Total Drama Chaotic Camp
Episode 1- Welcome to the Camp
The camera pans through a forest, where there were deer grazing, moles digging their holes and birds flying, when a black-haired man appeared out of nowhere.
Chris: Hello drama-loving viewers, I'm back. It's been a little over a year since our season on the mechanical Pahkitew Island, and after a little "detour" I'm here to bring you a fresh dose of your favorite all-You-can eat- drama buffet, this time, 24 fresh mea- I mean, contestants signed up to try to win, 1 million of the super big ones. In a new location.
The camera zooms out showing they were in a forest, where there was a lake, a couple of mountains, a campground and a road.
Chris: an old abandoned camp somewhere in North Canada.
The camera shows the old camp, where the interns were cleaning the facility, one of the interns fell through the floor of a cabin and another ended up escaping from some bees.
Chris: As usual, they will have to face the terrible facilities…
The camera shows a bear trying to grab a honeycomb, which was hit by a squirrel with a nut while two raccoons laughed.
Chris: the flora and fauna…
The camera shows the on-site dining hall, where the Chef was chasing a lizard with a frying pan.
Chris: the camp food….
The camera pans to a flagpole, where the interns were finishing up a Total Drama flag...only for the pole to fall and destroy a supply warehouse.
Chris: And, each other.
The camera focuses on the elimination area, where the logs for the contestans were, accompanied by the barrel where the marshmallow tray went, the always ready campfire and a stand.
Chris: going through the judgment of their peers, whoever doesn't get a marshmallow will say goodbye. Who will be the unlucky one to be the first victim? Find out with me. Here, in Total Drama Chaotic Camp.
-INTRO-
We see camera coming out of the middle of a tree, a set of lights coming out of a garbage can, a second camera coming out of a burrow pulling out a Mole, a last camera came out of the water in front of a beaver, who showed his middle finger out to the camera.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera passes across the road, along an old bus, and through the forest to the camp, where Chris was with his cellphone and a coffee, while Chef was chasing a raccoon that was taking an apple.
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera enters another section of the forest where Rose is seen feeding a squirrel, when the branch they are on breaks and falls to the ground, next to Melody who was sitting on a nearby log petting a rattlesnake, which was wagging its tail like a dog. The camera panned a bit showing Sarah doing her tricks on her skateboard, until she hits a jump that sends her flying, fortunately, Lacey caught her, the skateboarder hugged her while the biker rolled her eyes.
I wanna be famous…
I wanna live close to the sun,
The camera pans to a section of the river where Corey and Laney were arguing in a canoe, which fell over the waterfall.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The two passed behind a log where Lucas and Damian were having a fight, until the log broke causing them both to fall. The camera moves to the confessional where Shane was trying to open the door, until Lara, dressed as Raven from the "Teen Titans" scares him, making him go through the door.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!...
The camera moves to the base of the mountain, where Nikki was writing something in her notebook, while watching Helen playing a song on her guitar. Then the camera moved to the side showing Bryan smiling awkwardly for a selfie with Alan, when out of nowhere, Elias scares the influencer, causing the photo to go wrong.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
The camera pans over the lake, where Anthony was observing his surroundings with a spotting scope, while Keith and Jane were trying to knock each other off platforms with sticks.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous,
The camera moves to the dock where Ethan was sharpening his sword, being watched by Valerie, until a bucket of water falls on her, showing that Paul had thrown it. Valerie jumped on him and they began to fight.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous...
The camera goes up to focus on the sun, and it changes to the moon, then down to the bonfire, where Carly was looking at Deán blushing, he notices and approaches her, but Olivia comes out in the middle of them both and raises a sign with a heart and the letters CD, making them both blush even more.
-Whistling in tune-
The camera zooms out showing the 24 Campers around the campfire, and the season sign is shown.
-end of the intro-
The camera pans to Chris outside the camp, next to a bus stop.
Chris: Welcome back, right now, our 24 new competitors are arriving, after a bus ride of about 10 hours.
A bus pulls up to the bus stop and a blue-haired boy, eyes of the same color, dressed in a white t-shirt, a black leather jacket, green pants and black sneakers, gets off the bus.
Chris: Corey, welcome to camp my dude.
Corey: Thanks, it's an honor to be here. I'm going to rock this competition.
The second bus pulled up to the site and out of it stepped a boy whit short black hair, dressed whit a red eye-mask. a white leather jacket closed with a double S logo, red pants and gloves, and white boots and belt.
Chris: you must be Shane.
Shane: Super Shane, Canada's resident superhero. I'll make sure none of those evildoers who seek to crush the morals of others escape unpunished.
Chris: Uh, the hero, I wish I had brought Max in as an intern.
Shane stood next to Corey who offered him a fist as a salute. As the third bus dropped off a blond, blue-eyed boy, dressed in some sort of romper, and carrying a shield And sword on his back.
