Total Drama Chaotic Camp
Episode 12- Disastrous Talents.
Chris: In the latest episode of Total Drama.
Chris' parachute descent is shown, as well as footage of the three extreme challenges.
Chris: Our campers got an adrenaline rush when they came face to face with three deadly tests, with three players in each.
Lucas is shown crashing on the mud-board.
Chris: a shuddering mud-board slide.
Alan is shown being kicked by the robo-horse.
Chris: A stop and shove on an animal robo-rodeo.
The 6 campers are shown stacked up after fighting off 6 of the 8 dreadnoughts. To then move on to the platform with the 14 Campers who took part in that challenge.
Chris: and a beating courtesy of the dreads that left us in a tie, causing us to have to include one last round. One last camper standing on the lake.
Shane is shown taking down Lucas and Keith, Alan being taken down at the end by Jane. And the elimination of the same.
Chris: In the end, it was Jane's incredible skills, as well as a poor handling of Shane, that generated another defeat for the Elks, but fortunately for the superhero, Bryan considered him more useful than the Influencer.
Valerie and Bryan's kiss and laughter is shown.
Chris: and as icing on the cake, the actor and the dressmaker reinforced their alliance with a wicked kiss. This is love that really works. Who will be the next to be betrayed? Can the Elks finally break out of the spiral of defeat? Find out in this new episode of Drama. Total. Camp Chaotic.
-INTRO-
We see a camera coming out of the middle of a tree, a set of lights coming out of a garbage can, a second camera coming out of a burrow pulling out a Mole, a last camera came out of the water in front of a beaver, who showed his middle finger out to the camera.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera passes across the road, along an old bus, and through the forest to the camp, where Chris was with his cellphone and a coffee, while Chef was chasing a raccoon that was taking an apple.
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera enters another section of the forest where Rose is seen feeding a squirrel, when the branch they are on breaks and falls to the ground, next to Melody who was sitting on a nearby log petting a rattlesnake, which was wagging its tail like a dog. The camera panned a bit showing Sarah doing her tricks on her skateboard, until she hits a jump that sends her flying, fortunately, Lacey caught her, the skateboarder hugged her while the biker rolled her eyes.
I wanna be famous…
I wanna live close to the sun,
The camera pans to a section of the river where Corey and Laney were arguing in a canoe, which fell over the waterfall.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The two passed behind a log where Lucas and Damian were having a fight, until the log broke causing them both to fall. The camera moves to the confessional where Shane was trying to open the door, until Lara, dressed as Raven from the "Teen Titans" scares him, making him go through the door.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!...
The camera moves to the base of the mountain, where Nikki was writing something in her notebook, while watching Helen playing a song on her guitar. Then the camera moved to the side showing Bryan smiling awkwardly for a selfie with Alan, when out of nowhere, Elias scares the influencer, causing the photo to go wrong.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
The camera pans over the lake, where Anthony was observing his surroundings with a spotting scope, while Keith and Jane were trying to knock each other off platforms with sticks.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous,
The camera moves to the dock where Ethan was sharpening his sword, being watched by Valerie, until a bucket of water falls on her, showing that Paul had thrown it. Valerie jumped on him and they began to fight.
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
I wanna be famous...
The camera goes up to focus on the sun, and it changes to the moon, then down to the bonfire, where Carly was looking at Deán blushing, he notices and approaches her, but Olivia comes out in the middle of them both and raises a sign with a heart and the letters CD, making them both blush even more.
-Whistling in tune-
The camera zooms out showing the 24 Campers around the campfire, and the season sign is shown.
-end of the intro-
The camera focuses on the outside of the winners' cabin during the night, Carly was sitting on the couch, with a notebook in her hand, where she had the names of her former teammates, with those of the eliminated crossed out.
Carly: Who is it?
Melody: Do you need help?
Carly: ahhhhh.
Melody: Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Carly: Well you did.
Melody: It's a force of habit. Do you want my help?
Carly sighed.
Carly: no, I appreciate it, but I'll fix this on my own. I just need to rest.
Carly walked away. As Melody watched her.
-confessional-
Carly: I know help would be helpful, but I don't know how much I can trust the new team, I mean, none of them seem all bad... ok, maybe Keith and Valerie are a little bad. But Melody has already proven to do weird things, I don't know how much I can trust.
Melody: Carly has trouble trusting me. I understand that, but she needs a helping hand on this mission. For some reason I can't perceive effects beyond today, as if there is something interfering, but I did manage to see what I need to help Carly. Paul already has the necessary tools, he just has to take the step.
-end of confessional-
In the losers' hut, more precisely, on the boys' side, things were extremely tense, the 3 of them were staring at each other, without saying a word, or making a single noise.
-confessional-
Shane: Clearly someone betrayed us at the ceremony, but which one was it, Bryan wouldn't do it, unless Lacey was threatening him. Maybe she's the villain, but Lucas... no, The only thing wrong with Lucas is that he likes Jane... I mean, that sometimes he acts without thinking.
