Crazy trouble with love part 9
Shirou x Fairy Knight Lancelot/Melusine
Series: Fate Stay
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-Japan, Fuyuki City, Emiya Residence-
It was a cold winter night as Shirou Emiya was busy reading some books on the formulas of Servant Summoning techniques.
The reason? The Holy Grail War is starting soon and he, the newest Mage Killer, has decided to summon a Servant to gain the grail itself...and to find someone that is compatible to him.
He managed to find these books his adopted dad had hidden away, which is what helped him realize just what and who he truly was, albeit with some accidental spells going wrong.
Especially when his own magic circuits were permanently altered so that he can never disengage or destroy anything he 'Traced', not even weapons from otherworldly forces. But because of this, he chose to follow down the path of a Mage Killer and would use his magic to stop evil from tainting the city at large.
But, he was a lonely soul as his persona of a killer of mages led to him being feared by other mages and soon caused him to be unable to have allies or even friends.
The closest person to be considered an acquaintance was Taiga, a pseudo-sister of his, but the last time she helped him, she was possessed by a jaguar.
This led to her vanishing for a few months and came back blabbering about 'Babylonia being intense and Quetz being a bitch' or something like that.
But for right now, he needed to summon a servant...even if it was an evil monster.
"Come on, come on, I need to summon one before it's too late, otherwise all the slots will be taken." He muttered while getting his required catalyst onto the summoning circle.
Which so happened to be a piece of dragon tooth, which he 'took' from a mage a few weeks back. According to the mage, it was from the legendary dragon Albion's mouth, the last dragon and former guardian of Britain...although it could be a fake since it was a guarded treasure of the Clock Tower due to it being a still breathing head whose body is used as headquarters for said organization.
Needless to say, it was either worth it or a waste of his time.
"Ok Shirou, this is it, or not. Just don't fuck up." He muttered while putting a drop of his blood on the circle and chanted.
As this occured, the clock chimed midnight as the circle turned blue and sparked to life, indicating something worked...well or wrong being anyone's guess.
"Come on, come on, come on!" He muttered before something appeared from the electrical storm.
That being a short pale skinned girl with long silver hair that went to her hips, two tiny black horns that pointed inwards towards the sides of her forehead, a B cup chest and small ass, wearing a light and dark blue armor that went to her hips, light neon blue lines, pointed shoulder guards, light blue gauntlets on her hands that had two light blue gold encrusted sheath like blades on the wrist areas that faced upwards, two three clawed claw like hip guards on each side of her hips, two curved anklets on her legs, dark blue lining like armor that was exposed on the front and back on the legs, dark blue high heels, and a small faceless draconic mask over her eyes with two tiny cross shaped horns on the top and a single neon blue magical symbol at its center, who seemed to not smile at all or even twitch in her expression.
"..." 'So small!'
"Servant. Lancer-" she tried to say before Shirou suddenly hugged her, making her blush red. "H-Hey! C-Cease this needless affection!"
"You're so cute!" he beamed, rubbing his head against her own with her squirming in his grip.
"L-Let me go!" she yelled while trying to get out of his grasp.
"So cute!"
BAM!
And cue Shirou getting headbutted in the face, making the girl glare at him through her mask.
"I am not cute, I am a weapon." she frowned while pointing her blades, now extended outwards to reveal neon coated blades, at Shirou. "I am Fae Knight Lancelot and I will not be mocked by a weak creature like you."
"Ow..." he groaned before smiling. "Well, I deserved that but I couldn't help myself, you look like a little sister."
"I am not!" She yelled. "If anything I'm the older...wait. What was that?"
"I said you were like a sister." he admitted while the Servant looked very much confused.
"...I am a weapon. Why would you think I am a sibling?"
"Well, because I summoned you for that reason." he said calmly. "To win the Grail and be my sister." 'Although I didn't expect the Servant to be so cute. Wait, Lancelot? Fae Knight? When did that happen in the legend?'
