Hello Everyone, here is the new chapter for my Helluva Boss fic. Sorry for the long delay. I got appendicitis causing me to go to the hospital, and my job seems to be running me ragged. Here is the new chapter, and I hope you all enjoy. Also sorry for the short lemon.

Lemon

Loona was panting and whining in pleasure leaning forward on Zak's chest while his hands were admiring her sexy hips and ass. His huge member stretching out the hellhound's tight pussy as she rode him hard screaming loudly.

Zak arched his feet thrusting upwards wildly making Loona arch her back up in pleasure showing the outline of his huge cock pressed against her abdomen. His hands reached up cupping her perky D-cup breasts while lightly pinching and teasing her black nipples, "Y-You really l-like g-going for my b-boobs, d-don't cha?!" AHH

"I can't help it! They're so soft yet firm! You loved it when my powers enhanced them! You're pussy is squeezing me so tight!" groaned Zak when Loona just smothered him with her newly enhanced huge tits.

"You know the rules! You wanna blow a load?! You do it deep inside!" panted Loona while smiling coyly.

Zak instantly pounced on the hellhound pinning her under him as he moved his hips wildly making Loona yell louder in pleasure. He pulled her towards him wanting to reach deeper into her when he sees her tone belly creating a bulge every time he trusted into her womb pass her cervix. Zak could feel his balls churning madly as he piled drive Loona, and started sucking on her breasts. He moved up and kissed her passionately as he unleashed a massive torrent of thick jizz into her.

Loona squealed in pleasure once again feeling his huge dick pulse inside her as he filled up her pussy for who knows how many times since yesterday. Her tone belly slowly started to inflate from all the cum he was pumping into her when he suddenly started to move again stunning Loona. She moaned loudly in pleasure until Zak broke their kiss and placed her legs over his shoulder placing her in a mating press position, "W-Whoa big boy! W-What are you doing?!"

"Exactly what you said, I'm filling you up your tight pussy! You rode me hard all night, and kept squeezing me until I was bone dry! But you forgot one thing you sexy hellhound", lustfully growled Zak with his eyes giving off a faint pink glow, "I'm an incubus, and I might as well just empty everything inside your tight pussy since you can handle it! I promise I'll do the right thing if I knock you up!"

Zak's hips started to blur with their combined cum running down Loona's plump rear pounding her pussy wildly. He sucked on both her breasts making Loona arch her back screaming with delight until he felt his thrusts getting shortening, "A-Are you g-getting even bigger?!" squealed Loona with her eyes rolling back and her tongue hanging out.

AHH

Groan

Zak groaned loudly releasing another torrent of jizz making their combined cum squirt everywhere from Loona's stretched pussy lips. He stayed like that for a few minutes pumping his massive load deep into her enjoying the sensation of her lips squeezing his dick. He slowly pulled out with his semi-hard dick releasing a massive amount of their combined cum flooding the bed. He shot a few more ropes of cum covering Loona's chest and face slightly, and slowly started to rub his dick against her swollen pussy lips. Loona licked her snout actually enjoying the taste of his cum, and played with the jizz on her chest rubbing it against her breasts unaware she was letting out some happy yips.

Zak started to get hard once again enjoying hearing the hellhound's pleasurable yips, and when he noticed her belly had returned to normal, he plunged his massive 16 inch dick back inside her pussy making her yip in surprised, "I got one more in me, before we need to rest. Think you're up for it?"

"Fuck yeah! Fill me up again!" said Loona wagging her tail excitedly.

Chuckle "Wow, For a hellhound, you're really into sex. It's actually a bit of a turn on", said Zak making Loona smile.

"Thanks, now are you gonna keep talking, or are you gonna fuck me and fill me up?" said Loona thrusting her hips upwards as Zak turned her over on all fours, and started thrusting back inside her.

End Lemon

I.M.P. Headquarters

"Hello everyone", greeted Zak as he entered the office wearing a black shirt, and his leather jacket folded in his hands with his fingerless gloves on.

Loona didn't say anything as she walked in texting her phone while posting pics of herself and her other sex photos showing off that she was able to handle a hung guy.

Millie and Moxxie looked at them confusingly while occasionally giving each other questioning looks, "Uh…Did you two-"

"Fucked me raw and covered me in thick jizz while pumping my pussy full of gallons of cum? Damn right he did, and he's doing it again tonight", said Loona licking her snout while Zak just blushed at her comment.

