Crazy trouble with love part 9
Bad Ben x Bad Frightwig
Series: Ben 10
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-Dimension 4559812- 09 BB10, Earth, Somewhere in the USA-
A small RV was driving down the long stretch of road, the older man at the wheel smiling.
"Good news kids, we're almost to the next town." said Max Tennyson as a young skinny pale skinned boy with short shaggy black hair, mint green eyes, wearing a black striped long sleeved mint green shirt, white shorts with side pockets, black rain boots, and had a large mint colored wristwatch sporting a gray dial, a mint green hourglass symbol, and a circular tube going along the sides, on his right wrist, groaned in his bed. "Oh don't be like that Ben."
"Hey, it's not my fault the dork's been bugging me. Getting a chance to stretch my legs is what I need." he grumbled while currently looking at his new watch, called the Baddetrix by Gwen for some reason, looking for new aliens to transform into for fun. 'Especially when I find a new badass alien!'
"I heard that dweeb!" yelled Gwen from the bathroom, having had a very nasty run-in with a tampered soup, courtesy of Ben and his alien, Goop. 'Oh my stomach! I'll get you for this Ben!'
"Good, I'm glad you did." he smirked back, as Max sighed to himself.
'I wish those two would get along.' he thought before noticing that a nearby billboard was showcasing a circus. "Hey kids, it looks like the circus is in town, why don't we give it a look-see?"
"Why?" Gwen groaned as she felt her stomach churn from the tampered meal.
"Who doesn't like a good day at the circus?"
"You mean filled with loud kids and overpriced popcorn? Pass." Ben said with a frown.
"Oh there's more than just that. They have strong men, elephants, trapeze artists, clowns-"
And cue Ben's face becoming pale with fright. "Clowns?"
"Yeah, everyone loves clowns."
'And those people are completely nuts! Who can stand those creepy looking faces?' he thought in terror as he started to panic. 'They're even worse than the weird aliens that keep popping up!'
"And who knows, you might enjoy it."
'The day I enjoy clowns is the day I become a girl! NEVER!' he thought with a frown, turning away to try and keep his expression hidden. 'Wait, why am I freaking out? I'll just slip away the second I get my chance. These two can watch those stupid clowns, I'll just find something better to do with my time.'
"GAH!" Gwen cried out in agony as she lost the last of the toilet paper down the nearby drain. 'Damn you Ben!'
(Later on)
-Zombozo's Amazing Circus-
A large circus tent was set up in an open lot, numerous nameless workers getting it all ready while the ringleader himself looked it over to make sure it all went well. However, this ringleader was wearing a large black cloak at the moment, to give his audience a surprise later on, as he fine tuned his voice a little.
"Ahem. Cough cough cough!" they let out with a hack. "Testing, testing, ahh, that's much better."
As they continued to fine tune the voice, the camera panned a little around the area, revealing that everyone there…looked more like skeleton-like zombies instead of actual humans, all frail or looking ready to kick the bucket. Several coughed and looked like they wanted to stop, but forced themselves to keep going, glancing at the cloaked figure nervously.
"Ahem…ahem. Cack!" they coughed while sounding rather sickly, a bit of dried blood landing on the hay covered floor. "CAUGH!" CACK CACK CACK! O…Oh…god. I hate when that infection kicks in." 'Goes to show ya that being immune to a zombie bite isn't all sunshine and rainbows.'
"Um, sir?"
The figure turned, revealing a pair of dull yellow eyes. "What? I'm busy here."
"I-I-I just got the cream…for your um…condition."
"Finally!" They yelled while grabbing the cream and began to place it on their face, seemingly relieved by its semi-nauseous smell on their face. "You can't believe how it feels to have the skin literally peel off my bones."
'Ew.' the worker thought before seeing the figure pull down their hood, revealing the master of the circus, Zombozo, in all his necrosis glory, for his entire left side was covered in black spots. 'Oh god, he…so disgusting!'
"Did you get the tent set up?"
"Yes sir."
"Good, I want it all nice and ready, and NO blunders, got it?" he warned with a cold look, making the worker shiver and nod. "Good, now get the acts set up, all of them this time. We do NOT need another 'escaped tiger' incident like in Orlando."
"Y-Yes sir."
"And if you can't do that right, YOU'RE going to be fed to the tiger!"
"Yes sir! I-I promise, no issues, really!"
He glared at the man and rubbed his chin. "Mmmm, very well. Off with you, I have some throat exercises to do before the show."
The worker nodded and ran off, nearly tripping over himself.
"Cough! Ahem, la la la-CACK CACK CACK!" he coughed while some of his left eyebrow fell off, revealing the bone in the process. "CACK!"
(Later on)
The RV parked in a large field with various other vehicles, all the people heading to the big top.
All the while Ben was being glared at by his cousin, who just finally healed herself from the 'bathroom' incident, much to his annoyance.
'Jeez, one little prank and she hates me? It wasn't even my best one!'
"I'm going to get you for that dweeb."
"Oooh, I'm so scared." he remarked sarcastically. "Trust me Gwen, if I wanted to really prank you, you wouldn't be standing here. You should thank me for going easy on you."
"Easy!? You nearly gave me permanent diarrhea!"
"So?"
"GRRRR!" she growled before she started pinching his cheeks.
"OW! Ow ow ow! Let go!"
"I should hide your clothes and make you run around naked after what I had to deal with!"
"OW! Let go!" he yelled while Gwen pinched his cheeks even harder.
"Or better yet! Make YOU suffer like I did!"
He growled before shoving her back and moved his hand near his watch. "Try that again and I'll REALLY make you suffer."
"Ben." Max spoke firmly with a glare.
"What? It's not my fault she can't take a joke."
"You know using the Baddetrix, in public, is forbidden unless it's an emergency."
He glared back at his grandpa before scoffing and crossed his arms. "Fine."
Gwen stuck her tongue at Ben while he was very tempted to punch her, girl or no girl.
"Now come on, let's get front row seats before they get filled up." Max said while walking towards the entrance.
'I really really hate being good, never pays well and never is fun.' he thought with a frown. 'If I was in charge, I would be helping others on my own terms. Not anyone else's.'
The three entered the large tent, trying to find some spots amongst the other people.
However, during the search, Ben became separated from his cousin and grandpa, just as the crowd of people became bigger and harder to navigate through.
Ben frowned at getting bumped all around, so he crouched and started heading in a random direction, finding himself back at the entrance and smirked. "Not what I thought of, but this is perfect. Grandpa and Gwen can stick around and watch some boring act, but me? I'll find something more fun to do."
That was when he smelled the scent of popcorn and pretzels.
GROWL!
"Speaking of which." he muttered, creeping along the stalls, making sure no one was around. "Time to help myself to a little free snack."
(Two minutes later)
"Ugh.…" Ben groaned while on the ground, having eaten an entire stall's worth of pretzels, as he felt ready to pass out from the inevitable food coma. "So…much…salt…"
As he groaned, a sudden thought kicked into his brain.
'Damn it!? Why didn't I just become an alien for this one!?' he thought, facepalming. 'I could eat more and not get so full so quickly.'
GROWL!
'Ugh…my stomach wants more junk food…damn it.' he groaned before hearing the sounds of footsteps nearby, seemingly moving away from the circus itself. He forced himself to listen while staying quiet. 'Who's that?'
