Total Drama Chaotic Camp
Episode 3- Campers overboard.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Chaotic Camp.
The Campers are shown standing at the dump.
Chris: our Campers had a revitalizing experience visiting the Camp junkyard, caused by a decade of neglect.
Lucas is shown taking the glove hit, Damian the can to the crotch, Jane the steam jet, Keith the board to the back of the neck and Alan sliding down the grease.
Chris: they had to dig through the garbage like rats, finding objects that will prove useful to form a statue, and traps, many, many traps.
Shows the moose statue and then how the owl was on fire.
Chris: In the end, despite their communication problems, the Screaming Elks won the challenge after Anthony literally burned the owls' chances of victory, leading to the pirate walking overboard.
Paul is shown receiving his marshmallow and Anthony is shown lamenting.
Chris: 2 down and 22 to go, who will be the next to fail, and who will be the first to find disgusting teenage love? And if that happens, who will be the first to be rejected or left on TV? Possibly we'll find out in this episode of Total Drama Chaotic Camp.
-INTRO-
We see camera coming out of the middle of a tree, a set of lights coming out of a garbage can, a second camera coming out of a burrow pulling out a Mole, a last camera came out of the water in front of a beaver, who showed his middle finger out to the camera.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera passes across the road, along an old bus, and through the forest to the camp, where Chris was with his cellphone and a coffee, while Chef was chasing a raccoon that was taking an apple.
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera enters another section of the forest where Rose is seen feeding a squirrel, when the branch they are on breaks and falls to the ground, next to Melody who was sitting on a nearby log petting a rattlesnake, which was wagging its tail like a dog. The camera panned a bit showing Sarah doing her tricks on her skateboard, until she hits a jump that sends her flying, fortunately, Lacey caught her, the skateboarder hugged her while the biker rolled her eyes.
I wanna be famous…
I wanna live close to the sun,
The camera pans to a section of the river where Corey and Laney were arguing in a canoe, which fell over the waterfall.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The two passed behind a log where Lucas and Damian were having a fight, until the log broke causing them both to fall. The camera moves to the confessional where Shane was trying to open the door, until Lara, dressed as Raven from the "Teen Titans" scares him, making him go through the door.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!...
The camera moves to the base of the mountain, where Nikki was writing something in her notebook, while watching Helen playing a song on her guitar. Then the camera moved to the side showing Bryan smiling awkwardly for a selfie with Alan, when out of nowhere, Elias scares the influencer, causing the photo to go wrong.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
The camera pans over the lake, where Anthony was observing his surroundings with a spotting scope, while Keith and Jane were trying to knock each other off platforms with sticks.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous,
The camera moves to the dock where Ethan was sharpening his sword, being watched by Valerie, until a bucket of water falls on her, showing that Paul had thrown it. Valerie jumped on him and they began to fight.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous...
The camera goes up to focus on the sun, and it changes to the moon, then down to the bonfire, where Carly was looking at Deán blushing, he notices and approaches her, but Olivia comes out in the middle of them both and raises a sign with a heart and the letters CD, making them both blush even more.
-Whistling in tune-
The camera zooms out showing the 24 Campers around the campfire, and the season sign is shown.
-end of the intro-
The camera focuses on the outside of the losers' hut where again, Deán was left outside, although this time a kind of tent was set up for him. The worker woke up, saw where he was and entered the cabin again.
Dean: At least you were considerate this time.
Paul: It was Ethan's idea.
Ethan: I tried to convince them that there was no need to take you out, but they beat me by superiority of votes.
Dean sighed and just climbed back into his bed again.
Keith went back out wordlessly to work out, while Shane ( wearing his normal clothes, minus the jacket, revealing a white T-shirt with the red canada leaf and double S) went out to stretch. The superhero saw next to him how Jane also went out to stretch.
Shane: Good morning teammate.
Jane: Good morning Shane, but you know you can refer to me by my name.
Shane: sorry, formalities. I see you were getting ready to train.
Jane: i always do a warm up run before i start the rest of the day. do you want to join?
Shane: well, I don't have my secret lair gym available, so I need a replacement until then.
The athlete and the superhero started running, while Valerie watched them and narrowed her eyes.
-confessional-
Valerie: umm, looks like Jane is hitting it off with the nerd, that could be dangerous, I'll keep an eye out, if things get complicated, I'll have to convince a couple of idiots to vote for one.