Ethan: greetings gentlemans, it will be an honor to compete against you in this tournament variant.
Chris: a formal introduction Sir Ethan.
The blond bowed, while the next bus dropped off another boy, black-haired, dressed as a pirate, with a bandana and a patch.
Anthony: Argh alright sailors, I want you all nice and trim.
The other boys exchanged glances.
Chris: Anthony, ready for the quest for the million?
Anthony: the treasure at the end of the voyage will be mine, and then I can form my crew to cross the 7 seas.
The fifth bus dropped off a black-haired boy, dressed in a dark gray shirt, brown pants, black boots and gloves, and wearing a tool belt.
Chris: Paul. The crazy mechanic.
Paul: Men, those buses really need an adjustment, I'm sure mine was leaking oil.
Chris: they limited my budget, so I had to get stuff at discount.
Paul: Don't tell…
The next bus pulled up, letting out a young man with tan skin, brown hair flattened by a white cowboy hat, brown eyes, dressed in a brown vest, blue jeans and black boots.
Damian: all right you softballs, here comes the Sheriff to Lay down the authority.
Chris: Damian. Sorry to break your illusion, but the authority here is me.
Damian: that may be true, but I'm warning my potential partners.
The seventh bus dropped off a dark skinned boy, with brown hair, green eyes, dressed in a yellow polo shirt, brown pants and black shoes.
Chris: Bryan, aren't you too formal for this?
Bryan: my father taught me to always look presentable, especially for when I meet other people.
Chris: well, I hope you don't mind that polo shirt getting ruined.
One more bus arrived at the bus stop, and a boy with brown curly hair, gray eyes, he was a little stout, but not too much, and he was dressed in a red t-shirt, brown pants and white sneakers.
Elias: Hi, my name is Elias.
Corey: What's up man, I'm Corey.
Elias shook his hand, and at the same moment he shook it, the blue-haired boy received a shock that made him fall down. Elias turned his hand over, showing that his glove had a button.
Elias: ha, got you.
Corey: ha, good one dude.
One more bus pulled up to the stop and off the bus stepped a boy with Asian features, pale, green eyes, black hair tied in a ponytail. He was wearing a white arm-less T-shirt with a big red X on it, black shorts and red sneakers.
Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, internet celebrity, Alan.
Corey: Extreme-Alan?
Alan: the one and only, and I come here to do a lot of crazy stuff and to earn that million for my followers.
The next bus arrived and out of it stepped a brown-haired, brown-eyed boy, with considerable dark circles under his eyes, dressed in black pants, brown sneakers, and a gray shirt with the inscription "Luck-Repulsor."
Dean: all right, did I make it to the end? I want to go to my cabin now.
Chris: I'm sorry Dean, but there are still more than half the campers left.
Dean: damn.
Another bus arrived, and out of it came a Tanned light Brown-skinned boy, dressed in a black T-shirt with the inscription "Blue Chaos", blue wristbands and blue pants, with white details, white boots and a mask of the same color.
Chris: Lucas, I guess.
Lucas: the one and only.
Ethan: sir, I'm sorry if my question is a little rude. but why the mask?
Lucas: I just... like to wear it.
Ethan: I understand, my apologies.
Shane, Bryan and Damian exchanged glances.
The last bus arrived at the place and a dark-haired, muscular boy with a black braided hairdo, red eyes, dressed in a gray muscle shirt, dark blue sport pants and black shoes, besides his hands were bandaged and he looked like he was not very friendly.
Keith: Wow, looks like I got the weirdos.
Chris: Keith, I see you want to make friends early on.
Keith: pff, as if i'll need them.
Chris: right, please join the guys, time to introduce the ladies.
Keith stood next to the others. The next bus arrived, out of the bus stepped a girl with spiked blonde hair, brown eyes, dressed in a dark pink blouse, black fingerless gloves, black pants, red sneakers and carrying a guitar.
Chris: Hi Helen.
Helen: so this is the camp? Nice. But where is our stuff.
Chris: the interns are taking care of that, at the moment, the only important thing is you guys.
Helen joined the boys.
Ethan: Miss.
Helen: Gentleman.
Corey: Nice guitar.
Helen: thank you, I like your cut.
Corey smiled, but that smile faded when he saw that the person getting off the next bus was a redhead girl, green-eyed, dressed in a green and black striped t-shirt, red tight pants and black boots. She also wore a similar expression when she saw him.
Corey: You must be kidding me. Laney?
Laney: Corey? tell me this is a joke.
Helen: Woah, stop. Corey? Laney? Like in the... Corey Riffin and Laney Penn. From teenage band Grojband?
Corey: before… not anymore.
Laney: at least you can register the pass of time.
Corey: at least I don't...
Chris pulls out a horn and interrupts them.
Chris: save that fire for the competition.