"Uh…Did you get curvier with bigger boobs overnight?" asked Millie noticing Loona's new curvaceous form.

"Ask him", said Loona lying on the couch not really caring.

"It's something of a side effect when girls sleep with me. They become a bit more um…voluptuous", said Zak blushing and quickly decided to change the subject, "So what are you two doing?"

"Target practice", said the married couple at the same time. Millie was waving her tail excitedly while Moxxie was fiddling with a crossbow.

"Here Loona hold this", said Millie giving her a small Polaroid pic of a human family.

"Whatever", muttered Loona still texting on her phone.

"What's the target honey?" asked Moxxie reading the arrow.

"A picture of a human family", said Millie smiling.

"What?!"

Blitzo's office

"You do everything right in life. Play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world", narrated a female demon as she recounted her life as a former human who was betrayed by her cheating husband. In a fit of rage she massacred him and tried to kill his lover unaware that she did it in front of her grade school children. After realizing what she had done, she committed suicide in front of her children forcing her soul to end up in hell for her sin.

The sinner demon had a curvy body with modest perky C-cup breasts, slim waist, and about te same height as Blitzo. She had violet skin, pointy ears, red sclera with small slit yellow pupils, all while grinding her sharp yellow teeth in anger and frustration. Her once human feet had been replaced with goat like hooves, goat like purple horns, and her once golden blonde hair had changed to a pale white held back with a black scarf-like scrounchy, a dark pink shirt with stitch markings, and a upside down tear shape red pendant with a golden tip. She paced around the room making her black torn skirt occasionally flutter making her pink earrings occasionally sparkle in the light of the dim room while adjusting her pink frame glasses.

Blitzo was sitting his office chair looking bored as the once-human soul turned demon paced around the room.

"After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here. To get my revenge", said the female demon as he turns around holding a cigarette in her hand, "My one regret is my poor students seeing their beloved Mrs. Mayberry acting like that."

"I mean, was she hotter?" asked Blitzo not really caring making the turned female demon look at him confusingly.

"I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me", said Blitzo not really caring.

"Anyway, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here", said Blitzo standing up with Mrs. Mayberry glaring at him.

"See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop", said Blitzo touching her nose while the female demon clenched her fist in anger with a red aura glowing around her once again.

"Not all of them. That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero", growled Mrs. Mayberry.

Human World Hospital

A bandaged blonde woman recovering in a hospital bed could be seen being surrounded by colorful bouquets of flowers with her two children and husband by her bedside.

"Martha, you miraculously survived a gunshot to the head. How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" asked a human reporter.

"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace", said the bandaged woman.

"You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!" said the reporter giving the woman and her family a golden check moving slowly towards her.

"Oh, thank you!" said the woman innocently as she smiled taking pictures with her husband.

Hell

"Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!" growled Mrs. Mayberry cracking her fist in anger.

Human World Various Locations

"You're a hero!" yelled a reporter to Martha during an interview.

"You're a hero, girl!" said a woman jogger running next to Martha.

"My mama's a hero!" said Martha's son to a cashier in the supermarket.

"She is a hero!" said the cashier.

Grunt "You're a hero!" grunted Martha's husband Ralphie as the couple had sex in their bedroom.

"You're a hero!" said an elderly priest during mass next to Martha.

"You're a hero!" said Mrs. Mayberry's class to Martha standing next to their new teacher.

Grunt "You're a hero!" grunted a strange man giving Martha anal sex.

Hell

SLAM

"SHE IS NOT A HERO!" yelled Mrs. Mayberry leaning in close to Blitzo's face glowing red with anger.

"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly", said Blitzo nervously as he rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk.

Outside Blitzo's Office

A red light flashed erratically on a switchboard next to a label reading "Deranged client" that everyone seemed to ignore. The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas" were next to the flashing light as Moxxie and Millie had explain to Zak how Blitzo loved to press buttons under his desk for no reason sometimes.

Moxxie's arms were shaking as the pointer hovers around the human man's crotch feeling anxious since he didn't like aiming towards families.

"Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" said Millie.

"Wow, I feel so loved here", said Loona in a bored tone holding up the pic away from her body.

"Just take a deep breath, Inhales And let it out", said Millie exhaling loudly.