-end of confessional-
Meanwhile, Nikki and Laney sat near the dining room for a quiet chat.
Laney: So, your parents aren't exactly open to you wanting to get into rap.
Nikki: actually, I've never told them, they're a little strict, they want me to get into something like Law or Medicine.
Laney: I feel you, there are people who also complain about me wanting to go into music, they don't appreciate art in general and think everyone has to follow a pattern.
( Clarification, I'm not saying that "normal" jobs are wrong, but music, painting, drawing, etc. are and should be treated as equally respectable options, unfortunately there are people who don't see it that way).
Nikki: it's not just that, there's also the fact that... um, no, nothing. What about you?
Laney raised her eyebrow, but decided to settle that part of the conversation there.
Laney: well, my parents are fortunately pretty open-minded in that regard, but I did promise them that I would have some sort of back-up career, so I started taking classes to become a music teacher.
Nikki: Cool.
-confessional-
Laney: I know there is something else bothering Nikki, but I don't want to pressure her, if she doesn't want to say it, she will have her reasons.
Nikki: I know it's not right to hide things from others, but it's just... I don't feel very comfortable talking about... that other thing.
-end of confessional-
The camera moved to the winners' cabin, where Corey and Helen came out of the entertainment room.
Corey: who knew completing all the songs in expert would make you so sleepy.
Helen: I know. We fell asleep on the spot.
Lucas: hey couple of singers, next time don't hog the arcade.
The two musicians turned and saw Lucas with a cup of coffee on the table.
Corey: sorry man, but we got lost in time.
Lucas: it's okay, just try not to let it happen again- he lifts the coffee pot- ¿Café?
Damian enters the kitchen.
Damian: finally, I thought those two would be in there making bed for their puppies.
Helen and Corey blushed.
Corey: what? no, nothing like that, besides, we just met.
Damian: hey, no shame about it, my second uncle came up after the first night his parents spent together.
Lucas: not the kind of information I appreciate during breakfast.
Lacey and Sarah left the room.
Lacey: I agree with the masked one.
Damian snorted and prepared to leave the house, but as soon as he opened the door, a bucket of water fell on him.
Elias(from the window): haha, got ya.
The prankster ran away while the cowboy chased him.
Alan: ah, nothing better than listening to Damian getting screwed over to start the morning.
Lacey: although I share your opinion. I hope Elias has more than just pranks in his arsenal.
Lucas: oh come on, yes it's true that not everyone is a fan of pranks, but they're harmless.
The wrestler opened the fridge.
Lucas: oh oh.
A series of tennis balls began to hit him repeatedly all over his body until he was on his knees, while the others watched in surprise.
Lucas(stunned): See?
One last ball shot out, hitting him in the head and knocking him out.
(If you want an example of this joke, look up "I'm in The band" Weasel Prank. I love that scene)
In the cabin's gym, Carly, Rose and Olivia shared a chat, while the former 2 practiced fencing.
Carly: I had no idea you knew how to do this.
Rose: The Muskoka squirrels have lots of extra activities.
Rose knocked Carly down and pointed the sword at the mask.
Rose: and you should never avert your eyes in a confrontation.
The scout holds out her hand and helps her up, while Olivia checked her cell phone.
Olivia: Not yet.
Carly: What's wrong Olivia?
Olivia: Sierra said she'd give me access to the whole total drama blog, but I haven't gotten the code yet.
Rose: Maybe Chris has something blocking the signal.
Olivia: maybe. It wouldn't be weird coming from him.
Unbeknownst to the girls, Bryan overheard their conversation.
-confessional-
Bryan: Looks like I'm going to have to change my plans, I was thinking of convincing the team to vote Lacey out because of her bossy attitude, but if Olivia gets access to the blog, my facade will be exposed.
-end of confessional-.
The camera moved to the forest, where Melody was meditating quietly next to several snakes.
Melody: I can feel how there are negative energies in the air, as well as the positive energy of friendship and love among some of my companions, but none seem to be worthy for me master, perhaps I should let some time pass, to see which souls are even darker.
One of the snakes climbed into her lap and the girl stroked her like a cat.
-confessional-
Melody: I have always had a great affinity with nature, since I was a child, my mother taught me how to communicate with all living beings that do not have a human dialect, I trust that this ability and my instincts will allow me to survive until I find the perfect soul for my master.