At that the roars of several engines makes everyone avert their eyes and see a gang of bikers stop there, a girl dressed in a black blouse with a skull design, jean vest, grey tight pants and black boots gets off one of the bikes and takes off her helmet, revealing her blonde hair and grey eyes.
Lacey: Thanks guys.
The bikers pulled away.
Chris: wow, nice entrance Lacey, but what happened to the bus?
Lacey: your bus broke down a mile after we left, I had to call my guys to bring me back. By the way, the driver quitted.
Chris: oh well, one paycheck less for next month.
From the next bus a black-haired, orange-eyed girl got off, dressed in a grey vest, a white t-shirt with a graffiti design, black shorts and black sneakers, plus she was carrying a skateboard with her, which had a similar design to her t-shirt.
Sarah: Hi everyone, ready to have fun?
Chris: I like your energy Sarah, but the fun has to wait, we still have a couple of campers to go.
Sarah stood with the others, while off the next bus stepped a red-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed in a white blouse with a heart, pink pants and white sneakers.
Chris: Olivia, welcome to camp.
Olivia: oh, I'm so excited to be here, total drama has everything, and I'm seeing a lot of potential.
The others exchanged confused looks, as the redhead joined them, the next bus arrived and off the bus came a girl dressed as Harley Quinn.
Lara: Hello little wonderfull boys and gals. Dr. Harley is here.
Chris: Lara, I see you came prepared.
Lara: duh, what better way to show off my cosplay talents, than on a show that is watched by millions.
Keith: pff, if you wanted to do that you should have signed up for a Disney kids show.
Corey: someone got up on the left side of the bed today.
Lara walked over and immediately noticed Shane.
Lara: a hero, tell me, are you going to be like Batsy and hunt me down?
Shane: as long as you don't do any mischief, I won't have to intervene.
Lara: great, I want to play with you already.
The next vehicle that arrived was not a bus, but a limousine, from which a dark-skined girl got out, with blonde hair, honey eyes, dressed in a yellow blouse, white pants and black boots, besides wearing a pearl necklace.
Carly: here we are, thank you for bringing me Enrique.
The limousine started.
Carly: Sorry for the show, my parents insisted that I come in the limo.
Chris: no apologies Carly, your parents gave us a nice bonus for the job, if it were up to me I would let you live in the private resort.
Carly: no thanks.
Before anyone could say anything, a new bus arrived on the scene a redheaded girl, dressed in a white blouse, a silver vest, white pants and silver boots enters.
Valerie: Hi, I'm Valerie your fashion queen and I'm here to kick your ass.
Lara: What an introduction.
Helen: And what a style.
Chris: Valerie, we received your letter and don't worry, your luggage will be safe, as well as everyone else's.
Valerie: I hope so, every one of my clothes is important.
Laney, Lacey and Sarah exchanged glances, already predicting she will be a problem.
The next bus arrived and off the bus stepped a red-haired girl with purple locks, black eyes, dressed in a black and purple dress, black boots and black gloves.
Melody: wow, a lot of souls in pain.
Chris: Melody, right?
Melody: indeed avatar of chaos.
Chris looked at her somewhat quizzically, Melody stood close to the others, who were giving her confused looks. The eighteenth bus arrived, and off the bus stepped a yellow-eyed, red-haired girl wearing a dark blue sweatshirt, black pants and blue sneakers.
Chris: Nikki.
Nikki: Hey guys, this place looks like a waste, but you guys look great as a blazing ace.
Most exchanged glances, though Lara, Corey, Laney and Helen applauded her.
Laney: good rhymes.
Chris: yeah, I guess.
The second to last bus pulled up to the stop and off the bus stepped a blonde girl, dressed in a beige girl scout outfit, wearing brown boots and carrying a brown purse.
Rose: Rose Phillips, second in command of the Muskoka Squirrels, reporting sir.
Chris: at ease miss, ready to explore this ancient camp?
Rose: Totally, I have my scouting badge to prove my experience.
Keith: yeah you know that's just to get the girls excited?
Ethan: hey, don't bother the lady.
Keith: make me John Snow.
???: I see you haven't changed in the slightest.
Keith turned and almost fell over when he saw a girl with long black hair tied in a ponytail, black eyes, dressed in a yellow blouse with a purple line, a purple pearl necklace, red feather earring, black sweatpants and purple sneakers walk out.
Keith: Jane? what the fuck are you doing here?
Jane: competing, but it seems that destiny wanted me to cross paths with an undesirable.
Keith: aww, are you jealous that I didn't choose you over your sister?
Jane gave him a look of utter rage.
Jane: you have no right to mention her after what you did you bastard, and better watch your words, you know very well that I'm not that pious.
Keith rolled his eyes, Jane sighed to calm herself down and stood with the others, as far away from Keith as possible.
Chris: well, this was a spicy start, but, now that everyone is here, it's time to start with the good stuff.
Paul: Excuse me? We just got here, and you still haven't shown us around camp.
Chris: that's because. Your first challenge will be finding your way to camp.
