Ayyyy! New chapter comin' up, dat's the hook right thur! ;)
Thank you's are hurrrr:
taydo-the-potato: hahaha, it is not Jazmine's fault, you're correct! I know I'm just as bad and I ain't lyin'! ;) rollin' out the rules for some official bidness! lmao, they were extra set on convincing each other that it was casual, huh? ;) hahaha, oh the irony when random songs play that relate to a certain situation. that's awesome! XD thanks so much for the update, girl! :)
janiyahconnor: hahahah, so glad you like the story and last chapter! yuppp, experimentin' for real! and it IS about to go down! :D thanks so much for your reviews!
bunnybabe247: lmaaoo, don't worry! I didn't really notice this quote for the longest time either. died when I actually paid attention though! it's right before Riley and Rummy plan out the plan to kidnap Oprah. they're outside sitting at a table talking while Ed is splashing around in the pool XD anyywaayys, thanks so much for the review! glad you enjoy! :)
Paige1292: hahah, they def need to stop frontin'. they want each other and the rules are bound to SNAP! ;) haha, Jazmine definitely needs to sit down, only tossin' back two drinks. she a mess. but Huey ain't mad at her. we know why he bought her that last drink ;) oh, Cindy is not good at hiding the truth from others and herself at all. just talk… okay…. lol! lmaaaaooo! noo, I'm not tryna turn you away from Huey! I know that's your boo! do you, girl, do you! XD …but you can't help but stray a lil when you read this shit, can you? I know, I know ;) haha anyways, they had to practice being "normal." such a shame. glad you liked that part though. Cindy was shaky with it. they don't even know how they be actin'! but it'll all come to the light soon. and they'll realize that they cravin' each other. :D thanks so much for the review, girl! enjoy! :)
LovinHueyFreeman: girl, I ain't payin' you shyyiiiit… even if I do love yo commentary review thingies :) lmaaaoo! and honestly, I don't know why Jazz didn't just buy her own drink. wasn't even thinkin' about it! haha! Huey prob just told her not to. you know on that "you betta listen to Daddy" status. damn, that sounded creepy. movin' on! :) Cindy got her ass caught tryna be slick! now Jazz is onto her O_O definitely a subconscious booty call XD and haha, I wanted to have Dean and Red in this story so much, but was tryna change it up and keep it different…. I miss 'em though XD Cindy is now and forever a down-ass bitch, no doubt. Riley needs to wife her… or at least claim her and have her on layaway ;) yay, glad you liked the blizzard scene! I tried to make it cuuttee :) and haha, glad I could make you bust up about the "suck mine" line. he's so bad XD *hangs head at guillibleness* I DID think that I gotta off… just this once…. lol! ihy, girl. but its all good. thanks for the review! :D
SchoolRumble96: lmaaaooo, me either! I care about my friends too much to even think about screwing it up! XD thanks for the review! :)
anon: yay, I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter! I imagine you'll have a few things to say about THIS one ;) ;) thanks for the review! :D
thehip-hopprincess: yay, I'm glad you're liking it so far! and haha, it will be fun to see jealous Riley. hahahah, girl I just about died when you said you thought to yourself, "I'd rather lay you out on the table." LMAAAOOO! yo i WISH I had thought of that! that' hilarious! XD thanks soooo much for the review! :D
DeLorean Hedgehog: haha, they dig each other. they already know. and these rules WILL get broken. it's only a matter of time ;) thanks so much for the review! :D
Che Black Diamond: they are adorable. but they're not foolin' anyone. they like each other. and the rules were pointless to make. they only reason they were made was to get broken ;) thanks so much for the review!
EquinoxKnight01: well I'm OUT of the corner! O_O lmaaaoo! glad you liked the chapter though! even with all your panda randomness! thanks for the review! :D
Jazavelli: hahaha, Jazmine is WEAK. and Huey knows it too ;) and even though Jazz ain't good with the dranks, she good when she's got her eye on Cindy. homegirl was straight up CAUGHT! Jazmine knows what's up ;) lmaaaooo, you and Paige1292 said the same thing about me tryna switch change #TeamHuey fans! XD I ain't tryin'… I'm showing you the other side of the fence, where the grass is equally green ;) lol, I tried to make the blizzard scene adorable. Cindy straight jacked his hoodie, but it's all good. all girls definitely need to steal a boy's hoodie sometime in life :) hahah, Riley and Cindy act a little like bf/gf/hubby/wifey in this chapter too! ALREADY. hahah! we'll just see who caves first! all we know for sure is that rules is gonna start breakin' round hurr! ;) thanks so much for the review, girl! :D
Sodakandy: lol, Cindy and Jazmine's relationship is very cute. I love their sisterly bond too :) haha, yupp Riley's changing, they're gettin' down to business with the rules, and it's ready to get interesting! lol, I'm glad you liked the blizzard scene. I tried to make it cute! ^_^ glad you are enjoying! thanks for the review! :D
MissOhSoLovely: awww, thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoy it so far! and hahaha, I love finding quotes! Boondocks has the best writers with the funniest lines, I swear! :D thanks for the review!