Chris (trembling): That girl gives me the creeps.
-end of confessional-.
Chris(loud speaker): Campers, once you have concluded with your respective breakfasts, proceed to change into your swimsuits and meet me at the dock for today's wet challenge.
Valerie smiled at the announcement.
Valerie: time to shine.
About 10 minutes later, all 22 campers were standing in front of the dock.
Corey was wearing orange shorts with black music notes on them.
Olivia had on a light pink bikini.
Bryan was wearing yellow shorts.
Lacey was wearing a black top with a skull and crossbones and black shorts.
Lucas was wearing light blue shorts with white accents, plus he had replaced his mask with a matching colors mask and had a series of details that resembled a shark, such as a tooth design on the mouth and a crest that simulated the dorsal fin (look up TNA Sharkboy for an example).
Rose had a brown one-piece suit.
Elias was wearing a pair of black floaties and red shorts.
Helen wore a crimson red bikini with musical notes.
Damian was wearing brown shorts, as well as not wearing his vest or hat.
Sarah was wearing a graffiti print bikini top, And some equal printed shorts.
Alan was wearing green shorts with a black line design on the sides.
And Carly a yellow floral bikini.
On the owls side, Laney was wearing a two-toned bikini, the top was green with black stripes and the bottom was yellow.
Shane was wearing greenish blue shorts with a scale design, as well as a matching eye mask.
Melody wore a black one-piece suit with a purple mini tutu.
Keith wore white shorts with his name on the side.
Nikki wore a gray bikini.
Ethan was wearing brown shorts.
Paul was wearing black pants with hot rod style flames.
Jane was wearing a purple Olympic swimsuit, as well as wearing a swim cap covering her hair.
Dean was wearing nothing but ripped jean shorts and a white tank top.
Lastly Valerie was wearing a bubblegum pink bikini with red flowers and sunglasses.
Corey: ah, I love the feel of sand on my feet.
Chris: welcome to your challenge today, can you guess what it is?
Keith: you know that we can see the whole circuit you put in the lake.
The camera zooms out showing that indeed, there was a huge circuit of floating planks in the lake, you could also see walls, balls, spinning sticks, etc.
Chris: I was saying that for the audience, now, we have this huge circuit with a total of 9 tests, first is a pass over the diagonal platforms.
It shows a series of platforms set diagonally, with an amount of space in between to force you to jump over all of them from side to side.
Chris: then we have the bouncing balls.
5 red spheres that went up and sown set in a row.
Chris: followed by the discs and the sticks.
3 turntables are shown, the second one had a stick spinning like clock hands.
Chris: if you survive that, you will have to go through the Knockout-Splash Wall.
A wall full of holes through which boxing gloves came out.
Chris: and then climb up to the entrance of the water-labyrinth.
It was a climb with steps, which led to a tube slide that went around and around.
Chris: Please refrain from throwing up in it, I don't want you to be tired when you have to go over the triumphal arch.
It shows a planted one with the giant boot from season 4, and how there were a series of structures holding green bags in the air.
Chris: And after that, your next test will be the killer clock.
12 pillars are shown, arranged in a circular fashion, with a huge pole spinning on top of them all.
Chris: and if somehow, you make it past that, then you will have to go through the water barrels.
A row of falling barrels is shown, Donkey Kong style.
Chris: And finally, through the spinning logs.
Some rotating pipes are shown and a last platform with a button.
Chris: Once getting through all 9 challanges, touch the button on the final platform to stop the timer, once everyone makes it through, the total times will be added up, the team with the best time wins the challenge.
Shane: what about the bags that are in the triumphal arch?
Chris: good question Shane, those bags have badges with a unit of time on them, get one or more and take one or more to the end, and that amount of time will be deducted from your score.
Valerie: Chris, that doesn't seem very fair to me. I mean, they have two more players, which means they can take more bags.
Chris: I know, that's where the fun is, besides, a miscalculation can always happen.
Elias: and what happens if we fall into the water in one of the tests?
Chris: there are stairs, however, you have to go through the whole circuit, no matter how many times you fall, you go up, and try again. The only exception is the triumphal arch to avoid having more than one chance to take bags per head. The more tries, the more time you waste.
Laney: and, that's it?
Chris: Yep.
Alan: Are you sure?
Chris: totally. What, you want me to complicate it?