All: Are you kidding me?
Chris: No, I never joke about these things… well, sometimes. Anyway, as has become tradition, I will divide you into two teams, your task will be to use the maps I will give you to guide the entire team to the camp, it should be no more than about 30 kilometers on foot in a forest full of wild animals.
They all entered the forest area and found two statues, an orange one with a moose head and a purple one with an owl head.
Chris: when I call out your names, stand on the side of the orange totem pole.
Corey
Olivia
Bryan
Lacey
Lucas
Rose
Elias
Helen
Damian
Sarah
Alan
And Carly.
Chris: You 12 will be known as… The Screaming Mooses.
An orange logo of a screaming moose appeared on the screen.
Lacey: Tell me thats a joke.
Corey: wuju.
Olivia: go mooses.
Lacey sighed in irritation.
Chris: those who weren't mentioned, stand in front of the purple totem pole.
Anthony
Laney
Shane
Melody
Keith
Nikki
Ethan
Lara
Paul
Jane
Dean
And Valerie.
Chris: You will carry the name of… The confused owls.
A blue owl logo with a question mark appears on screen.
Keith: kill me.
Lara: yay.
Nikki: owls like noble eagles watch, the sins in your soul their eyes flash.
Shane: Cool.
Chris: all right, take your maps, just like I said, your task will be to find the camp, the first team to arrive will get the victory, the best cabin and a benefit of being able to order food from a restaurant, the losing team will have to settle for what the chef prepares and, they will also have to eliminate one of their members.
Chris pulled out his horn and both teams started running.
The screaming mooses stopped at a rocky spot to regroup.
Rose: all right team, I would like to propose myself as the captain for this activity.
Damian: And why should I listen to someone like you?
Rose: Do you have experience in forest exploration?
Damian remained silent.
Damian: Fair. The Sheriff grants you the authority for this work.
Sarah: so Rose, what's our plan.
Rose: simple, this map is poorly made so we can't get our bearings. Thus, we must find a higher point so we can analyze the terrain, then I will use my marker to indicate a direction, once we do that, we will have to move forward as if our lives depend on it. any suggestions or complaints?
Bryan: no miss.
Alan: sign me up coach.
Corey: I'm a fan of plans that just might work.
Lucas: I'm in. Chica.
Carly: I guess it's better than nothing.
Helen: I'm in.
Elias: let's do it.
Damian: okay, then let's move, if we're lucky, those owls will be circling like headless chickens.
-confessional-
Damian: let Rose enjoy her leadership for now, sooner or later, this bunch of inept people will see that they need someone with a strong hand at the helm.
Olivia: uhh, I'm so excited for what may happen, you see, I have a kind of sixth sense that allows me to sense a future romance, and let me tell you, I could sense several, some will find their other half here, and some will have to wait a bit, but love is in the air.
Alan: this one goes for all of you followers.
-end of confessional-
Meanwhile, the owls.
Paul: well, what's the plan captain?
Jane: follow the map?
Keith: ha, you're an even worse leader than your sister.
Jane: look you son of a...
Ethan: Whoa, whoa, fellas, please, there's no need for this feud between us, we should focus on defeating our opponents.
Jane: you're right, but if he makes a comment about my sister again, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Ethan: Sir Keith, could you please try to avoid conflicts?
Keith: well, for the sake of the team, I'll try not to.
Melody: aww, I wanted to see the fireworks.
Valerie: weirdo.
Nikki: all right, the path we should follow, for the camp to find, like noble gazelles we should trot.
Dean: why are you talking like that?
Nikki: I like to rhyme, it's part of my acting, always combining words to form this matching.
Laney: I think it's cool.
Lara: yeah, it's cool.
Shane: Team.
The owls look up and see Shane on a branch.
Shane: Sorry to interrupt the conversation, but I've spotted a river, we can use it to guide us further ahead without risk of getting sidetracked.
Anthoy pulled out the map.
Anthony: argg, sailor, the map indicates that the camp where the treasure is buried is away from the river, so I suggest we move forward following what's left of the indications.
Keith: treasure? what treasure?
Shane: I think he means the reward we will get if we win.
Anthony: exactly sweet water fishes, follow me, captain Antohny the fearsome will lead you to victory.
Lara: arggg. I should have brought my Nami suit.
Paul: we can… you know, move forward.
Ethan: don't worry Sir Paul, we'll be there before sunset.
-confessional-
Keith: I don't know what Ethan thinks he's doing in that armor, we're not in medieval times. Anyway, I have a big advantage, the only people who can give me trouble are that pathetic Jane and maybe that Lacey girl, if I'm lucky, her team will have brain cells and they'll kick her out soon. It will be a matter of time, but that million will be mine, and I will rub it in Jane and her little sister's face.
Ethan: Greetings, I'm Ethan Issac the fourth, descendant of an ancient royalty from England, I'm here to prove that with honor and courage you can win this show.