Lucas: Bryan or Shane, one of them betrayed the alliance, the last thing we need is that. Now we're completely even with the girls, hopefully the merge shouldn't be too far away, we need to keep the team together. {But when I find out the traitorous piece of shit, I'm going to punch him with all the rage and all the anger I have stored up}
Bryan: this is perfect, these two are like crazy trying to think who betrayed us, none of them distrust me, now I just have to keep it that way until the merge and then, my beautiful black rose Valerie and I will go over everyone, using the gorilla as a puppet.
-end of confessional-
On the girls' side, Helen was asleep hugging her guitar, while mumbling a song in her sleep.
Helen (murmurando entre sueños): All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said (all the things she said)
This is not enough (enough, enough, enough)
I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?
I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Want to fly to a place where it's just you and me
Nobody else so we can be free
Nobody else so we can be free
(All the things she said. De t.A.T.u. así como está escrito)
Sarah and Lacey looked on in amazement.
Lacey: It's like a walking MP3 player.
Sarah: The good thing is that it's volume controlled, and they have good songs.
Lacey: Yeah. Listen, the merger shouldn't be too far away, and I have a sneaking suspicion that the guys are allied.
Sarah: Are you suggesting that we form an alliance?
Lacey: Yes. I don't like the idea of having to eliminate any of the guys, but at this point it's something to consider, especially since we're outnumbered by the owls.
Sarah: Good. When the merge comes we will be an alliance, but until then, we all have to stick together, we can't lose anyone else.
Lacey: We agree, we'll tell Helen later.
Once everyone fell asleep, the night passed quietly, until the sun rose.
Shane left the cabin and went into the woods, he needed to relax his head a bit. So he started doing pull-ups using a tree branch as a bar.
Shane (thinking): I have to focus, Valerie and Keith are still on the team, and we are already about half way through the season, I have to find a way to stop them, the longer it goes on, the harder it will be.
Jane: Hi Shane.
Shane: ahhh.
The superhero let go of the branch and fell to the ground. Jane ran to pick him up.
Jane: Are you okay?
Shane: Yeah, I think so. You took me by surprise.
Jane: Yeah, I wanted to see how you were doing after yesterday.
Shane: I already told you I'm fine, it was just a bump.
Jane looked at him with a "I don't believe you" expression.
-confessional-
Shane: I'm not good at lying.
-end of confessional-
Jane: Shane, we don't know each other very well, but we know each other well enough to know that something is bothering you.
Shane: I'm serious, I'm fine, there's nothing wrong with me... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my tone.
Jane sighed, she knew that conversation wasn't going anywhere.
Jane: It's okay. It's your privacy, I don't have to get involved.
Shane: no, no, it's not that. I'm not angry. Just.
Jane: don't worry, neither am I.
Jane retreated while the superhero just watched her, and then hit a nearby tree, having to endure the pain so as not to scream.
Meanwhile Paul and Ethan decided to take advantage of the nice day and went to the lake to fish, although it was just for entertainment and they would let the fish go free as soon as they caught them.
Paul: Thanks for helping me with this. I've never gone fishing before.
Ethan: Really?
Paul nodded.
Ethan: Well, my grandfather taught me all his tricks, he was a sailor.
The gentleman put out some bait he took from the stand at the lake and handed that rod to the mechanic, then repeated the process on another rod.
Ethan: now you just have to cast as far as you can, and it will be a matter of patience.
The gentleman performed the action, Paul imitated him, and they both sat on the dock to wait.
Paul: Now I understand why they say this is relaxing.
Paul's sisal began to move.
Paul: I've got one, something spikey.
Ethan: pick up cable.
Paul started pulling the cable until he pulled out... a turtle, which had an injured leg.
Paul: oh... Do you know how to treat turtles?
Elsewhere, Nikki was sitting with her notebook, Carly approached with a cup.
Carly: Coffee?
Nikki: ... yes.
Carly set the cup down on the table, and sat down on one of the adjoining couches.
Carly: What are you trying to do?
Nikki: I wanted to do a rap to blow off some steam, but the motive I had isn't as clear as it sounds.
Carly: Well, I don't know much about rapping. But I guess like any other kind of music you need to focus your emotions. Think of something else that made you angry.
Nikki thought about it for a moment. Carly for her part decided to leave her alone, she didn't want to disturb her artist moment, and she had her own mission at hand.
The camera returned to the forest, where Ethan, Paul and Melody were treating the tortoise, the boys kept it still, while Melody finished some kind of herbal paste and put it inside some leaves as a bandage.
Ethan: Thank you for helping us, Miss Melody.
Melody: No problem, it's all for a poor tortoise. And please, you don't need to refer to me as Miss.
Now, lift her up a bit.
The boys paid heed, Melody brought the blindfold closer to the turtle, which went into its shell.
Melody: don't worry little one, this won't hurt you. Trust me.
The reptile poked its little head out slightly and allowed itself to be treated, the dark one wrapped the sheet around its injured paw.
Melody: ready, now a little bit of tree sap to stick the bandage and you will only have to walk carefully.