Jane: it's just that with your background, lack of information is a possible thing.
Chris: not this time, unfortunately the budget avoided preparing the waters for crocodiles or piranhas, so, your only risk will be not knowing how to swim. Although if you want I can make a call and...
All: NO.
Chris: Shall we get started then? Mooses, you will have the privilege of sending your first player.
Elias: So... who goes first?
The team members exchange glances.
Damian: step aside kids, let the Sheriff take over.
The cowboy started running along the platform path until he reached the first test. He started jumping between the platforms with relative ease, once he reached the last one, he got hold of the edge and managed to climb up.
Damian: Looks like the dirty dog forgot to mention, these platforms are wetter than a bar cash register after a gunfight.
The other Campers gave an annoyed look to Chris who was smiling innocently.
Chris: Whoops.
Damian started running towards the Balls, but fell on the third one, forcing him to go back to the ladder and try again, luckily he made it to the second one, passing the spinning discs, where he had to run in the opposite direction.
Damian: now I know how those who use those fancy gym treadmills feel.
Damian managed to pass to the second wheel, where he jumped to dodge the spinning stick in the middle, and then passed to the third, until he reached the next platform, he started to advance through the Knockout-Splash wall, dodging all the possible fists, until one hit him in the stomach, making him stay suspended, he still managed to cross and started to climb up to the slide.
Damian: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
He shot out the bottom and ended up directly in the target of the boot, which kicked him, and surprisingly, he grabbed a bag with his mouth.
Chris: an impressive maneuver.
The cowboy made an effort to resist the dizziness and fatigue and passed the killer clock with relative ease, then it was the turn of the barrels, where he was very lucky and managed to jump the last one and get on the platform that led to the logs, he almost fell a couple of times, but managed to reach the final platform and press the button.
Chris: 7 minutes and 49 seconds, not bad for being the first to try it.
Damian: What?
Chris: well, the first one who hasn't ended seriously injured.
A medical tent is shown, with 8 interns on stretchers, with different injuries.
Chris: to balance things out, the mooses will send two more players, then we'll move on to do an owl, a moose, an owl, a moose, a moose, and so on.
Lacey went ahead and started going through the course, she passed the platforms and bouncing balls with ease, the spinning platforms threw her off balance a bit because of her height, but she managed to survive long enough to get past the Knockout-Splash wall, where she just started taking the hits, focusing on staying pinned to the wall.
Chris: and Lacey takes quite a different strategy, instead of dodging the blows, she's taking them all and ignoring the pain.
The Biker reached the other side of the wall and started climbing the slide.
Lacey: I hope I don't get stuck.
Once she was out of the slide, she walked as best she could to the boot and got the kick, she grabbed a bag roughly and started through the killer watch, the pole hit her in the end, but luckily she managed to hold on to the platform. Once she was in the path of the barrels, she literally kicked the first one, knocking down all the ones in her path to then go through the spinning logs and hit the button.
Chris: 6 minutes and 37 seconds, not bad.
Lucas was next to start the circuit, the wrestler jumped between the sloping walls and then jumped onto the first ball which sent him all the way to the third, which sent him back to the second, then to the fourth, then to the first again, and finally to the initial platform.
Lucas: {Fuck}
The Latino Luchador jumped again and this time going through the balls in one attempt, to get past the spinning platforms, he made it all the way to the end with some difficulty and started to pass the wall with... let's say, not so productive results.
Lucas: Ouch, my chest, ah, my shoulder, ah, my liver, ahhh, my knee.
Out of nowhere a glove hitted him in the face.
Lucas(stunned): {that's all you...}
The same glove hit him three times in a row at full speed making him fall down.
Chris: uhh, I love when that happens.
The wrestler swam back to the start and went back over the wall (with many punches in between) and stood up to celebrate.
Lucas: ha, finally.
A glove came off the side of the wall and gave him a blow straight in the face, making him stagger backwards and fall into the slide, once he got out, he stood up, only to be hit by the boot.
Lucas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
He evidently failed to grab any bags and fell onto the next platform, once standing, he went through the killer clock very poorly, falling into the water and having to start over and being pushed back onto the platform by the pole, as did the barrels that knocked him down once, and the second one ran over him as he crawled to the end, though making one last effort, he held onto the platform and pressed the button with his head.
Chris: 10 minutes and 17 seconds, what a massacre.