As the footsteps became fainter and fainter, Ben quickly stood up and moved near the right side of the stall.
Only to see three figures moving away from the circus and towards the nearby city, seemingly avoiding their obligatory duty to entertain the people.
"...ok, that isn't suspicious at all." he muttered before grinning. "Something tells me this could get good. A little 'surveillance' couldn't hurt."
Click.
Ben looked upon the Baddetrix and smirked, only to see that it was 'timed out' for some inexplicable reason, the mint colored lens turning a deep red without his knowledge. "Oh you gotta be kidding me!"
(A bit later)
Ben made sure to stick to the shadows, following the three figures and wishing the stupid watch would charge up faster. 'Stupid watch!'
As the figures moved closer and closer to the city limits, Ben noticed that each one seemed to be tired or exhausted, as if they spent their whole lives becoming the pinnacle of human fitness.
'Damn, I really need to try some exercise, maybe a martial art? Mmm, it might be fun to kick people with kung pow!' Ben thought with admiration, if only briefly. 'But right now, I'll settle for going alien on these guys. Just gotta wait till they mess up and I've got an excuse.'
That was when he noticed the figures stopping at the nearby bank, seemingly having the intention of robbing the place like a stereotypical criminal.
'...really? Rob a bank? Even I could think of something better, like maybe robbing a candy factory or even an antique shop.' he thought before rubbing his chin. 'Hmm, then again, maybe I can use this…'
That was when Ben saw one of the figures, now revealed to be a large human with a…toe nail jutting from his forehead, grabbing a car and throwing it at the bank.
BOOM!
Doing very little damage on the marble as glass and metal shards went everywhere.
"Alright, grab as much as you can and let's get back." spoke one of them in a raspy voice.
"Yeah yeah." one of them said, their body obscured by the larger man's bulk. "Thumbskull, use something larger next time, like a truck or bus."
"Don't boss me around and just get grabbing the loot inside."
Ben blinked while feeling like the figures were familiar to him, but couldn't put his finger on how exactly. "Well, they suck. Throwing a car and then robbing the place? Do they even know about security cameras?"
That was when he had an idea.
Why not force them to work for him, as one of his alien forms?
"Yeah, that could work. My own minions, and with my plans, we can do the big leagues and then some." he muttered with a devious grin. "Why waste a good chance to earn big bucks?"
Click!
And cue the Baddetrix reactivating on Ben's watch.
"Perfect. Now to get the perfect face on."
(With the figures)
CRASH!
Thumbskull grumbled as he threw a massive steel safe out of the way to get the gold bars inside, his two companions helping themselves to some deeds and the occasional will.
SIIIS!
"Bleck." groaned one of the figures, one with very bad teeth, as they held a now destroyed tin box. "Nothing but junk."
"Just grab the gold."
SMASH!
The two blinked before seeing a four armed red skinned creature wearing a mint jumpsuit breaking through a nearby wall with one punch.
"Hey, what's up circus rejects?" he smirked with four orange eyes while crossing the upper two arms. "Bit out late for a little withdrawal, aren't ya?"
"Oh great, a strong man. Get lost." the man with bad teeth retorted.
"I'm not a strong man, I'm Four Arms. I mean look at me, I have four times the pain if you lot don't stop making bad jokes. Especially you, thumb for brain." he jabbed, taking a step in as the figure growled and clenched his fists.
"You here to try and stop us? Just try it."
"Me, stop you? Ha, not my problem if the bank is stolen. I'm here for a recruitment plan, and you're going to say yes or else." he remarked, making the figures look at him in surprise, but caution.
"Recruitment?" said Thumbskull in confusion.
"Yeah, I need some minions and you three are perfect for that job. Plus I've always wanted a freak show patsy."
"Not interested."
"Really? Not even if I said please?" he asked while seeing a tall pale skinned woman with ten long crimson orange tentacle-like hair styled into a twisted ponytail that went down to her legs and had black barbs at the tips, dull gray eyes, triangle shaped black paint marks on the cheeks and forehead, two large black squid eyes on the sides of her neck, a F cup chest and wide ass, five dull black tentacles with sharp blade like points at the ends, wearing a long sleeved dark purple form fitting bodysuit with a triangular cut on her back, dull gray cuffs, and black flat shoes, walking in front of the bad toothed freak.
"We said no, we're part of Zombozo's circus. Meaning it's for life."
"Life? Don't you mean until retirement?" Four Arms asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Not with him." she frowned looking down slightly before her hair rose up. "Now scram, or else."
"Well, if it's gonna be like that, then we do it my way." he said before seeing the woman's back tentacles rise up along with her hair. 'Oh boy.'
WOOOSH!
SLAM!
"GAH!" He cried out while getting sent flying out of the building by the tentacles. He skidded on the ground and groaned in pain before pushing himself up. "Alright, now I'm annoyed."
That was when he got himself ground pounded by the thumb like freak, breaking the asphalt in the process.
"AH! Ok that's it!" Four Arms yelled before grabbing Thumbskull by the arm and began to break his right arm with his upper arms. "SAY BYE BYE TO MISTER RIGHTY!"
"AHHH!" Thumbskull screamed in pain.
"Get away from him!" The figure with rotten teeth ran over and inhaled before letting out a green haze from his mouth.
Four Arms didn't seem phased, that is until it touched him and he cried out when he felt his flesh burn, making him let go and back up, gritting his teeth. "Ow! Acid breath! I'm gonna shove a bottle of mouthwash down your throat!"
"Try it. See what happens." the man smirked before sending acidic gas at the alien.
He glared before quickly grabbing a piece of asphalt and threw it at him, breaking his teeth in the process. "I'm going to turn you into ground beef once I get my arms on you!"
The man cried out and fell back, right as the lady lashed out and started wrapping her hair and tentacles around Four Arms' own limbs and began to lift him up into the air.
"Woah!"
"Try this on for size." She smirked before slamming him into the ground, multiple times.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!" He yelled before getting an idea and clapped both hands together, sending a shockwave that sent her flying a few feet away as he landed on his feet. "Huh, I like it. That's going to be my new technique. After I beat you three into bloody pulps!"
The woman groaned and shook her head before using her hair to grab a nearby car, chucking it at him.
POW!
Only for it to get punched right back at her.
"Nice try-hey!" He yelled as Thumbskull jumped on top of him, holding him by his left arm. "Get off!"
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Get in line, I have a lot of people wanting that lately." Four Arms yelled.
BEEP!
BEEP!
BEEP!
"Oh you son of a-"
FLASH!
And cue the alien turning back into Ben, who was cursing under his breath.
"A kid?!" spoke up the woman in disbelief while he squirmed in Thumbskull's grip. "We were fighting some brat?"
Ben growled at Thumbskull while trying to get out of his grasp. "Fuck you! Fuck you and your thumb sized head!" 'Now I know I need to do more martial arts! This is ridiculous!'
Acid Breath frowned. "He's going to pay for distracting our heist."
"I say we pop him like a pimple." spoke Thumbskull. "He owes me an arm."
"That won't work." Ben frowned. "My watch doesn't take well to me being killed."
The woman walked over with her hands on her hips as she smirked. "Tough talk from a squirt."