Ah, ya just can't get enough, can you? lmao. aiight, my J. Cole-lookin' ass is done. :)
And so a friends w/ benefits relationship begins. can't forget them rules though. least of all not Riley and Cindy. because both of them (especially Reezy) is soooo good when it comes to following instructions… :)
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Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Aaron McGruder's The Boondocks or any of his characters.
"I'm gonna really let him have it. Show him my stuff. Give that man everything I got."
"Pause."
"Pause? Pause what?"
"You said somethin' gay, so you gotta say 'no homo' or else you a homo."
"But what did I say gay?"
"You said you was gonna give this dude everything you got, no homo."
"That's not gay. I said I was gonna give the man everything I got."
"Pause, Granddad! If it sounds gay, it's gay and you gotta say 'no homo'. How I know you not a homo Granddad, if you don't say 'no homo'?"
"I'm not sayin' 'no homo'."
"Okay, you wanna be a homo."
"Stop callin' your granddaddy a homo!"
"Then say 'no homo'!"
"I don't wanna say 'no homo'! I'mma homo yo ass, if you don't stop sayin' pause!"
"…Pause."
~Robert Jebediah (AKA Granddad) Freeman and Riley Freeman; Pause
Cindy's POV
Cindy shifted in her comfortable sleep when she felt a heavy arm plop around her waist. She then let out a drowsy giggle when she felt a pair of gentle lips brush against her neck, at the same time as feeling the arm tighten securely around her.
"That tickles." She murmured quietly.
"My bad." Replied the deep and husky voice.
It took about ten seconds for Cindy to start to wake up for real, now fully aware of the arm, the voice, and last night. She immediately rolled over until she was face to face with the man, whose eyes were also open as he looked straight into hers.
"Ho-lyy shit, girl." Riley spoke, a tiny smirk upon his lips. Cindy looked at him with a small grin, her face already feeling warm.
She couldn't agree more.
As opposed to the night before last, where she could only remember foggy bits and pieces, she now remembered every… single… minute from last night. Lick by lick. Stroke by stroke.
Holy shit was right.
"Somethin' on yo mind, C?" She snapped out of it when she saw Riley's smirking face, his gaze a little low. "Damn. I didn't know white girls could blush all the way down to their-"
"Reezy," Cindy scolded, her face feeling even hotter as she tugged her drooping sheet up to her collarbone. Riley just chuckled.
"What? I was just sayin'. Dat's kinda sexy." He grinned, noticing that his arm was still around her. He did nothing more than apply a light caress to the small of her back, but didn't attempt to remove it. "So… about last night…. Damn."
"That sounds like a good assessment." Cindy replied softly, trying not to shiver at his pleasurable touch. God, he had a way with his hands.
"You gon' have to chip in for the cost of new Trojans, girl." He said, causing Cindy to giggle. "Shit, I'm serious! Niggas be broke over here and at this rate I'm about to be out! I'm puttin' that in the rules."
"Like hell you are." Cindy rolled her eyes with a smirk.
"Don't think I won't." Riley smirked back, getting in her face slightly. Cindy felt her heart rate speed up when she noticed his eyes shift down briefly to her lips before making eye contact again. "We really went three rounds last night, girl?" He asked lowly.
"That's what I remember." Cindy answered, attempting to ignore the warming of her face at the feeling of Riley's hand sliding down.
"Wanna make it four?" His voice was deep as he moved a little closer to her, his chest now against hers.
"Reezy," She blushed. She blushed even more when she had instinctively raised her hand to "attempt" to stop him by placing it on his chest. The only response that had triggered was a barely stifled moan by Riley. It was too much going on for Cindy to be in her right mind. Riley's wandering hand was gradually cupping her behind, the bass in his voice was too sexual for this early in the morning, and now she had her hand resting on his masculine chest, her fingers on the lines of his sexy tattoo.