Lucas: why don't you come over here and give it a try?
The wrestler fell into the water where he was rescued by Lacey.
Chris: No thanks. Owls, your turn to send someone.
Jane: oh I'll do it, this is my kind of challenge.
Jane started running down the platforms, crossed the diagonal walls, bounced off the first ball and used the momentum to get to the third and repeat the action, making it to the turntable with no problem, the Knockout-Splash wall was the first difficulty, as she got hit in the leg, causing her to lose her balance, however, she swam to the start and swam back across, then entered the slide-labyrinth and shot up to the boot, which sent her flying, Jane grabbed two bags and started jumping through the killer clock, the barrels were little problem for the gymnast who swam through them as if they were training hurdles and finally started to cross the spinning logs until she hit the button.
Chris: and Jane achieves an incredible 4 minutes and 15 seconds, hardly anyone will beat that.
Both teams were amazed and their reactions varied.
-confessional-
Keith: Ugh, that bitch always thinks she's so special.
Valerie: cocky.
Shane: note, ask Jane for gymnastics lessons.
Lacey: Jane seems to be a worthy adversary, I hope I get a chance to measure myself against her later on.
Lucas: Did you see that? She practically glided around the track like it was a walk in the park. Asombroso
-end of confessional-
Alan was the next Moose to start the circuit, he went through the platforms with little trouble, then started bouncing on the balls, until he crossed to the other side.
Alan: this reminds me of that time I tried to qualify for American Ninja Warrior.
The influencer jumped the pole and went to the Knockout-Splash wall where he evaded all possible fists, unfortunately, one hit him in the leg, making him lose his balance, and allowing another glove to hit him in the shoulder and threw him into the water, and on the second attempt he received a blow to the forehead, so he had to retry once again, fortunately this time he passed.
Alan: Very good, now, Cowabunga.
Alan went down the slide, and came out the other side spinning like a top.
Alan (dizzy): Can I do it again?
The boot hit him in the chest and sent him flying, the influencer managed to grab a bag with difficulty, the impact made him recover a little from the dizziness and he started to go through the killer clock, once he reached the other side, he started to evade the barrels as best he could, until he reached the other platform, finally he started to cross the logs, until he reached the other side and pressed the button.
Chris: 7 with 58, not so bad.
Alan: tell me you got my face on the slide.
Chris pressed a button and a screen showed a recording of Alan on the slide.
Alan: Please upload that to the show channel.
Chris: I will, now go down and let others go through it, pain equals ratings.
Dean: all right, let's hit it.
Dean began to run through the circuit, passing through the platforms, from which he almost fell on more than one occasion, but managed to cross to the other side, then began to jump on the balls, but fell on the third and had to return, then managed to cross them, passed through the turntables, until he reached the Knockout-Splash wall where he received a direct blow to the stomach, but he endured the pain and crossed. Then he threw himself down the slide, until he came out on the other side, and once he got up, he prepared to receive the blow from the boot. He grabbed a bag and began to advance through the pillars of the clock, then went through the barrels.
Dean: ah, just like when I worked in my uncle's brewery.
The worker jumped onto the platform of the logs and began to cross them, until he tripped and was clinging to one.
Dean: That's close.
Chris pulled out a button and pushed it, making the log spin even faster sending it flying.
Dean: McLeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
The worker ended up falling on the final platform.
Everyone grimaced in pain.
Dean used what little strength he had left and pressed the button.
Chris: 7 minutes and 20 seconds to Deán the flyer.
Deán: screw you.
The worker fell into the water and was helped by the chef.
Chris: Who will be the next to get a good shake and who will be the first to need RCP? Find out after the break.
- commercial break-
Carly was the next member of the Mooses to start. The millionaire crossed the sloping platforms with relative ease.
-confessional-
Carly: Dad, if you're watching this, I really appreciate you talking me into those gymnastics classes.
-end of confessional-
Carly used the second ball as a trampoline and made it all the way to the platform, then started running down the turntables, made it to the wall and started moving forward, unfortunately one of the fists hit her shoulder pulling and forcing her back over the wall. She then slid down the slide and stood up to receive the boot.
Carly: ahhhhhhhhhh.
The millionaire managed to grab a bag barely, and started jumping down the pillars and then went to the barrels, and finally the spinning logs, and hit the button.
Chris: 6.34 for Miss Morningstar.