Valerie: Ugh, I fell into the team of unrefined weirdos, but I guess to succeed, you have to get a little dirty.
Laney: This is going to be a long day.
-end of confessional-
Back with the mooses, Rose had climbed up a tree with Lacey to get a better view of the forest area.
Rose: Okay, Lacey, please hold the map for a moment, keep it spread out.
The biker took the map, Rose stood at the top of the tree and quickly scanned her surroundings, appreciating the location of the lake, the larger mountain and what appeared to be an open area. Once she had memorized the positions, she drew them on the map.
Rose: all right, if my calculations are correct, we should go down, turn off in 5 kilometers, we will find a slope and it will allow us to reach the camp.
Corey: great, but one question.
The camera zooms out showing that the rest of the group was holding onto the tree below the two girls.
Corey: was it necessary for all of us to climb?
Rose: maybe... no.
Helen: well, let's go back down, I'm starting to feel like a fly on the wall
Sarah: the last one to hit the ground is a rotten egg.
Lucas: you roared.
The wrestler released his hand, and began a "gentle" descent (translation, he hit all the branches) as his companions grimaced in pain.
Lucas (off camera): Hay. No. Me llevan al. Diablo. Ha. Oh.
He finally made it to the ground.
Lucas: I'm ok.
-confessional-
Lucas: Maybe I'm not a physical monster, but despite that, my body can absorb damage like a sponge, you need more than a fall like that to stop me. Un golpe bajo quizás, or a chairshot to the head.
-end of confessional-
Rose and Lacey were the last to reach the floor, once Lucas rejoined aided by Sarah and Carly, the 12 of them began the walk in the direction indicated by the explorer.
The owls on the other hand were in the middle of the forest, with Anthony in the lead, Valerie behind him, Dean, Ethan, Paul and Laney were standing guard between Jane and Keith, the first one was talking to Nikki, and the second one was keeping silent, next to Melody. Behind them, Shane was looking to the sides making sure that no animal or other kind of threat appeared and Lara was whispering a melody, while jumping in some puddles.
Lara: there was a centipede, who broke 3 feet, which left him with ninety-three.
Keith: Amm, Lara, could you, you know, turn it down.
Lara: oh, I'm sorry, but I can't stop.
At that moment, a noise catches everyone's attention.
Jane: Lara, you didn't by any chance step on a branch?
Lara: nope.
A bear comes out of the bushes and roars at them.
Owls: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lara: ooh, a teddy bear.
Shane grabbed Lara by the shoulders and began to carry her away. With the bear chasing them.
Chris: well, looks like it didn't take long for them to disturb the local wildlife, will any owl members survive, or will I have to shorten the length of the season? Find out, when we return.
-commercial break-
The camera went back, with the Owl running away from the Bear.
Dean: do you think it's one of Chris' robots?
Paul: I doubt it, it's not sparking.
Ethan stood up and pulled out his sword.
Ethan: Back off team, I'll deal with this beast.
Jane: What?
Valerie: My hero.
Keith: It was nice to meet you Richard the first.
Laney: This is no time for values, split up.
Keith, Laney, Lara and Shane went to the left, while Jane and Paul took Ethan and went to the right, followed by Valerie. With Anthony, Melody, Dean and Nikki following the straight path, the bear stopped and made a gesture that could be translated as "not worth it."
The Mooses for their part kept moving slowly forward, Alan, Corey and Lucas were sharing a peaceful conversation.
Lucas: and that's how I had to get stitches all over the back of my neck.
Corey: dude, maybe I should visit one of your events. Hell, I could play your entrance theme.
Lucas: That would be great.
Alan: I always wanted to try a steel cage jump, but I got banned from several events after I interfered with a fight to try to shoot a video.
Damian: hey, blabbermouth trio, stop talking and walk faster, we need to get to camp soon.
Lacey: The cowboy is right, we have to pick up the pace, or all we'll accomplish is to send someone packing, and it will most likely be one of you.
Bryan: Please team, I'm confident we can do this, we just have to bring our quirks together... no wait, that doesn't sound right, it's not... exactly what, I... meant to say.
Carly: don't worry, we understand what you meant.
Corey: yeah, teamwork. Long live the Screaming Mooses.
Sarah: Yeah.
Rose: Woo.
Elias: Screaming Mooses forever.
Helen: That the spirit.
Lacey stopped.
Lacey: Look.
The team looked in the direction she pointed.
Corey: the camp, we're close.
Sarah: What are we waiting for?, this mountain slide will take us straight.
Sarah placed her skateboard on the ground and slid into the ravine.
Lacey: Sarah wait.
Lucas (with a piece of bark in his hands): See you in the dining room.
The wrestler began to slide down using the bark as a sled. Corey, Alan and Helen followed the example and took tree bark to use as a snowboard (or in this case, Mud-Board).
Corey: Rock And Roll.