"You...You can't be serious." She said calmly but with confusion plastered on her face. "You summoned me to be your sister? Ridiculous, a weak human asking for that when you have a sister already."
"Um actually I don't." he said as Lancer froze in realization of her mistake. "I never met my older sister and well, I have a sorta sibling but she's more like a guardian or mom. I never had a sibling to be around before...so I was hoping I would summon a Servant that can fill that gap a little."
"Oh...I see..." she trailed off, looking away.
"So...I hope to get acquainted with you." Shirou said while the fairy knight turned around and nodded.
"I shall try and protect you, master."
He nodded before looking carefully at her form. "Um...I know this is kinda stupid but could you change into something less intimidating?"
"Why?"
"Well, because it's kinda calm right now. And I feel a little intimidated seeing that mask, not saying its bad but-"
She sighed before in a flash of bright blue light, she changed her appearance to that of a short pale skinned girl with long silver hair that went to her hips, two tiny black horns that pointed inwards towards the sides of her forehead, light amber eyes, a B cup chest and small ass, wearing a light blue dress with gold trimming, two white long sleeves held together by a blue sleeve, a white undershirt that revealed the sides of her armpits, a black collar with a single light red rose at its center, a short frilled miniskirt, a long blue cape with gold trimming hanging over her left shoulder and down to her hip by a golden chain, a white rose on the folded red inside of said cape, two light blue frilled gloves with two light blue gold encrusted sheath like blades on the wrist areas that faced upwards, white see through stockings that went up to below the hip area, and light blue high heels with a gold plate on the ankles, instantly.
"..."
"Bett-" she said before getting hugged by Shirou.
"CUTE!"
"GAH! LET GO!" She cried out in embarrassment.
(Later)
Taiga blinked as Shirou finished setting the table, a strange little girl sitting right next to her with a neutral expression on her face. "Um...Shirou?"
"Yes Taiga-nee?"
"Who is this girl?"
"She's the Servant I summoned and my new little sister."
"Older sister." Lancelot said bluntly.
"...you're messing with me, right?" Taiga said while pointing to the girl. "This is one of those Servants you wanted to use against the mages? A little girl?"
"Yes-"
"I'm over four million years old." She said while the two humans looked at her in confusion.
"...impossible." Shirou deadpanned. "Lancelot isn't that old."
And cue the false knight turning pink in the cheeks as she just realized she just destroyed her facade of a 'Fae Knight known as Lancelot'.
"Is that really your name?"
"..."
"Well?" Taiga frowned. "Is that your name?"
"No." She said with a hint of embarrassment. "It is not, it is only a title. My true name is one I will only share to one that I deem worthy. But my given name is Melusine."
"Then why say you were Lancelot?"
"It is a title." She said while looking at Taiga. "But I wouldn't expect a human to understand, especially one that acts like a feral cat."
"It's tiger! GAO!"
"A cat is still a cat in my eyes."
Shirou sweatdropped at this while Melusine and Taiga glared at the other. "Please you two, no fighting."
"It is necessary to put a human that is low on the food chain in their place, especially this cat." Melusine said calmly.
"Tiger you little brat!" Taiga growled. "GAO!"
Shirou sighed. 'This is going swell...not.'
(Later)
"This will be where-"
"I will sleep near my master." Melusine interrupted as Shirou felt his heart skip a beat from the cuteness. "It is a knight's duty to be near their master at all times."
"As a guest in this house, you're sleeping in the guest room."
"And as a knight, I shall sleep with my master."
'Damn it! She's like a little sister asking for her parents during a storm!' Shirou thought while trying to keep himself from hugging the Lancer class Servant on the spot. "Yeah well I don't trust you, so guest room, now."
She looked at Taiga and frowned. "I will sleep with my master, feral cat."
"No you won't pipsqueak."
Both glared at each other while Shirou sighed.
