Hello everyone, here is the new chapter for Helluva Boss. I hope you all read and enjoy. For ReadingBeta who keeps commenting about adding Stella, she's not part of the harem, and will never be. Please stop leaving comments about adding her. Anyway, I also decided to give Mayberry a first name since it's never mentioned as well. Other than that, enjoy.
Don't forget to review. I don't own Helluva Boss or any of it's content.
Lemon
AHH "S-So much! So good!" yelled Mayberry leaning against Zak's chest while he rubbed her huge tits as he pumped a massive load inside the former teacher.
Grunt "No wonder some kids fuck their teachers! If they're as big as sluts as you, I would stay in school as well!" grunted Zak thrusting wildly upwards wanting to plow her tight pussy while still pumping his load. Loona was between their legs eagerly licking their combined cum as it dripped down his huge melon size balls and Mayberry's clit.
Zak calmed down a bit finishing his load inside her, and slowly pulled out with Mayberry shivering in ecstasy with his dick being semi-hard. Their combined cum squirting out of her pussy deflating her swollen belly of all the jizz him pumped into her covering Loona's chest while she took in his massive head into her maw to clean him up. Zak groaned in pleasure massaging the teacher's newly enhanced tits, and turned her head to kiss her passionately making her moan in pleasure.
Loona bobbed her head eagerly as she felt him harden once again to full length releasing his dick with a wet pop sound, "Fuck, I love it when he gets all riled up. Bet you loved it too, didn't you teacher tits?" lustfully growled Loona breaking their kiss, and kissed Mayberry as well as she penetrated herself on his huge cock, "My turn again."
"I-I need a b-bit of a r-rest! I-I've n-never-"
"Never had a proper fucking huh? Only two little loads and already down for the count. Don't worry, we'll get you properly trained to be a slut", said Loona lightly riding his cock.
"L-Little?" said a shocked Mayberry.
"I kind of d-did hold back a b-bit. I k-know you p-probably haven't had someone as b-big as me", groaned Zak enjoying Loona's pussy.
Mayberry pushed herself up a bit and hugged Loona to squish their huge breasts together, "Teach me how to be a proper slut!"
"Whoa hoo ho! Two rounds and you already broke the teacher! Way to go big boy!" said Loona impressed by Mayberry's sudden change in attitude.
"I-It's not like that! I mean I would like to go more! I mean-"
"Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up and kiss me", said Loona not really caring and just wanted to continue having sex. She roughly kissed her shoving her tongue down the teacher's throat when Zak suddenly flipped them over lifting up Loona's legs, and started to pound her pussy with all his might.
Loona screamed in pleasure with her toned stomach forming a small bulge every time he buried himself deep inside her unaware of him gesturing to Mayberry. She quickly understood what he wanted her to do, but was confused why. She hovered her hips over Loona's maw, and gently sat down letting out a surprised squeal with the hellhound started eagerly licking her pussy.
Mayberry could only shake her hips in pleasure, and was surprised when her other lover suddenly leans her forward to suck on one of her huge tits. Mayberry didn't know what to do, but she was actually enjoying this new sensation she was feeling. She was very distraught to find herself in hell of all places, but now she was relieved to at least find a decent caring person despite all the chaos, gore, and pandemonium happening around her even if the person was actually an incubus sex demon.
Zak's hips blurred enjoying Loona's pussy with her muffled screams while still eagerly licking Mayberry's pussy. Mayberry moaned loudly feeling herself get close to the edge as she was still sensitive from the massive pounding she received with her eyes rolling back, "I'm…I'm…AHH!"
Mayberry screamed squirting into Loona's maw with Zak pumping another massive load into Loona's pussy earning a muffled scream from the hellhound. Mayberry shivered in pleasure when she felt her hands being pushed up slightly to see Loona's belly slowly start to inflate from all of Zak's jizz.
"H-Ho! Oh my God!" said Mayberry still completely surprised at how much cum Zak pumps with each load he pumps into them. Zak pulled her towards him wanting to kiss her again making her moan lightly. Their tongues danced around while his free hand massaged one of her tits, and lightly pulling on her nipple enjoying the light reactions he was getting from his new lover.
He gently guided her off Loona making her pant happily, and gently rocked his hips while he finished his load until Loona looked like she was several weeks pregnant. He slowly pulled out making the hellhound whimper in pleasure, but kept the head in until he rocked his hips a bit more to push in a bit several times before he pulled out completely with a wet pop. His semi-hard dick was twitching while letting out small squirts of jizz splattering on the floor.
