"In a nutshell, yes!" replied the Doctor as they approached the gates.
"Halt" said the guard, "Who goes there?"
"Hello there" said the Doctor, "It's Idioitix, isn't it?"
The guard looked up and the Doctor waved. "Is that you?" asked the guard. The Doctor nodded. Idioitix fainted on the spot. "Don't worry about him, Turlough, he often does that"
As they entered the village, they heard a whistling. It was Asterix back from his hunting trip with a boar over his shoulder. He greeted the Doctor and Turlough and invited them to share the boar with him. The Doctor and Turlough agreed. Asterix then asked if his fiend could join them as well.
"I don't see why not" said the Doctor, and then whispered into Asterix's ear, "and I'll tell Turlough not to mention the f word!"
A short while later, the boar was ready and Asterix, the Doctor and Turlough were sat down ready to have their meal when they heard heavy footsteps coming nearer. The door to Asterix's hut swung open and there in the doorway stood a massive fellow with a slipped chest.
"Whoa!" said Turlough, "that guy is fat!"
"WHAT DID HE SAY?" shouted the man in the doorway
"He said, whoa, that guy is Pat" said the Doctor, trying to defuse the situation, "and you're wrong Turlough, his name is Obelix and despite outwards appearances he is merely big boned!"
"Big boned!" said Turlough under his breath as Obelix sat down, "anymore big boned he'd make a great wrestler!"
"So, how goes the rebellion then?" asked the Doctor as he cut himself a small piece of boar.
"Very well indeed, thanks," said Asterix, "we've followed your instructions to the letter and even come up with a wheeze of our own!"
"Oh?" asked the Doctor, "and what's that?"
"I'll show you" Asterix replied, "It's time for my ration anyway. Come on, Obelix, we're off to see the druid!"
"Can I have this boar for the road?" asked Obelix as he pushed it down his trousers, causing Turlough to groan.