It wasn't fair.
"C'mon, bay." He murmured before leaning closer to put his face into the crook of her neck. It was Cindy's turn to stifle her own moan by pulling her lips in as he nuzzled against her…. And that wasn't the only thing she felt against her….
"Reez… it's morning." She tried to control her voice, but it sounded slightly whiny even to her.
"I'm horny as hell in the morning." He whispered into her ear, as if it was a secret. "Come on, baby. You know you want to."
"I… mm… I never said I didn't." She began to cave with the combination of Riley's firm massaging hand and the kisses he planted on her neck.
"Then what's stoppin' us…?" He asked before giving her a suck, pressing his lower half closer against her.
"Ahh… n-nothing, it's just that it's morning, there's stuff to do, and-" Then she stopped talking mid-sentence, her eyes snapping open.
"Wait, what's today?" She asked, her voice gone of haziness.
"Tuesday, why?" Riley murmured, not noticing her mood change. Cindy looked at the clock over Riley's shoulder and read the time.
10:02 AM
"Shit!" Cindy hissed, ignoring the loud-ass moan from Riley as she gently shoved him off her, immediately turning to stand from the bed. "I've gotta be at work by 11, Reez!"
"Mother fuuuuckk." Riley groaned, plopping his head face-down into her pillow.
"I can't believe I forgot to set my alarm." Cindy muttered to herself, already at her drawer as she grabbed items. Then she glanced over her shoulder. "Reezy, get up! I have to be outta here by at least 10:45. Don't you have a job to go to?"
"Not til three." Came the muffled reply.
Cindy rolled her eyes as she snatched the stuff she needed before slamming the drawer shut. "Whatever. Just move it." She gave him a hard spank on his bare behind as she passed the bed. All she heard in return was a gravelly chuckle.
"You such a damn tease. But I like that kinda shit." He smirked, raising his head from the pillow. His eyes roamed her body as she moved for the door. "You walk around yo own house naked a lot, babe?"
Cindy turned as she put her hand on the knob. "Apparently when horny-ass niggas come over and make me rush to my job early in the morning." His smirk just widened.
"I'll definitely have to come over more often."
35 Minutes Later
Damn nigga doesn't know how to make a bed. Cindy thought with an eyeroll as she tied her Nikes. She had come back into her room after a shower and getting dressed and ready. Riley's clothes were off the floor so she had assumed he was gone. She was gonna have to have a talk with him. The least his ass coulda done was say bye, but whatever.
She stood up straight and glanced into the mirror one last time. She had on a blue cropped tank, black Juicy Couture capris sweats, her blue and white Jordans, and her Ride-Or-Die snapback, her hair in a low side ponytail underneath. What she really wanted to do was put on some makeup, an attempt to cover the redness on her neck from Riley's raw stubble and frenzied kisses. But she knew it'd be pointless. She would sweat it off within minutes of being at work. She had gotten a job at the gym and worked as a hip-hop fitness instructor. She loved it. Cindy got to exercise daily and train others how to exercise by having fun with it. Her job was chill; she felt like she was her own boss even though she wasn't. She got to choose the music, choreograph the routines, and plan everything out for her trainees. It was awesome.
Ah…hopefully they'll have somethin' better to talk about then their trainer's hickey bruises. Cindy rolled her eyes once more at her neck before grabbing her drawstring bag from the floor, walking across the room, and opening her bedroom door before exiting. As she made the long walk down the hallway, she started to pick up a strange scent.
Did Reezy cook somethin'? Dammit, he betta have turned off the stove. She thought, walking faster. She also heard that the TV was on.
He was gonna get it.
Before she could even reach into her bag and call his phone to cuss him out, she heard him laugh as she turned the corner.
The fuck?
She took five long strides down the hall and dropped her jaw when she was in the entrance of her living room. Riley was lounging on her couch, feet propped up on the coffee table, an empty plate of crumbs on his lap, drink in his hand, while he cracked up at whatever was on the television.
All he was wearing was his dark plaid boxers.
"Sup, C?" He gave her a head nod as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
"What the hell are you DOING?" Cindy demanded, gesturing wildly at him. Riley raised an eyebrow and stopped the glass that was on the way to his lips.