Mayberry blushed at the scene still completely surprised that his huge monster hose had stretched her out when he kissed her while lightly pushing her down against the bed lifting up her legs slowly to make sure she was comfortable. He squatted down rubbing his lips against her swollen lips feeling just how wet she was, "Someone's eager to go again. Nice and smooth", chuckled Zak planting butterfly kisses around her neck and tits making the sinner blush.
"W-Well I-" Mmph
Zak kissed her lips pushing his weight slightly more forward with her legs over his shoulder, "Let me know if I get a little too rough", said Zak putting her in a mating press position, and started thrusting down slowly hearing her moan under him. He slowly pushed inch by inch with each gentle thrust wanting to make sure she got use to his size first knowing that still wasn't use to his size unlike Loona. Zak started to thrust a bit harder when he felt Mayberry's pussy tighten up making her scream in pleasure. He kept going on like this, sending her into orgasm after orgasm and sucking on her huge tits until he buried himself, inflating her stomach once again.
Laugh "I think you broke her! For someone who dresses like a punk rock jock, you sure lose it when it comes to sex", said Loona wagging her tail excitedly.
"Punk rock? I just like the way it looks. Doesn't mean I have to follow the typical stereotype that goes with it. I mean, if anything, everyone usually says I act more like a nerd despite my fashion statements", said Zak petting an unconscious Mayberry after falling asleep from her continuous orgasm experience.
"Really? You're actually the nerdy type?" chuckled Loona with a cocky smile.
"Mock me all you want, but you love getting your tight little pussy stretched by me. I know I love it when you squeeze me, and despite your tough act, you actually love to cuddle too", smirked Zak making the hellhound blush.
"Y-Yeah, so?" said Loona trying to act tough again.
"So? I feel like exploring a little bit more with my favorite hellhound Goth slut. You did call me your 'boy-toy' after all", said Zak pouncing her on her as he kissed her passionately making her blush more, "And I kind of want to see what kind of cute reactions you get while trying new positions."
Zak flipped her around while she flipped up her hair to look back at him, "Really? Doggy? Just because I'm a hellhound does-EEP!"
"Oh, That's a cute sound for such naughty girl", said Zak gently massaging her ass cheeks near her hole.
"W-Wait! W-What do you think y-you're doing?! Look, I don't m-mind anal, but with y-your size-"
"Relax, I'll go easy. It's not fun if I'm the only one enjoying myself. I always wanted to try it with someone I trust, but could never find someone as good as you. We'll go at your pace", said Zak lovingly as he kissed her and slowly penetrated her tight asshole making her whimper in pain and pleasure.
"D-Damn you! You b-better take responsibility for this!" whimper growled Loona barring her teeth while Zak just leaned forward to massage her huge tits.
"I will, I'll do it to Mayberry as well. After this, then you can decide the next positions for tonight and tomorrow as well", chuckled Zak slowly burying himself more, "I promise I'll make it up to you."
"You better eat out my pussy, massage my tits, and fuck my pussy as much as I want even in the shower. Even if you're tired", said Loona moving her hips while trying to relax.
Chuckle "Is that a punishment or a reward?" chuckled Zak.
"Cheeky bastard", growled Loona before letting out another whimper.
"Well, I do love your ass cheeks. You're tits are so big and soft too. You know sometimes being gentle also feels good", said Zak kissing her again as he pulled her back so she was on top of him while completely burying his huge dick up her ass confusing Loona.
"I told you we're going at your pace. I want you to enjoy it as well", said Zak.
"I g-guess your m-mushy side does h-have it's charms as w-well", said Loona blushing while she slowly rode his huge dick until she was use to it.
End Lemon
Goetia Mansion
SMASH
"I can't believe you slept with an imp! IN OUR FUCKING BED!" yelled a shrilled feminine voice waking up a teenage avian demon with a lanky and unkempt coat of gray feathers. She was known as Octavia Goetia.
Her eyes were pink with bright pupils, while below each of her eyes are two tear-like streaks as she groaned out loud at the sound of items being smashed. She has a white mask-like face and light pupils with some shaggy, scruffy hair feathers.
She dragged herself out of bed and put on a pink glittery dress, a dark feather shawl around her shoulders, pink arm warmers with stars on them, a pale white tiara along with a black beanie hat, and a pink choker around her neck.
"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" argued the voice of Stolas Goetia, Octavia's father.
"A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBIAN?!" yelled the feminine voice again.