"Hey, this squirt was giving you a good deal." he frowned. "All you had to do was say yes to my deal and I would have gladly helped you unload all the goods, but nooo, you didn't wanna listen now did you? Never had a good deal put in front of you?"
"Kid, we work for someone else. If he found out that we were swayed by a brat like you, he'd kill us."
"Yeah, don't believe you, tentacle lips." Ben said while sticking his tongue out at her.
She glared at him while moving one of her barbed tentacles near his neck. "Say that again, I dare you."
"Tentacle. Lips." He smirked as the barb attempted to pierce his throat.
FLASH!
BAM!
Only for the Baddetrix to expel a mint colored shockwave that sent them flying a few feet in every direction, Ben landing on the ground face first in the process.
"Ow...told you the watch wouldn't let you kill me...ow." he groaned while feeling some asphalt in his skin.
The three shook their heads, the woman glaring as he got up and dusted himself.
"Now, are you gonna listen to my deal now, or not?" He asked while giving a shit grinning smirk.
"No." All three deadpanned.
"Are you really that loyal to that Zombozo fella? Because it's kinda stupid." he frowned. "What sorta guy is he to use circus dopes to steal?"
"We aren't loyal to him." the woman frowned. "He's just terrifying to cross."
"And messed up in the head." gulped Thumbskull rubbing his arm. "He gets his rocks off scaring all of us, all the time."
Ben blinked while slowly losing his grin. "Ya serious?"
"Dead serious." Acid Breath shivered. "He's the kind of man that wants to see true fear, by turning his own circus into a sweat workshop, but ten times worse."
"..." 'What kinda circus did we stop by? I've seen messed up stuff but a clown that hurts others for fun...that takes the cake. Right up there with that old squid face.' "Oh yeah? Alright, show me."
"Show you what?" asked Thumbskull in confusion.
"Show me the clown, I want to talk business with him. The painful kind that is."
All three looked at him and then each other, looking more pale than usual.
"What?" Ben asked with a raised eyebrow. "Not convinced?"
"He's not going to go easy on you just because you're...well a kid." the woman said while pointing at Ben.
"Hey! I've tangoed with insane knights, aliens and a bonkers wizard. I can handle it." He smirked with confidence while lying about the last part, as he never met a wizard before, just an insane yet hot sorceress. 'Why does Gwen get the hot ones?! I want hot girl enemies too!'
"Oh please. You'd piss your pants as soon as you saw him." remarked Acid Breath.
"I saw you, right?" He retorted while pointing at the man. "You're not even scary. This clown is going down." 'I hope.'
(Later)
-Zombozo's Circus-
The group made their way back, but an ominous feeling was felt along with a cold chill, with the sky looking darker than before.
'Ok, that is creepy.' Ben thought as he noticed the circus tents' entrances were closed and locked with thick padlocks. "Let me guess, so no one escapes?"
"Yes." all three said at once.
"..." he looked at the Baddetrix and saw it was still red, making him groan in frustration. "Great, still recharging."
"Recharging?"
"Yep." He said while looking at the woman. "For whatever reason, it can only turn me into aliens for ten minutes. Then poof, back to normal."
"And these aliens? How many are in that watch?"
"Lots, I can access ten but I've been tinkering with it a lot the last few weeks and now I can do twenty." 'Although I still haven't figured out any of them.'
"Where the heck did a kid like you find something like that?"
"Meteor." He shrugged. "It's a long story."
She looked at him in bewilderment while seeing Ben looking around the tent for a tear or hole to crawl into. "A what?"
"You know, meteor, falls from the sky." he said while deadpanning a little. "It's basic knowledge."
"Why you-"
"By the way, if I get rid of the big wig, does that mean you become my minions? Yes or no?" he interrupted while still hung on the notion of being these freak's leader.
"Please, as soon as Zombozo's gone, we're gone too, but that's not gonna happen." grumbled Thumbskull looking down.
"I see." Ben said before seeing his 'watch' turn mint again, making him smirk. "Well too bad, because I was thinking of making you three into the most successful crime bosses of the world. Maybe even the universe, but since you're not going to join, I guess I have to go on, kill the clown, and just steal his cash. Fair trade right?"
"You kill Zombozo and I'll eat my shoes." remarked Acid Breath sarcastically.
"And your shorts and tidy whities?" Ben asked with a smirk.
"That too."
FLASH!
And cue Ben using the Baddetrix to transform himself into a large yet lean mint green colored dinosaur-like creature, who smirked at them with a knowing look in its eyes.
"This will be a quick job for XLR8. Be back in a flash." He said as a visor came down from the helmet over his face before he suddenly sped off in a blur.
"...what the fuck was that?" the woman muttered in surprise.
"A dinosaur?" Thumbskull said with equal confusion.
"Whatever it was, I say we stay away. I'm not gonna get in trouble just because a brat got a big head." Acid Breath said before seeing a mint colored blur appear in front of him, holding the severed right arm of Zombozo in its left claw.
"I got this while he wasn't looking. Going back now to get the head." he said while zipping away in a flash, leaving the arm on the ground in the process.
"..."
"..."
"...I'm going to regret saying all that stuff." Acid Breath groaned in frustration.
"It…It's just an arm, that was probably just luck." the woman said before seeing XLR8 appear in front of them, holding the severed jaw of the mad clown.
"Missed his head, but I'll get it eventually." he said playfully as he vanished again, the jaw falling onto the grass as the lounge dangling from a bit of loose muscle fiber.
"...ok, that has to be luck!"
"Maybe this kid can do it."
"Or he's just-" Acid Breath said before seeing the head of Zombozo land at his feet, XLR8 appearing right next to them with blood on his visor.
"Got it! Now you have to eat the shoes, undies and shorts!" He laughed with glee.
All three jaw dropped upon seeing the head.
"Now, do it, acid mouth." XLR8 said with a cackle.
"You….You actually killed him." spoke Thumbskull.
"Duh, I killed him. Did it in a few minutes to boot." He smirked. "The easy part was just catching him off guard." 'And not screaming in terror as well. CLOWNS ARE SCARY!'
"We're…free." spoke Acid Breath in awe. "We're finally…free."
"And going to-" he said before seeing Acid Breath and Thumbskull running away. "Hey! What about our deal!?"
"Screw that! We're free!" He yelled as they vanished into the night.
"...fuck! I lost two good minions!" He yelled before turning back to Ben, only to see the woman standing next to him. "Um, you're not leaving?"
"No, I'm not just going to bolt. The circus is my only home, those two only joined the circus for cash. Me? I've been a circus freak since I was a baby."
"Had to deal with that creep since day one?"
"No, since age twelve. The guy killed the last ring leader and took over a few years ago." She shrugged. "As for me, I'm just going back to my roots. Maybe just take over the circus and fix a few things."
"And be my minion?"
"When you're older, and not a snot nosed brat." She deadpanned.
"Dang it!" he let out, stamping his foot. "I'm never gonna get any minions at this rate."
"My advice, start small. Do small-time robberies and the like before you ask for minions." She said with sagely advice. "Stop attacking them and breaking their arms. That makes them more unwilling to join you."
"What are you, a teacher?"
"No, an experienced criminal talking to a mook of a brat."
"Hey!" he glared. "Well this 'brat' can kick your butt six ways to sunday."