Carly jumped into the water and once she started to come out along the shore, some of the guys and girls stood around watching her.
Carly: Is there something in my hair?
-confessional-
Helen: By the gods of Rock-limpus Carly is amazing.
Dean: Wow... just... wow.
Valerie takes her glasses and bends them until they break.
-end of confessional-
Shane: my turn.
The superhero jumped between the different platforms to then pass the bouncing balls with little problem, then he reached the rotating platform, unfortunately the stick managed to hit him in the leg, knocking him down and making the third platform throw him into the water. He tried again and this time he made it past it with no problem, as well as the wall, and the slide, he grabbed a bag from the triumphal arch and started past the killer clock pillars, once he made it all the way to the barrel platform.
Shane: This is just like that time I took on the Concrete-Fist goons.
Shane jumped over the barrels until he crossed to the other platform and started crossing the logs until he hit the button.
Chris: 7.18.
Sarah entered the course, jumping between the platforms naturally, then went through the bouncing balls and spinning platforms with relative ease, the Knockout-Splash wall drifted her instantly, and on her second attempt she fell halfway down, third time was the charm and was thrown down the labyrinth slide, got the kick in the trump arch and grabbed a bag, then started jumping on the killer clock platforms, once on the barrel path, she used one as a platform to jump from barrel to barrel until she got to the last test, the spinning logs and finally Knockout-Splash.
Chris: 8.93 for Sarah.
Paul took a breath and started across the inclined platforms, then jumped and the bouncing ball sent him into the water, so he had to climb back up the ladder to try again. He then crossed over the rotating platforms until he reached the Knockout-Splash wall, where he fell 3 times.
Paul: I swear I'm going to smash this wall if it happens to me one more time.
The mechanic finally crossed the wall and went over to the slide.
Paul: this is crazier than that time we raced that homemade buggyyyyyyyyy.
Once he came out the other side, he stood up and got the boot, unfortunately he failed to catch any bags and fell off the platform, forcing him to lose time with the ladder, then he went through the killer clock and got to the barrels, where he kicked the machine.
Chris: hey, watch out for that.
Paul ignored the host and climbed onto the last platform, to start crossing the logs.
Paul: I feel like an idiot.
Chris: That's the point.
Paul pushed the button.
Chris: 9.81 for the crazy mechanic.
Paul: hey.
Bryan started to cross the track, almost fell off one of the inclined platforms, but made it across to the other side, then passed on the bouncing balls and the spinning platforms, made it to the Knockout-Splash wall and although it took him a bit of time, he made it across without falling, slid down the slide, got the kick and grabbed a bag, then crossed the killer clock, fell once into the barrels and finally, crossed the logs and hit the button.
Bryan: I did it.
Chris: 8.78 for Bryan.
Melody: let me go next.
Keith: knock yourself out.
Melody: thank you.
Keith looked at her confused, La dark started across the course with relative ease, avoided all the Knockout-Splash punches as if he knew at what point they were coming out, then slid into the slide, and took the boot hit, undeterred, took no bag and continued on his way, jumping on the killer clock like hopscotch, barrels like rocks and passed the logs like they were static.
Chris: 6.66? What a coincidence.
Elias started to take the course, falling on the second platform, and having to return to the start. Once he crossed the turntables, he passed to the Knockout-Splash wall where he received a blow...
Elias: not in the family jewels.
Elias fell into the water holding the hit area and went back to the start, crossed the wall again and went down the slide...only to get stuck in the middle.
Elias: umm, Chris, I'm a little stuck.
The presenter pulled out another button and pressed it, a cannon popped out at the top of the slide and fired a jet of pressurized water. Releasing the prankster and sending him into the water, giving the boot no time.
Chris: I was hoping I could use that from earlier.
Elias swimmed to the next platform and once he ascended, he passed the killer clock, which hit him the moment he set foot on the first pillar, then knocked him down again near the end, forcing him to retry a third time, then through the barrels, and finally the logs so he could get to the button.
Chris: 10 minutes and 57 seconds.
Ethan: let me go next fellas.
Valerie: You can do it baby.
The knight jumped between the platforms and clung to the edge to climb to the next test, once he passed the bouncing balls, he climbed to the rotating platforms where he was almost hit by the stick, but managed to cross to the Knockout-Splash wall, where he avoided all possible gloves, although he received more than one hit. He still managed to cross and slid down the slide, and braced himself for the impact of the boot, he managed to grab two bags, but one fell into the water.
