOT associate with those below us, otherwise we might as well befriend that…ugh…robot." she cringed in disgust.
"HEY! I'm telling you he's different! Maybe if you had some dick in ya you'd know what I mean!" Tiff exclaimed.
"Hey! I go for quality! It's not my fault this town has so very few men that are worthy!" she stood up while slamming her hands on the table. "And I'm being concerned for your sake! You're going to ruin your reputation if word gets out over something this ridiculous!"
"Pffft! Please. No ones gonna know who I'm datin slash fuckin'! 'Cause it aint they business!" Tiff scoffed as she stood up and left the dining room.
"Tiffany you get back here!" Brit yelled as she dashed after her. "We're not done talking!"
"Yeah we is! Now if you don't mind I'm gonna go see My man and take him out for chili-fries!"
"GASP!...carbs! Tiffany Annabelle Crust! This is not like you!" gasped Brit in horror before putting a hand on the girl's shoulder to stop her. "You are NOT going out tonight and that's final!"
"...*SNAP!*...Jeeves. Lock my cousin up in her room for the next five hours." Tiff said, snapping her fingers.
"Right away ma'am….HILGO!" spoke the butler who came over so fast and shouted for his larger comrade.
"DAH!" grunted the large maid who grabbed Brit in her massive hand.
"GAH! You….will….pay…." wheezed Brit as she was carried away, much to Tiff's satisfaction before she headed out for her date.
*Tucker*
Tuck was in his room trying to pick an outfit to wear. "Hmmmm, hey Jenny, blue Tux or Red tux? I need to know what would be perfect to hide chili stains and yet also easier to clean." he wondered.
"Hmmm. I say ``Go for the Purple one, its fabric is slim and breathable and easiest to clean!"
"Thanks!" He smiled, tossing the others aside and went to slide it on in the bathroom while Brad stood next to the doorway with his arms crossed.
"I still think this is a bad idea Bro, I mean really? Dating a Crust!? There's no way she's not doing this just for publicity!" Brad exclaimed. "This is probably some weird inside trend. Those two are planning for a laugh, and you're the joke."
Tuck however just gave his brother a smirk. "Me thinks the boy be jealous!" he sang making Jenny chuckle.
"Yeah he's right Brad, you do sound jealous"
"I-I'm not jealous! Just worried! Besides, how are you not thinking the same thing Jenny? Out of anyone to trust, the Crust Cousins should be at the bottom of your list given all the shit they've put you through."
Jenny crossed her arms as a large monitor popped out of her chest. "Built in heart monitor and lie detector. Whenever Tiff is near Tuck I can tell whether or not her feelings for him are real and according to these readings she's legit Brad"
"And you're all for it? One of your bullies dating one of your best buds?!"
"Actually Brad, I've been giving Tiff kindness lessons. Plus she and Jenny have hung out a few times already" Tuck smiled.
*DING DONG!*
"OH! My rides here!" Tuck smiled as he rushed over and opened the door and allowed Tiff to walk in. "You look beautiful Tiffy Wiffy!"
"You look very much handsome my little Tucky Wucky"
"I swear you two are gonna make me barfy warfy" Brad grumbled.
"...Oh yeah I forgot you live here two Scradley."
"Ah ah Tiff, remember what we talked about?"
"...yeah and…Jenny you look…n…n….ni….ni….n…i…..c….e!" she struggled to let out, making said robot give a smile to be nice. "Can we get going now?"
"You bet, don't wait up!" he called back as he and Tiff left Brad and Jenny alone.
"She's up to something, I know it Jen!" Brad frowned.
"Brad, are you sure you aren't jealous?" Jenny smirked.
"What!? No! I told you I'm not jealous!"
*BUZZ!*
Went Jenny's lie detector.
Brad felt his eye twitch as Jenny gave him a shit eating grin. "...Go home Jenny."
"You sure? You sure you're not a bit….tense?"
"GET BACK TO YOUR HOME JENNY!" he yelled with a red face as Jenny laughed before walking out the door and flying away.
*Two weeks later*
Brit grumbled to herself as she was looking through her huge walk-in closest for privacy and because she was going nuts. Two weeks. TWO weeks Tiff has been hanging out with that geek of a brat, and trying to get Tiff to open her eyes to what they do not do wasn't working, at all.
"There's gotta be something I can do! Tiff will thank me for this later, but if people find out about this then our reputation will be down the tubes!" Brit grumbled. "I need to get those two to break up for good. Then she can find some real man with class and things will be back to normal, but how do I go about it?" she wondered as she gathered up her outfit for school. "I'll worry about this later, right now I'd hate for us to be late for school."
With that, she changed into the outfit of the day to show off and dazzle the other students with, stepping out and heading downstairs, only to see Tiff, NOT in a matching outfit and just in some casual clothes. "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?" Brit screeched in terror.
"Hmmm? You like it? Tuck loves this outfit and I plan on swinging by his place after school! We have a huge date planned for today!" she swooned happily.
"Are you mad!?" she cried out, shaking Tiff by her shoulders. "If I go to school by my own without you matching beside me, I'll stand out and be incomplete! We always do this! YOU KNOW THIS!"
"Calm down Girl! Tuck made me realize that us matching didn't exactly seem fashionable. In fact it made us look more creepy than anything else so I decided to wear something….different" she smiled as Brit felt faint.