The boys left the tortoise on the ground and it started to walk slowly, although it was evident that its pace was slowing down.
Paul: You should be a veterinarian.
Melody: Well, maybe someday... If they allow it.
Ethan: They?
Melody: it's nothing, just take the little one to the lake.
Paul and Ethan nodded and picked up the turtle, unintentionally their hands touched, they both looked at each other and moved closer, while Melody watched with her typical expressionlessness.
Melody: 3...2...1.
The sound of a horn interrupted all activity, and forced everyone to cover their ears.
Chris (loudspeaker): Attention Campers, it's time for my day to get better and yours to get worse, go to the meeting area to get briefed on your next challenge.
Ethan/Paul: Let's go.
The two of them ran off, while Melody couldn't help but let out a small laugh, as she picked up the turtle.
Melody: oh, those two are 3 steps away from being trending.
The turtle nodded.
The camera cuts to the camp.
Bryan: Lucas, are you okay?
The view moves showing that the wrestler was on a rock, lying in a not at all comfortable arch.
Lucas: Yeah. I just need 5 minutes for my back to settle back down.
A few minutes later the 2 teams were in some bleachers in front of a stage.
Helen: Ugh, I like this already.
Lucas arrived with a bag of ice strapped to his back. Something that didn't go unnoticed by the other team.
Keith: Looks like one of you sleeps on your side.
Lucas held up the 3 fingers in the middle.
Lucas: {Read between the lines Keith. Read between the lines}
Kieth: translation.
Lucas: {I'll give you your translation}
Shane, Lacey and Helen grabbed him before he tried anything.
Shane: relax, don't make a moment Hulk.
Lucas saw that Jane was watching him and decided to calm down so as not to create a bad impression.
Lucas: Ok, but another one just the same, and the monkey goes in a box to Taiwan.
A piano melody caught everyone's attention, the curtain opened to reveal Chris in the costume he wore on world tour when he revealed there would be musical numbers.
Chris: Welcome players, it's time to see which of you is good for something, and which of you is completely useless, with...
Helen: A talent show?
Chris: ... Yes, a talent show. Helen. Thanks for stealing my thunder. Anyway, things are pretty much online, 5 Acts per team, which will be judged by 5 judges, ie Mua, Chef Hatchet, and some guests who should be arriving by the time of the contest.
Jane: Is there a limit?
Chris: Yep, all acts must be individuals, they will have access to dressing rooms, sewing supplies and the like. Those not participating should just watch the action and cheer. They have exactly 5 hours to prepare.
The Owls went straight to the winning hut, while the Elks decided to go to the old guard post.
Sarah: the good news is that since there are 6 of us, only one will be left out and it will be easier to choose.
Bryan: How will we choose?
Lucas: I think it will be a vote of 5, each one will show what they can do, the other 5 decide.
Lacey: Sounds good, do you guys agree?
Shane: yes.
Sarah: totally.
Helen: Rock And Roll.
Bryan: whatever saves conflict. Now, who wants to showcase their talent first.
Shane: Me. But I need some drinks, I'll be right back.
The hero opened the basement/storage room door and went inside.
Meanwhile, the owls were sitting in the living room, looking towards the bathroom.
Valerie (from inside): okay, music please.
Nikki activated a player, a catwalk music started to play, Valerie opened the door, and came out wearing a gray jacket with blue butterflies, complemented with a blouse that mimicked the texture of butterfly wings, white pants, black shoes, and had her hair pulled back in a ponytail. She took a few steps as if she was in a Monaco parade and went back inside, in less than 1 minute she came out again, this time with a pink dress, that in the dress area, turned to reliefs, like a real Rose, her hair was now tied up and had a rose on a clip, plus she had her lips made up in the same color.
Valerie: so, what do you think?
The other team members looked at each other.
Paul: Well I have to admit it. You know how to make an entrance.
Ethan: It's a peculiar sense, but attractive in its own way.
Jane: Yes, but you definitely have an edge when you change so quickly. I'll say you're a strong candidate.
Valerie: Oh, they won't move me from there baby.
Jane: Well, Paul, what can you do?
Paul: ammm, I can take apart an engine in 3 minutes by myself.
The others saw that.
Paul: And, I'm a good inventor too. I once used a golf cart battery, a metal plate, a blowtorch and a special fish tank to make a coffee pot for the garage.
Dean: Well, that's unique, it should be in the...
Paul: It took 4 days, and several burns in between.
Dean: oh. Maybe not.
Back in the area where the mooses were. Shane arranged the glasses on a table and poured different amounts of water into them, then began to play a melody with the glasses. The others watched him attentively, amazed at the ease with which he was able to channel the notes. The hero finished off with a scale of Do to Si. And then with a quick movement he did it in reverse. The others applauded.
Helen: That was amazing.
Lucas: I've never seen your airbender face.
Shane: Thanks, I use it to entertain the kids at the community center.
Lacey: who are in favor of Shane's talent.
Bryan, Lucas, Sarah and Helen raised their hands.
Lacey: well, that defines it, Shane, you're in. Sarah, what are you offering?