Ethan: Bad luck.
Ethan jumped between the platforms of the killer clock until he reached the next platform, where he began to evade the barrels, and once he was at the end he had to go through the rotating logs, which almost made him fall several times, until he reached the other side and pressed the button.
Chris: and that's 8 minutes and 94 seconds for Sir Ethan.
Helen: time to put some "smoke on the water".
The rocker started running towards the track, jumped between the inclined platforms, crossed the bouncing balls and the spinning platforms, and then reached the Knockout-Splash wall where she took a direct hit in the face, but managed to hold on.
Helen: "You Punch, Break Finger."
(Quote from Dethklok's "Face fisted")
The rocker launched herself down the slide and once she came out the other side she received the boot kick. Managing to grab a bag.
Helen: woooooooojuuuuuuuu.
The rocker crossed the last three trials with little difficulty and pressed the button.
Chris: and that's about 6 minutes and 29.
Helen: Rock and roll.
Valerie: Ugh, I hope the water is clean.
Chris: Don't count on it.
Valerie jumped between the different platforms, then got to the bouncy balls, where she almost fell at the end, but managed to hold on to the platform, to move to the spinning platforms and then to the Knockout-Splash wall, where she dodged all the gloves by miracle, slid down the slide and jumped into the water.
Keith: What the hell are you doing?
Valerie: No way am I letting that thing touch my skin.
Valerie climbed up the ladder on the other side and started jumping the killer clock, then dodged the barrels as best she could and finally crossed the logs on her second attempt.
Chris: 9 minutes and 17 seconds to Valerie.
Rose: I'm up.
Carly: good luck Rose.
The explorer started jumping between the inclined platforms, then used the second ball as a trampoline to get to the end, she passed the rotating platforms with little difficulty and then advanced through the Knockout-Splash wall where she fell halfway down, on the second attempt she made it through the slide, took the boot hit and grabbed two bags, once she touched the platform, she started to jump the killer clock, but due to a miscalculation she took a hit from the barrels, forcing her to try again, until she pressed the button.
Chris: and Rose wins the badge for completing the circuit with a time of 5.23.
(I'll do a little snippet here because writing this already got super redundant, so the last 5 will be a Highlights).
Nikki is shown rapping slipping on the first platform, failing to grab a bag, and clinging to the final platform.
Chris: 7. 84.
Corey is shown being shunted by the Knockout-Splash wall, grabbing a bag and falling at the end of the killer clock.
Chris: 6.16.
Keith took a forehand from the wall, took 1 bag, fell into the clock and into the logs.
Chris: 8.30.
Olivia performed poorly, falling off the wall 3 times, catching 2 bags but losing one and then falling off the logs.
Chris: 9.85.
The last camper was Laney who was lucky not to fall off the wall and catch a bag, but did have trouble with the barrels, which slowed her down a bit.
Chris: and Laney scores 7.47. time to do the total count and discounts.
Chris and a few attempts to go through the bags and times.
Chris: got the results, Mooses, you had the highest base time at 93 minutes and 43 seconds.
The Mooses looked at each other.
Chris: However, that time comes down with your 11 bags to a total of 65.58.
The moose calmed down a bit.
Chris: Unfortunately that's not enough to beat the owls, who thanks to their 8 bags, managed to reduce their time from 76.72 to 58.52. The confused owls win the challenge. And, they will have tonight's reward meal from our friends at the contact zoo restaurant.
The owls celebrated.
Chris: Screaming mooses, you had a good 2 day invict run, but it's time for one of you to say goodbye at tonight's campfire ceremony.
The camera cuts to the forest where the 6 moose boys had gathered.
Alan: So... who are we going to vote for?
Damian: I suggest Mr. mystery or the bait ball.
Lucas: How about we vote you out slack mouth?
Damian: At least I'll complete the circuit faster, you legless goat.
Lucas: wipe your mouth to talk to me idiota
Corey stepped in and tried to keep them apart.
Corey: hey calm down, it's not worth it.
Bryan: I...
Elias: You what Bryan?
Bryan: No, nothing.
Damian: Just sing for once.
Bryan sighed.
Bryan: I was going to suggest that we vote for Olivia.
The others looked at each other.
Alan: Why?