"...I don't even KNOW YOU ANYMORE!...that's it, that brat must pay!" she fumed. "He's nothing but a terrible and corruptive influence on you!"
"Sounds like you're jealous Cuz!" Tiff smirked.
"I'm not jealous!" Brit growled.
"Suuure you're not, and I'm the queen of sheba!...wait a sec she's got good fashion sense, wonder if Tuck would love an outfit based on her?"
"SNAP OUT OF IT!" she started shaking Tiff like a ragdoll. "You need to break it off with that little twerp and go back to who you are!"
"The Hell you talkin about Girl? I'm still me, I just found me a Good man with a big ass dick is all!" she got Brit's hands off and dusted herself off. "You'd actually feel like a brand new girl if ya found one too."
"Absolutely not! My body is for those of the upper class only and not some backwater country bumpkin!...Tiffany, if you don't break it off with that brat then I ...I'll!"
"You'll do what?"
"I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE DATING HIM!"
"...Fine, do it than." remarked Tiff with a serious look, making Brit hesitate.
"I'm not joking, I'll really do it."
"Okay, do it, I wanna see you do it. I'll just move in with Tuck and his folks afterwards so do it Britney." Tiff spoke in a cold tone making her cousin flinch at how dead serious she was.
"..."
"Yeah that's what I thought!" she turned and made her way out of the mansion, Brit falling on her ass from exhaustion as she looked down at her lap with a horrified look.
"She…She literally….doesn't care anymore?" she whimpered in shock. "She's not herself….she's completely different…."
*School*
Brit was stamping through the hall with a scowl on her face, heading straight to a certain locker where Brad himself was at, unaware she was heading for him. "YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Brit snarled as she lifted him off the ground and slammed him against his locker.
"Oof!" he let out before seeing Brit's face right up near his and looking pissed. "M-M-Me?! What'd I do?!"
"Don't play dumb with me! Your stupid brother corrupted my sweet cousin!"
"Tuck?"
"The very same!" she slammed him into the locker again. "Because of him, she's not acting like her true self! She's completely changed into some other girl! You go make it very clear to him that he better stay away from Tiff and never come near her again!"
"Believe me Brit I tried, but he doesn't listen to me!" Brad explained.
"Wait…what?" she looked at him confused as he frowned.
"I tried talking to him, about how this kinda thing doesn't make any sense. I mean, a Crust Cousin? Dating him? And meaning it? I could smell a trick behind it easy, but every single time I see him go out with her, they seem happy, but it just can't be!"
"Indeed. It's unnatural for a crust to be dating a geek! Especially the brother of one!...hmmmmm I might have an idea." she let go of him and wiped her hands clean. "But it would have to involve…the both of us…working….together."
"Wait what!?"
"You heard me Bradley! Now Look, You dont like me and I certainly don't like you! But we're both at a loss as to what we should do, so how about it? Truce?" Brit said, holding her hand out.
"...Until we break them up, truce!" He shook her hand. "So, what's first?"
"Simple, we're going to follow after them on their next date, watch how things go, and try to find any weakness in their relationship."
"Seems simple enough .Tuck told me they have another date after school, I say we follow them then!"
"Excellent!" she smirked. "We're sure to find the little chink in their oh so 'perfect' relationship."
"And then things can go back to normal for all of us!" Brad smirked.
*Later that evening at Crust Manor*
Tiff was seen spraying perfume onto her neck as she was decked out in a simple dress.
"Going somewhere?" Brit asked her.
"Nah just getting dressed up for fun is all" Tiff huffed.
"Let me guess, another little date with your 'boyfriend'?"
"Of course! We have a huge night planned so I might be back late" Tiff said with her nose in the air.
"Don't stay out too late."
"Yeah yeah whatever!" Tiff said as she grabbed her purse and walked out the mansion.
Brit waited till the door shut before dialing something in her phone and waited for an answer.
"Yeah?'
"She's gone, is your brother gone as well?"
"Yep! He just left out."
"Good, now then, where did they say they would go first?"
"That new italian restaurant 'we don't-a judge-a you here-a"
"Then hurry up and meet me outside there." Brit snapped as Brad quickly hung up. "Alright, time for operation: Break up shakedown!" She smirked.
(Later)
Tiff and Tuck were walking down the street with smiles, unaware of a bush following them slightly, or Brad and Brit peeking through it and keeping their eyes on the two.
"Do you see'em Brit?' Brad whispered.
"Indeed I do! Lets go!" she whispered back.
Both stood up and made sure to keep a decent distance from them without being spotted.
"Do you have the disguises?" Brit asked as Brad gave a nod and pulled out two sets of clothes.
"Excellent! Let's make our move inside!"
After a few more minutes, the couple reached the Italian restaurant, while Brit and Brad quickly changed into the disguises and made their way to the table that was across from Tiff and Tuck. The two older siblings having dressed up as a fancy suit wearing old man with a mustache and a regal looking mature woman. Both were watching intently as the waiter came over to them.
"May I take your orders?"
"Yes we'll have whatever they have!" Brit spoke pointing to Tiff and Tuck as the waiter gave a shrug.
"Very well"
"Alright, so we need a plan." whispered Brad as the waiter walked away. "What can we do here to put a wedge between them?"