"Really?" She said before grabbing Ben with her tentacles and lifted him up. "Then fight this and the G-forces."
"Eh-AHHHHHH!" He screamed while getting spun around like a top at high speeds.
"Are you kicking my butt right now?" She asked with a smirk.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Well, are you! Haha!"
"AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!"
"Mmmm, nah. I'm going to keep this up until you puke."
He growled in his spot, right before slamming down on the watch and transforming into a hunched over orange furred alien with no ears, nose, or eyes, three clawed fingers, with the Baddetrix symbol on his shoulder. He let out a roar and reached down, grabbing the tentacles before biting them with his teeth.
"YEOW!" She cried out before slamming the alien into the ground, multiple times. "That hurt fur ball!"
"Grrrr!" he let out as she let go before he lunged and tackled her to the ground, pinning her with ease.
She frowned while her octopus-like eyes blinked at the alien. "You really need to lighten up, kid. Also do you really think my hair and tentacles are the only things on me?"
It growled before getting hit in the mouth by an ink-like substance that glued his jaw together. "MMM!?"
"You really have bad breath, you brat." she smirked before shoving him off as he tried to pry the substance off. "Now let's just stay calm and you take a chill pill. If you want to be partners with me you better learn to treat me with respect or do you want me to glue your limbs together and throw you into a lake? Mmm? Well?"
"MMMMM!"
"Come on, you can speak up better than that."
"MMMMMM!"
"Sorry, I can't understand furry monster." She said with a sly smirk.
He ripped it off and snarled at her.
"Now." She said while her tentacles rose up. "What is it going to be, respect or swimming with the fishes?"
"Grrrr."
"What? Can't you talk with this one?" She asked with a raised eyebrow as the alien nodded. "Huh, that actually sucks. But hey, you can get into dog shows now."
"Grrrr. Arf!"
"Mmmm, what should I call you? Oh! Fido."
Beep beep beep!
FLASH!
"It's Wildmutt." Ben frowned as he changed back.
"Lame name." She deadpanned. "Not even creative."
"Hey!" he glared. "Keep that up and I'll show you what my worst aliens can do."
"Or I could glue that watch with my ink and give you a wedge." She retorted as Ben paled. "But given you just killed my former employer, I'm not going to do that."
"Good."
"But I deserve a little bit of the cheese, the payment if you will, for my services because I'm not that cheap." She crosses her arms.
"Alright alright, I'm not an idiot. I'll cut you in." he frowned. "But that all depends on how much you can bring in."
"Daily or yearly?"
"Mmmm, yearly."
"About ten grand, the circus, once restructured, will be able to earn about a few thousand dollars a day but on the side...mmmm, yeah, about nine grand for nightly theft and the occasional body guarding." She said while Ben blinked, as he is still a kid and understandably confused about economics.
"Is that enough?"
"Let's just say it's a decent size without attracting TOO much attention, and here's a tip. Getting too much heat when you're still green isn't exactly smart, but let's just say it's definitely a good allowance compared to most kids your age."
"I see…."
"And here's another tip, do not under any circumstances, attempt anything in broad daylight or you're going to be in juvie before you know it, watch or no watch." She said before seeing the people slowly exiting the building, looking rather tired.
"Ok now you're just treating me like an idiot." he deadpanned. "So, does this mean you're officially taking the job?"
"Yes and we better split before anyone notices." She said while pointing to the people. "The clown's sleeping draughts are wearing off and they'll soon notice the dead body parts."
"Wait what?"
"Right, didn't tell you. The popcorn and soda are laced with sleeping pills so that the former ringleader could scare them when they were semi awake. It's a hobby of his before the main acts." She said before walking off. "I'll contact you later."
"Wait how?!"
"You have a phone right? I'll call you." She said as Ben lost track of her in the crown of half awake people.
"Hey wait! I didn't say you could-and she's gone." Ben muttered while kicking a rock with his foot. "Damn it."
"Ben." Gwen yawned while walking towards him. "Where...were you?"
"I was….at the bathroom, and I came back to find you passed out. Who knew you couldn't handle your soda." he smirked.
She glared at him before yawning. "Look, let's just find grandpa and leave, before I decide to sell you to the circus, as a new trained animal."
"Aw don't worry dork, I'm sure they'd love to take you in, they're always looking for strays, or maybe they could set up a new bearded lady exhibit, you just gotta stop plucking the hairs from your chin."
She narrowed her eyes. "Like you're one to talk, mister 'one man freak show'. I...yawn, bet there's a singing fat lady alien in that watch of yours the circus would love to see."
"Aw don't be so jealous Gwen, not my fault I've got more to me than you ever will."
POW!
And cue Gwen punching Ben in the face as they started a fight, dust flying everywhere as the screen went black.
(Some time later)
-Rust Bucket-
'Bored.' Ben thought to himself as he sat on the top bunk, his grandpa and cousin currently in town getting supplies as he just stayed to 'protect' the truck, aka be lazy. 'So bored!'
As he looked at the ceiling, he wondered when his new 'minion' would contact him, as it's been at least a week or so since he killed an insane clown and became semi successful in the criminal underbelly.
"I swear if she tries to back out, I'm gonna hunt her down and show her just how far I'll go." he muttered in a cold and dark tone.
GROWL!
Only for that dark aura to fade quickly as his stomach began to growl loudly.
"Great, now that ruined the mood…hopefully there's something edible in the fridge." he muttered while jumping off the bed and moved towards the fridge.
Only to discover a tentacle with eyeballs staring at him from the back of the fridge…last night's dinner if he recalled correctly.
"I swear, grandpa makes this weird ass stuff just to make me and Gwen squirem." he muttered while looking in the fridge, only finding a half empty gallon of milk, moldy cheese, several alien fish heads and…a small big eyed head floating in a pickle jar. "...damn. Nothing at all."
GROWL!
"I heard you the first time!" he yelled while not seeing a tentacle opening the nearby window and dropped a bag of Wendys on the table before slithering away and closing said window again. "I hate…wait, what's that smell?"
As he turned around, his eyes went bug eyed at the sight of the bag in front of him.
"W-Wendys? But…wait, when did this get here!?"
Knock knock.
He turned to the door, now on guard as he stood up straight. "Who's there?"
"It's me ya brat." Frightwig called out. "Now let me in, or are you just going to be rude to the one that brought you lunch?"
'Wait…SHE was the one that sent the Wendy's bag!?' he glanced at it and the door, moving over and opening it slightly.
Only for the tentacled woman to open it completely with her hair and walk in with a deadpan expression. "Finally." she said while taking a seat at the table. "Now, let's discuss business…unless you're too hungry for that."
GROWL!
"I can eat and talk at the same time." he said with a light blush as he sat down.
"Right." she rolled her eyes as Ben went to see what was in the bag. "Three cheeseburgers, a large fries and some chicken nuggets. You're welcome by the way."
"Hey, I didn't tell or ask you to get it, but I'm a kind boss, so thanks." he said before stuffing his mouth with fries. "Smmo? Wmmhamma dmso domm?"
"What?"
"I said, what do you want?"
"I came here to finalize our partnership. Streamline a few things so we don't have 'issues'." she said while Ben blinked.
"Alright, sounds good to me." He said while Frightwig nodded.