"Uhh… drinkin' orange juice?"
"Nigga… I'm leavin' for work now. Why the hell aren't you dressed and out?" She wanted to shake him.
"It'd be kinda rude just to do the dip on you, don'tchu think?" He grinned.
"Riley…." She warned, placing a hand on her hip. "Why are you still here?"
"…I was hungry." He said as innocently as a child.
"Ugh, why didn't you just get a drive-thru something on your way home?" She groaned, completely frustrated with her dumb-ass friend.
"Because you got like a grocery store in your fridge. My breakfast was on point." He grinned, placing his plate and glass on the coffee table before rising from the couch.
"Reez," She glared as he walked past her to go into the kitchen.
"I saved you one." Riley added casually over his shoulder.
Cindy crossed her arms, following him to her kitchen grudgingly. "What did you make with my food, nigga?" Riley grinned as he reached the stove, grabbing a plate from on top of it.
"Breakfast burrito." He presented as he turned around, holding it out to her. "Try it."
Cindy told her growling stomach to shut the hell up as she stared at it. The wrap looked to contain cheese, egg, sausage, bacon, and various peppers.
"I know you hungry." Riley smirked, nudging her crossed arms with the plate. "You know… after last night and everything."
"Nigga, if you don't shut up." Cindy snipped, snatching the burrito from the plate and taking a bite. "Mm." She wanted to then curse herself for sounding impressed with the food. Damn the boy could cook.
"That's what I thought." Riley said smugly, taking the empty plate and setting it on the counter. Then he tore her off a paper towel and gave it to her. "You better head out before you're late, hm?"
"Dammit." She mumbled, her mouth partly full as she looked at her watch. "I have to leave now. What the fuck are you gonna do? You need to go!"
"Yeah about that. Umm, I really wanna take a shower, sooo… I'll leave in like an hour or so."
"Are you serious right now, nigga?" Cindy was so exasperated with him.
"I know where your linen closet is, princess. Don't worry." He grinned.
"Ooooh!" Cindy let out as she spun on her heel out of the kitchen, burrito in hand. She wanted to strangle him. But she had no choice but to leave him now.
"Boy, I'm tellin' you this and you better listen." She spoke as she walked, glancing over her shoulder to see him following her. "Rinse and put your damn dishes, pans, silverware, whateva in the dishwasher, make sure my stove is off, go back and make my bed, clean up after yourself in the bathroom, turn off the TV, and lock the door behind you when you leave." She instructed, now at the door.
"You're tellin' me to lock the door?" He chuckled when she narrowed her eyes at him. "Baby, I'm nineteen, not nine. I think I can handle it." He grinned sarcastically.
"Knock it off with the 'baby.'" She gave him a glare.
"What, you don't like that pet name?" Riley smirked. Cindy rolled her eyes as she opened the door.
"I'm outta here." She said, stepping out into the hallway. She turned back and stared up at him seriously. "Please don't tear my house up, Reez." He gave her a level look in return.
"Getcha ass to work, girl. I've got this." Cindy rolled her eyes with a grin.
"Later." She was ready to turn to walk away when she felt him take her arm and gently pull her back. She noticed a familiar hint of mischievousness flicker in Riley's eyes as he gave her an appreciative once-over. Then he gradually eased into his signature sexy smirk.
"So… am I gettin' that goodbye kiss or…?" He trailed off innocently, taking one step closer to her as he leaned in slightly. Cindy let out a short laugh before giving his cheek a "light" double pat before stepping backwards.
"Bye, Reezy." She chuckled, not falling for it.
Riley snickered as he rubbed his cheek. "Just makin' sure you didn't fall in love with me yet." Cindy took a big bite of her burrito in response before turning on her heel, sashaying her way down the hall.
"Later, boo thang!" She heard Riley call behind her. Cindy laughed and continued to walk while glancing over her shoulder.
"Good-bye, cuddy buddy!" She countered, bringing his attention up from the JUICY letters on the back of her sweats. Riley cracked up.
"Oh you gotta come harder than that, baby!" Cindy giggled as she held up a hand to flick him off.
Ugh. He was impossible.
Riley's POV
"Mmm… damn baby, just like that. Go slow with it." Riley murmured huskily. He was laid out flat on his back as Cindy sat directly on top of him, her knees on both sides of his torso as she rode him. Riley had his hands low on her waist as she moved her hips in slow circular motions.