Sarah smiled and pulled out her skateboard, started to move forward and did a couple of simple tricks like an Ollie, a trick flip, a grind on a log, and then did more complicated stuff, like balancing on one end of the board, and even a flip using a rock as a ramp.
Bryan: I think there are no arguments here.
Lacey: Exactly.
Back at the mansion, Keith was demonstrating his strength with the weights from the gym, plus help from Ethan, Paul and Dean doing extra weights.
Keith: and so on for about 15 minutes.
The girls looked at each other.
Carly: no offense Keith, but I'm not entirely sure it's enough. I mean, yeah it's awesome, but I doubt 15 minutes of strength is enough to impress Chris or the chef.
Valerie: he's right. Still, we should have it in backup.
Jane: I agree. Now... Dean.
Dean: pass, my best talent is making cocktails.
Jane: okay... Carly.
Carly put a tune on the recorder and began to perform a ballet routine. Valerie frowned a little, but kept it hidden, Dean for his part was completely focused on the girl's movements.
Jane: very well, can we determine Carly as an absolute yes?
Everyone but Keith raised their hand.
Keith: ah, who cares, she's in with Valerie.
Carly: Thank you, I promise I won't let you down.
Paul: Ethan, do you have any talent?
The knight nodded and snapped his fingers, some interns came in with a tree trunk that was the size of a person and of considerable width. Ethan pulled out his sword and began to cut the log, until he left a statue, 1/1 scale of himself, with his sword over his shoulder and holding his shield on the other, to top it off, he stood in that same pose.
Jane: mmm, very possible.
In the owl area, Helen tuned her guitar and started playing a song.
Helen: Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
So dance, fucker, dance, I never had a chance
It was really only you
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
("You're Gonna Go Far, Kid". De "The Offspring")
Lacey: all right, Helen is in with no arguments, Shane, Bryan, Sarah you guys too, Lucas, if your act is good, I'll sit in.
-confessional-
Lucas: I wish there wasn't a limit of 1 per talent, Shane and I could have made a spectacular fight.
-end of confessional-
Lucas: Well, I know sewing.
Bryan: Really?
Lucas: Who do you think makes my attires?
Sarah: ok, but it's not exactly useful for a contest.
Lucas: Well, I can also mimic certain wrestling promos perfectly. Look.
Lucas cleared his throat and climbed up on a rock, and started talking in a huskier voice.
Lucas: The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
Lucas : All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.
Lucas : As the King of the Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the WWF superstars. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.
Lucas : And as far as this championship match is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Davey Boy Smith or Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin's time is come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next WWF Champion. And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
(This is Austin's 3:16 promo, after winning King of The ring 1996. And the one that basically catapulted Stone Cold to be the legend he is).
The other 5 exchanged glances.
Luke: And?
Bryan: Well... it's something.
Lacey: yeah... no offense, but while it's awesome, I doubt it's completely useful for this. Maybe with Chris it'll work. But for now, you're the backup.
Lucas sighed.
Lucas: oh well, at least the world saw me try.
Back at the cabin, the owls were finishing their determination.
Jane: all right, so it will be me, Carly, Nikki, Valerie and Ethan. are you guys okay with that?
Dean: yes.
Keith: I guess, I'm one against eight anyway.
Paul nodded and Melody gave a thumbs up.
Jane: Great, now we have to get ready.
The owls separated, but Valerie took Keith.
Valerie: listen, this may be our chance to take Jane out of the game, we have to sabotage her.
Keith: ok, let's see where she is and let's do it.
The two started looking around and saw Jane in the gym, doing Yoga.
Valerie: all right, we have to do something to sabotage her.
The athlete went to look for something in the locker room area. Valerie took advantage and changed the weight of the machine she was going to use, and left.
When Jane came back and used the machine she started to make the effort and...
Jane: AUCH.
Ethan, Paul and Carly rushed in.
Carly: Jane, what happened?
Jane: My arms, I think I pulled a muscle.
Ethan: Come on, we'll take you to the infirmary.
Jane: No. I can still do it.
The athlete tried to raise her arms, but as soon as they got halfway up, she put on a pained expression and lowered them.
Paul: To the infirmary.
The camera cut to the infirmary, where Jane was lying on a stretcher and the chef arrived dressed as a nurse.
Chef: Your arms seem fine, you are just experiencing muscle fatigue from constant strain. I would recommend that you rest from the challenge for today.
Jane: What?
Ethan: Listen to the chef, the last thing we need is an injury.
Jane: What about the contest?
Paul: Melody said she was willing to cover, and considering Keith's talent doesn't impress and Dean only knows how to mix drinks, I don't think we have much choice.
Jane: Fine. I'll relax. Go tell him and get ready, I'll see you on stage for the challenge.
The recording stops, showing Chris in the production truck.
Chris: I love the inter-team sabotage, can the owls win with this change of plans? Find out, after the break.
-commercial break
The camera cuts to the stage, with both teams present, Jane was the last to arrive, holding several bags of ice in her arms. Something that caught the attention of two boys.