"But, it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?"

"I mean, if that's what the client wants", said Millie.

"Maybe like a shitty dad, or a mob family", said Moxxie when he started speaking in a stereotypical Italian accent, "That's understandable."

"But to eradicate an entire innocent-"

"Seemingly innocent in this instance since we don't know the circumstances", interrupted Zak.

"Right, right, thank you. To eradicate a seemingly innocent upper middle class family bloodline?" said Moxxie in his normal tone.

"Hey! You don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online. And this guy…this guy definitely watches", said Loona in hushed tone near the end.

"Wow that was rather…specific", said Zak sitting in an adjacent couch next to Blitzo's office door where he could hear some kind of commotion inside, "Does he also spy on…"

"Don't know, don't wanna know, and don't care. Just shoot the damn target butterball", said Loona lying down once again.

"Exactly. Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here", said Millie in a cheery tone.

"But…"

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox", said Millie squishing her husband's cheeks, "Killing who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target", encouraged Millie kissing her husband's cheek.

Moxxie lifted up his crossbow still nervously shaking until he set it down, "I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, is all."

BANG

"Guys! I want you to meet-"

Clang

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow ricocheting around the room just as Blitzo slammed his door open to introduce their new client. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona was holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Zak catches it with one hand, "Are you alright miss?"

Mrs. Mayberry blushed at his appearance feeling a bit flustered seeing a heart-shaped aura around him as she started mumbling nonsense.

"Our newest…client", trailed off Blitzo snapping his fingers in front of her face not making her flinch from her stupor while Zak waved his hand in front of her face.

"I think she's stunned", said Zak using his tail to hold the wobbling eel tank.

Blitzo kept looking between her and the incubus hybrid when he notices Loona's curvy form, "Did you fuck my Loonie?!"

"Uh…" droned out Zak unaware of the eel tank suddenly falling down spilling glass and water all over the floor. The eels squirmed and splashed on the carpet when they suddenly bursts into electricity setting the room on fire.

"Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!" yelled Blitzo angrily.

"What?!" yelled Moxxie in shock when the ceiling started to cave in.

Zak summoned a magic circle with a four pointed star in the middle, and two circular runes circling around it. The outer circle rotated clockwise, while the inner circle rotated counterclockwise. Zak reached in pulling a black sheathed katana with a silver tsuba and guard, a matching silver pommel, and black wrapping around the handle. He unsheathed the blade making the blade shine brightly in a white-blue color as he sent out an aerial slash cutting the door in half. He carried Mrs. Mayberry in a bridal position, wrapped his tail around Loona's waist holding her close to him draping her with his leather jacket as a cover, and charged towards the exit with the imps following close behind.

Some Time Later

Outside the building, imp firefighters carried the eels away, and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry was still blushing and giggling like a schoolgirl with a crush as she clumsily got into a yellow taxi cab and drove off while Blitzo was waving goodbye.

"Bye and don't worry! We'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" yelled out Blitzo while Zak, Millie, and Moxxie were slightly singed from the fire. Zak put out some fires on his shirt while he wiped the blade of his katana with a cloth using his tail.

"When did we start implementing that deal?" asked a confused Moxxie only for Blitzo to glare at him.

"When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, you fucking dipshit!" yelled Blitzo grabbing Moxxie's face before shoving him away, "Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

Cough "Well that was something." Cough coughed out Zak as he blew out some smoke he inhaled. Despite the small injuries he received, he was at least thankful he was able to spare Loona and their new client any injury caused by the inferno. He looked behind him when he noticed a large billboard with Blitzo's face on it having a lot of misspelled words.

The Billboard read the following: "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!? Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. –Speech to text- -Blitzo-"

"You mean our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, I got it", said Loona texting on her phone while wearing Zak's leather jacket taking out the grimoire from behind her.

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. You get a tweat now!" said Blitzo in a baby voice as he held up a doggie treat to her.

"Ew. Stop", said Loona looking at the treat in disgust. Blitzo shrugged his shoulder as he throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog before eating it making Loona cringe even more, "You're so gross!"

"Yet surprisingly tasty", said Blitzo letting out a small burp before pulling on Zak's shirt down to his eye level, "And didn't I tell you to keep it your pants and away from my Loonie? Look at my baby girl! She's got curves now! You think ammunition grows on trees to keep away every fucking horny teenager that wants to fuck her?!"