"Good. Now, as per our partnership, I have to give you about ten grand a year; however, due to the time constraints and our sudden departure, we have failed to come to an agreement on what YOUR payment to me would entail."
"Your payment?"
"Yes, in exchange for my services and my circus' management under my 'rule', you, as the boss, have to give either the same amount of money to me every year." she said as Ben spat out some fry paste in shock. "Or you have to pay me daily with a fixed amount of cash or something of equal value."
"Are you nuts? I'd be losing more money than I'm getting!"
"Which is why we're discussing this beforehand. As a brat, you don't have the means to even pay me ten grand a year, so you are going to give an exact amount for a daily payment and once you have a sound business or possible means of payment, the original money of ten grand will be reestablished." She said while Ben jaw dropped at her. "Besides being part of the act, I was Zombozo's banker."
"I….ok fine, you got me there." he frowned. "But it sounds like I'm not gonna be making a whole lot."
"Not at first. But if you invest in sound investments, in a heist that will help you in the long run, that down payment will skyrocket in a few years. It's not about the short term, it's about the long term payment." she said with a shrug. "No criminal mastermind becomes rich overnight."
"...true. Mmmm, maybe two hundred in cash?"
"By what means? Paper, credit or precious metals?"
"Metals, I mean I have an alien that makes diamonds, it can dig up metals easily."
"Or you could sell off parts of him and get rich that way." she said while Ben went wide eyed in realization. "Wait, you didn't think of that before?"
"I….obviously did." he quickly clarified with a serious look. "I've been doing that since I learned what he could do. I just didn't wanna go that way because it'd be too obvious and easy, where's the challenge?"
She deadpanned at his lie but let it slide. "So you'll be paying me two hundred dollars a day, using your alien's diamond body to gain the necessary cash. Is that correct?"
"Yep."
"Good. That part is settled for now. But for the next part of our partnership you need to not only set up a proper channel of communications with me but also have to attend the circus, monthly, to go over the business dealings of all heists made during that month. To make sure none of them are wired, fake or cursed."
He groaned and facepalmed. "Are you serious?"
"Yes. We do get cursed objects in the heists, the last one turned Zombozo into a pseudo zombie." she muttered while Ben groaned. "Also you have to attend 'freak show' gatherings, to find new 'minions' to hire. I'm going to be busy handling the circus and our partnership, I can't do all of that and do heists at the same time."
"Which means I gotta try and sneak away from my cousin and grandpa."
"True…do you have anything in that watch, besides the murder happy dinosaur, that can travel incognito?"
"Mmmm, well I have Ghostfreak. But…it's too creepy and I really hate using him." he shivered in fear.
"A ghost? Really?"
"What? You're gonna be a critic?"
"No, just interested." she shrugged. "I happen to enjoy ghosts. Especially the ones that drag people into a well in the films."
"..."
"Anyway, if you could establish communications and travel inconspicuously, then things will be smoother for our partnership."
"Ugh, how many more points do you have?"
"About thirty more."
"GAH! Why!?"
"It's called life, it's hard but it pays the bills."
"This isn't what movies made it out to be." he grumbled to himself as he ate his cheeseburger.
(A few hours later)
"And with that, every point of order in our partnership, for the time being, is complete." Frightwig said as Ben snored on his burger, his face resting on the cheese and bun as the woman shook her head. "Kids."
"Zzzzzz." he let out, muttering to himself as the older woman rolled her eyes.
"Hey, wake up." She said while pushing her tentacle on his left side, nudging him a little in the process. "Kid, it's already seven at night."
"Zzzzzz."
"Wake up or you're gonna let the junk food go to waste."
"Zzzzzzz."
She facepalmed before using her tentacle to slap him awake. "Wake up!"
"Ah! I'm not the one that put frogs in the teachers bag! It was...oh...it was a dream."
"Welcome back to the land of the living, brat."
"Hey, let's drop the whole 'brat' thing, especially since I'm technically your new boss."
"Nah, it's my nickname for you. Plus it fits." She said before getting up. "And I must be going, your family might turn up, given it's seven at night."
"Wait that long?" He said as Frightwig walked out the door.
"Later, talk to you next month. Try not to forget." She said before closing the door behind her.
He grumbled under his breath before munching on more fries. "She's gonna be a pain in my butt."
"Ben, we're back." Max called out as he opened the door, only to see Ben munching on some Wendy's. "Ben. Where did you get that?"
"Uh….bought it."
Max frowned while eyeing the Baddetrix. "You used it, didn't you? I told you before, no using the Baddetrix to steal food."
'Damn it you crazy clown girl!' He thought before seeing a receipt in the bag and pulled it out. "See, bought it."
"...Ben. It's not yours." He frowned as the receipt read 'Fucks Tardy' on it. "And it looks like it came from a gag shop."
"Uh….."
"You're grounded for a week."
"Nooooooo!" Ben cried out as he felt like he was pranked by his new partner. 'DAMN YOU!'
(Some months later)
-Rust Bucket-
SPLAT!
"AH!" Gwen cried while getting hit in the face with swamp mud by her annoying cousin. "BEN! You're gonna get it!"
"Ha." He chuckled while throwing another balloon full of mud at her. "Then try and catch me!"
Gwen ducked this time and lunged, tackling him around the waist and straddled his back, grabbing an arm and started pulling it behind him.
"Ah! Get off me noob-AHHH!"
"No way!"
"AHHH!"
"Now apologize!"
"Never!" he yelled while his arm was pulled even more. "AHHHHHH!"
"Say it!"
"NEVER!" he screamed before headbutting Gwen in the face, breaking her nose in the process.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed while holding her nose in pain.
Ben took the chance to shove her off and get back up, only to go flying back due to a gust of wind with Gwen's hand glowing dark blue and held out at him.
"Aviros Expelian!" she yelled as a gust of wind began to send the boy flying across the RV, breaking several things in the process, just as Max came back in with a few fish he caught in the nearby river.
"Kids! What are you two doing?!"
"He broke my nose!" Gwen cried out in pain as blood dripped down her face.
"Um…." Ben gulped while knowing he's not going to get out of this one, alive that is. "She tried to break my arm!"
"After you threw swamp water at me!"
Ben gulped again as Max gave him a very deadly glare, one that could melt steel. 'Oh no.'
"Ben."
"It'll wash out…" he gulped before quickly using the Baddetrix to escape.
FLASH!
And turned into a tiny frog-like alien with mint colored eyes.
"Shoot. Wrong one." he let out before he tried making a run towards one of the windows.
SQUISH!
Only for him to be grabbed by Max, who stuck him inside a pickle jar and quickly tightened it with duct tape and glue, making sure to add air holes just in case.
"Hey! Let me out of here!"
"Not until you learn." Max frowned while sticking the jar on a high shelf.
"Learn what!?"
"That there are limits to pranks Ben." he frowned before closing the shelf door. "Now stay in there, and don't use your intelligence to get out."
"Grandpa! Don't leave me in here, punishment like this will only cause more bad behavior!" he yelled while banging on the glass. "GRANDPA!"
(Some hours later)
'Ben' grumbled while currently sitting in the jar, bored, alone and just annoyed more than anything at this highly unusual punishment. "Stupid grandpa, stupid Gwen, it's not my fault they don't know a good joke."
