Behind the scenes

Director: Ok! Now: People, the important thing is, to just go up there and have fun and DO your best! Heh. Heh...DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE!

Inuyasha: Teh. You mean you dragged me all the way out of the well just so -

Kagome: PLEASE! Let's just go with the show..(Fake smiling at everybody)

Sango: My back hurts. My arm hurts. My leg hurts. My-

Miroku: Kagome. I know that you're just as miserable as I am.

Kagome: Yeah...But what can I do? I need the money for this CD.

Inuyasha: CD! You said you needed the money so you can buy some more of those tasty noodles! Or I wouldn't have come out here for some CD!

Sango: My wrist hurts. My fingers hurt. My stomach hurts.

Inuyasha: And- SANGO, SHUT UP!

Sango: WHAT! YOU ONLY HAVE TO CARRY A SWORD! You try jumping 10 feet into the air and throwing that idiot of a boomerang around!

Director: Now. LETS NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME! Ok. Take 1. Episode 25: Naraku's Insidious Plot!

Sango: INUYASHA! I HAVE COME FOR MY REVENGE!

everybody cringing and touching his ears

Inuyasha: Ps..A little too loud. What revenge!

Myoga: That's Sango! Master Inuyasha, you must not kill her!

Inuyasha: Teh...

Sango: INUYASHA!

cringing again

Sango: I said: INUYASHA!

Kirara faints

Sango: Takes a deep breath IN-

Naraku: Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Naraku.

Naraku: She will destroy you, Inuyasha.

Director: Ok, cut! Take a break people!

Later

Director: Alright! Part 2. Take...ACTION!

Sango: The fight's between you and me, not Naraku.

Inuyasha: Glare I like to see you try and kill me!

Sango: Jumps 10 feet into the air gasp HIR- deep breath AIKOTSU!

BOOOMM

Inuyasha: Ow...Twitch

Sango: Oh, no! I'm sorry, Inuyasha! You were suppose to dodge it!

Inuyasha: Huh... Eh... groan drooling

Director: CUT! Inuyasha! How could you get hit?

Sango: See, Inuyasha? It's not as light as it looks.

Director: People...please! We've barely got started and we already wasted $189.05!

Shippo: What's that?

Director: Ok. Now. Where's Inuyasha.

Kagome: Whu dunyo says between mouthfuls of cookie

Director: sigh Why didn't I become a Truck Driver like my little sister wanted me to?

Inuyasha: Go screw a porcupine. That's my friend Victoria's saying

Director: And here we go! Episode 23 Kagome's Voice Kikyo's Kiss.

Inuyasha: Kikyo! I had never stopped thinking about you! Even for 1 minute!

Kagome's pinned to the tree coughing

Kikyo: Runs over to Inuyasha and hugs him I longed to embrace you like this when I was alive...but..)

Inuyasha: Kikyo...

Kikyo: kisses Inuyasha

Kagome coughs harder

Inuyasha: startled

Director: CUT! Good Job! No more cookies for you, Kagome!

Kagome: Ahem...

Director: We've got to keep this going so... Part 2...ACTION!

mystical energy swirls around them making a hole under them. KIKYO'S PLANNING TO DRAG INUYASHA DOWN TO HELL WITH HER!

Kagome: Kikyo! Inuyasha wants to be with you! I didn't hear him say anything about him dying with you! Inuyasha never stops thinking about you! Aren't you satisfied?

Kikyo: Looks over at Kagome

Inuyasha: Um..Kikyo?

Kikyo: hisses You're suppose to be unconsious!

Inuyasha: WOULD YOU LET GO OF ME? I CAN'T BREATHE!

Kagome: Very nervous

Inuyasha: Sorry, but I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM! Uh-oh...looks down Then back up at Kikyo

Inuyasha: Ok, I'm fine now.

Director: CUT!

Kikyo: I quit! ARRGGG!