"Hey! My sex life! My rules! And I wanted to fuck that huge 16 inch monster python in his pants so I did! All! Night! Long! So SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Loona making Zak blush while Blitzo's mouth hung open as Loona walked away.

"Dang…respect", said Millie lightly pounding her chest giving Loona peace sign.

"Okay, One: WHAT THE FUCK?! Two: You think you can share some of that wealth with papa? Hmm?" said Blitzo shaking Zak around like a ragdoll making him dizzy.

"With all due respect sir, I prefer women. Second, you're not my father", said Zak in a deadpan tone.

"Never know Pac-"

"Zak", interrupted Zak in annoyance.

"Guac, I fucked a lot of things in my time and still do", said Blitzo shaking his eyebrows rapidly while Zak growled at him in annoyance for still not getting his name right. Millie was drawing a circle with chalk on the wall until it glowed red creating a portal to the human world.

"I swear you're doing this on purpose", muttered Zak.

"Aw, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist", said Blitzo in a bashful tone making Moxxie roll his eyes. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie, and shoved him in the portal, "Now, let's go lick some ass!"

"The expression is 'kick some ass' Blitz", said Millie snapping her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

"Mine's better", said Blitzo walking through the portal.

"It really isn't, and why won't you get my name right?" asked Zak in a deadpan tone when Blitzo's tail wrapped around his waist tying up his hand.

"Let's go Meat Shield, times a-wasting, and you can put that huge katana to use! You can even use the sharp pointy one also as long as you stay away from my Loonie", said Blitzo pulling him in.

"Aw fuck…" sighed Moxxie on the floor after noticing Zak being pulled by Blitzo.

"I know how you feel", sighed Zak hitting several rocks, "Ow! Easy on the rocks!"

All three imps and incubus stood in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes to peer inside the window while Zak sat next to them still wrapped around Blitzo's tail.

"That's gotta be her. Chuckle This is too easy", chuckled Blitzo darkly until he looked at Moxxie and smiled, "Moxxie, do you want this one?"

"Me?" asked a pleasantly surprised Moxxie.

"Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle", said Blitzo as Moxxie stands up and peers through the window when his faces' falls as he looks at the family having dinner, "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital."

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses as she set the table with her children waiting patiently for dinner making Moxxie hesitant, "I-you-he-but-I-"

"You snooze, you lose, Mox!" said Blitzo grabbing the rifle as he took aim at Martha's head, "And I've got you, bitch."

"Wait, are we actually killing a family?!" asked a concerned Moxxie.

"What?!" nearly yelled Zak struggling against Blitzo's tail.

"No, no, don't be a puss you two. We're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family", said Blitzo positioning his rifle.

"But… hold on hold on, let's just think about it" said Moxxie lifting up the rifle just as Blitzo fired, hitting a glass mirror inside the house alerting the four family members, and freeing Zak as he dusted himself off.

"What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!" yelled Blitzo while Moxxie was breathing heavily in the middle of a panic attack.

"Um, Guys?" said Zak peaking inside noticing something strange about this family.

"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy", said Moxxie trying to control his nerves.

"Guys", said Zak once again while the two imps continued to ignore him.

"Look, I panicked, they're innocent", said Moxxie with tears in his eyes causing Blitzo to facepalm as his explanation.

"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits", yelled Blitzo poking Moxxie's head.

"GUYS!" yelled Zak seeing the family take out shotguns while having sinister smiles on their face.

"WHAT?!" yelled an irritated Blitzo.

"DUCK!" yelled Zak tackling them both to the ground.

BLAST

Aah "A new hole! Bodyguard! Sic'em!" ordered Blitzo being grazed by a shotgun pellet.

Part of the wall explodes revealing Ralphie and Martha grinning evilly. Zak was grazed on his back by debris lifting up the plank on top of him. He saw the imps run in different directions with Martha chasing after Blitzo. Ralphie was about to chase after Millie when Zak pushed the debris off him and pushed Ralphie as well making him miss Millie by several inches.

"Well, well, aren't you a curious little critter?" chuckled Ralphie loading his shotgun.

"Funny, I was just about to say the same thing about you", said Zak readying his katana.

Laugh "You think that dinky little butter knife is gonna stop me?" laughed Ralphie gawking his shotgun.