Bryan: well, she was the worst performer of the girls, and I really wouldn't want to have to vote for one of you yet.
Lucas: but what for? We can get rid of Dirty Harry.
Damian: same goes for you Caristico.
Bryan: well, I heard Olivia is on the total drama blog, which means she can access our information.
Elias: how.
Bryan: by Sierra, dont you remember the info she had on the rest of the cast in World Tour?
Alan: yeah, I don't want to know how she did it.
Damian: I must admit, the quiet one brings up a good point, but let's be clear, this is one time and that's it, next time, save yourselves.
Lucas: but in the best case scenario we will be 6 and 6.
Alan: We will have to trust the girls to divide votes between Damian and you.
The 6 boys separated.
The camera cuts to the campfire ceremony.
Chris: Welcome to your first campfire ceremony screaming Mooses, today the 12 will become 11, take your vows in the confessional and then come back to see who will be the unlucky one.
-confessional-
Bryan: nothing personal Olivia, but you might know too much.
Lucas: I feel bad for doing this.
Helen: sorry.
Carly looked at the pictures of Lucas and Damian undecided.
-end of confessional-
Chris: I have the votes, the ones that will stay another day at camp are Corey.
Corey: yes
Chris: Bryan, Lacey, Rose, Elias, Helen, Sarah, Alan and Carly.
The millionaire caught her marshmallow and sighed, not realizing that Valerie was sending her a murderous glare from the peanut gallery.
Chris: and that leaves the 3 worst performers of the challenge, Lucas the masked wrestler, Damian the gunslinger and Olivia the shipper blogger. One of you will be leaving today, but it won't be Lucas.
The wrestler sighed in relief and caught the marshmallow. Leaving only Damian and Olivia.
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The cowboy caught the marshmallow.
Olivia looked down.
Lucas: I'm sorry.
Olivia: it's okay, after all that's the nature of this game.
The Shipper said goodbye to her companions and boarded the bus.
Olivia: well, at least I wasn't the first.
At that her phone rings, Olivia opens it and sees she has an email.
Olivia: Finally I have access to the blog. I mist be out of the camps reach.
But her expression changes from happiness to astonishment.
Olivia: oh no, I have to warn the others.
She tries to open the back door of the bus but couldn't, it was completely sealed.
Olivia: nooooooooo.
The camera focuses on Bryan with a list, where he crosses off Olivia's name.
Bryan: 3 down, 20 to go.
The camera cuts to the production truck where Chris was watching everything.
Chris: he finally made a move, this just gets better, who will be Bryan's next victim?, will Lucas make it through an episode without getting hurt?, and will the owls be able to keep their victory, or will it just be a one time thing? Find out in the next episode of Drama... Total... Camp Chaotic.
-END OF EPISODE-
-VOTES-
Corey: Olivia
Olivia: Damian
Bryan: Olivia
Lacey: Lucas
Lucas: Olivia
Rose: Damian
Elias: Olivia
Helen: Olivia
Damian: Olivia
Sarah: Damian
Alan: Olivia
Carly: Damian
-RESULTS-
Lucas: 1
Damian: 4
Olivia: 7
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
24- Lara, the cosplayer (confused owls)
23- Anthony the pirate (confused owls)
22- Olivia the shipper (screaming moose)
-Teams-
Screaming Elks- Corey, Bryan, Lacey, Lucas, Rose, Elias, Helen, Damian, Sarah, Alan, Carly.
Confused Owls- Laney, Shane, Melody, Keith, Nikki, Ethan, Paul, Jane, Dean, Valerie.
Well that was a refreshing episode to write.
I know I'm only 3 episodes in, but this was easily the one I enjoyed writing the most, because of the challenge, based on Wipeout, and the Campers journeys, especially those who suffered a bit like Damian and Lucas.
And here Bryan finally makes one of his first moves by taking out Olivia, at a risk of her knowing too much with the blog. I wanted to wait for his move in order for him to analyze his team a bit to determine who can be used and who should be taken out of the way.
I originally thought about Olivia lasting a bit longer, functioning as a sort of love counselor, but in the end I decided it would be more interesting to keep other characters, plus not all of a villain's victims must necessarily be physical threats to his game.
We also get small glimpses of certain plots with the dialogues during the challenge, let's see how many they pick up.
In the next episode, our teams will have to prove how well they can collaborate when they come face to face with a camp quest.