As he poked on the glass, he started to come up with good ways to get back at them, each one becoming darker and darker with each passing through in his tiny head.
"I'll show them, once I get out of here, I'll make them pay. Pay, pay pay pay pay!" he repeated to himself while gritting his teeth. "He's lucky I didn't change back. This guy was pretty good at unlocking the master control. I'll bet that old man didn't realize it when he put me in here, otherwise he'd be dealing with a dead body."
That was when he realized something.
If he had gotten master control….why didn't he just change back or turn into another alien HOURS AGO!?
He facepalmed at his foolishness and groaned. "Oh fuck me."
FLASH!
And cue him transforming into Four Arms, which just made him even more stuck than before, given his arms and head were sticking out of the cabinet like loaves of french bread.
"Screw this!" he grunted before he managed to bust the door open for some more space, albeit it was still tight for him, but easier than before. "Fuck! Why did I choose this guy!?"
Creak.
He blinked before noticing that the cabinet was about to fall off the wall, right into the built in oven. "Oh-"
CRASH!
"OW!" he let out before changing back to normal and moved over to sit on his bed with a grumble. "This Rustbucket is a deathtrap! I swear, grandpa is just waiting for it to fall apart just to strand us at some deadend motel for some 'life lesson'."
That was when he got an idea.
"Mmmm, since they won't be back until tomorrow due to Gwen's 'broken' nose…time to hit the town!" he smirked before making his way out, chuckling to himself. "Next stop, pizza place!"
(Several hours of 'fun' later)
Ben chuckled as he, now as XLR8, was busy stealing peoples' food, money and doing the occasional wedgie, as he zipped across the town with reckless abandonment. "WEEEEEE!"
ZIP!
WOOOSH!
"This is the best way to blow off steam!" he grinned while stealing a man's hotdog from his right hand and replacing it with a toy rattlesnake. "Gang way!"
"AH! SNAKE!"
"Mmm, I could go for something sweet right now." he muttered before zipping into an ice cream shop, stealing a man's vanilla sundae in the process. "Yuck! Bananas!"
"Hey my sundae!" yelled a young girl before she was given a new sundae, one with lots of fudge. "Oh…thanks?"
"I might be bad, but I'm not heartless." he chuckled before noticing that he was about to hit a bus, head on. "Oh-"
POW!
XLR8 went flying across the road, hitting several cars in the process before crash landing into a nearby river.
SPLASH!
Head first.
"Mmm!" he groaned before getting up and spat a fish from his mouth. "Ow…."
As he shook the water off via his speed, he decided that he should stop causing mischief for now and return home…although given he wasn't supposed to be out of the jar…well…he was in between a rock and a hard place. He could return to the Rustbucket and get scolded for years or go on the run and get dragged back by Gwen, who might have a grudge on him now.
Either way, he was screwed.
"...well, this sucks. No matter what I do, I'll get screwed over." he muttered to himself before looking at himself and stood up, rubbing his chin. "Then again…who's to say I really need to worry about Gwen. After all, she may have magic, but I've got tons of aliens to even things out. Why should I be worried about that work? I've got the power and guts to do things she's too wimpy to pull. And grandpa? He's hardly a threat. Maybe it's time for a change of pace. After all, who says I have to go back to a normal life when summer's over?"
With that line of thinking corroding his already twisted mind, he came up with a great idea, he should go solo, yes he has to pay his minion for her assistance but without his cousin or grandpa getting in the way, he could become the greatest criminal this side of the galaxy, and then some.
What's the point of morality if he can't have any fun?
He gave a grin and chuckled. "Sorry our last chance together couldn't be for long, but it's time for this bird to spread his wings and fly."
FLASH!
In a second, a mint green flash went over him before he turned into Stinkfly and took off into the air.
For him, this was the genesis to something great…the rise of Tennyson, criminal mastermind.
(Many years later)
-Bellwood, Frightwig Circus-
"No no no!" yelled Frightwig, now wearing a black ring leader attire with gold buttons and a gold top hat, as she was pointing to a strong man, who happened to be having trouble getting an elephant into the big top. "Not by the trunk! Use rope!"
"Oh! Sorry boss." he let go of the trunk, right as the animal grabbed him with it and threw him through the air. "Ahhhh!"
CRASH!
And right into a nearby fat lady's trailer.
"AH!" screamed local fat lady Julie Yamamoto, her thousand pounds of fat jiggling from the collision as her large pink kimono was halfway over her P cup chest and massive left ass cheek, exposing her groin and nipples in the process. "GET OUT!"
SLAP!
"YEOW!"
Frightwig facepalmed while glad that one of her circus freaks was doing well. 'At least she's a better choice then the Wolf Girl...I really should've learned my lesson when she came to the audition...fucking a bloody wolf! GAH!'
"Boss." said the local conjoined man as he walked towards the ring leader. "The camels escaped, again."
"I told you we needed better locks." remarked his other half shaking his head.
"It's not my fault that the camels were intelligent."
"They aren't, you just forget to lock up."
"No I didn't!"
"Shut it you two and go find them!"
"Yes ma'am!" both said before trying to run in different directions, fell on their ass before going to the left.
"I really need to replace the camels." she grumbled to herself. "They cost way too much if they keep doing that."
"Mura."
She blinked before seeing a herd of camels right next to her face.
SPAT!
"GAH!"
"Mura."
"FUCKING CAMELS!"
(Later on)
Frightwig grumbled while currently taking a shower in her own trailer, trying to get the smell of camel snot out of her hair.
Her hair tendrils helped scrub all around her body, making her sigh as she felt clean and fresh, all the while her tentacles moved down her groin and chest areas, making sure not to hit the octopus eyes either.
'I really need a vacation.' she thought to herself while spitting some black ink onto the floor, letting the water drag it into the drain. 'Being a ring leader is hard work.'
Soon enough, she was done and proceeded to grab some towels to dry off as she let out a relaxed sigh.
"Maybe I should take a real vacation, not one of those heist based ones?" she muttered before sitting on her couch, ignoring the fact that she was still half naked and the windows were open. "Wouldn't hurt to stretch my legs and get a thrill that didn't involve the smell of popcorn."
As she used her tentacles to grab a soda from the nearby fridge, her towel fell off her breasts and exposed her nipples to the world, not that she cared.
"Mmm. Yeah I can see it now. The smell of salt water, a coconut in my tentacles, and hot guys on either side of me~" She smirked while opening the can. "I might just go for it."
However, as she drank her soda, she didn't notice a figure watching her from the window, seemingly enjoying the 'show'.
"Ah." Frightwig sighed while closing her eyes, crossing her left leg over her right leg, her towel falling off in the process as she seemed blissfully unaware of the peeping tom outside.
'Damn! I should take a picture.' thought the peeping tom while enjoying the show. 'Maybe she will start rubbing her tits?'
"Mmmm~ This is good soda."
The pervert slowly yet discretely pulled out their phone and started recording.
"Maybe I should let off some steam." she muttered to herself while groping her own breasts. "Mmm~"
"Aw hell yeah." the pervert muttered while licking their lips.
Frightwig moaned while continuing to grope her chest, her tentacles moving towards her pussy and anus before spreading them open. "Oh fuck yeah~"
This went on for several minutes before-
RING!
RING!