"You like that, Reezy?" Cindy grinned, her fingers trailing down the cut of his abs. Riley couldn't help but raise his hips up slightly in response, already deep inside her. Cindy moaned and tossed her head back, pressing more as she made another slow revolution.
"You like this, girl?" Riley held her sides firmly as he lifted her halfway. Then he steadily guided her back down in a swiveling motion until her hips met his again. They both moaned loudly in elation.
"Aah," Cindy released a high-pitched sigh, reaching her arms over Riley to grip the rail of her metal headboard. "Do that again." She practically begged.
Riley answered her request by raising and lowering her again repeatedly, each time helping rotate her hips as she moved up and down. Eventually she used the rail to support herself, barely even needing Riley to hold her up. He pleasured her by sliding his hands up to massage her breasts, stimulating a big response from Cindy.
"Ssss… shit, baby." Riley hissed, feeling her involuntary contractions around him as she moaned.
"Oh Reezy," She managed breathily. "Oh God… Oh GOD… aah… aaahh… I'm right there!"
"Let go, babe." Riley probably surprised her by keeping his voice low and deep. At the same time he did this, he slid a hand down to her hip and helped bring her down on her next lift, easing her slightly faster than before so that she felt it more. And she definitely did.
"Mmm-aaaah!"
"Dammit-shit-fuck!" Riley cursed as he promptly dropped one of Cindy's glasses onto her kitchen floor, shattering it in the process.
Great. He thought, stepping over the pile of shards to grab the broom from behind the refrigerator. His heart was still pounding from after thinking about their night, yet again. He already knew that his daydreaming was what had caused him to drop the glass. Whatever. He'd buy her a new one. But damn. He could not get it out of his head.
Fuck her job. He wanted to get it in… again.
Riley had already taken a long, cold shower. It wasn't doing the trick. Shit, he was ready to go hop back in. He got wired every time he thought about last night which, since Cindy had left, had been frequently. It was now one in the afternoon, he was dressed, had his chains in his front pockets, and was scavenging again in Cindy's fridge. He had planned on leaving about two hours prior, but changed his mind. What the hell was he gonna do at home? Nothing at all until work. So why not hang out for a bit? He had been fine for the past hours just chilling, but he was starting to get restless again. He was bored. And now getting lonely… for female company.
After he cleaned up his mess, Riley headed out of her kitchen and into the living room, making his way to the glass door along the wall. He slid it open before stepping out onto the massive wrap-around patio. On the other side of her penthouse deck resided the pool, but Riley wasn't in the mood to swim. He reached into his back pocket and removed his pack of cigarettes and black lighter as he approached the balcony. He didn't believe he was addicted to nicotine, he was just an occasional smoker. He lit one up when he was bored, stressed, or in his current case, jumpy. He just wanted to relax.
When Riley had a cigarette between his lips, he held his flame underneath. Once it lit, he put his Bic and pack away. He released a slow exhale through his nose as he rested his arms on the balcony rail, producing a white puff of smoke. Cindy probably had the best spot in town; her penthouse overlooked the downtown city, an awesome view when late at night. Even in the bright sunlight, the scenic outlook still impressed him. After a couple more drags of his Marlboro, he was feeling a little calmer… less tense, anyway. He was still a little bored though.
Pulling out his cellphone and turning around to rest his back against the rail (like hell he was gonna take the chance of dropping his phone), he looked through his contacts. There had to be someone worth talking to. He was Young Reezy after all. He kept scrolling until he came to a newer entry that he vaguely recalled.
Letitia…? Oh, Tish! Riley remembered, his eyes lighting up. Oh, he definitely remembered this girl. He remembered those eyes, that bright smile, that killer body, and that sexy accent…. Hmm….
The perfect distraction. Riley smirked, already composing his message. The thought of Cindy being mad briefly passed through his head. She had already said that she couldn't stand Tish, for whatever girl-world reason. The act of Riley leaving her house to possibly go meet up with Tish would piss her off for sure. But then he remembered…. Cindy had no reason to be mad. Were they together? No. Were they exclusive? No. Did they agree that they could do whatever the hell they wanted?
Fuck yes.
To Letitia: Aye boo, whaddup? This is Esco from that night at Rhine's. If u down 2 meet up, u should def hmu. Just say the word.