Octavia grabbed her phone, and put on some earbuds to drown out her parent's loud argument that always seemed one-sided, and played one of her favorite songs out loud.
She walked down the hall decorated with various kinds of plants as she jumped over a pot that broke in front of her after it was thrown by her mother who was screaming at her father.
Kitchen
"Here's an imp!" yelled a tall, white avian demon with curvaceous proportions. She had long, hair-like feathers that fade to grey at the tips, and a large gray stripe on her head. She has a short pink beak, and long curved eyelashes. She has pink markings underneath her eyes with red sclera and light white pupils. She wore a white dress with puffed sleeves and feather trimming, along with black accents, and black arm length gloves. She was wearing a crown on her head symbolizing her status of royalty. She was Stella Goetia, Stolas' wife, and Octavia's mother.
"You want to fuck this one too?!" yelled Stella grabbing an imp servant, and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction forcing him to duck as he crashed through into the wall.
WHAM
"No! Of course not!" said Stolas failing miserably to reason with his wife to calm her.
"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!" yelled Stella as she stormed out of the room shouting angrily and smashing every potted plant that crossed her path.
Sigh "Goodness gracious", sighed Stolas when he noticed his daughter smiling happily at her, "Good morning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?"
"Was that a serious question?" sighed Octavia sarcastically to her father.
Stolas could only murmur dejectedly knowing he couldn't answer that. He opened up the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat while think of another topic to bring up, "What's that you're listening to dear?"
"This song is called 'My World is Burning Down Around Me'. It's by Fuck-You-Dad", said Octavia making Stolas feel hurt thinking she was actually insulting him.
"It's a band, dad. That's their name", said Octavia with a small smile grabbing her coffee mug.
"Ohh! How charming…" said Stolas wondering what kind of name was that for a band. He threw the meat in his hand to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as it catches the meat in its massive mouth eating it contently. Stolas gently pets the pat as it slowly falls asleep closing its three pink eyes.
"So…you two done screaming for the day?" asked Octavia sarcastically while sipping her coffee with Stolas' eyes widening at her question.
"Umm..."
SMASH
AHH
Stella screamed out in anger smashing another potted plant making Stolas cringe at the sound of it knowing that his wife would be angry for hours. He decided that it would be best to take his daughter out of the house, and away from the toxic environment before he noticed the portrait hanging against the wall behind her.
"You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell! Why don't we go…to Loo-Loo Land?!" asked Stolas excitedly making his daughter groan.
"I'm not five anymore", groaned out Octavia.
"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo-Loo Land! What do you say we go there again? Have a day, just the two of us?" asked Stolas hugging his daughter.
"I'd... rather kill myself", groaned out Octavia drinking more of her coffee.
"There we go! Anything, but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security", said Stolas picking up a phone being carried the bruised and battered imp servant that his wife threw at him.
"Security for a theme park?" asked Octavia confused at her father's actions.
"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" said Stolas dialing a number while Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table, and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.
"Our money, maybe", mumbled Octavia after swallowing the first handful of cereal.
"Speak for yourself, Princess. Now... I'm calling the only man who can fuck me!" said Stolas slightly aroused thinking of his favorite imp.
"What…"
"Who can protect me! Us! Protect us!" said Stolas hurryingly backpedaling what he said momentarily forgetting his daughter was still in the room, "Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."
Octavia simply groaned out loud knowing exactly who he was going to call, and pulled her cap down wanting to die from embarrassment.
IMP Headquarters
Blitzo was in his office doing "very important work" involving crude representations of Millie and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around. Between them is a framed photo of Blitzo with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth with text reading "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it.
"Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" said Blitzo trying to imitate Moxxie.
"Yeah, I really want you, sir", said Blitzo trying to imitate Millie.
"Me too!" said Blitzo imitating Moxxie again
"Aw you guys, let's three-way!" said Blitzo lowering his puppets below his desk to his crotch feeling pleased with himself.
RING
"WHAT?!" yelled Blitzo angrily for being interrupted as he took a sip of his coffee.
"Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy", greeted Stolas lustfully through the phone.
SPIT
Goetia Mansion
SPIT
IMP Headquarters
SLAM
"WHAT-"
"-THE-"
"-FUCK-"
"-DAD?!"
"Language, everyone!" said Stolas with Blitzo and Octavia cursing him out in perfect unison while Octavia added one extra word, "I have a special request."
"Aw... Gee Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass", groaned Blitzo shivering in disgust.