"Oh, I'm not trying to stop you", said Zak disappearing from Ralphie's view as he reappeared in front of him unsheathing his sword as he cut the shotgun in two, "I just wanted your gun!"

Zak swung his sheath and hit Ralphie on the side of his head knocking some teeth loose from his mouth, "Millie! He's wide open!"

"Time to kick some ass!" yelled an excited Millie as she took out a hunting knife jumping over Zak's shoulder swinging her knife in a slashing arc. Ralphie dodged Millie's attack until she jumped over him, but managed to grab her tail and swung her around like a mace into Zak. Zak managed to grab Millie, and gently place her down as he charged at the insane human swinging his sword.

Ralphie smiled insanely effortlessly dodging Zak's strikes when he grabbed a nearby log blocking his sword, Chuckle "You're fast runt, but you're not much of a killer are ya?" chuckled Ralphie as he punched Zak back knocking him to the ground.

Zak quickly got up noticing that his katana was stuck on the log he hit when Ralphie walked up to him holding the log over his head, "Nighty night runt."

Wham

"Zak!" called out Millie noticing a pool of grey blood forming around his head. Millie charged at Ralphie once again determined to end his life to protect her friend.

Ralphie swung his log with tremendous strength and speed just as Millie grabbed Zak's katana dual wielding both blades. Millie jumped into the air spinning rapidly slashing the block in half. Ralphie grabbed a nearby ax as he locked blades with the female imp. Ralphie changed his grip putting more force over the small imp as he kept overpowering her, "Once I'm through with you, both you and your grey friend are gonna get it."

"Not if I get you first, you hillbilly reject!" yelled Millie kicking him in the balls making him squeal in a high pitch tone.

"You're mine now!" said Millie excitedly when he suddenly tackled her to the ground and punched her hard until she was knocked out.

Groan "I'll admit…she got me good. Moan My balls", squealed Ralphie in pain in a fetal position covering his nut sacks, "I think one of them popped."

Inside the house

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair, "What happened? Where am I? Last thing I remember was…"

Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces, "Oh. Well hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?"

"It's nice to have a new critter to play with", said both children in a creepy tone. Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him revealing a severed human head high up with several severed limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood, and two plaques had stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out while his torso was connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it with some other human skin tacked to the wall with stitching on it that read 'Bless this house'. Moxxie looks at a table in front of him to see a dead human body on a platter with an apple in the human's mouth, and its organs in a nearby bowl.

"Oh... crumbs", whispered Moxxie.

Forest

Gunshots rang out in the woods while Blitzo dashes through a bush as he hears Martha's evil laughter echoing through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom, "Come out, come out, wherever you are. I know you're hurtin' little devil", called out Martha in a singsong voice.

Blitzo takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth, "Damn it, if I had known my Meat Shield would be used up this quick, I would've hired another one", lowly whispered Blitzo to himself.

"I promise that I can make that pain go real quick. Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" called out Martha once again as she walked away.

Sigh

AHH

Blitzo sighed in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitzo pulls out a yellow cell phone clumsily throwing it in the air before he sees who was calling him, "Damnit!"

Beep

"Stolas! This is a really bad time!" whispered Blitzo

"Oh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?" said Stolas.

"What is it?" asked Blitzo frustratingly.

"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?"

"What did you just call me?" asked an angry Blitzo.

"My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job that I have allowed you to use to do yours?" explained Stolas through the phone making Blitzo look bored at the conversation.

Clack

Blitzo looks scared as a rifle clacks narrowly missing a bullet that punched a hole through the tree trunk showing Martha smiling evilly through it, "I can hear ya, darling!"

"Shit!" cursed Blitzo as he ran deeper into the woods.

"Any who, I have been thinking. You know, I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?"

Bang

"Doesn't that sound… enticing?" continued Stolas while Blitzo continued to dodge bullet after bullet from Martha's shotgun.

Bang

"You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich-people talk and speed this up, okay?! I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!" yelled Blitzo in frustration as he dodged another bullet

"Then let me keep it simple: once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of… passionate fornication", said Stolas with a mild hoot in his voice indicating his lust, "And, you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little imp?"

Bang

"Fine! Whatever!" said Blitzo.

