Author: Princess-asturia
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Special Thanks to: Adamamy425
Chapter 3: Evolution of the boys, and an ex Evolution
"So, you ladies ready to go to school, or what?" Rob said
John stared emptily at Rob and shrugged. "Yeah... maybe."
"We're so gonna miss the bus."
"Bus? We ain't riding no bus." John sneered. "Buses are for sissy girls and nerdy boys."
Randy smirked and nodded. "Cool people like us are not suited to grace that filthy thing with our gracious presence."
"What happened to both of you? I've been gone for three weeks and you're already snotty as hell." Rob said. "What's with the bus comment? We alsways ride the bus to school and it never bothered you before."
"Well, fruitcake... things change..." Randy smirked. "So if you want to ride the bus to school... feel free to do so."
"FINE!" Rob finally had it with his not so pleasing remarks. "John?"
"I think I'll have to pass, man. I won't get caught dead riding on that filthy thing they call school bus."
9-9
"So you boys ready to go to school?" Triple h yawned.
"Sorta." John yawned back.
Randy simply shrugged as they both got in the limo.
"I just want to take this opportunity to welcome both of you in Evolution. From now on... you're above the law."
"You are one of the highest people in school." Batista smirked.
"You are now and forevermore..." Ric paused.
"Evolution!" They chorused.
Randy felt as if something hit him squarely on the head. "Can Rob be Evolution?"
"That remains to be seen." Chris said simply and got back on his phone.
9-9
"Okay... guys... I want you all to meet Rob Van Dam; our friend growing up." John said
"Paul."
"Richard."
"Dave."
"Chris."
Rob offered his hand. "Nice to meet all of you."
"Whatever." Triple h sneered. "Call me Champ, or Cerebral Assassin, or Hunter."
"You can call me Ric."
"Call me Batista."
"You can call me Y2J."
"Okay... ya'll can call my Rob." He said, trying to smirk but failed.
Triple h narrowed his eyes. "I need to have a talk with both of you. NOW!"
9-9
"I don't appreciate you hanging out with him." Triple h said.
"But why?"
"He's not Evolution material." Triple h smirked. "Now... if you want to stay with the cool people... ditch the freak."
John thought about it.
Randy wasn't exactly having second thoughts about it. "Of course, Champ. Anyone who's not good enough for Evolution is not good enough for me."
"What about you, John?"
John nodded and looked at Rob who was smiling at him. "Yeah... got it."
9-9
"You guys want to share tables?"
Triple h smirked and looked at the two boys.
"Sorry man... table for cool people ONLY..." Randy smirked. "If you want to eat your lunch... I'm sure those nerds over there have a space for one more geek-o."
"Sorry?" Rob said
"I'm sorry for you coz you thought you were cool." John smirked.
"So that's how it is, huh?"
"Of course." Batista sneered. "Now get off our grill before I kick your sorry ass."
Randy and John laughed together with Chris and Flair.
9-9
"They ditched you?" Rey said.
Rob nodded. "I just can't believe they'd do that to me."
"Well, once you're an Evolution... you forget that you're human." HBK said. "Belive me... I was Evolution once."
"That's how he got the nick Heartbreak Kid." Rey pointed out. "Oh yeah... I'm Rey... Rey Mysterio."
"Victoria Varon... call me Victoria."
"Rob Van Dam."
"So... Rob... Hunter doesn't think you're Evolution material?" HBK said.
"Yeah... I think he thinks I'm too much of a goody-two shoes for his liking." Rob laughed.
"Scew them all." Victoria said. "They think they're all that, when they're not."
9-9
Triple h smirked at the other table. "Look at those geeks."
Randy smirked. "Freaks."
John felt as if he was going to puke from disgust. Rob was their friend and Randy easily gave that up for mere popularity.
9-9
"You have a list?"
"Yeah, a lit on who belongs to where." Rey laughed and handed him a folder. "Here, you can have a copy."
Evolution - Paul Levesque (Hunter, Triple h, Cerebral Assassin, Champ), Dave Bautista (Batista, The Animal), Richard Fleirh (Ric), Chris Irvine (Y2J, Chris, Mack Daddy, King of the World)+ Randy Orton (Hunter's Prodigy), and John Cena (Batista's partner)... Shawn Michaels (Heartbreak Kid)
Cheerleaders- Ashley, Candice Michelle, and Maria
Pumped up girls- Shaniqua, Jazz, and Jacquelyn
Snobs- Stephanie McMahon, and Jessica Lockhart
Nice girls- Mickie James, and Christy
Top Students (Girls)- Patricia Straus (Trish), Amy Dumas (Lita, Ex factor), Torrie Wilson (Tor, Playboy covergirl), Miss Jackie, (and "Rico")
Top Students (Boys)- Chris Benoit, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, and Matt Hardy (V1)
Bikers- Mark Calloway (Undertaker), Kane, Sara, Paul Wight (Kane), and Viscera
Teams- MNM (Mercury, Nitro, and Melina), Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Guerrero), High Fliers (Brian Kendrick and Paul London)
No apparent gang- Rey Mysterio, Victoria Varon, Carlito
"Wow... so many! What's with the paranthisis on HBK?"
"I was kicked out." He said.
"More of a... he dropped out." Rey said, receiving a punch from HBK. "Come on man... he deserves to know."
"So... you chose to be uncool?"
HBK laughed. "In a way, yeah."
Rob laughed. "Is it all that?"
"At first... but it gets boring after a while." HBK smirked. "I still have some of the Evolution traits, though."
"Yeah... like sometimes, he still forgets and snobs us." Victoria laughed.
HBK rolled his eyes and nodded.
"Or sometimes, he still skips PE." Rey added.
"Okay... that's enough."
"And he still wears the Evolution arm band."
"THAT IS ENOUGH!" He snapped.
"And still yells like hell." Victoria laughed. "What?"
Author's note: Well, how was the little info about everyone? Hope you liked it