Riley took another drag of his smoke after he sent the message. Hopefully she got back to him soon. And hopefully she knew the deal. He wasn't in the mood to play no games. He wasn't on that bullshit today.
He eagerly raised his phone higher when he felt it vibrate with a buzz. The name Letitia lit up the screen.
I deff remember u, Esco. Tall, dark, & handsome just the way I like ;) However bae, I left ystrday for a 2 week vacay in Bali :( When I get back the Sunday after next, u should hmu again so we can hook up. No interruptions this time ;) ~#PrettyGurlSwag
Riley seriously wanted to scream from the top of his lungs. For real though? With a heavy sigh, he responded back.
You breakin my heart babe, but aiight. I'll holla at yo fine ass when u get back
Tucking his phone into his pocket, he grumbled to himself as he started to head for the door. Apparently, he was destined not to get laid this afternoon. It was some more of dat buuullllshit. But what could he do? It was already nearing 1:30 in a few minutes. It was gonna take him a half hour to get home anyway, which meant he'd only have a half hour at home to gather his stuff and head back out at 2:30 to make it back to the city on time for work. Damn. He had no time for a quick smash regardless.
As he opened the door, he felt the buzz of his cell again and pulled it out.
Aww, such a cutie. If you're a real good boy, I might even send you a picture or 2 to hold you over til I'm back ;) ~#PrettyGurlSwag
Riley raised an eyebrow with a grin. Maybe this wasn't a total loss after all.
Well damn, girl. I *am* kinda missin u right now, now that u mention it
U won't mind if all I'm wearing is my string bikini right now? ~#PrettyGurlSwag
Trust me, baby. I sure as HELL won't mind ;)
Huey's POV
Jazmine giggled as her boyfriend moved his head to kiss the side of her neck. "Huey… you're supposed to be watching TV with me."
"Let me know when there's anything worth watching." He murmured as he brushed his lips against her skin.
"Hueyyy."
"Jazmine." He smirked as he saw her neck redden at how he'd purposefully moaned her name in a deeper tone. He then moved his head up and gave her cheek a gentle kiss. "Can we do something else now?"
"My parents are downstairs, crazy." Jazmine feebly tried to stand her ground. Huey gave her a B for effort.
"Your mother is out back gardening and your father is busy with cooking. His periodic twenty minute "check-ups" on us have stopped since he's at the stove. He's too afraid of leaving it on, running up here, starting a fire, and being sent to jail to be anally raped… you and I both know this." He smirked again at Jazmine's face, giving him the cute little look she always gave him when she knew he was right, even when she didn't like it.
"…So what?" She responded before childishly sticking out her tongue while crossing her arms. Huey rolled his eyes with the slightest and tiniest grin, the one thing that Jazmine could get out of him that no one else could.
"So this." Huey whispered before pressing his lips to hers. He gently uncrossed Jazmine's arms that immediately wound themselves around Huey's neck. He shoved a few of her old stuffed animals out of the way before he gently laid her down on her bed. Her fingers played in his afro while Huey kissed her, beginning to unbutton the top two buttons on her casual dress shirt. Then he heard a familiar song begin to emit from his pocket.
"Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right,"
While Huey growled, Jazmine just giggled into the kiss before Huey pulled back. "Caesar change your ringtone again?"
"I'm gonna murder him." Huey muttered, digging for his phone while the chorus continued to play.
"Singin' don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all-"
"What?" Huey snapped lightly as he answered the phone. Jazmine swatted at him as she sat up.
"Oh hey, I'm calling for a domestic terrorist? This sounds like this could be him, yeah?"
"I'm retired, jackass." Huey smirked as he heard his best friend start to laugh easily.
"Whaddup, Huey? Miss me?" Caesar said.
"At my girlfriend's house right now. I can assure you that you were the last thing on my mind." Huey rolled his eyes. Jazmine gigged beside him.
"HI, CAESAR!" She shouted loudly.
"Easy, I'm sitting right next to-"
"HI, JAZZ!" Caesar yelled into Huey's ear.
"OW, damn it!" He held the phone away from him before looking at his screen. "You know what, I'm putting you on speaker." He muttered before pressing the button.
"Heyyy, Ceez!" Jazmine spoke with a smile, taking the phone to hold from Huey.
"Hey, beautiful. I heard I just interrupted some canoodling. True?" Jazmine blushed at his words.
"Very true. And we'd like to get back to it, soo-"
"Stop it." Jazmine scolded. "Enough about us, Ceez. How's Jamaica?"