"Shit!" the pervert cursed as they tried to turn the volume off.
Only to see Frightwig glaring at the figure, seeing them right out of the window as her tentacles looked ready to strike.
"HEY!"
"Shit-"
SMASH!
And cue the figure getting caught in the tentacles and dragged inside.
"I'm gonna strangle you!" She growled while dragging the figure in, revealing the peeping tom to be a tall pale skinned boy with short shaggy black hair, mint green eyes, wearing a black shirt, a mint green jacket with a '10' on the left breast area along with black stripes, dark brown jeans, black sneakers and a small mint colored wristband with a gray dial, a mint green hourglass symbol and two small points near the sides that resembled buttons, on his left wrist, who was struggling to get out.
"Ah! Hey! It's me! Ben!"
"...oh, it's you." she frowned before squeezing tighter. "My partner in crime, who seems to ALWAYS forget about paying MY half of the loot every month!"
"Gah! Easy easy!" he squeaked out, feeling something pop a little. "I'll get you the dough!"
"You said that last month, and every other month afterwards."
"Things came up." he gasped out with a frown at her. "Squeeze the life out of me, and you won't get a cent."
She narrowed her eyes. "And how am I supposed to know you aren't lying?"
"I'm not! I-I was just busy taking over an alien homeworld!"
"Which?"
"Highbreed! The ones that tried to ruin the circus last time!"
"Wait, you took over those giant walking banana monsters, for FIVE MONTHS!?"
"More like four, I kinda had trouble getting back to earth. Given the giant space arch was blown up during the attack." Ben gasped while feeling his lungs about to burst.
"..."
"You can let go now."
"..." she frowned before letting the tentacles drop Ben, only to step on his face with her left foot. "Since you're here, you're old enough to scratch an itch, right?"
"Well not to brag, but it's not the first time I've helped a girl in need." He said with a smirk.
"You mean my fat lady? Because I know you two have been fuck buddies for years now." Frightwig deadpanned as Ben blushed red. "I meant a real girlfriend fucking your sorry dick, not one you've been seeing on the side."
"..."
"Nothing right? Not even a blowup doll?"
"Hey! I don't have time for a relationship! Running a criminal empire is already a lot of work." He frowned while Frightwig deadpanned.
"Yet you also have time to skip payment."
"Let's get that out of this conversation!"
"Very well, if you can satisfy me that is."
"Alright, just don't complain if I'm too much." Ben smirked.
"And no watch." she deadpanned as Ben paled. "I want the REAL deal, not a giant four armed alien plowing me to death."
"What!? Now you're taking the fun out of it."
"No, I'm trying to keep myself alive. Your aliens, especially that 'Way Big' alien you unlocked five years back, would KILL me just by sticking their...whatever they have, in my body!" She frowned. "So you stay human or no sex."
"First off, I wouldn't have used him, and second, if that's the case then no sticking those tentacles where they don't belong."
"Like I would do that." she deadpanned. "My tentacles are more for restraining than penetrating my 'lover's' holes."
Ben instinctively grabbed at his butt in fear.
"So no aliens and you get the pussy, got it?"
"...ok fine." He grumbled while looking at her foot. "But get your foot off my face."
"Say please." she smirked.
"Grrrr."
"Say it." she said while stomping hard on his face.
"Ow! Ok ok, please!" He said as Frightwig removed her foot from his face, allowing him to get up.
"Now, strip."
"Yeah yeah." He grumbled while taking off his clothes. 'So bossy.'
'I wonder how long he'll last? I give him a minute at most.' she thought, watching as his chest was revealed, and admitting he did have some firm muscle. 'Mmmm. Five out of ten. Need a little more muscle and less baby fat.'
Ben grumbled as he pulled down his underwear, revealing his cock in the process.
"Damn." she said in surprise.
"What?" he frowned in annoyance. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, just surprised, that's all." She said while licking her lips. "I honestly thought you overcompensated with those aliens."
"Hey!" Ben frowned in anger. "I'm one hundred percent NOT compensating for anything!"
"I can see that." she smirked while spreading her legs out. "Now, come here and fuck me already."
"Wait, no making out?"
"Nope, I'm not into that stuff."
'Welp, that's a first.' He thought while shrugging as he moved towards her and pushed the cock into her pussy, noticing it was tight and squishy like a real octopus' tentacle. "Ah fuck! So this is what you feel inside."
"Of course, what were you expecting?" She deadpanned.
"Um, not as tight?"
"Just start thrusting."
"Got it." He grumbled before thrusting his cock into her swishy hole.
"Mmm, try not to blow your load too fast." Frightwig said while seemingly waiting for him to cum. 'Or not cum at all.'
"Relax, it's not my first rodeo." He said while Frightwig deadpanned.
"Just thrust." she grumbled while Ben looked a little pissed off.
'She wants to act that way? Well let's see how long that lasts.' He thought before grabbing her chest.
"Don't squeeze too hard, I don't need bruises." She sighed while her tentacles moved around Ben's body. "And try not to pull on the nipples, lest my babies decide to turn you into a stereotypical hentai character."
'Damn it! It's like she's a stone cold sex MILF, without the MILF!' he thought before getting an idea and moved his hands away from them and trailed across her sides.
Frightwig rolled her eyes and frowned. "Not ticklish, haven't been for years."
"I'm not trying to tickle you." He deadpanned while moving his fingers near her sides.
"Then what exactly are you doing?" she questioned before yelping when she felt his hands grab her ass cheeks and rub them, making her shudder and bite her lip.
"Right here." He smirked before seeing the tentacles moving towards his ass, getting smacked in the process. "AH!"
"If you're going to have some ass play, I'm going to do the same with your ass." she smirked. "I won't put them in, but I didn't say smacking them was out of the picture."
Ben blushed while feeling his cock getting absorbed by Frightwig's tight pussy, the tentacles slapping his ass with each thrust he made. "Ah! Fuck! You just got tighter!"
"All to suck your cum with, my dear."
"No Wizard of Oz reference-AH!" Ben moaned while getting slapped on the ass again.
"Oh lighten up, you're getting pussy so just thrust and shut up." she deadpanned while rolling her eyes.
"Alright, you asked for it!" he smirked before rubbing his cheeks harder while thrusting, the tip scraping up against the inner walls and making her moan louder.
'Damn it, he's hitting my sweet spot.' she thought while slapping his ass harder with her tentacles. "Ngh, i-is that all you got?"
SLAP!
Ben moaned while the tentacles kept on slapping his ass, his cock getting harder with each passing second as he thrusted into the uterus. "Ah fuck yeah!"
Frightwig moaned before getting an idea and used her tentacles to squeeze Ben's balls. "Milking time~!"
"AH! Ouch! Hey!" Ben groaned while his cock became harder, causing him to realize that he might be a secret masochist. 'Shit! Why is this making ME horny!? I need HER to be horny, NOT ME!'
"Come on, you can move faster than that!" Frightwig frowned. "Or are you getting tired already?"
SLAP!
"AH!"
"Sorry, what was that?" he said while making a smug smirk.
She frowned before slapping his ass, making him moan out. "Don't be so smug, you still have to cum."
'Damn it, that last moan was loud.' Ben thought with a blush.
And with that, he pinched her ass before slamming in and out faster, her insides squeezing him like a vice.