"Hmmmmm, Tiffany hates Earthworms! So go out and dig some up and slip them into their food!"
"Perfect! Wait, her real name is Tiffany?"
"Yes….how was that not obvious?' Brit deadpanned with a roll of her eyes.
"Because everyone just calls you by your last names, duh."
"Just hurry up and find some before their food gets here."
"Don't worry, I know the perfect place to get worms!" Brad smiled as he quickly dashed off.
Brit went back to watching the siblings, feeling like she was gonna gag since Tucker and Tiff were holding each other's hands with smiles.
*Tiff and Tuck*
"Gotta say, an Italian restaurant was a pretty good change of pace." smiled Tuck.
"I know, Given that it's Almost our 5 Month Anniversary I thought about treating us to Something fancy. My Man deserves the best!" Tiff smiled as Tuck kissed her Hand.
*Brit*
"Look at them, they're Disgusting!" She grumbled as Brad came back panting.
"Ok Bad news, I couldn't find any worms" he said as She frowned and rolled her eyes.
"Fantastic." she said as the Waiter came back and Placed a Bowl of boiling hot Cheese and Jalapenos in front of them.
"Your Cheese and Pepper Fondue madam." he said as Both Brad and Brit had an Uneasy look.
"Uhhhhhhh. What is this?" Brad asked.
"The Madam asked for the same thing that couple over there was eating so here it is" The waiter said as The cheese popped into Brad's eyes.
"AHHHHHH! HOT CHEESE! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" He screamed as Brit pulled him under the table right as Tuck and Tiff paid for their Meal and left the Restaurant. Brit poked her head out and scowled.
"Come Bradley, time for Phase 2!" She exclaimed as she stood up and was about to leave until the waiter came up with a platter of bread.
"Would you Like some Bread with your jealousy?" He asked as Brit grabbed the cheese dish.
"No, But Would you Like some Up with your Shut?" She said as she slammed the food in his face and dragged a screaming Brad out the Restaurant.
"AHHHHHHH!"
"Oh be quiet will you!"
*Movie Theater*
Brad and Brit were following close behind Tiff and Tuck as they walked into a theater playing Dog-Copter 14: Dog Another day. Both hid behind the potted plants and watched the two as they purchased tickets, along with some salty snacks.
"I swear, Tiff's rear end is going to end up huge with all that fattening junk food." whispered Brit shaking her head.
Brad was currently using a paper towel to wipe his eyes. "Yeah and Tuck's gonna puck like a Hippo after this is done!" he grumbled. "He'll get sick in the middle of the movie, it wouldn't be the first time he's stuffed himself silly with that much junk food."
"He better not puke on her clothes, they cost more than your whole house."
"Yeah yeah whatever, lets just think of a plan!" he said.
"Lucky for you, I have one. We follow them into the movie they're going to watch, then sit in back. Then once the movie starts, we do everything to annoy and ruin their time."
"Then Lead the way" Brad spoke rolling his eyes. "Just try not to poke out my other eye."
"Oh don't be such a baby." She said as they went to get their own tickets, followed the two into the room, and ducked behind a row of seats behind Tuck and Tiff who were currently making out.
"Mmmm~"
"Mmmm, oh yeah babe."
Brit and Brad covered their mouths, shuddering and had to look away from the sight before Brit held a box of snowdrops.
"Alright, I'll start throwing them, just keep your head down. Ready?"
"Wait, what's with the snowdrops?"
"Tiffany is allergic to them. Don't worry she only gets a rash that can be cured with a special cream, now get ready!" Brit hissed as right before she dropped them she noticed the screen was playing the latest Batman trailer. "Wait, another Batman movie is in production?"
"Hmm? Oh yeah! I heard about this one. This is where Batman goes up against Hush right?" Brad smiled as Brit rolled her eyes.
"No dear Boy it's not Hush, it's the Riddler obviously and personally I'm excited. The Riddler is one of my all time favorite DC Villains!" she spoke in a hushed excited tone before covering her mouth and looking around. "...Tell anyone I said that and you're history!"
"Wait, hold up hold up." Brad shook his head with his eyes closed and a smile. "Brit, A Crust Cousin, is a fan of a comic book villain? And The Riddler out of them all?" he let out a snicker making her glare. "Wow, that sounds like something a…"
"Don't say it."
"A…"
"Don't you say it."
"A…"
"BRADLY DO NOT DARE!" She growled through her teeth.
"A GEEK would like."
*SLAP!*
"Ow!" he whined as he held his sore face.
"Peasant!...and besides I …..Dabble In comic books from time to time. It's not my fault DC characters have good style and taste is all" She huffed in embarrassment while crossing her arms and turning her head away with a huff.
"Yeesh, you hit hard." he rubbed his cheek before looking back at the trailer as they saw Batman knocking thugs away with The Riddler easily dealing with Robin. "Think it'll bomb? I mean, they don't use him that much."
"Probably not, he's not wearing that Garish green spandex he's known for, he actually looks threatening for once" she grumbled.
"Wow, who knew I'd hear you compliment something green." Brad chuckled.
"Oh be quiet." she huffed before spotting Tiff and Tuck rub up against each other without stopping. "We need to hurry up and ruin their fun before things get TOO heated."