Helen: Yessssss.
Alan: Cowabunga.
Lacey: Bunch of crazies.
Bryan: hey... maybe it's good, with them there, we'll have a sure lead... if they get there of course.
Damian: the elegant stutterer is right, we just have to go down this slope and run, we'll be there in less time than it takes to draw my guns.
Elias: Which guns?
Damian: The ones I was forced to leave at home.
Carly: Are you old enough to carry a gun?
Damian: I have a permit.
Rose: come on, we can talk about that later.
-Confessional-
Carly: ok, the cowboy scares me.
Lacey: good thing they made him, the last thing we need here is a gunman.
-end of confessional-
Somewhere in the woods Laney, Keith, Lara and Shane stopped.
Keith: Alright, I think we lost the bear.
Laney: Great, the problem is we lost the rest of the team too.
Lara: aww, I wanted to play with the bear, Shaney.
Shane: Sorry Lara, but I don't think that bear was nice.
Keith: that doesn't matter now, the important thing is that I find the camp.
Laney: You mean, WE find the camp.
Lara: uhh, maybe Shane can lift us up with his super strength.
Shane: actually, I'm more like Batman... but I'm not a millionaire, so I'm more like Daredevil, no wait, he has those super senses, so I'm more like, umm…
Laney: Kick-ass.
Shane: yeah, that one.
Lara: can I be your hit-girl?
Keith: hey. If You three are done with the nerd talk, we have a challenge to complete.
-in the meantime-
On another side of the forest, Paul, Jane, Ethan and Valerie stopped.
Ethan: appreciate the help fellas, but I could take that beast down.
Paul: consider it, not taking risks.
Valerie: eugh, how much longer will we have to keep walking, these shoes are not made for this.
Paul: well, if we were already lost, now we are even further apart.
Jane: don't worry, I'll try to find a way.
Jane took off running and jumped into a tree, where she started to climb using the branches as stepping stones.
Paul: Wow.
Ethan: Impressive skill.
Valerie narrowed her gaze.
Jane reached the top of a tree and began to visualize the surroundings, once she found what she was looking for she climbed down.
Jane: follow me, the camp is very close.
Ethan: for the victory.
Paul: yes.
Valerie (angry): Yes… to victory.
-confessional-
Valerie: Ugh, Jane had to start bragging about her skills, the only one with bragging rights is me, and maybe Ethan, the guy is handsome.
Jane: I don't like to brag about my skills, but at that moment it was necessary in order to find my way.
-end of confessional-
In another sector, Anthony was looking at the map, while Nikki, Melody and Dean were watching him... well, only Nikki, Dean was more focused on ignoring Melody, who kept looking at him.
Deán: Is it necessary for you to look at me like that?
Melody: I am analyzing your soul to know if it is worthy to feed my master when your mortal life is over.
Dean: Well, my soul is black, so under the logic they usually handle in satanic cults, I would say yes.
Melody: oh, but you're wrong, your soul is a torment of grays, you're not ideal for this.
Nikki: And what color is my soul?
Melody: an illuminated Purple, it's not worthy either.
Dean: do the colors even have a meaning?
Melody: battle of grays implies a debate between goodness, neutrality and evil, enlightened Purple means a search for identity.
Nikki: And what color is Anthony's?
Melody: Blue and gold, for his love of the sea and his obsession with treasure.
Anthony: Argg, alert mates, I spot our target at 4 o'clock.
Nikki: very well come on, let's get the victory, and we'll have dinner at the round table.
Dean: just... let's move on.
The camera cuts to the camp, where Chris and the chef were waiting by the finish line.
Chris: I knew this place would be ideal, we just had to clean up the facilities a bit and that's it, lots of money saved.
Chef: I just hope this kitchen is not like the old one in Wawanakwa, the years weren't nice with her.
In that moment Sarah passes by with her skateboard crossing the finish line.
Sarah: wujuuu.
Helen, Alan and Corey were the next to arrive.
Helen: That was super.
Alan: this is going straight to my blog.
Corey: I feel more alive than ever... hey, where's Lucas?
For all answer the wrestler appears falling out of the air.
Lucas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Straight into the warehouse that had previously been destroyed by the flag pole.
Lucas: I'm still okay.
Alan: maybe suggesting you use that rock as a ramp wasn't the best idea.
Chris: What are you talking about? It was the best idea, although I would have preferred everyone to use it, the more pain, the more ratings.
Jane, Paul, Ethan and Valerie arrived at the camp.
Paul: rats, they beat us.
Valerie: All that walking for nothing?
Jane: Not yet, Chris said the first team to have all their members behind the finish line wins.
Chris: exactly, and at the moment it's 5 for the mooses and 4 for the owls.
At that moment, Nikki, Anthony, Deán and Melody arrived from another sector of the forest.
Dean: aleluyah.
Nikki: go team.
Chris: correction, 8 for the owls.