'This is getting ridiculous.' he thought before noticing that Melusine was about to attack Taiga, causing him to pick her up by the arms.
"H-Hey! Let me go!"
"Look, how about she sleeps with me for the first night?" Shirou said while Taiga frowned.
"I don't know."
"Relax, nothing will happen, I'm not a weirdo."
'That's what I'm afraid of.' Taiga thought while knowing that Shioru is kinda nuts, in his own way due to being an active killer of Mages and uses magic to make weapons out of nothing...and is kinda a siscon on occasion. "Fine, but one night."
"Ok." Shirou smiled while Melusine grumbled in his embrace.
'I need to stop letting my guard down, I'm a superior species, not a weak human...although this is ok as long as he doesn't pat my head.' she thought before getting dragged away.
'Please don't let him become a lolicon.' Taiga thought with a shiver down her spine.
(A month later)
Shirou sighed as he cooked breakfast for himself, thinking back to one tiny incident from the other day.
That being Melusine has become TOO overprotective of him and weirdly enough, became a clean freak. For one, she started mopping the house and used extensive force to obliterate the house...for having a tiny spot of black mold.
Leading to a scolding from Taiga and then another argument. And well, he also discovered, much to his shock, that she isn't a fae at all...but a DRAGON! The Dragon of Albion to be exact, since he just now realized that the tooth he used summoned a part of it from another time and place, and after prodding her a little, he found out she is the rotting left hand of said dragon given human form...which made him ask more questions and well, he's shocked that he even summoned a Servant like that in the first place.
It also didn't help that this version of The Dragon of Albion was from a timeline where humanity went extinct and the dragon died from over exhaustion on an endless expanse of water, only to be used as a swamp for ungrateful fairies, descendants of the ones that caused the disaster in the first place!
But he still liked her and didn't judge her too harshly for keeping her origins a secret.
"Melusine! Breakfast!" he called out before a neon blue blur appeared next to him to reveal a a short pale skinned girl with long silver hair that went past her hips and became a pitch black at the tips, three black horns that pointed outwards and located on the sides and forehead that gleamed with a light blue color, light amber eyes with a single black spot on her left eye, a B cup chest and small ass, thick black patches on the lower arms, lower legs and around the groin area, small clawed nails, wearing a single black cloth over her chest and groin with light blue lines going down it, two circular black tattoos on the sides with neon blue lines going around it, thick yet sleek black blade like wings on her back that seemed to be metallic in nature and covered in neon blue lines, a single small black thong that seemed to from a long tendril like tail near the base of the tailbone and surrounded her like a snake, black claw like high heels that seemed to bend a little like a lizard's hip, and had two long dark blue and black double bladed swords in her hands with a single circular handguard in the center of the blades, curved blades with different lengths and sizes on each one, and two strange black symbols in the center of two smaller circles near the upper portion of the main handguard, right next to him as the blades were absorbed into her arms like slime in a bog.
"Is it eggs today, master?" she asked while attempting to look cute.
"Yup, egg rolls to be precise." He said with a smile as he saw the Lancer's tail wagging a little like a puppy. 'So cute!'
"Yawn." Taiga yawned while walking into the kitchen, looked at the Servant, and groaned. "Can't you wear anything BUT a thong?"
"Clothes are irrelevant. Superior beings have no need for being clothed like a prized pig." she said calmly.
"Oi! You wanting to try something this early?"
"...like what?" she asked innocently.
Taiga felt her right eye twitch and opened her mouth, only to close it and sit down. "Forget it, too tired for this."
Shirou sighed. "Coffee?"
"Yes."
"Coffee as well." the draconic girl said while her tail formed a small heart near the tip. "Please."
"Coming right up." He said while trying to hold back from hugging the cute girl in front of him. 'SO CUTE!'
Ding dong.
"I'll get it." Melusine said while quickly walking to the front door and saw one of Shirou's fellow mage/classmate Rin at the door, who was staring at her lack of clothes with a hint of pink on her cheeks. "What is it, human?"