"Agreed, but how?' Brad wondered.
"Hello, snowdrops." she facepalmed before opening the box of sweets and pulled her arm back. "A few should do the trick, but it never hurts to use extra."
"Hey, what do you two think you're doing?" the Usher scowled, shining a light on them. "I didn't see you two come in, let me see your tickets!"
"Sure sure, tickets." smiled Brad nervously. "Uh, Brit? Show the nice guy our tickets."
"Right…..Who we Talkin' about?" she smiled nervously.
"That's it, you two come with me." he spoke, grabbing them by their collars kicking and screaming.
"Unhand me you barbarian!"
"Come on dude let me go!"
All the noise drowned out by the movie as he carried them out and dropped them outside.
"And stay out!"
"Great. Now what genius?" Brit grumbled.
"This was YOUR plan Brit! Not my fault it went wrong" Brad spoke, crossing his arms. "It was your fault for being so loud in the first place."
"Oh please, you were no more loud than me and you know it!"
"Look, there they go!" Brad said pointing to Tiff and Tuck walking out the theater.
"Already?" Brit looked caught off guard. "But, they weren't in there for 10 minutes."
"Follow them quickly!" Brad said as he grabbed Brit's hand and dragged her off.
"I can walk just fine on my own!" she exclaimed with a small blush growing on her cheeks.
"I've seen how fast you run in gym, you need a little pull if we wanna keep them in our sights." Brad said as he held her hand tighter.
*Ice Cream Shop*
Tuck and Tiff sat at a booth enjoying a huge Ice cream sundae. Both sucking from the straws and staring into the other's eyes with smiles while Brit and Brad took a booth with menus hiding their faces as they were (unawarely) still holding hands.
"Ok so what's the plan this time?" Brad whispered.
"Like the theater, we try to ruin their date with a little sweets. Except this time, a little more than before." she smirked. "We order the biggest desert they have, and as soon as they come out, we make sure it 'accidentally' lands on the two. After all, what date isn't ruined with melted sticky ice cream all over your clothes?"
"Oh Yeah! That'll definitely work. Ya know Brit, you're really smart" Brad smiled as she began to blush again this time harder.
"Well, it's only to be expected. After all, I am known for coming up with THE best plans between me and Tiff. After all, who do you think comes up with so many spectacular fashion choices?"
"Ok, so lets see what sundae to send them." Brad spoke as they looked through the menu. "Hmmm, this rocky road chocolate eruption with nuts sounds like it might be extra hard to get out of clothes."
"No, we need something even better….Oooh how about this one, the couples grande deluxe? It has twelve pounds of chocolate and fourteen gallons of caramel!" Brit smiled. "That's guaranteed to ruin any clothes for life."
"It's perfect!" Brad exclaimed as they proceeded to make the order.
"A wise choice." smiled the waiter before heading to the kitchen as Brit rubbed her hands together with a devious smile.
After about 15 minutes a group of waiters brought out the large sundae and carried it over to Tuck and Tiff as Brad gave a "Tired" Yawn and stretched out his foot causing them to fall over and spill the desert onto the happy couple. Both of them went still and blinked before looking over themselves.
"3...2…1…" counted down Brit in a whisper.
"AHHHHH! SO COLD!" Tuck shouted as Brad and Brit high fived.
"Tucky baby you okay?" Tiff asked in concern.
'Y….y….yeah, I ...I'm fine…." he shivered.
"I'm so so sorry! We'll get you some towels!" spoke one of the waiters before rushing off to grab some.
"Tiff, your outfit is ruined!" Tuck exclaimed.
"Ahhh please it's just clothes, I'm more concerned with how you look lil man!" she said as Brit felt her mouth and heart drop.
"Did…Did she…just brush aside her own clothes?!" she gaped. "She's never done that, EVER!" Brit said as she quickly stood up and was about to chew her cousin out only for Brad to quickly grab her and pull her down.
"Shhhhhhhhh! Remember they can't know we're following them!" he whisper/shouted as he noticed his face was close to her chest. His eyes widened at the accident, making him gulp and discretely move away. "If you go out there, our cover's gonna be blown."
"But But! She!..."
"Deal with her later, right now we need another plan!" he told her, gripping her hands.
Brit looked between him and the couple, trying to wipe themselves using the towels, making herself grit her teeth and clench his hand before huffing. "Fine, fine, I'll keep it together, for now."
"...anyone tell you you're cute when you're mad?...wait, that wasn't out loud was it?" Brad spoke out, making Brit turned to him with wide eyes. "U-Uh I mean…uh…"
"Bradley…"
"Shit! They're on the move again!"Brad said as he and Brit quickly ran after them.
*AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ELSE, aka Tremeroton Hospital*
Poor Sheldon was in slight pain, why? His leg was itching and because of the cast he couldn't scratch it. Of course that was thanks to karma, and getting caught on his secret perverted plan by the one girl who it was focused on. Note to self, work on robot proof walls.
'Uhhhh Nurse? I have an itch!" he called out, only to get ignored…again. "Ugh why me? Why always me?" he sighed as he slumped down in his hospital bed and was about to go to sleep. That is until the nurse walked in. "Oh thank goodness, nurse? My leg itches, really bad." he exclaimed as he noticed how beautiful she looked.