Lucas/Shane: Jane. are you okay...hey, don't repi... stop...don't do...gah.
-confessional-
Bryan: mmm, interesting. The two fools in masks get even more idiotic with Jane's presence. That's something I have to remember.
-end of confessional-
Jane: I'm fine, I just need to rest.
Chris: bonjour mes campeurs. It's time for the incredible talent show, Camp Tipiskaw edition.
Some interns came out holding pyrotechnics. And one missed and nothing came out.
Chris: I'll deduct that from your pay, before I move on to watch them fail on stage. Please welcome our guest judges.
The chef arrived in his Jeep, and out of it stepped a boy with tousled brown hair, brown eyes under yellow glasses, a green T-shirt, blue pants and brown sneakers, and a girl with black hair tied in a high ponytail, a pink dress with one sleeve, red go-go boots, sword earrings and a heart-shaped necklace, who was also carrying a black electric guitar with pink heart stickers and black lightning bolts. In addition to that the chef came down carrying a sack, which he dropped and out of which came a slightly plump, brown-haired, jet-eyed girl with golden circular arts and a yellow dress and shoes. Who was clearly not happy with her method of transportation.
Chris: Destiny, Greg, Grett, welcome.
Greg: Hi.
Destiny: Thank you Chris. This is fantastic, I may not qualify to participate which is Trisnoso, but being here is already Mortool.
Most saw her confused, with the exception of Greg and Melody.
Greg: Destiny tends to mix up words, Trisnoso is Triste plus stinky, and Mortool is Mortal plus Cool.
Keith: weirdos.
Destiny: I heard you, don't insult me or I'll shut you up Kaboong style.
Greg: Desti, Please don't, do you remember what happened last time?
Destiny: umm, no.
Greg: You got suspended and I had to do that debate with the directors so it wouldn't escalate.
Destiny: oh yeah. I still owe you one for that Gregy.
Greg (blushing a little): you know you don't owe me anything.
Helen (whispering): Olivia would have loved to see this.
Lucas: Amen.
Grett: Was that necessary about the jacket?
Chef: you kept complaining about me not finding you a limo, it was either that or a helicopter box.
Grett: well I expected a good deal from you guys.
Chris: then you don't know me well enough. Now, these three lovely fans, you will judge your performances along with me and the chef. On a scale of 1 to 10. The team with the most points at the end wins the challenge. Now, the talents go backstage, the cheerleaders to the stands and the judges to their seats.
Jane, Deán and Keith sat in the owl bleachers, while Lucas sat in the elk bleachers... and saw that he was alone.
Lucas: Amm, can I go over there?
Keith: No.
Jane: Ignore him.
Dean: Yeah, see, what's the worst that can happen?
Lucas smiled and stood next to the others, not seeing what Shane sends him an angry look from the side of the stage. The judges stood in front of desks.
Chris: Moose you have the first talent, then an owl, then a moose, and so on.
The moose looked at each other.
Bryan: I think Lacey should go first, Then Shane, then Sarah, then me, then Helen.
Shane: sounds good, what do you say Lacey?
Lacey: sounds good. Wish me luck.
The Biker girl walked out onto the stage, pushing a rather large box. And with an intern following her.
Lacey: All right, Chris, Chef, Guests and viewers. For my act, I'll juggle.
Keith: boring.
Lacey: with motorcycle parts.
Keith: ok, that's more interesting.
Chris: Shhh. Lacey continues.
The blonde started taking objects out of the box, first an exhaust pipe, a handlebar and an engine, and started juggling, she gestured to the intern with her eye and he threw a wheel, then another one, and part of the frame of the bike, then the rear wheel fenders and even the license plate. All without Lacey stopping to pick up and throw the objects. And to close, she placed them one by one on the ground, forming a pile, topped by the handlebars.
Chris: ok. That was something, definitely requires good coordination, not to mention force control for the different weights of each part. I give it a 7.
Chef: 7
Destiny: 9
Greg: 7
Grett: 4. You just threw motorcycle parts big time.
Lacey: I'd like to see you try.
Grett: no thanks, I don't want to get dirty before a contest.
A screen at the back of the stage brought the moose point up to 34.
Chris: not bad for the first act. Owls, it's your turn to send someone on stage.
Carly came out on stage wearing a ballet outfit, with a light blue tutu with glitter, plus she had her hair tied up, the millionaire signaled and an intern turned on a player, and the Swan Lake tune started playing. Carly began to dance, the judges and spectators watched with different reactions, Deán was dumbfounded.
Lucas: shut your mouth old man, who knows what bugs are around here?
Destiny saw that from the judge thing and smiled.
The millionaire finished her routine and took a bow. Receiving applause from everyone, although Valerie's expression denoted that she was not happy.
Chris: Very good, a classic, I'll give you a 6 for being too simple.
Chef: 7, you did very well.
Destiny: You got a 10, you definitely made a good impression on the right person.
Dean tried to dissemble, almost as if he knew the redhead was referring to him.
Greg: 7
Grett: 6. Very basic.