All the while the tentacles slapped his ass harder, making him grunt in satisfaction, his cock starting to twitch.
'Fuck, this guy is really getting eager for my pussy.' Frightwig thought before feeling the cock twitching faster in her pussy. 'And is about to blow.'
Ben kept moving before he got an idea and suddenly jammed a finger in her ass.
She moaned before Ben came into her uterus, his sperm causing her to moan even louder. 'T-That little!'
"Fucking hell!" he cried out, squeezing her ass harder as he hit his peak. "Are you trying to suck the life out-AH!"
SLAP!
"Just k-keep coming ya boob!" she ordered with a moan. "Don't you dare stop!"
Ben groaned as he felt his sperm getting sucked into the void of Frightwig's pussy. 'It's like I'm being wrung dry!'
After a few minutes of this, Ben's cock began to run dry, becoming limp in the process as Frightwig...seemed slightly satisfied.
"Mmmm, damn, not bad." She said with a shrug. "But you still need some practice. So...four out of six."
"Gee, my bad, I didn't know I was being graded." he panted sarcastically. "Besides, I'm an emperor now. I'll just let my servants do the math." 'In name anyway, but she doesn't need to know that.'
She rolled her eyes before smirking, making Ben a little nervous.
"What?"
"Oh I'm just thinking how cute you were when you were being slapped by my tentacles." she said while licking her lips, her tentacles slowly moving towards his asshole. "It makes my sadistic side moan with anticipation."
'I don't like the looks of it.' he gulped before his arms and legs were bound by the tentacles as he felt the slimy appendages moving right near his hole. "W-Wait! I'm not-"
"Hush, your mistress is in charge now." she grinned with sadistic lust. "And this time, I'm making your asshole MY bitch!"
"Hey! We had a deal!" Ben yelled while Frightwig licked her lips.
"Perhaps, but I'm too damn horny and your asshole needs some penetration~!" she cackled like a woman possessed as Ben's asshole became filled with tentacles.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
(Several hours later)
"Ow..." Ben groaned while currently naked, covered in his own sperm, had several red circles near his red anus, and lay next to Frightwig, who was standing at the edge of her bed and smoking with a heavenly glow around her body.
"Ah...kid, you really are a masochistic bitch." she said with a smirk, making Ben blush bright red. "Ever thought of becoming a rental fuck boy? It pays well."
"Damn...you..."
"Relax, it was a joke. Only I could pay for such a service, especially when I get a sexy piece of ass all to myself." she teased while Ben covered his face in embarrassment. "By the way, consider this month's payment nulled."
"Gee, ya think?" he frowned while Frightwig shook her head.
"Well maybe next time don't try to jip me and I won't need to take it out of your butt."
"I'll pay you when I get to it."
She sighed while expelling a puff of smoke. "You better pay up soon, or I might have to take some drastic measures."
"Like...what?"
"Mmmmm." she chuckled a little while turning to Ben. "Maybe pressure you into marrage and then fuck you to death to get the inheritance?"
"What? Like a black widow?"
"More like a black octopus." she said jokingly as Ben groaned.
"Like that'll ever happen."
"Oh? Is that a challenge~?"
"You want a challenge? Deal." he gave a dark grin before dialing in his watch and slammed down, getting covered in a flash.
And transformed into a mint colored humanoid crustacean with claw like hands and the Baddetrix symbol on its chest.
"Water Hazard." he said with a smirk.
'Shit.' she thought while the alien moved towards her. 'I like tentacle fucking but I'm NOT into being fucked by a crab man!'
"What's wrong? Is the little squid scared of a little shellfish?"
"Um-"
"Well too bad, because I'm going to do some water based inflation, to your ass!" He cackled while Frightwig gulped.
'Welp...this is going to hurt my asshole in the morning.' she thought before finding herself tackled, flipped on her stomach, and several of her tendrils held by one hand, her head pressed down with the other, and felt something rub against her ass. "H-Hey! No aliens!"
"And I said no tentacles, but I guess it's not so fun breaking a deal when it doesn't suit you, huh? You gave my ass so much love, it only makes sense I do the same." He smirked while grinning to himself. "And fun fact, my dick not only sprays cum, but also water."
'SHIT!' she thought as an opening near Water Hazard's stomach opened up, revealing a large pinkish tube covered in thin pink 'hairs' on the sides and a thick red cartilage point in the shape of a harpoon.
"By the time I'm done, you're gonna feel like a water bed." Water Hazard smirked while moving the 'cock' deep into her anus.
'Ah crap!' she went wide eyed and let out a groan as she felt it spread open her ass. "Oh fuck!"
"Don't worry, I will~" He chuckled while thrusting hard into her ass, fully intending to get his revenge on the woman.
"Ah! Ah! Fucking hell! That thing's huge!" She cried out while getting fucked by the hard cock.
"And will make you wish you didn't break the deal!" he laughed, tugging on the tendrils as he slammed in and out. "And soon, I'll turn you into the world's first water balloon woman!"
'Crap!' she thought as she went wide eyed and cried out louder as he buried it even deeper.
'I'm going to enjoy having my revenge!' he thought while slamming harder and harder into her anus. "And since you were rough with me, I'll be rough with you!"
"AH!" she cried out while the cock began to twitch inside her anus. "Fuck!"
"Oh I'm going to do that, right after I fill you up with tons of water! I hope you're ready to get wet!"
"Fuck you!" She yelled while the cock got bigger and bigger in her anus.
"Don't mind if I do!" He smirked while thrusting harder and harder into her. "And don't forget to scream!"
"AHHHHHHHH!" She cried while getting filled with water, her body bloating in the process until she looked like a massive water filled sumo wrestler.
(A few minutes later)
"Cough!" Frightwig coughed while returning to her normal size, glaring at Water Hazard as she seemed rather pissed off. "I nearly drowned!"
"I said I was sorry! I forgot how much water his form uses!"
"You nearly made me POP!"
"Well now you know how I felt!" He frowned before crossing his arms. "We're even, unless you wanna feel Four Arms having a turn."
Frightwig glared before getting up, and went to take a shower. "You can stay here for the night, but if I see you trying to turn me into a water balloon again, you're out of here."
"And breakfast?"
"Buy your own."
"Aw, so cold." he chuckled while rubbing his back. "Can't blame a guy for trying."
"Moocher." she frowned before closing the door, making Ben sigh a little.
"Still as uptight as when I was a kid." He muttered to himself. "She never changes."
"I heard that, brat!"
"I'm glad you did!" He yelled back while laying down on the bed, wanting to get some sleep after an entire night of fucking.
(Later)
Frightwig yawned while getting up and walked to the window, only to see Ben, in Four Arms form, trying to steal one of her elephants. "HEY!"
"Shit!"
"Give back MY elephant!"
"I need it for a heist!"
"The hell you do! Put it back!"
"No!"
"You're gonna get it!" Frightwig yelled before charging out of the trailer, naked and pissed off. "Give me back my elephant!"
"Later on!" He yelled before getting sucker punched in the face by the tentacles, sending him flying as the elephant landed on its feet.
"Oh, you wanna go? Bring it tight ass!"
"I'll punch you into next week, masochistic brat!" She yelled before a dust cloud formed all around them.
"OW!" Four Arms cried out as the screen went black.