And He Thinks He Has it Bad?

The day was like any other day. The sun was shining, bluebirds chirped, He was trapped in his brother's body…

Wait a minute…that's not normal! Let's take a moment to recap, shall we?

True, in the beginning, the day was like it was described above, but that's not the point. The point was, his brother had found him again!

He had been walking in the forest alone when it happened.

He was singing his favorite angst song, "I hate everything about you"… okay, he wasn't singing, but humming, which, like singing, is extremely rare for Uchiha Sasuke.

So, who randomly walks out of the brush, into his path?

You guessed it, Sombrero El Pickle! No, I'm just screwing with you. It was his sexy, pony tailed, older brother Uchiha Itachi!

In about three seconds flat they were intertwined in a heated…sex position. Sorry, couldn't resist. Okay, heated… BATTLE! There we go. It appeared Sasuke's training had paid off! There, standing before his brother triumphantly, he grinned… and then stopped.

His brother was making… hand signs. Ones he did not recognize. He realized that this could cause a problem, but, unfortunately, he did not act fast enough.

"TRIPLE REVERSE NO JUTSU!"

Screamed Itachi. Suddenly a blinding enveloped all his surroundings as well as himself, and without warning, he fell unconscious!