The owls' score went up to 36.
Chris: and the owls take the lead, now we have Shane and the ninth symphony with cups.
Some interns helped move a table with multiple cups with liquid on it, Shane thundered his fingers and started playing the tune.
Jane: oh wow.
Lucas: yeah it's good... -with a jealous tone- it's really good.
-confessional-
Greg and Destiny are shown sitting together.
Destiny: I've always loved the talent of making music using liquid cups, although I never quite understood how it works.
Greg: Well, when we run one of our water-dampened fingers over a cup with liquid in it, it goes into resonance, and depending on the amount of liquid in it, it will generate a different vibration, which in turn will cause different sound emissions.
Destiny: Mm, thank you Greggy.
Chris (megaphone): Hey, guests are not allowed to use the confessional.
-end of confessional-
Shane finished playing and took a bow.
Chris: good one, but you got a 6.
Chef: 6
Destiny: 9
Greg: 7
Grett: 6, can we bring something more interesting?
The moose score went up to 68. A red alaformvra was extended in the middle, and a curve to the right, as a parade music started playing, Valerie came out wearing the same butterfly outfit from earlier, striking a couple of poses for the cameras, then went back to the fitting room covering her and came out in less than 30 seconds, this time, wearing an outfit of a black and white dress, plus wearing a mask (from those secret dances) and a black and white hat. The third outfit she wore was leopard based, including some clawed gloves and some makeup to make some freckles/spots and did a leopard game in front of the cameras.
Chris: Woah, weird fashion sense, but I'll give you an 8 for creativity.
Chef: 6.
Destiny held up a sign with a 6.
Valerie: 6? You're kidding me.
Destiny: UPS, it was a 9. But I'll lower it to a 7 for your "Marina And the diamonds'' attitude.
Grett: What does that mean?
Destiny got ready to speak, but Greg covered her mouth.
Greg: no need to explain.
Helen: He's right.
-confessional-
Helen: What, I know my musical references.
-end of confessional-
Greg: I'll give you a 7.
Grett: I'll give you a 9. I like your style girl.
Valerie: thanks, at least someone appreciates my talent.
The owls' score went up to 73.
The dressmaker stepped back and watched as everyone's mouths dropped open, she walked past the moose and playfully touched Bryan's nose.
Valerie: Bop.
Then he walked away.
Lacey: What was that?
Bryan: I have... not the slightest... idea.
-confessional-
Bryan: I know several fans probably call me a bastard, and maybe I am. But I'm a lucky bastard. And with a fiercely evil girlfriend. So, to envy elsewhere. Still, I should tell her to keep the games down, I like danger, but so does that million.
-end of confessional-
Some interns set up a couple of wooden ramps, and Sarah entered the scene with her skateboard, performing various tricks, including holding onto the edge of the platform with one hand, while keeping the skateboard held with the tip of her toes, in complete balance. Then he went down smoothly.
Chris: 7, the balance was the best.
Chef: 7.
Melody: 8.
Greg: 7
Grett: 5.
Dean: wow, that girl is more bitter than the martini my uncle used to make.
The moose score went up to 102. Saga left the stage, while Nikki entered with a recorder and a microphone, besides she was wearing her hoodie. The girl wasted no words and activated the player, with a rap base.
(Warning, this will contain explicit, uncensored words.)
Nikki: I feel spited, marked for hunt
Looked like a criminal, yet i did nothing wrong
My own blood and sweat, splashing the floor.
By the mouths of those who are called adults.
Yet they are nothing but fools.
Braindead and stupid.
Forcing me to be someone i'm not and will not be.
They call me bitch, they call me weirdo.
They call me all the names that they where called as kids. No.
I'm not a anomaly, arnomaly is my strengh to keep on pushing.
Some can say Sush it, some may say drop it.
But all i say back its, taste it and Suck it.
They can call me whore, they can call me slut.
I'm not ashamed of feeling like i do.
I'm not theie regulation, nor do they oblige me.
If they want me to fall, they may as well just shot me.
Like a chorus of demons they come out and scream.
Burning everyone thats not like their grand scheme.
I Say no, they say yes, i Say Fuck You all, And Kiss my sweet peaches.
(I made this one up. And if it has so many swear words, it's because it's supposed to be an emotional release)
The rapper dropped the microphone at the end. As everyone watched her gawk.
Lucas: I'll take a hit.
Keith gives him a shove.
Lucas: Hijo de…
Keith: You asked for it.
Chris: Hey, stop judging. Well, it was brutally honest, and we'll probably have to censor several parts for the broadcast. But, the raw material deserves an 8.
Chef: 7.
Destiny: 10. I could feel the passion in every word. Do you feel better after singing it?
Nikki: well... yes.
Destiny: that's a sign that it's made from the heart.
Greg: 9.
Grett: I'll give you a 7.
The owls' score went to 114. The rapper went back to the back, and didn't notice a certain member of the Elks gawking at her.
-confessional-
Helen: That was... AMAZING.
