Author: Princess-Asturia

Disclaimer: Look... I don't own wrestling, and I don't have enough money to pay if ever that the owners get mad...

Author's clarification: Just to separate the scenes coz I just found out now... well actually when I decided to check on how my fic looks like... it looked ugly... and to make up for the things I did wrong I decided to use some things to separate the scenes... so... if you would see a sign that goes like this... I just used numbers (6-6-6).

Special thanks to: GreenDaySoTotallyRocks, Caween B, Bena24

Chapter 2: The little excemptions

Randy grumbled as he woke up, 'Darn, it's too early.'

"Randy Keith Orton! You march your butt in here before I come up there and drag you!" Bob Orton yelled.

"Alright, I'm coming!" He hissed.

He sauntered down the marble staircase and smirked as he was greeted by John Cena, who was more than ready to go to school.

"Well? Are you going to school wearing nothing but your boxers, dawg?"

"I just woke up, duh." He rolled his eyes as his friend gave out a laugh.

"Well you better be ready, we'll miss the bus."

"Oh yeah, forgot to tell you... I'm riding with Hunter and the others to school today... wanna come?"

"Who or what the hell is Hunter?"

"Only the greatest man alive... he showed me the whole school." Randy smirked. "So you coming or what?"

"Sure." John sighed. "Well you better get ready or we'll be so damn late."

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"It's been an hour, dawg! Aren't you ready yet?"

"Ready!" He smirked.

"What's with the smirk, hommie?"

"You'll see."

Both waited for over half an hour before a black limo arrived.

"Champ!" Randy smirked.

"You're up early." Triple h yawned and noticed John. "Who's the friutcake?"

"Oh... this is John Cena, my friend... can he join or something? He's so going to be late."

"Correction Randy, we're about an hour late for class."

"Evolution's never late." Triple h smirked. "So? who ever you are just get inside before I smack you in."

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"Wow dawg, one day without me and you already found some people we could hang out with." John laughed.

"About the gang thing... I'm going to have to ask Champ about it."

"And you didn't even introduce me to them."

"Number one rule about them, man... THEY make the introductions, not me." Randy sighed.

"Oh." John shrugged. "So met any pretty ladies, yet?"

"If you mean almost gotten in trouble with a woman, yeah... they call her Victoria... scary woman!" He shivered.

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"You're late." Bischoff hissed.

Randy and John entered with much shame.

"Take it easy Eric... Hunter explained everything to me." Mr. McMahon said entering the class. "They weren't able to catch the bus so they took a ride on Hunter's limo... in short, they're excused."

"If that's the case, it'll be fine." Bischoff said nervously. "Okay boys, you can take your seats."

"Just in case, Eric... they're Evolution material... mess with them and you'll be in the long list of the unemployed, and I mean it." Mr. McMahon warned and exited the room.

"That was pure awsome. Um... what's evolution?"

"I'll explain later."

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Triple h smirked as they sauntered towards Evolution. "Liked the little excemption, Randy and who ever you are?"

"Why are we excused again?" John looked questioningly.

"Before anything alse... who ever you are... This is, I know you've already known him... but just for the record... Richard Fleirh, or known in WWE as Ric Flair, my manager... the muscle beside me is Dave Bautista, also known as The Animal Batista, and of course, I'm Paul Michael Levesque; Hunter Hearst Helmsley... some people call me Triple h, or Hunter... most people call me The Cerebral Assassin... but Evolution regard to me as The Game or Champ... you take your pick." He smirked. "And you are?"

"John Anthony Felix Cena, call me John or Cena."

"What the hell os going on Game?" A blond Canadian fumed. "Are they messing with you or anything?"

"Randy... my good man, this is the Mack Daddy; Chris Jericho... another member of Evolution... he wasn't here yesterday, for some reason, he'll explain later." Triple h laughed.

"Call me Y2J." He reached out his hand and withdrawed it. "Are you a gangster?"

"Yeah dawg."

"I hate gangsters!" Jericho sneered.