"Oh, Blitzy! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c**ck inside of my ***. To *** the…"

Blitzo simply cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo when he was suddenly pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's shotgun dropping the phone while Stolas continued to talk

"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well, not today, Satan! Gonna send y'all back to where ya came from!" said Martha putting more pressure.

"Actually lady, you just spared me a very awkward conversation", commented Blitzo when she hears the beeps of censored words confusing her as she looked at the discarded phone, then back to him, "It gets weirder than that. At least you don't get fucked in the ass for business."

"You'd be surprise", commented Martha in a bored tone as she hit Blitzo hard with the butt of her gun.

Inside the house

Moxxie struggled to free himself from the rope when looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside, and a hangman's noose hangs from the wall.

"Millie!"

Both kids stared at Moxxie with wide evil grins as he continued to struggle against his binds. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife and glares with determination. The girl raises the knife to stab him, but Moxxie pushes the chair backwards, knocking her to the ground freeing himself with the knife. Moxxie breaks through the window holding his gun, and races outside through the forest following some strange red symbols hang from tree branches.

Forest

Moxxie saw a small clearing with rows of torches and some tents. He sees Zak, Millie, and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet with his wife nearby holding a torch. Moxxie saw several bruises on Millie's face with an unconscious Zak hanging limpidly against the pole making him angry for someone hitting his wife and friend.

Sigh "I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie", groaned Blitzo.

"Satan! We return your filthy creatures back to the pits of Hell!" yelled Martha laughing evilly as she raised her torch while the imps struggled against their binds. Millie managed to free her tail and started to lightly tap Zak's cheek hoping to wake him up.

"Zak! Zak, wake up!" said Millie trying to wake her friend.

Slap Slap Slap "Hey, Body Meat Shield! Wake up! You're supposed to be doing something epic right about now!" said Blitzo slapping Zak with his tail effectively waking him up.

Groan "What happened? Why do my cheeks hurt? I thought the guy hit me in the head with a log", groaned Zak realizing he was in trouble when he smelled gasoline and was tied against a pole.

"Don't look at me, that was all him", said Ralphie interrupting his wife as he pointed to Blitzo.

"Tattletale!" yelled Blitzo angrily.

"May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work!" yelled Martha once again tossing the torch to the ground igniting the wood as she laughed with flames rising up surrounding the three of them. The three closed their eyes expecting something to happen when they noticed that the humans weren't doing anything else.

"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't actually hurt us, but I mean I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard" said Blitzo smirking.

"Idiot", whispered Zak shaking his head.

"Oh…Well, shit. Guess, I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!" said Martha pulling out her rifle.

"That would be more effective", said a slightly nervous Blitzo.

"If you had stayed quiet, the fire could've burn our ropes and we could've ambushed her", commented Zak in a deadpan tone, "And also commenting on how shooting us is more effective is something you don't share with an enemy."

"Blitzo!" yelled Millie angrily.

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle as the imps close their eyes.

Bang

Yelp

The imps and incubus hear a small yelp as a gunshot is heard when the two imps noticed Martha's eye flying from her socket and she collapses to the ground with Moxxie holding his gun behind her.

"Moxxie!" yelled Millie happily as her husband rushes over freeing his friends and hugged his wife.

"You're not getting your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" yelled Blitzo, "And you neither Bodyguard!"

"Blitzo!" yelled Millie angrily at her boss again.

"What?! He's supposed use his giant muscles to save our sorry asses! I have a new hole in my body!"

"Sir, need I remind you that he did save us by tackling us to the ground. Also, it's just a scratch", said Moxxie.

"And this was one of my favorite shirts too", moaned Zak looking at the damage done to his clothing.

"Fine, he's getting half only then", said Blitzo pouting as he fell flat on his face when Moxxie untied him.

"You're still sore about him fucking Loona good aren't you?" smirked Millie knowing the answer.

"Of course I am! That's my baby girl! This better be a one-time thing pal!" said Blitzo.

"Actually she kept sending me nude pics since we left, and said that I needed her permission first if I wanna do a threesome with the client we had earlier", muttered Zak to Moxxie and Millie making Moxxie blush while Millie tried to hold back her laughter.

Blitzo hearing this suddenly gets a brand new idea, "Hello new business venture! Congrats Drak-"

"Zak!" interrupted Zak once again.

"Quack!" said Blitzo hugging Zak making him bend down to his height.

"That's a duck sound!"