-end of confessional-
Dramatic music began to play, and out of nowhere Bryan came out swinging on a unicycle, holding a book in his hands.
Bryan: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Which is the worthier action of the spirit,
to suffer the piercing shots of unjust fortune,
or to oppose the arms to this torrent of calamities,
and put an end to them with daring resistance?
To die is to sleep, no more?
And by a dream, we will say, the afflictions are ended
And pains without number,
the heritage of our weak nature?
This is a term we should eagerly solicit.
To die is to sleep... and perhaps to dream.
-confessional-
Valerie: only he could make an interesting Shakespeare monologue. That male siren mouth is good, and envy me p*rras, it's mine alone.
-end of confessional-
Bryan: This foresight makes cowards of us all,
so the natural tincture of courage is weakened
with the pale varnishes of prudence,
the enterprises of the greatest importance
by this consideration alone change their way,
are not executed and are reduced to vain designs.
But... the beautiful Ophelia! Gracious child,
I hope my faults will not be forgotten in your prayers.
The brunet stopped and got off the unicycle.
Chris: Wow, you managed to make a speech entertaining. I'll give you an 8.
Chef: 8.
Destiny: 8
Greg: 7
Grett: you got a 7.
The moose score went up to 140.
Bryan walked out with the unicycle, while some interns carried a sizable block of wood. Ethan came in next holding his sword and started making quick cuts, when he finished, there was a huge pile of sawdust, and the block had been molded to a sculpture the two teams ready to clash in battle, with Chris dressed as the emperor and watching everything and included the eliminated campers, plus he had Shane and Carly in their original gear.
Chris: Woah, that's awesome work man. You got a 9.
Chef: 8
Melody: 7
Greg: 7
Grett: 6.
The Owls' scoreboard read 151.
Ethan took a bow and left as the interns took the statue away.
Chris: save it for the hall of fame. Now, we only have one act left per team. The Elks could break their losing streak.
Keith: That's not going to happen.
A smoke bomb covered the stage, and as it cleared, Helen was standing on stage, wearing a tiara, she had some makeup on. She was wearing all-black round glasses, a red leather jacket with a tiger stripe design, and a top with "Misfit" written on it, blue jean pants that were a little ripped, and black boots, and she was carrying her guitar, which she started to play.
Helen: Let 'em know that we're still rock 'n' roll
I don't care about my make-up
I like it better with my jeans all ripped up
Don't know how to keep my mouth shut
You say, "So what (what)?"
I don't care if I'm a misfit
I like it better than the hipster bullshit
I am the mother fucking princess
You still love it (yeah)
Some some how
It's a little different when I'm with you
You know what I really am all about
You know how it really goes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Some some way
We'll be getting out of this town one day
You're the only one that I want with me
You know how the story goes
Oh, oh, oh
When it's you and me
We don't need no one to tell us who to be
We'll keep turning up the radio
What if you and I
Just put up a middle finger to the sky
Let 'em know that we're still rock 'n' roll
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
Call it a bad attitude dude
I'm never gonna cover up that tattoo
I might have a couple issues
You say, "Me too." (yeah)
Don't care about a reputation
Must be living in the wrong generation
This is your invitation
Let's get wasted (yeah)
Some some how
It's a little different when I'm with you
You know what I really am all about
You know how the story goes
Oh, oh, oh
When it's you and me
We don't need no one to tell us who to be
We'll keep turning up the radio
What if you and I
Just put up a middle finger to the sky
Let 'em know that we're still rock 'n' roll
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
Rock 'n' roll, yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Oh, oh, yeah!
When it's you and me
We don't need no one to tell us who to be
We'll keep turning up the radio
What if you and I
Just put up a middle finger to the sky
Let 'em know that we're still rock 'n' roll
When it's you and me
We don't need no one to tell us who to be
We'll keep turning up the radio
What if you and I
Just put up a middle finger to the sky
Let 'em know that we're still rock 'n' roll
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
Rock 'n' roll!
Hey, hey, hey!
(Rock And Roll- Avril Lavigne)
The judges began to applaud, as did the spectators. Nikki was gaping and her cheeks had a slight red tint to them.
Nikki (mumbling): Rockstar... beautiful Rockstar.
Chris: magnificent Helen, you got a 9.
Chef: 9.
Destiny: 10. Helen, you just had a Fantaspectacular presentation. Someday we have to do a duet.
Helen: That would be amazing.
Greg: 9.
Grett: oh what the heck, I'll give you an 8, you did good. I guess.
The score went up to 185.
Chris: 185 is the Moose final score, Owls must score at least 35 points to win.
Helen left the stage as Melody entered, carrying a book. She looked nervous though.
-confessional-
Melody: Ugh, there's something weird going on, it's like... there's a presence disturbing my energies.
-end of confessional-
The dark one sat with her knees crossed and began to recite a kind of dark poem.
Melody: That instant that is not forgotten,
So empty returned by the shadows,
So empty rejected by the clocks,
That poor instant adopted by my tenderness,
Naked naked of blood of wings,
Without eyes to remember anguish of yesteryear,
Without lips to collect the juice of the violences
Lost in the song of the icy steeples.