"Y...Y...You're naked!"
"No. I am wearing clothes." she pointed to the cloth and thong. "See."
"It's still not enough!" she let out while covering her eyes.
Melusine stared at her while not seeing the problem this human was talking about, given she is a superior being and clothes are a product of a weak species trying to stay warm in the cold. "Why are you here?"
"J-Just put some clothes on!"
"No, why are you here?"
"To see Emiya! I need to talk to him about the Grail War!"
"...so you want to see master?" she said while Rin finally realized this girl was a Servant. "I see, denied. We are eating breakfast right now."
"Wha-" she was cut off as the girl slammed the door in her face. "Hey! Open the door!"
The girl walked back to the kitchen and sat down at the table.
"Who was that?" Shirou asked while the knocking became louder and louder.
"Just a human that interrupted breakfast."
KNOCK KNOCK!
"OPEN UP EMIYA!"
"Wait, was that Rin?" Shirou said while the knocking continued.
"Is that her name? I thought she was human girl number ten." Melusine said while Shirou quickly walked to the door and opened it.
"Finally! That little Servant of yours slammed it right in my face!"
"Sorry, she tends to do that " he chuckled bashfully. "So, why are you here exactly?"
Rin sighed. "I want to form an alliance with you."
"...for the Grail War or for class?"
"The first one." she deadpanned while Shirou didn't notice that Melusine was right next to Rin, staring at her with a glare. "But I need to know, why did you summon a young-"
"Older sister." she said, spooking Rin a little. "He summoned me to be his older sister."
"..."
"It's true." Shirou admitted while Rin slowly let that sink in, and had her head submerged into lewd territory.
"O...Kay. The point is if we form an alliance it'll be easier for us." Rin said. "But if you don't-"
"Ok." Shirou said as Rin slumped back a little in shock. "Let's be allies Rin."
"Wait, really? You're not going to think it over?"
"Nope, you're a good person." He smiled as Rin turned bright pink, making the Servant annoyed.
"Mmmmmmm." She 'growled' cutely while Rin tried to calm herself down from the unexpected bout of praise.
"Oh, well...good." Rin said while unintentionally holding Shirou's left hand with her right hand. "The-"
SHINK!
That was when the mage saw two double bladed swords crisscrossing near her neck like a pair of scissors.
"Eliminate." Melusine said coldly while looking ready to destroy the entire planet instantly. "Hand holding master, unexceptable."
"Melusine! Stop!" Shirou yelled while the girl looked at him.
"Hand holding. Illegal, without my say." she said coldly as Rin paled a little bit.
"Put your weapons down, now."
She frowned before the blades were absorbed into her arms and she glared at Rin. "No hand holding. It's filthy."
"W...W...W..." Rin stuttered out before seeing the girl walking away, flicking her tail at her face like a whip in the process. "OW!"
"You can leave now, pig."
Rin stuttered a little as Shirou sighed and followed the girl, closing the door in the process. "W-What is up with that Servant!?"
(Later)
Shioru sighed as he waited for Taiga to get out of the shower, wanting to get himself cleaned before heading to bed. He tapped his fingers on the desk while Melusine entered the room.
"Bathing now." she said calmly while dragging the unconscious and half naked Taiga by the head and threw her at Shirou. "Was wasting water."
"Eh?!" Shirou said in shock as the Lancer walked into the bathroom and locked it.
"Ugh...what hit me?" Taiga groaned while getting up, only to see Shirou looking at her naked form and blushed. "...um...like it?"
"Put some clothes on!"
(A few minutes later)
Knock knock!
"Are you done in there!?" Shirou called out while the sound of running water could be heard in the background.
"Not yet."
"Come on, you have been in there for fifteen minutes."
"I need to scrub my arms."
Shirou groaned and sat on the floor.