"Well now, we can't have that now can we?" they remarked with a smile, two small sharp teeth poking out from their mouth, shown to have pale green skin with the nurse's hat covering their eyes, with the white uniform clinging to their hourglass figure like a second skin, wearing long white stockings and red high heels. She looked like a wet dream's version of all nurses.
'Wow, she looks hot!' Sheldon thought as he desperately tried not to pop a boner in front of her. 'But why do I feel like I've seen her before?'
"You hold on while I find something." she advised before bending over to look through the nearby drawer stand, giving Sheldon a clear view of her rear, making his eyes widen and face turn bright red. "Now where is that pesky thing?" she said searching for the remote.
'...then again, I hope she doesn't find it.'
*Back with Brad and Brit*
The two snooping saboteurs were back on following Tiff and Tuck, the two managing to clean up rather well and were going through a stroll through the park.
"Okay there they are Brit, what's the plan this time?"
"Hmmm." she rubbed her chin and looked around. "Well, I say we give them a little 'help' get some of the sticky out. After all, if she's not too bothered, she won't mind getting soaking wet." she smirked when she spotted the pond.
"Ooh good idea, and I think I know just how we can do that" Brad smirked as he spotted a swan boat rental store.
The duo made their way over to the store and snuck up behind the owner. Brit grabbed the guy by his mouth as they beat him up. Afterwards Brad stole his clothes and mustache.
"Perfect." he smiled while giving Brit a thumbs up who did the same before she moved over near a boat with a drill in hand.
*Clearing throat sounds*
"EEEY-A YOU-A TWO-A LOVE BRIDS-A! STEP-A RIGHT-A UP-A FOR-A GREAT OFFER-A YOU-A CAN'T REFUSE-A!" Brad shouted as he pointed to Tuck and Tiff.
"What's that fool talkin' about?" muttered Tiff before Tuck spotted the boats.
"Hey! Why don't we go for a swan ride?" Tuck smiled, grabbing Tiff's hand.
"Hmmm well I always did like those dinky little boats so what the hey? I'm in!"
"Eeey-a! That's-a the spirit! Come-a right-a on in-a!" Brad gestured to the boat as the two made their way in with Brit poking her head from the side.
"I'm done on my part. We're all ready." she said as Brad gave a thumbs up.
"Now-a you-a two have a good-a time!" he waved as the two started to peddle the boat, causing it to move away from the dock as Brad ducked back over to Brit. "Alright, now we just sit back and watch as they enjoy their little boat ride before it all sinks down." he spoke as they once again held hands.
"Yes, but did you really need to pour on the accent? You sounded ridiculous."
"Jealousy is such an ugly emotion Babe….I, uhhh mean Brit." he smiled nervously.
She narrowed her eyes. "Did you just call me 'babe'?"
"Uhhhh….yeah…..d….do you….like it?" he blushed.
"Well…I don't dislike it, b-but I just mean you could work on something better, that's all!" she sputtered out with her own blush.
"Uhhh Like what?' he stammered.
"W…well…Instead of babe I…prefer….sweetheart." she blushed.
"Heh, well don't mind if I do, sweetheart." he chuckled with a smile, making her smile back, before she shook her head.
"F-Focus! We're missing the plan unfold!"
"Right right sorry!' he chuckled as they watched the action unfold. They spotted the boat as it moved around, but for Tuck and Tiff, said boy looked at the floor and blinked.
"Uh, Tiff? Is it just me, or is the boat filling up with water?"
"You sure that's not my love for you making it sink?" she smiled as he gave a chuckle.
"Awww you're sweet…but no seriously the boat is sinking!" he cried as she looked and jumped.
"Holy shit! We're floodin'! Abandon ship!" Tiff shouted as they both jumped into the water.
"AHHHH CAN'T SWIM!" Tuck shouted in a panic. "I'M DROWNING I'M DROWNING I'M DROWNING!"
"Uh, Tuck?"
"I'M DOOMED!"
"Tuck."
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"
"Tucker!" Tiff shouted. "You're not drownin'!" she put her hands on her hips, standing up just fine. "Just relax and float."
He blinked and realized he wasn't sinking that deep with his feet lightly feeling the bottom. "Oh…I knew that."
Giggling Tiff picked him and deeply kissed him. "Say, since we're alone, why don't we ya know? Get back to nature~" she purred.
He grinned in no time and nodded. "You got it!" he exclaimed happily as they immediately entered a heated make out session as Tiff carried him to a nearby bush. This however made Brit steaming mad.
"OH I GIVE UP!...Seriously, what does she see in him!?"
"Yeah I know right, Tiff's way too crass and rude for my little bro. If he had any sense he would get a girl more like you!" he spoke pointing to brit.
"More like me how?"
"Well you're smart, cute, funny and you like DC stuff. Any guy would be lucky to have a girl like you, sure you're kinda snooty but that's part of your charm." he said as they both gave a small blush when they noticed how close they were.
"Oh….well…..thank you Bradley, that was nice of you." she said as they blushed harder as they could hear Tuck and Tiff having a little too much fun in the bushes.
'OH YES! FUCK MAMA HARD LIL MAN! FUCK ME HARD!" Tiff yelled.
"Huh, look at that, it is possible for a Pig to be out squealed." Brad quipped as Brit gave a small chuckle.