"Fan-fuckin'-tastic, yo. For reals. This trip's been the shit!" He sounded genuine.
"When are you coming home? I miss you!" Jazmine cooed like a mother.
"Awww… more than you love Huey?"
"Duh." She smirked. Then she squeaked when Huey slid his hand under her butt and gave her a squeeze.
"Aye, aye, aye. I know y'all nasties well enough to know that somethin' inappropriate just happened. Can we keep it G-rated when I'm on the phone, please?"
"My bad." Huey said sarcastically. "When are you coming back though?"
"Tomorrow, nigga!"
"Oooh, really?" Jazmine asked with a smile.
"Yup!"
"Cool, what time?"
"Me and my folks will probably land at the airport around 9 PM."
"What if we meet you over there?" Jazmine suggested. "Huey, do you think we could?"
"Probably." He nodded. "In the event Granddad has some issue about me using Dorothy, do you think your parents would let you take their car?"
"I'll beg if I have to. I think we should! Caesar can ride with us on the way back and we can all hang out! Maybe at Huey's place or even Cindy's since she's closer."
"Call that girl and set this shit up, yo!"
Jazmine let out a little chuckle. "I'll call the girl and Huey can call the boy." She grinned, making Huey roll his eyes with a grin.
"Why'd you say it like that, Jazz?"
"Oh nothing." She said nonchalantly, saying the word nothing in the way that always means something.
"Spill. You know I'mma find out." Jazmine had his complete attention.
"I don't know. Riley and Cindy are just acting weird. Don't you think, Huey?" She turned to him.
"I can't speak for Cindy. But the last time I talked to Riley, he just acted… off." He shrugged.
"Interesting. Did anything happen in my absence for this to begin?" Huey knew Jazmine was practically bursting at the seams to reveal-
"They kissed!" She blurted immediately. "At a club!"
"The fuck outta here. You serious?"
"I wouldn't lie! Huey said he saw it first-hand. And you know he never lies." Jazmine grinned. "Cindy admitted it to me later anyways."
"Woooww… that's very interesting. Hm… maybe they're tryna hook up." Caesar mused.
"That's what I thought!" Jazmine gushed. "I actually said this three days ago, but a certain someone didn't want to listen to me, so whatever. But still!"
"Jazz, you have no proof that did or are." Huey pointed out.
"But we don't have any proof that they didn't either." Caesar countered. Huey shrugged, momentarily forgetting that he couldn't see him.
"The truth will come out sooner or later."
"Oh, it definitely will. And I'm tryna find out as soon as possible."
"Me too." Jazmine smiled, looking to Huey. He shrugged again.
"Eh."
Caesar just chuckled over the phone. "Tomorrow's gonna be fun."
Ahhh, Caesar's comin' back! Y'all know he couldn't stay gone for too long! ;) tee hee, I wasn't even planning to make him a part of this story, but just found a role for him :)
Who wants to stomp Riley in the nuts for talking to Tish. I doooo! this Reezy's different than BWUR Reezy, huh? I know! cuz this is a complete different story, bitchesss! his personality is not the same. younger, wilder, no ties, and a typical GUY. don't hate on him ;)
and lmao, I know, I know… Tish is a stupid hoe…. She'll be out of the picture eventually ;)
Disclaimers: I do not own copyright to the "dat's the hook right thur" line from Can't Get Enough by J. Cole, Simon Says, Trojan condoms, Nike Jordans, Juicy Couture, the mentioned "boo thang" is from the entitled song by Verse Simmons featuring Kelly Rowland, the mentioned "cuddy buddy" is from the entitled song by Mike Jones featuring Trey Songz, Lil Wayne, & Twista, Bic lighters, Marlboro cigarettes, Three Little Birds by Bob Marley, or any other person, place, country, island, thing, word, sound, letter, punctuation, or whatever I don't own :)
It's gonna get interesting with Caesar back! Now they'll have three pairs of eyes watching their suspicious moves. Dun dun dun! Update soon! :)
~Schweetie
PS: Oh yeah, the "dammit-shit-fuck" line is also from The Pause episode. I ROLLED the first time I heard it. The part's when the Madea spoof character snaps out in practice. He said somethin' like "I can't work like this! I work with Jesus! Dammit-shit-fuck! Let us pray." And then says a prayer! ROOOLLLLLIINNN'! XD