(Ten minutes later)
'Gah! I need to shower!' He yelled in his head before getting up and opened the door.
Only to reveal a short pale skinned girl with long silver hair that went past her hips, two white horns that pointed upwards and looked like antenna that shimmered light blue, light pinkish amber eyes, a B cup chest and small ass, small clawed nails, wearing nothing at all, two circular black tattoos on the sides, long white wings on her back with black markings on the membrane and three red teardrop shaped eyes near the base of the joints, purple bat like wings on the sides of the hips, two semi circular purple bands on her legs and anklets, a long white tail near the base of the tailbone and surrounded her like a snake, white claw like high heels that seemed to bend a little like a lizard's hip, standing in the middle of the shower as a single white cloth over her chest and groin with dark purple markings on the chest area and a single small white thong sat on the closed toilet seat.
And well...she was currently naked and looking at Shirou with a bright red face.
"M-M-Master!?" She stuttered while Shirou turned bright pink.
"C-C-Cu...te..." he said before fainting on the spot.
(Later)
Shirou blushed as he sat on the ground, a now clothed Lancer looking very much annoyed and a little embarrassed at the same time.
"I told you to wait." she said while sounding a little cute in Shirou's mind.
"I know."
"You really should've been patient, master."
"I know...sorry." he said with shame as the Servant sat on his lap.
"It's fine, but as punishment, I will be sitting on you until I'm satisfied."
"I k-say what?!" He said with wide eyes as Melusine nuzzled his chin with her head.
"Confy."
'Why me?!' He thought while not noticing that Taiga had just walked into the bathroom for some toothpaste and saw the Servant sitting on her pseudo-brother/son's lap.
"What the hell are you two doing?!" Taiga yelled while the Lancer turned to her.
"Sitting on master's lap. What else?" she said with a sly smirk on her face.
"It looks like more than just that and you know it."
"How so?"
"You know! Sex!"
"...you mean reproduction? If so, then I have little to say to suck a filthy mind such as yours, feral cat."
"TIGER! T-I-G-E-R!" Taiga growled while looking enraged. "GAO!"
"In either case, leave. Master is being punished for taking a glance at my naked body." she said calmly as Shirou paled at her cold action.
"How is this punishing?!" Taiga yelled.
"Simple." she said before smirking a little bit more. "He's too shocked to move me."
Shirou gulped while seeing Taiga growl at both him and his 'sister', which isn't a good thing due to Taiga's very short fuse.
"Shirou? Get her off, NOW."
"I..um...I-" he tried to say before Taiga punched right on top of him. "AH!"
(Some time later)
"Ow..." Shirou groaned while currently covered in bandages as Melusine sat next to him on the bed.
Apparently, Taiga's pounce caused Melusine's draconic instincts to kick him and sent her flying into the air, weirdly turning into golden particles in the process, and obliterating the bathroom...which caused Shirou to be hospitalized for a few days due to broken bones and burns...but right now, he got out of the hospital and was trying to get some sleep.
"How are you feeling, master?"
"Lots...of pain."
"...weak." she said calmly before stroking his unbandaged head. "Such a weak response, but humans are weak so it is expected for them to feel pain."
"Ah..." he groaned while Melusine kept on rubbing his head. "Careful."
As she kept on rubbing his head, Shirou noticed, from in between the bandages around his eyes, that Melusine was smiling at him, which he thought was very cute.
'C...Cute...' He thought while getting a nosebleed. 'She's so cute...ow. Can't...resist...the urge...to hug her!'
'Weak, what a weak master.' she thought while rubbing his head. 'But it's not detestable.'
"Uh...can you go get me some water?"
"Yes master." she said before walking off, all the while Shirou was trying not to grab her and hug her tightly in his arms.
'Keep it together man!' He thought with a blush. 'You're a Mage Killer, not a lolicon...although technically she's older then humanity...gah! Why did she have to be so cute!'
(Later on)
"Water." Melusine said while placing a glass of water on the nearby table.