Lacey, Rose and Bryan come out from the bushes.
Rose: see, I told you we'd get there.
Chris: it looks like it's a tense race, but only one team can come out on top at the end of the day.
Just then, the other members of the Mooses and owls came out of the bushes and ran towards the finish line.
Chris: wow, this is going to be a very close finish.
The remaining 8 started running towards the finish line, Keith took a quick lead and crossed the finish line, followed by Shane, Damian, Olivia, Laney and the others.
Chris: and the Screaming Mooses win the challenge.
Alan, Corey and Lucas hugged, Helen high-fived Sarah, Bryan and the others raised their fists, while Lacey just smiled.
Keith: what, impossible, the slime ball couldn't have crossed before the others.
Elias: hey, it's my bone structure.
Keith: to another fool with that excuse. Now explain to me how we didn't win.
Chris: easy Keith, your team is missing a member.
Shane: hey, where's Lara?
Laney: when did she get separated?
Lara ran out of the forest with several animals following her.
Lara: aww, thank you Mr. raccoon, I'll stop by another time.
Keith: You got to be -censorship- kidding me.
Chris: good thing we have trained editors. Anyway, Mooses as the winners will have the benefit of spending the night in the winners cabin.
The camera pans to a large, brand new cabin.
Chris: complete with entertainment room, a gym, individual showers and a hot tub.
The Mooses celebrated again.
Chris: Owls, for your establishment for this night you will have the good old crappy cabin.
The camera focuses on a cabin in worse condition.
Chris: you will also have the chef's dining room available, and the communal bathrooms, the interns will give you your stuff to settle in for the night, Mooses, you will get your menus to order from our sponsors today "Wild West Grill House" We plow the cows and roast them until you can't feel the meat.
Damian: My kind of place.
Chris: Confused owls, I'll see you at the bonfire ceremony tonight.
The boys belonging to the owls opened the door to their room and saw the beds that were barely standing upright, and the curtains were barely sheer.
Paul: What a luxury.
Dean: this is worse than my grandfather's road home.
Shane: come on fellas, don't get discouraged, we can turn this thing around.
Keith: Yeah, but that doesn't mean we're not going to spend a night in this dumpster.
Anthony: let's stop thinking about that, and better think about who should be sent overboard tonight.
Keith: You would be a good choice.
Anthony: What? Why?.
Keith: because you were the one who was supposed to lead us, if you had focused better we would have gotten there sooner.
Ethan: wow, fellas Please, I think we should keep our vote private.
Shane: I agree with Ethan.
Keith: well, let's leave it to chance.
-confessional-
Keith: And by that I mean I'll try to twist some softies to help me throw some dead weight.
-end of confessional-
The girls for their part were trying to settle in.
Valerie: ughh, this is so degrading.
Laney: complaining won't magically make us in a better room.
Melody: your soul glows an ambitious orange.
Valerie: whatever weirdo, just get away from me.
Jane: Please girls, we have to stay calm.
Lara: oh, why?, I wanted to be the referee.
Valerie: Ugh, I'm regretting signing up.
Laney: hey, the exit is that way anytime.
Jane sighed defeated.
-confessional-
Jane: This is going to be very complicated.
Nikki: my team is uneven, like a broken leaver... yeah, not my best rhyme.
-end of confessional-
Meanwhile the Mooses were having a better time in the winner's hut.
Alan: Come on smile.
Alan took a selfie with Lucas, Corey, Elias and Bryan, although the latter had a not so convincing smile.
Corey: Come on dude, smile a little more.
Bryan: I'm sorry, it's just, I'm not that used to spending much time with other people.
Damian: I can tell.
Lucas: leave him alone Billy the kid.
Damian: Make me.
The cowboy and the wrestler gave each other angry looks, while the others just watched the situation.
Corey: I bet 10 that he'll make him tap.
Elias: double.
Alan: triple.
Bryan: four?
While on the girls' side.
Sarah: ah, this feels so good.
Helen: Let's party.
Helen pulled out her guitar and struck a chord.
Sarah: Yes.
Lacey: Helen, please turn it down a little bit.
Olivia: come on Lacey cheer up, we won the challenge.
Lacey: Yeah but...
Rose: three cheers for the mooses.
Lacey snorted, while Carly watched the whole thing from her bed.
-confessional-
Carly: I'm happy we won, even if I don't contribute much, which I hope I'll change later. And my teammates seem nice, Helen, Rose and Sarah are friendly and Olivia is super caring, Lacey is the only one I don't like with her serious attitude... wait, that sounded really bad, I didn't mean to insult her, I'm just not used to dealing with other people of different social standards... no, not saying it's a bad thing. Just... forget it.
-end of confessional-
The camera cut to the night, where both teams were in the ceremony area, the mooses were in the gallery, while the owls were on the logs and barrels that acted as seats. Melody, Lara, Shane, Keith, Jane and Dean were seated up front, while Ethan, Paul, Nikki, Anthony, Valerie and Laney were up front. Chris arrived carrying a tray with 11 marshmallows.
