Subaru Natsuki opens his eyes, hoping to see a giant castle and dragons, but instantly deflates when he sees he's in the slum.

"Of course I was going to get sent to some dump by…

Subaru stops, trying to remember the platinum-haired loli.

"SHIT, I forgot to ask her name. Subaru you dumbass!"

Sighing in defeat, Subaru starts walking around looking for a place to go, or an explosive loli, whichever came first. Luckily he didn't have to wait long as he saw someone running towards him.

"Would you happen to be a grenade launcher," Subaru asks the yellow haired, red eyed loli.

"Wha- stop spitting nonsense, I wanted to know if you could help me save my only family member"

Deciding he has nothing better to do Subaru starts chasing after the girl as she runs towards the direction of a certain loot house. When they get there they see a silver-haired half elf shooting ice crystals at a half naked woman with the help of a flying cat-What a scene to walk up on without context.

"So which one is your family member and which one is the attacker," Subaru asks in a serious manner

"The giant leaning against the wall is my surrogate grandfather, and the naked bitch is the attacker."

Nodding his head in affirmative, Subaru decides it's a good time to test out his other ability, and starts making weird poses and speaking complete gibberish. All the while everyone is staring at him as if he's crazy.

"My my~ what weird one you are~ I wonder what your guts look like," purred a certain black-haired vampire, while slowly walking towards Subaru.

Subaru began internally cursing his luck, as he couldn't figure out how to use his ability. He was beginning to run out of options, and was about to run, when the flying cat decided to shoot a crystal at the gut loving freak.

"Nope, none of that, I'm your enemy right now so you better keep your attention on me!"

As Elsa and Puck start fighting again Subaru sighs in relief, but quickly composes himself, and starts thinking of a plan.

'Since I don't know how this world works, or how to use my power, I'm completely useless. The best option is to run, but what kinda man would I be if I abandoned these people to their doom. My last option is to hope somehow my M32 gets here quickly, man she needs a better name,' and so Subaru starts praying to every God he can think of for his weapon to get here quickly before he dies, but of course his luck was never that goo-

"Which one of you ass-hats is the one responsible for my master soiling his pants!?" Screams a brown-haired loli, in only an oversized black tank top, running in.

Subaru Natsuki decided that day he will become religious.

"It was the big black one wasn't it!? Of course it fucking was, its always the black ones!"

"Oy, don't hurt him, he's the most innocent one here," says an annoyed, but still relieved, Subaru.

"Oh Master~ you're alright."

"Yes, I'm fine. Now turn into your other form so we can blow up some bitches," Subaru says.

"As you wish, master."

As she transforms, Subaru tells Puck to distract Elsa and for everyone else to get behind cover. Then, my man, being the mad lad he is, starts fucking spamming the shit out of the grenades. As he jumps behind cover with everyone else, he only has one thought, 'BEST DAY EVER!'

*BOOM*

-Line Break-

Reinhardt van Astrea, the current and most likely strongest, Sword Saint is taking an evening stroll through the slums. Listening to the birds beautiful chirping, smelling the beautiful flowers, and watching a loot house go up in flam-

Wait, loot houses aren't supposed to go up in flames.

Reinhardt starts dashing towards the explosion, hoping to save some lives, he starts to wonder why his first day off in months had to get disturbed by such an event. Shaking his head to get away from such thoughts, the red-haired badass, starts looking for any survivors. As he's looking he sees a young man with black hair, fallen face first near the entrance. As he walks up to him, Subaru uses his last bit of consciousness to look up.

"I regret nothing."

Subaru then proceeds to, once again, fall face first onto the hard ground and start snoring.

Sighing, Reinhardt wonders what sort of shit he got tangled up in this time, and starts pulling the black haired young man from the debris.

'Why is always it me, why can't it be Julius. I wish I had that bastard's luck'

Chapter End

A/N

I hope you enjoyed chapter 2 of Re:Explosion. This was supposed to be uploaded yesterday but I got… distracted.

The next chapter should hopefully come out on Saturday, and if not then Sunday.

Reviews:

qwerty19: Thank you for letting me know of my mistake, if you notice any others I'd appreciate it if you could point them out.

Buggystan: I have no clue what you're talking about since I double checked my work and didn't notice any sort of mistake like that, but thanks for the review I guess?

WeebSenpai0201: I'm happy to know that you enjoyed chapter 1, I just hope this chapter lived up to your expectations.

That's it for the authors note, see ya next time, Ja ne!