"Thanks." He said while the girl sat next to him on the bed, only to pull the blankets up and laid right on his stomach, putting the covers back down in the process.
"Warm." she said with a cute smile.
'CUTE!' He thought before hugging her tightly, making the girl blush.
"M-Master?"
'Damn it, why do you have to be so damn cute?'
She turned bright red while Shirou kept on hugging her tightly.
'There, I said it.' He thought before seeing the girl making an unsteady smirk at him.
"Oh? So master likes me huh~?"
'Shit!' He thought while the servant turned around and hugged him.
"Pervert~" She smiled before Taiga walked in and saw the girls' head poking out from the blankets.
"What the heck?!" Taiga yelled as Shirou paled in shock. "What are you doing to her, Shirou!?"
"I-It's not what you think!"
"Master is just giving me his love~" Melusine said with a smile while Taiga's eyes widened.
"What?!"
"I-It's not like that!"
"So you don't want offspring?" she teased as Taiga started to see red.
"NOT IN THIS HOUSE!" She yelled before jumping towards Shirou.
"WAIT-"
BAM!
(Later)
"Ow." Shirou groaned while resting his head on his bed, Melusine currently sitting on his chest while staring at him.
"..."
"Yes?"
"So I'm cute?"
"...no comment." He blushed while the girl moved closer to his face, her eyes unblinking.
"Am I cute?"
'Shit!'
"Am. I. Cute?"
"Um..."
She gave him a nasty glare as Shirou gulped in fear. "AM. I. CUTE?"
"Yes yes!" He yelled while Melusine kept on staring at him.
"How cute am I?"
"Amazingly cute." he yelled while Melusine moved towards him and whispered in his ear.
"Good, now let me sleep with you."
He blushed, feeling her breath against his neck before she laid her head on his chest.
"Zzzzzz." she snored while his mind felt slightly at ease, given he thought that she was going to 'mate' with him.
'Oh thank go-' he thought before noticing that Melusine was biting his left cheek in her sleep, causing him to stiffen up and blush while feeling her nibble on the cheek.
"Nom nom nom."
'CUTE!'
(Later on)
"Master." Melusine said while walking next to him, as Shirou had to get some groceries for dinner.
"Yes?"
"Do you like big or small?"
"Big or small, what?"
"Big or small breasts."
He nearly fell over when he heard and looked at her in surprise. "W-Where did that come from?"
"I have seen you staring at other women's breasts." she said with a pout. "Especially that Sakura girl."
"What?! No I didn't!"
"I saw you, multiple times." she deadpanned while Shirou blushed and put on a neutral expression. "So big or small?"
"Uh...hey what do you feel for dinner?"
"Do not change the topic, master." she deadpanned.
"Talk. Big? Or small?"
"Um...I um..."
"Big? Or. Small?"
"Um...I...um-"
"BIG? OR. SMALL?"
"Don't make me choose!" He yelled while the servant glared.
"You must, master!" she yelled while some people began to take notice of them. "Big or small?"
"Uh...medium?"
"Not an answer. Big or small?" she frowned while people started to think that Shirou, somehow, was trying to molest the 'young' girl.
"What a creep."
"Pedo."
"Lolicon."
'Shit!' Shirou thought while caught between a rock and a hard place, the servant giving him a very cute yet nasty glare. "Um...I-I pick both!"
"...eh?"
"Both are nice! Both are nice!"
"...so both breast sizes...make you aroused?"
"D-Don't say that so loud." he hissed in a whisper.
"Why?" she said before seeing the people looking at them. "Oh...want me to cut them down?"
"No!" He yelled while picking the girl up by her waist, not realizing that he just made the now large crowd of people think he was going to kidnap the girl.
"Someone should call the cops."
"Stop him!"
"Save the girl!"
Shirou paled in horror as the crowd began to race towards him, causing him to run away, the servant still in his arms and very much confused.