"Whatever, we're gonna make you fuck all our female clients!" said Blitzo excitedly.

"This is just a sad attempt for me not to fuck Loona anymore isn't it?" asked Zak sarcastically.

"Most likely", nodded Millie.

"Definitely", sighed Moxxie.

"Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that Blitzo. Especially with someone like you as my 'gigolo' handling the wages. I'll just stick with protecting all of you", said Zak.

Millie opened up a portal unaware that Ralphie was shocked over what he was seeing, and trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.

Blitzo just stared at him with a deadpan expression as he groaned out loud when Moxxie walked up to him looking sorry.

"I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise", Blitzo looked at him and gave him a small smile as he pulled him into a hug.

"Apology accepted", said Blitzo in a caring tone until he lowly whispered into Moxxie's ear, "But if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wife."

"Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off", said Blitzo letting go of Moxxie who looked like he was terrified while Millie cheered for a successful job and walked through the portal.

"Do I even want to know?" asked Zak helping Moxxie up to his feet.

"Trust me you don't", whispered Moxxie before realizing he had some unfinished business to take care of, "Eh, Yeah give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house."

"Okay, fine, but hurry up", said Blitzo taking out a new phone and started dialing into it, "Loona! We're ready to come home, dear! Also your boy-toy got shot in the dick so he can't fuck you anymore."

"No I didn't", called out Zak making Loona yell at Blitzo over the phone.

Several minutes have passed when Moxxie arrived at the portal once again, "There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?" asked Blitzo excitedly.

"Excuse me?" asked Moxxie confusingly.

"Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" said Blitzo poking Moxxie several times for emphasis.

"See you at the office!" said Blitzo going through the portal.

"You doing okay, sweetie?" asked Millie sweetly to her husband while placing a comforting hand on his cheek.

"Better, now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process", said Moxxie while Millie touches his chest.

"You have a good heart, honey. Just a fuzzy head", said Millie playfully pinching his nose as both husband and wife smiled lovingly to each other until they let go just as Millie walked through the portal.

"You wanted to make sure her family was taken care of at least, right?" asked Zak smiling.

"Yeah, I didn't want to leave things like that. Just didn't feel right you know?" said Moxxie looking up at Zak, "Thank you for helping Millie."

Chuckle "My pleasure, after all I am the bodyguard. Think you guys can teach me some tricks to fighting and sharpshooting though? I uh…I kind of stink when it comes to the 'killing blow' if you know what I mean", said Zak a bit embarrassed to admit his own faults.

"No problem", said Moxxie feeling a bit proud of his skills when both demons heard the sound of a helicopter and several police cars just outside the house of the humans.

"We got em' boys!" yelled one of the cops over a loudspeaker firing a missile through the roof of the house causing it to explode into a giant inferno. Both of them are stunned at what they just witnessed when something hits Moxxie on the head. They both look down to see what is left of the teddy bear head stunning them both.

"Yo! Slowpokes! Let's go! We have a client to inform about her kill, and we're not getting any younger!" called out Blitzo grabbing Moxxie's neck and Zak's leg with his tail as he pulls them both through the portal.

I.M.P. Headquarters

Mrs. Mayberry and the imps celebrated their victory with a white banner reading "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates talking about something while Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone was wearing party hats laughing and cheering, except for Moxxie and Zak, both sitting there looking distress over what they witnessed.

"You see my little Mox-Mox! We did it! Oh Moxxie!" said Millie happily hugging her husband.

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie here finally learned not to fuck up. I'm sure Rack will get it eventually soon!" toasted Blitzo.

"It's Zak!" yelled Zak snapping him out of his stupor.

"And killing people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!" said Millie rubbing her husband's head.

"That's messed up. But I paid for it!" laughed Mrs. Mayberry holding Zak's arm while everyone, except for the traumatized pair, laughed at her comment.

"Yeah, fuck that family!" yelled Blitzo happily slamming his drink to the floor.

"Hey, Teacher Tits, you wanna fuck him, you need my approval first", said Loona eyeing Mrs. Mayberry.

"Oh, are you two-"

"Nah, He's just my boy-toy", said Loona eyeing Mrs. Mayberry up and down, "Meh, I guess I'll try anything once. You wanna have a threesome?" asked Loona nonchalantly stunning Mrs. Mayberry not knowing how to respond as the celebration continued.