"Indeed…but still I just wish I knew what she saw in a person like your brother" she sigh as she takes a small step closer to Brad.
"Yeah if only there was a way we could make them stop with all the lovey dovey stuff like maybe…..show them up?" he suggested with a blush as he stepped closer to Brit.
"Oh yes show them up, but how?" she asked as she connected her pinky to his.
"Well…..we…could oh I don't know…..date each other?" he said making her smirk and grab his hand.
"I was thinking of something more….fun~" she whispered in his ear, gripping his crotch as Brad's entire face lit up like a firebrand as he picked up Brit above his Shoulder and quickly ran off back to his house just as Tuck poked his kiss marked covered head out of the bushes.
"So, when should we tell them we knew they were following us?' he chuckled as Tiff poked her head out from the bushes with jizz running down the sides of her mouth.
'Let's let'em plow each other first before we tell them! But before that Mama needs more lovin'!" she exclaimed happily as Tuck gave a chuckle.
"Ma'am yes ma'am!" he smirked as he ducked back into the bushes.
With Brad, as soon as he reached his house, he kicked the door down, bolted up to his room, and as soon as that door went down, tossed Brit onto his bed.
"Ow my!" she let out with a chuckle as he rushed to take his shirt off. "My my, someone's an eager beaver."
"Me? You're the one grabbing the goods." he chuckled while she began to unbutton her own jacket. "Kind of a fair warning, I MIGHT be a little pent up. Haven't really had a chance to…you know."
"Tug on your willie?" she giggled as he blushed harder.
"Well ya don't gotta put it like that." he said.
"Oh please Bradley, I've seen plenty of…dongs?" her eyes widened, mouth dropping when he dropped his pants and she saw the bulge behind his underwear. "Uh…Brad? You're not using a sock in there, are you?"
"No, why?'
"Because that THING is the opposite of small!" she exclaimed as Brad rolled his eyes.
"Let me guess Tuck, told Tiff I had a small dick?"
"Actually yes."
"Well TECHNICALLY I am, compared to him, but I'm by no means tiny! I could probably beat any other guy you've been with easy." he boasted.
"Well if you don't mind, I'll be the judge of that~" Brit purred as she unzipped his pants and was met with a meaty thwack to her face. Her head snapped to the side, making her rub her cheek and looked at it, feeling herself drool as it stood up tall and free. "Sweet mother of Calvin Kelin!" she whispered huskily as she felt herself drooling at the sight of it.
"I take it you like?" smirked Brad with his hands on his hips.
"No my dear boy. I LOVE IT! Seriously, Don Prima and Sebastian have nothing on you!"
'Aw yeah.' thought Brad nodding to himself as she reached out and grasped it with both hands, licking her lips. "Don't wait on my account, have a taste." he chuckled as she gave the tip a slow and teasing lick as Brad shuddered in delight. Brit coated his dick in her saliva as she licked it like a popsicle. 'Best day of my life!' Brad thought happily.
'My word, if I knew he was this hung since day one, I would have ridden him every single day!' Brit thought as she slowly took it into her mouth as she felt her jaw stretching out until she heard a small pop. 'I'll worry about that later, right now though, I NEED this monster!'
"Woah shit!" Brad nearly fell back from the move, grabbing Brit's head as he felt her slowly pull back, then engulf his dick, making a bulge in her throat as she did. "Fuck Brit! Someone's hungry!"
'Hungry indeed AND MOTHER WANTS MORE!' Brit grabbed a large chunk of Brad's ass and began to rapidly suck his dick hard like a vacuum.
His pupils shrank from the crashing pleasure, making him groan and grip her hair harder as his legs were forced to keep him up, the suction hitting him like a train. "FUCK BRIT!" Brad felt his eye twitch as he gave a weak smile when he felt his dick unleashing a torrent of his spooge into her throat as Brit took big loud gulps getting it all down as she heard her choker snap and break off.
'Damn it! That was my favorite!' she thought, feeling the seed pool right in her stomach while feeling his dick twitch with each load she took in.
"Sooooooo Good! Been holding that back for days now!" he sighed happily as Brit removed his dick with a loud wet 'POP'
"...Goodness Bradley, what do you eat!?"
"Well I don't need to take any pills if that's what you mean." he teased as she licked her mouth and swallowed any seed she still had in her mouth.
"Well now….shall we continue~?" she smirked as she dropped her skirt and threw her shirt off behind her until she was buck ass nude.
"Mmmm, I don't know, you sure you got what it takes to handle all this?" he teased while giving his dick a rub as brit grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him close.
"Bradley Horatio Carbuncle you are going to FUCK the ever living shit of me and make an unreconizable mess of my small petite black british pussy, GOT IT!?" she ordered in the most serious and demanding tone ever heard, making Brad flinch and nod as she got on her back and spread her legs. "Then take that monster and use me like a damn fleshlight, NO going soft on me."
"...afterthiscanwegetmarried?' he spoke quickly.
"Honey, with enough money we can become siblings…NOW FUCK ME!"
