Thinking: 'I am thinking'

Telepathic communication: 'I am not thinking'

Chapter Start

Subaru wakes up with a massive headache.

'Ugh, what happened'

As he was trying to regain his memories, he saw 2 maids being held hostage by a cute little loli.

'Ah shit, here we go again'

Time Skip(Same Events As Chapter 3)

Subaru was a man on a mission.

He had just left the room, with Megu in tow, and was now looking for the cream-haired loli that had killed him in his previous life.

'I need to convert her onto my side. She's strong AND adorable, it doesn't get much better'

As the boy was thinking up ways to convert a loli, Megu was sporting an increasing large pout on her face.

"Master! Stop ignoring me!" Whined the little girl.

"Oh, sorry Megu I was just lost in thought."

"Hmmph, anyways where are we going, are we going to blow something up!" Megu asked, her voice slowly picking up in excitement at the end.

"If we have the time we will, but I want to look for someone, a little girl to be exact."

"But masterrrr, you already have me, you don't need another girl with you."

No response

"Master?"

Again, no response

"MAS-"

"Megu shh, I heard something"

"Huh?"

True to Subaru's words there was a faint noise coming from one of the rooms.

"Megu, stay quiet we're going to check it out"

Subaru and Megu began slowly walking towards the door. The noise became louder as they got closer.

Subaru slowly opened the door.

"Ah teacher, you are so feisty today~ let this lesser student help you induuuuulge in your pleasures, it would be my pleeeaaaasuuure~" Roswaal said, rubbing his crotch around the body pillow, hugging it with passion, while trying to stifle his moans.

Subaru watched with an open mouth, Megu was a mix between disgust and blushing. They stood frozen as Roswaal moaned and mumbled in his own world. Not wanting to disturb him, they shut the door.

"Ah I see, so the clown has a teacher fetish." Subaru said feeling nostalgic

"M-master why are you looking so nostalgic, have you done that b-before?" Megu asked, stuttering in embarrassment.

Subaru, remembering his school days, didn't hear her.

"Master! Please tell me you haven't done that before!"

Subaru looked away.

"Masterrr!"

-Line Break-

Betty was about to explode from a mix of anger and annoyance.

She just wanted to read her book in peace, maybe take a nap when she finished, but it seemed god decided today was a good day to punish her. After all, the nuisances that had somehow found her room couldn't have possibly been anything else besides some form of divine punishment.

'This is probably because of the cookies I stole from the kitchen yesterday'

"So will you join me? Please, you're super adorable and strong."

"How many times does Betty have to tell you, I suppose! Betty doesn't want to join your stupid group of idiots, in fact!"

"Yeah master, she said no, lets go now."

Megu very evidently was not happy of all the attention that Beatrice was getting.

"How about for a cookie?" Subaru asked, ignoring Megu, and pulled out a cookie from god knows where.

Beatrice paused for a second.

"No, in fact, Betty does not want your disgusting cookies, hmmph!"

"How about two cookies?" Subaru pulled out another cookie.

Beatrice decided to diffuse the situation before Subaru got anymore cookies

"Hmmph, Betty can't go even if she wanted to. She has made an oath with her mother to keep watch of the library until 'that person' shows up, I suppose."

"...Three cookies?"

"Are you perhaps stupid, in fact? Did you not hear what Betty said? Betty can't leave the library until she finds 'that person'!"

"Ugh, fine. Megu we are leavin-Sike!"

Subaru threw Beatrice over his shoulder and mentally told Megu to transform into a grenade launcher. He then proceeded to blow up the entire library, all the while a gaping Betty watched in shock.

"Master, I think we broke her."

Megu said uncaringly, as she tried to bring the still in shock spirit back to her senses.

"We'll worry about that later. Right now we need to get out of here before someone finds us," Subaru replied, picking Beatrice up in a princess carry.

"Anyways I'm hungry, let's go find the kitchen."

Subaru starts walking towards a random direction, completely forgetting the burning room he left behind.

'Should I remind master about the fire? Nah, one of those bitch maids will take care of it."

-Line Break-

Subaru, Megu and the unconscious Betty had finally arrived at the kitchen, only to be met by the two maid twins. Said maids were now glaring daggers at the boy.

"Sister sister, we found the guys who blew up the Library."

"Rem Rem, looks like we finally have the degenerate."

Subaru and Megu began to sweat. They had forgotten about the consequences of blowing up the building, no matter how small of a portion it may be, and now it looked like they would pay for it.

"Rem thinks we should tell Roswaal-sama about the mess he made."

"Good idea sister, we should go and tell him now."

Subaru was literally sweating bullets now. The twins had just left to get their master and he was about to get in a serious amount of trouble.

"Megu, I have an idea on how to not get us killed. Put Beako on the chair and I will start the preparations. We have to finish before this Roswaal fellow comes."

"Ok master, I'll get right on it!"

Time Skip, Ten Minutes

"Phew, it's finally done. We finally finished our masterpiece."

"Can I taste it now, master. Pleaaaaase!?"

"Ok, here's your portion, now we have to wait for the master to get here."

Megu took her bowl and began to eat its contents.

"Mmm, this is really good master. What do you call it"

"This is what people in my homeland call 'ramen' ; it's one of our many delicacies."

Just as he was going to eat his, the maids walked back in with a weird clown looking. Megu began glaring at him in disgust and Subaru had a fond look of respect in his eyes.

"Whaaaaat is the maaaaaaatter~ we haven't even met and you are already glaaaaaaaring at me~"

Megu just glared at him more furiously than before.

"Are you the one who blew up the libraaaaary? Looks like we'll have to teaaaaaach you a lesson now don't we?

As Roswaal got a spell ready Subaru quickly picked up a bowl from the shelf and offered it to him.

"Before you kill me, can you please taste this delicacy I made? I worked really hard on it so I wanted someone to eat it."

Roswaal stopped his spell and began thinking.

"Suuuuure, why not," Roswaal shrugged, not really caring as he could kill him any moment.

Roswaal took his bowl and a pair of chopsticks to the dining table and took a small bite.

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He had finished the bowl in less than 30 seconds stealing Rem's and Ram's bowls as well and finishing them too.

"This is the best thing I have ever had! How about we striiiike a deal? You make me this everyday and I'll hire you as my chef? Double the standard wages," Roswaal enjoyed it so much he even forgot his accent.

Subaru and Megu grinned deviously at each other.

"You know what, make me some now!"

By the end of the day all that was left was an empty kitchen, a full clown and 2 completely exhausted chefs.

Chapter End

A/N

First off I would like to apologize for the delay, I had serious writers block for a few weeks there as well as some irl shit happening so couldn't really write anything. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter though, I mean after 4 weeks of work it has to be good right? (Probably isn't but eh)

Feel free to ask questions as well as give me feedback and ideas in the reviews. ( I'm serious, I'm running out of ideas)

Special thanks to Minhaz25 and Oteycri000 on FFN for helping me with this chapter and this story in general, this wouldn't be possible without them.

Anyways, see ya next time. Ja Ne!