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'Hello my name is Rita Seeker and welcome to the premiere of the Hogwarts Big Brother Show. Tonight you will see the entrants for the big brother series enter the house live and uncut. This house is situated within the Hogwarts room of requirement. There are about the same amount of charms on this room as there are on the Hogwarts castle itself. Needless to say no one is getting in or out of this room until Dumbledore allows it. Let's take a quite look at the floor plan of the said house. As we walk in the double metal doors we meet a backyard. There is a muggle spa and gym area, some weird black thing with a funny grey bottle underneath it. If we go through these glass doors there is a kitchen to your right and this, where I am standing is the lounge room. Beside the kitchen is the Diary Room. The Diary Room is where the contestants talk to big brother about anything at all and ask questions on majority of all subjects. Moving on to the bedroom. There seems to be only five double beds. That could only mean one thing! UNITIY! They all must share a bed. Priceless! Now the bathroom which is at the end of this room. Which include showers that are out in the open which means NO PRIVACY! Toilets are situated to the right between those two doors. Now as you can see there are mirrors all across the walls. Behind these mirrors are what muggles like to call cameras, these capture every moment inside the house and then project it to your crystal balls. Ok so we have been through the technical side of the program. Lets meet the contestants!

Now back on the other side of the room of requirement Rita opened the first door revealing the first contestant.

'It's time to go into the house Miss Granger.' Hermione stepped out of the room and just glared at the news reporter.

'Do you have any strategies for going into the house?' Hermione didn't say a word. Instead she just glared some more.

'I take that as a no. Why don't you walk through that door into the waiting room an waiting for your other contestants to join you.'

'Hmph' was the only reply Rita got as Hermione walked up the corridor and out of sight.

'Well I'm sure she is going to be the absolute life of the party!' Rita exclaimed laughing at her own joke that she thought was funny.

She then proceeded to unlock door number two. His cane in his hand, out staggered the long blonde headed Lucius Malfoy.

'Hello Mr Malfoy. Are you excited about going into the Big Brother house?' Lucius pondered this thought for a moment.

'No not really. I really want my wand with me. It makes me feel superior to everyone else. Without it, I'm a pansy, Like Parkinson. We had a tea party the other day it was quite exciting. I don't want to be a pansy anymore, I want my Mummy!'

'… Well I hope all goes well for you in the house then. Who knows you might been find love at last. Off you trot lass' Lucius stared at Rita for a moment then a smile broke on his normally emotionless face at the prospect of finding love in the house. He then skipped his way to the other side of the door.

Soon enough Ron Weasley was standing in front of Rita Skeeter.

'Hmm, fascinating. I'm sure everyone wants to interview you. So leave. Go straight to the Waiting room. Leave my presence. Ron walked off feeling such a loved man. Not.

MEANWHILE IN THE WAITING ROOM

'I think we could be friends you know. You are a really nice person. I'm not a nice person. I'm sure if you and I played games together and became friends I could be a nice person. You'll see. I know I haven't always been nice to you. I'm sorry for that. To make it up to you when we get out of this room and into the house I will make you breakfast in bed. The muggle way'

BACK TO RITA

'So it goes on. My how Lucius has changed, I can't tell if it's for the better or worse… Hmm alright, onto door number four.' She stepped up and opened the door only to be met by a great big mountain of used tissues and a husky wailing sound.

'Good God Argus are you alright?' Out stepped a depressed looking Filch blowing his nose repeatedly onto and small and used piece of tissue.

'They took her! I can't be away from Miss Norris that long. It's criminal. I'll die!'

'Well I'm sure she'll be fine. Down the corridor you go. Ok now moving onto door 5. We thought it would be interesting to release these two contestants together. Please make welcome, Harry Potter and…Bellatrix Lestrange!' Bellatrix and Harry stepped out of the room they shared together. Bellatrix supporting a split lip and bruises on her neck in the form of hand prints while Harry was courting a black eye.

'Well it would seem you two made quite a lasting impression on each other. As you know there will absolutely be no fighting in the Big Brother house. Now off you go!'

They both nodded at Rita then walked towards the door at the end of the corridor with as much distance as possible between them.

'Ok to speed this process up we will open the next two doors simultaneously. Welcome to Draco and Severus!'

Out of the two doors stepped out a rather shaken Draco and a hideously giddy Snape.

'Oh my god I am so happy to be here! I can not believe it! I want to get into the house as quickly as possible you don't mind if I just leave you now and join my fellow housemates! Love ya's!' Snape blow some kisses and quickly sped off in search of fame.

'Um…I might just follow him…' and Draco solemnly walked off after Severus.

'Well to top things off we have just put in two secrets into the house. They are in the forms of contestants. Fred and George Weasley have been put into the house and are to convince everybody that they are not twins, they just happen to look alike. If they can pull this off for two weeks then they get a special reward. Also Sirius Black is going into the house as a contestant. He is alive but has been in hiding ready for this event. He is to pretend he is dead and traumatise Harry and play jokes on other housemates. If he pulls this off correctly he well be cleared of any charges against him and automatically win Big Brother. Tune in again soon or at anytime in your crystal balls so we can witness the events unfolding within the house. I'm Rita Skeeter. Goodnight.

IN THE WAITING ROOM

'I really am a nice person you know'

This is big brother. Housemates, you may now enter the house.

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