'Brad, your time of losing your virginity has come. With a Crust Cousin. HELL YEAH!' he thought before crawling over her, lining the tip up with her hole. "Might wanna brace you-"
"Bradley this monster might be big, but I assure you if I can take it in my mouth than my pusyy should be no prob….LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM!" That my dear Readers was the sound of Britney Crust getting both her womb and possibly lower intestine penetrated by a huge magnum dong. Her voice went a note higher with the bulge forming, and Brad clenching his teeth since he went in fast.
"SHIIIT! A real pussy is so much better than a fake one!" Brad exclaimed as he began to jackhammer her pussy at an alarmingly fast rate. "Ugh! Fuck yeah! Ya like that Brit!?...Brit?" Brad looked down to see poor Britney's eyes had rolled up into her head and she was foaming at the mouth. "Oh my god Brit!" he cried as he stopped and tried shaking her.
"...Mmmmmmmmmmmm." she groaned.
"Brit? You okay?'
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." she groaned again.
"What? I can't hear you?" he said as she grabbed his head and smashed her lips onto his.
"I SAID MORE!" she roared as she broke the kiss with a hungry look in her eyes. "FUCK ME LIKE A TWO BIT CHEAP WHORE AND DON'T YOU DARE STOP!"
"YES MA'AM!" He smiled as he resumed his rough fucking.
*MEANWHILE!...back with Sheldon*
Sheldon was still in the hospital trying to eat his dinner but failing. "Oooh come on!" he grunted trying to reach for his fork. "Come on…come on….just a little….bit!"
Sheldon tried his best but alas he only succeeded in knocking the fork onto the floor.
"Aww man!...Nurse, I need some help!" he called out.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the same oddly colored nurse from earlier walking in.
"My Fork fell on the floor." he spoke as she bent over and picked it up.
"Now now someone in your condition should have someone feed you!" she smiled.
"No no, really, I can feed myself." he tried to defend himself, mostly on the fact he didn't wanna seem helpless.
"No! As your nurse it's my job to make sure you're all nice and fed, now say aww!" she smiled as Sheldon couldn't help but stare at her massive chest that was straining against her shirt. He could also swear he saw the edge of her areola too.
'Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner!' he thought desperately as he started to eat. Soon he was finished.
"I'll be back tomorrow to give you your sponge bath!" she smiled as she left the room. "Hmmm Leda was right, hospital food does taste good! I gotta make sure that extra shipment the place is getting goes home with me!"
*BACK TO THE FUCKING!*
"AHHH! AHHHH! AHHH!" Brit let out, gripping the sheets and biting the pillow as Brad rammed into her soaking pussy again and again and again.
"AHHH FUCK BRIT! I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!" Brad exclaimed feeling his limit reaching.
"KEEP IT TOGETHER! I WANT TO ENJOY THIS LONGER!" she growled, wanting to feel more of his length deeper inside of her. 'Oh god almighty! Forget those stupid pretty boys and jocks, geeks are where it's all at!' Brit thought as she may or may not be losing her mind, but she didn't care.
"AHHHH! CAN'T HOLD IT!" He exclaimed as Brad gave one more slam and came deep into Brit's body.
Said girl let out a high pitched cry feeling the sperm gush deep into her body like a fire hose. "Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette, je te plumerai Je te plumerai la tête!" Brit exclaimed as her eyes rolled into her head again and she passed out.
Brad gasped and panted, his dick shooting rope after rope of sperm inside, which filled and gathered deep inside, with him feeling winded and laid down behind her, his dick slipping out and letting the sperm ooze out onto the sheets. He felt too tired to worry about it, so he just held Brit close before closing his eyes to get some rest.
*The next day*
Brad and Brit were snuggling in bed as the front door was opened and Tuck and Tiff both holding buckets of water walked up to them and gave each other a nod as they then dumped the water onto the sleeping couple.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed.
"Well good morning sleeping dumbasses!" Tiff chuckled.
"Who!? What?! Where?! Why?!" Brad let out looking around, only for him and Brit to hiss and wince, reminded of their sore groins, only to yelp and cover themselves while Tiff and Tuck snickered.
"Man Brad, you must have had a fun time. No tissues this time." he joked, making his older brother glare at him.
"TIFFANY! THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" Brit growled in rage.
"Yeah and Neither was havin' two snoops spyin' on Me and My Man!" she snapped.
"Spying? What spying?" gulped Brad with Tuck crossing his arms.
"Did you really think we couldn't tell? We knew right away before we arrived at the restaurant. By the way, did you enjoy the food?" Tiff snickered as Tuck fell out laughing.
"Ok ok so we were spying on you! There happy?" Brad huffed, crossing his arms.
"After what happened to your eye? Yeah!"
"Oooh you two get out so we can get dressed!" snapped Brit pointing to the door as the two kept on laughing while giving Brad and Brit privacy.
*NOW WE SHOW JENNY!*
Jenny was currently on Patrol flying around town trying to make sure all was right in the town. She was still seething a little over the 'incident' with Sheldon, but being on her own was helping.
"Man it sure is boring, here I wonder what Brad and Tuck are up to?" she pondered, at least until she got a transmission.
"XJ9 XJ9 THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!" Dr Wakeman shouted in a panic via her chest monitor as it sprang out.
"Finally! I mean, that's horrible! What's going on?"
"JUST COME QUICK! I'LL EXPLAIN WHEN YOU GET HERE!'