Chris: Welcome to the first elimination ceremony of this season, where the winners will enjoy watching the losers pick the biggest loser of the bunch.
Keith: Can we move on? I'm tired.
Chris: too bad, you'll have to wait until I say so. Now, and just in case there are any new viewers I will say it, the losers will have to make their votes in the confessional, once everyone has voted, it will be time to hand out the marshmallows, as you can see there are 12 campers, but only 11 marshmallows, whoever is left without a delicious candy will have to pack their stuff, walk to the road of shame, and take the losers bus, and will not be able to return to camp... EVER.
Jane: until you decide to bring someone back.
Chris: touche. But that's not the point, Owls, in the same manner as in All Stars, you will cast your votes using these images of your teammates, cross out the person who gets your vote for The night.
-VOTING CHAMBER-
A sequence is shown of Lara looking at everyone's pictures.
Shane looking uncomfortably at the camera while crossing out a picture.
and Keith crossing out a picture with an angry expression.
-end of voting chamber-
The chef handed Chris an envelope.
Chris: we have the votes, those who will stay another three days at camp are… Laney
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The brown-haired man caught his marshmallow without flinching.
Chris: Keith, Jane, you both received a vote, however, you will live to tell the tale.
They both caught their marshmallow while giving each other murderous looks.
Chris: only one marshmallow left. Anthony, you are here because you were the one who was leading the team on their journey, which makes you a clear target to blame for the defeat.
The pirate scratched the back of his head.
Chris: Lara, you're here because you were the last of your team to cross the finish line by getting distracted by the animals.
Lara: oh come on, it was only a few minutes.
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The pirate sighed in relief and caught his marshmallow, while Lara looked down.
Lara: awww, what a sourpuss.
Keith: You should have helped more.
Jane smacked him on the back of the head to shut him up.
Lara: well, too bad Shaney, I guess I'll have to wait for another time to play with you.
Shane: hey, you can always find me on patrol.
The camera cuts to Lara walking with her luggage to the bus stop, where a red bus was waiting for her, with the inscription losers on the sides, the cosplayer got on the bus and it departed.
Chris: the rest of you go to rest, your adventure has just begun.
The 23 campers began to change to their respective cabins, while Chris prepared to close the episode.
Chris: One down, 23 to go, who will be the next to take the bus?, who will be the first to break the patience of their entire team?, and how long will it take for Keith and Jane to gouge their eyes out? Find out in the next episode of DRAMA... TOTAL… CHAOTIC CAMP.
-confessional-
Keith: one less problem.
Valerie: one less weirdo.
Bryan: let's just say I heard Keith's little plan... silly, if he had any Brain he would have taken out someone strong, but it's obvious his ego is as fragile as his arms are big. He wants to crush his competition, and that, will be his downfall, as for the others, they can smile, in the end, only I will be left standing.
-end of confessional-
-END OF EPISODE-
-VOTES-
Laney: Lara
Keith: Lara
Valerie: Jane
Dean: Lara
Nikki: Lara
Ethan: Lara
Jane: Keith
Paul: Anthony
Lara: Anthony
Shane: Anthony
Melody: Lara
Anthony: Lara
-RESULTS-
Jane- 1
Keith- 1
Anthony- 3
Lara- 7
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
24- Lara, the cosplayer (Confused Owls)
-Teams-
Screaming Mooses- Corey, Olivia, Bryan, Bryan, Lacey, Lucas, Rose, Elias, Helen, Damian, Sarah, Alan, Carly.
Confused Owls- Anthony, Laney, Shane, Melody, Keith, Nikki, Ethan, Paul, Jane, Dean, Valerie.
And so ends the first episode, a light-hearted welcome, but hopefully a good start.
Lara was one of those characters I created mostly for the fun of it, but knew they weren't going to be very relevant, so I gave her a flashy/entertaining personality or Gimmick, and in the end decided to eliminate her to even out the first "main saga" eliminations
TDI-Ezekiel
TDA- Geoff and Bridgette
TDWT- Ezekiel (again)
TDROTI- Staci
TDAS- Lindsay
TDPI- Beardo
and now TDCC- Lara
Which gives us 4 boys, and 4 girls. 5 if you include the Larpers in Ridonculous Race.
One of my first "drafts" of her character the idea was for her to have a quirk, and her attitude depended on her cosplay, but I discarded it due to the fact that I felt it would make her kind of a discount Mike. And that character already created some controversy.
Still, we'll see her again, I can assure you that.
Moving on to the episode itself, I wanted to start with a light-hearted challenge, so I took the first half of episode one of Total Drama Adventure, which was getting to their cabins, and turned it into a challenge.
I hope you liked this first episode and don't forget to leave your reviews, they are free and I appreciate the critique.