"Forgive Chris for that, he's just mad at gangsters, considering he's a Hardcore Rocker." Batista smirked. "Anything new, Chris?"

"Jessica just said yes, can you believe it? We're engaged... nothing but that." He smirked.

"Now that we're complete... John, Evolution don't do smiles, we smirk, and is THE solution." Triple h began.

"Everyone practically worships us... we're untouchable... respected and not to mention... the most good-looking bunch in school." Batista laughed.

"Although we don't steal other people's girls... that's against the code of evolution... if a girl is taken... leave her alone... unless the girl takes the first step... then you can go for the gold!" Flair said rubbing his hand together.

"And of course... Evolution is Triple h." Randy yelled.

"You're the only gang here?"

"We prefer to called 'The Superiors'... and there are other gangs here... if that's what you want to call it."

John gazed at his watch and gasped. "Randy, dawg, we're late for PE."

"Evolution don't do PE... Evolution is excempted." Randy smirked. "Right Champ?"

Triple h nodded. "It's nice to see you put my words into heart. Now let's go to my place and party!"

"Tell my you're not serious." John said.

"Of course he is." Jericho sneered. "The Game doesn't play around, jackass."

"Okay, Chris, that's enough for one day. John, I don't tell jokes, unless if it's about Stacy."

"I'll tell you all about Stacy 'Dirtbag' Keibler later, now let's party!" Batista laughed.

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"Anyway." Triple smirked. "About the so called gangs... there are lots of them, but only few are worth mentioning... like the mexicools."

"Comprising of Psicosis, Super Crazy and Juventud. The Los Guererros..." Batista continued for Triple h

"They're Eddie and Chavo... the Dirtbags..." Ric Flair added

"And considered the high people in the pep squad; Candice Michelle, Ashley, and Maria... the nuns, Christy, and Mickie James... the Muscled geeks, Jazz, Shaniqua, and Jacquelyn... The MNM's; Melina, Nitro, Mercury... The Untouchables; Trish, Lita, Lilian, Torrie, Miss Jackie, and Rico. And the bikers; Mark Calloway or Undertaker and his retarded brother; Kane." Randy finished.

"So why are excempted a while ago, again?" Cena scratched his chin. "The other parts are clear, but the excemption is still a mystery to me."

"We're the highest group of all... and therefore, we're not included in the laws. Think of it as if we own the school... I am after all the Ric Flair of the school." Triple h smirked. "What you had a while ago is just the beginning of the things you'll taste once I make you a legal member of Evolution."

"And just for the record... lots of the gals are taken... like Trish, Torrie, Miss Jackie, Victoria, Lita, Melina, and the owner's daughter; Stephanie."

"And they're taken by whom?"

"Trish is dating Eddie, Torrie's engaged to Kidman, Miss Jackie's dating Haas, Victoria's reserved for Dave, Lita's a bit of a drag with Matt, and Melina's dating Nitro... that's about that... and oh yeah... the owner's daughter is my girl... so if ever... just back off from those gals and you'll be fine."

John nodded.

"Anyway, some cool women aren't taken... like Mickie and oh well... that's about that." Triple h laughed.

Jericho laughed. "Don't forget about my North, Jessica... try flirting with her, and I'll kick you so hard-"

"Everyone knows Jessica's a complete snob to newbies, to evryone actually, with Evolution as an excemption.." Flair said.

"So where does Victoria belong to? I heard she's scary like hell but gorgeous like an angel."

Batista glared at Randy. "What made you think so?"

"Nothing." John sighed. "Randy told me."

"WHAT!" Batista exploded. "RANDY TOLD YOU WHAT!"

Randy felt like dying that very moment as Batista's eyes fell into him.

"It's nice that you think my future girl's hot and all but... make a move and you'll be eating my knuckles for lunch."

Randy gulped hard and nodded.

Author's note: Well? How was this one go? Want John Cena in Evolution? I hope so... anyway, it's not about what I want... it's about what you want. Cena's in or not?