"I'm on it!" she put the screen away before taking off zooming through the air and back home. "Mom I'm here, what's….What In the name of Franz Gutenberg!?" Jenny gasped as before her laid the crumpled, nearly destroyed body of YK9, aka Kenny. "Mom! What happened?!"
"I Don't know, I simply found him like this in an alleyway!" she said. "I need you to help assist me in putting him back in working order."
"Right!" Jenny spoke as she hoisted Kenny onto her shoulders and carried him to her mom's lab.
*Brad*
Brad, Tuck, Brit, and Tiff were all sitting at the dinner table eating breakfast. Brad and Brit dressed up after cleaning themselves.
"Um…Tiffany?" Brit put her fork down. "I…have something to say."
"And that is?" she smirked.
"I….apologize, for my attitude before. It was rather uncalled for."
"Damn right it was, but Tucky and I are willing to forgive ya'll IF Brad gives his blessing."
"...for what?"
"Duh! We're gettin' Married!" Tuck exclaimed happily.
"Tuck, you're too young to get married!"
"With enough Money I can make it so we're siblings!" Tiff smirked.
Brad turned to Brit who cleared her throat and looked away. "Well try telling that to dad." he spoke as Tuck chuckled.
``Way ahead of ya. Anyway, so Brad care to give your little Bro your blessing?"
"...Yeah sure why not" he said, rolling his eyes. "After what we just did, you two would probably try and elope if we tried to stop you."
"YES! TUCKY BABY OUR HONEYMOON IN COSTA RICA'S GONNA BE LESS HONEY AND MORE MOONIN!" Tiff shouted as Tuck sat happily in her lap and rubbed her rather plump ass.
"Oh joy, just what Costa Rica needs, two more screeching apes." Brit grumbled making Brad chuckle.
"So kinda like what happened last night?"
"Oh shut up you, after all with the monster in your pants I had no choice." Brit playfully slapped Brad's arm as Tiff began to laugh.
"Yeah Right! Brad's got a big dick, sure he does!" she laughed.
"It's true Tiffany In fact he may be bigger than shortstack there!" Brit smirked.
"DON'T YOU BAD MOUTH MY MAN LIKE THAT! YOU SKINNY BITCH! TUCK IS EIGHT TIMES BIGGER THAN HIS BROTHER AND WAY BETTER IN BED TOO!" Tiff yelled.
"Oh ho ho ho, I think not." Brit stood up and loomed over Tiff with her arms crossed. "After what he did to me last night? I'm lucky my body wasn't split in too. I wouldn't be surprised if you're just being extra loud because you know it's true."
"How dare you! My man had me Moo'n like a cow! He loves my big 'ol Badonkadonk! I'm surprised Brad managed to grab onto anything with that stick body of yours!" Tiff snarked as Brit gave a growl.
"Care to put your money where your mouth is?"
"Only if you are Bitch!" Tiff growled as lightning shot between their eyes.
"Uh, Brad? Is it just me, or is this kinda hot?" whispered Tuck.
"Tell me about it. You don't think we're about to have an orgy do you?"
"I hope so!" Tuck smiled as their respective girlfriends grabbed them and dragged them upstairs.
"Bradley we're going to show this Trashy Harlot whose clearly better at sex!" Brit exclaimed.
"Yeah Tuck, you better fuck my Body extra hard and If we Win I'll treat you to a Titty sundae~" Tiff smiled as Tuck gave a huge happy smile.
"Oh yeah!" Brad cheered as he and tTuck high fived.
"Brad, this is the best day of my life!"
"I know Bro and honestly I'm glad this can't backfire on us for once!" Brad cheered.
'I'm not going/gonna stop till my man is wrung dry!' thought the Crust Cousins with hungry glints in their eyes.
*74 Hours later*
'C'mon Tuck, give mama some more Love!" Tiff shouted as her entire body was sweaty, but she wasn't the least bit tired.
"Tiffy, baby, love of my life…..Can't we just cuddle?...I can't feel my legs and I think my balls are raisins!" Tuck whined.
"We ain't stoppin' till toothpick bitch admits defeat!" she exclaimed as she started to ride him again.
"Brit….the Soul is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy!" Brad gasped in pain.
"NO TALK! MORE SNU-SNU!" She yelled in a deranged tone as both brothers gave tired groans.
"Tuck…I was wrong…I was soooo wrong…" Brad groaned in pain as He and Tuck were prepared to endure another LONG and Painful night.
*End Flashback*
"And that's why Tuck and I are in Wheelchairs. Luckily the doctor said all feeling in our legs should return in a few weeks" Brad said as he and Tuck sat at a Cafe Table with Jenny, Kenny, Sheldon, and Tammy.
"Huh, always wondered why you guys ever hooked up with the Crusts." Kenny chuckled chewing on a fork.
"Yeah, speaking of which, where are Brit and Tiff anyway?" Jenny asked.
"Doctor's office, they wanna see how the babies are developing" Tuck said sipping his milkshake.
"Okay, but enough about Us. Sheldon, it's your turn to tell us how you and Tammy became a couple!" Brad smiled as Sheldon held her hand tenderly.
"Well honestly it all started a few days after Jenny put me in the hospital."
"Which you deserved." she muttered under her breath as Tammy giggled.
"Like I said it started soon after that..." Sheldon said as he began his Tale.