"Master? Why are they chasing us?"
"Huge misunderstanding!" He yelled while the crowd chased after him.
"What was?" she asked before getting an idea and turned to him, giving him a devious grin. "Oh I see, so you want to give me offspring elsewhere? Oh master, you should've asked~"
"He's going to do WHAT!?"
"Get him! Beat the pedo up!"
"I'm not a pedo!" Shirou yelled while running away faster, all the while Melusine began to nuzzle his chest, making the crowd even more angry.
"KILL HIM!"
(Later)
"Why would you do that!?" Shirou yelled at the 'young' girl while they were back at the house and currently on the couch.
"Because it was funny."
"Not to me!" Shirou frowned while the girl sat on his lap. "I was almost beaten by an angry mob!"
"Yet you didn't." she said while nuzzling his back.
"Still, that wasn't funny or appropriate."
She stared at him while trying to look cute. "So I'm in trouble?"
'Resist it Shirou, resist it!' He thought while trying not to give in to the cuteness...and losing greatly. "Y-Yes."
She pouted, making her look even cuter as Shirou gulped. "How much trouble?"
"T-Trouble, that's all."
"Oh. So no 'time outs'?"
'GAH! Need to resist...hugging her!' he thought with a bright red blush.
"I see." She pouted before placing her head on his chest. "Warm~"
'AHHHHH!' He thought before seeing Melusine snoring a little, still right on his chest.
"Zzzz."
'I MUST RESIST!' He thought before seeing Taiga and tried to signal her, but she was too busy practicing kendo to see him.
"Zzzzz."
'Keep it together, keep it together!' He thought while his hands started to twitch. 'She's technically your sister figure...it would be wrong to hug her!'
"Zzzzzz." she snored before giving him a light hug, making him go wide eyed in shock. "Cozy."
'FUCK IT! Fuck it fuck it fuck it!' He thought before hugging her tightly.
"Mmm...warm~" She muttered while Shirou blushed brightly red.
'CUTE!'
(Some time later)
Shirou sighed as Rin and Sakura, currently sitting next to him on the couch, were busy watching tv.
All the while Melusine was sitting on his lap with a frown.
"Master?"
"Yes?" Shirou asked while the girl turned her head upwards to see Shirou's eyes.
"Why did you bring these...girls here?" she asked while pointing to Rin and Sakura, who turned to her with semi annoyed looks.
"Because I wanted to see Senpai." Sakura deadpanned, with a noticeable blush on her cheeks.
"And I'm trying to make sure Shirou doesn't try anything with Sakura." Rin said with a huff.
"Gee, way to make me sound like a creep." Shirou said with a deadpan expression.
"I'm just saying." Rin huffed in annoyance as she blushed red.
Melusine looked at each of the girls with an annoyed face before looking at Shirou. "You don't need these girls."
"What?" All three humans said at once, looking very confused by her words.
"You." Melusine said while pointing to the girls, jabbing them on the sides with her index fingers. "Don't need them. You have me."
"Um...context, please."
She sighed before grabbing his left hand and gave it a light kiss on the palm. "You have me as a lover, you don't need anyone but me."
"...EHHHHH!?" Rin yelled in shock as Sakura's eyes became glazed over with jealousy.
"What are you talking about!?"
Melusine smiled. "You are my lover, meaning you can't have more mates, especially these two."
"WHAT?!" snapped Rin and Sakura at once.
"Wait what!?" Shirou cried out with a bright blush.
"What? You ARE my lover." Melusine said with a confused yet smug face. "Been like that since we met."
"Ah...ah...ah..."
"He is mine!" Both Rin and Sakura yelled in anger.
"Nope, he's mine." She stuck her tongue out. "I'm the cutest after all."
"That makes no sense!" Rin frowned as Shirou fainted on the spot.
"Master? Hey, master?" the servant said in confusion while Shirou smiled happily.
'CUTE!'
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