Protect him, blind girl of soul,
Put on him your hair frosted by fire;
Embrace him little statue of terror.
Out of nowhere she put her hands to her head and began to see a series of images, of multiple people wearing hoods, then she saw the image of two girls, one blonde and one black-haired playing, before a hooded man appeared out of nowhere and took the black-haired girl away. As the blonde cried in terror. And then to top it off see images of those same hooded men in front of the statue of a demon.
Melody: ahhhhh.
The girl collapsed on the stage.
Paul: Melody.
The mechanic and the gentleman jumped on stage and went to her.
Paul: Melody. Answer me.
The dark one could barely babble.
Ethan: Let's take her to the infirmary.
Chris: Chef, go with them.
The 3 of them left carrying the girl, while the others didn't know what to say.
Chris: So... this is very awkward, but I think we should close this challenge. How things got a little out of hand. Tonight, both teams will share the winning cabin.
None of the Campers celebrated, not even Valerie or Keith, everyone was either worried or nervous.
The camera cuts to the ceremony, where everyone was but the chef and Melody. Grett, Greg and Destiny were still present.
Chris: well, I think it's obvious the absence of marshmallows, and that's for a reason, quite obviously.
The chef arrived accompanying Melody.
Chris: based on a request and a study done by our intern Matthew, a psychology student. Melody must leave the program to receive care in the losers' village. If any of you would like to say goodbye, now is the time.
Paul: Damn. I was hoping we could sweep the competition.
Melody: I know, just as I know you're not sure about confronting what's left on your own, but you have to trust yourself.
The mechanic and the dark one gave each other a hug, the rest of his teammates also gave him one, as well as Shane, while the 5 other members of the Elks gave him a handshake. Touching Bryan's, Melody felt a shiver, but before she could say anything...
Chris: Okay. Melody, the bus is waiting, which reminds me, you 3 need to leave too.
Grett: What? Grett: You're kidding me.
Chris: No. Chef, take over.
Chef pulled out a gun and shot a dart at him.
Grett: I hate you both...
The brown-haired woman fell to the floor and was charged by the cook, while Melody, Greg and Destiny followed, wanting to avoid the same fate as their companion.
Chris: Well, that was a pretty serious ending. -Chris: smiles- That'll guarantee some good numbers.
Lucas: Agarrame, Agarrame que lo mató.
Shane, Keith, Lacey and Jane grabbed him and started dragging him away, while Chris looked on in a bit of a panic.
Chris: that kid's in trouble. will they cost him the game? will Paul recover after losing his best ally? and what will happen now that our shadowy villain knows about the pyramid of love? I don't know, but I do know that to find out, they'll have to watch more of Drama. Total. Chaotic Camp.
The camera cuts to the inside of the bus, Grett was lying sedated in the back, Destiny started playing a little tune on her guitar, Greg started singing to accompany her, while Melody leaned against the glass.
Melody (muttering): What was that in there, and what did those visions mean?
In the distance, over the top of a towering tree, a hooded figure watched the bus travel down the road. The hood obscured her clothes and her face, only her lips, chin and a few blond locks of hair that stood out slightly.
I'm sorry, but it was something I had to do. Now I just have to trust that these images will guide you home.
-END OF EPISODE-
-VOTES-
There were no.
-RESULTS-
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
24- Lara, the cosplayer (confused owls)
23- Anthony the pirate (confused owls)
22- Olivia the shipper (screaming moose)
21- Elias the prankster (screaming moose)
20- Damian the cowboy (screaming moose)
19/18- Corey the energetic guitarist (screaming moose)
19/18- Laney the bass player would be (confused owls)
17- Rose the explorer (screaming moose) (Medical Evacuation)
16- Alan the influencer (screaming moose)
15- Melody the dark cultist (confused owls)
-Teams-
Screaming Elks- Bryan, Lacey, Lucas, Helen, Sarah, Shane.
Confused Owls- Keith, Nikki, Jane, Ethan, Paul, Dean, Valerie, Carly.
Another cliffhanger ending. But believe me I had a great time writing it.
Melody left mostly for plot reasons, Paul has to move forward on his own and was a threat because of his abilities, so it's one less job for the villains. But what does what happened to him mean? And who is that hooded woman in the heights?
At the time I decided to make this a talent show, Nikki and Helen were a drawer, as were Sarah, Valerie and Carly, with Bryan I wanted to take a bit of a twist and not make it a simple act. Lacey and Ethan were a bit improv. While Shane's talent, literally was thanks to the fact that i saw the Simpsons episode of Krusty's return. And I liked it, to have a talent not so associated with the character's Gimmick.
We also had the appearances of Grett, a character from Total Drama Adventure. As well as 2 other OCs from Dunsparce519, Greg and Destiny, which I hope I was able to adapt well. Especially Destiny's language.
The next episode will be a tense experience, when both teams are forced to go through a movie situation.
I hope you liked it, and don't forget to leave your Reviews, I love reviews to improve and read your opinions.