"It's for my daughter", said Stolas twirling the phone cord with his feathered fingers.
"Ah. Well, make sure she washes it", commented Blitzo sitting back down in his chair.
"No! No, no, no, no, no, not that", said Stolas taken aback by Blitzo's response, "I'm taking my daughter to Loo-Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us!"
"We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Just because I hired a bodyguard for us, doesn't mean I'm renting him out to you…and also because it might bite me in the ass too."
"Beg pardon?" asked Stolas confused on his last comment.
"Forget it! Look, don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die!" said Blitzo not really wanting to be near Stolas.
"I'll pay you~", said Stolas in a singsong voice.
"Pay me what?" asked a confused Blitzo.
"Money~", responded Stolas in the same singsong voice
"Done!" yelled Blitzo excitedly realizing that he just accidentally hung up and smashed his most recent phone on his desk. Blitzo groaned out in annoyance before pulling out a megaphone.
Feedback
"M-n-M-Tac! Get in here! We're goin' to Loo-Loo Land!"
BANG
"It's Zak!" yelled Zak from behind the door after a bullet came through bursting through his glass door window.
Moxxie opened Blitzo's office door looking at his friend who looked like he was in a trance before he finally snapped out of it looking at the smoking gun in his hand, "I blacked out for a minute there, what just happened?"
"You missed that's what! That's why you need to aim! Which makes this a perfect opportunity to show you how to properly bodyguard us as we go to Loo-Loo Land!" yelled Blitzo excitedly.
"Loo-Loo Land?" asked Moxxie in a confused tone.
SMASH
"Loo-Loo Land?!" yelled Millie excitedly smashing her head through the broken window on the door.
"Loo-Loo Land!" yelled Blitzo through the megaphone.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Loona annoyed at everyone repeating the same words over and over again, "Unless I'm about to get fucked again by my huge dick boy-toy, I don't wanna hear any of you fuck-tards!"
"I'll bring her back a souvenir. She might still be sore at me for this morning", said Zak putting away his gun while still trying to remember what happened as he blacked out. Blitzo stared at him with an angry twitching eye.
Loo-Loo Land
A grey van with two red stripes near the bottom, and an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side, pulls into an empty parking lot. A black motorcycle pulls up next to the van with Zak removing his dark blue helmet, and hung it on the handle while surveying their surroundings. He was a bit surprised to see the parking lot practically empty, and wondered if they were just early arrivals than everyone else. He walked up next to the van, and banged it twice signaling that everything was clear.
Moxxie exited the van, and opens the side door letting out a very cramped Stolas stretching his limbs while hooting excitedly. His daughter exited the van looking far less excited as she dragged her feet out of the van. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate making his daughter groan out loud, and pulls her hat over her face feeling extremely embarrassed at how dorky her father looked.
"I feel so…conflicted about this", said Zak looking at demon royalty acting like a doting father to his daughter and genuine love for her like any normal parent, yet somehow he sensed an immense amount of lust directed towards Blitzo. Lust that was on borderline masochism.
"What's there to be conflicted about?" asked Moxxie.
"Just…a lot of things really. Not really use to seeing and sensing demon royalty acting…well acting like that", said Zak locking his motorcycle and helmet summoning his katana and new gun that Millie and Moxxie gave him.
"True, but this is our boss we're talking about here", said Moxxie adjusting his fanny back over his black suit that he was wearing.
"Fair enough", said Zak following them into the amusement park.
"Now, remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright? I'm still breaking in the new guy", said Blitzo feeling annoyed just walking next to Stolas.
"Hey...Dad...Do we have to-"
"Okay, yeah, hold on right there, sweetie", said Blitzo interrupting Octavia as he turned to Stolas once again,"If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to-"
"You are so cute when you are serious", said Stolas trying to flirt with Blitzo.
"I'm literally gonna be sick", groaned Octavia at her father's behavior.
"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need? Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?" listed off Moxxie taking out several pills from his fanny pack until he took out several rows of hypodermic needles filled with a glowing green substance.
"How did you-"
"That was figurative, old man", interrupted Octavia while Zak was pondering how Moxxie even fit all that stuff in one small fanny pack.
"Oh, right", chuckled Moxxie sheepishly as he discarded the needles into a nearby baby carriage where a baby imp happily reaches out to touch them.
"Whoa! Whoa, there little guy! These aren't for you, and these are definitely not something you want to be touching", said Zak quickly grabbing the discarded needles with the baby imp about to cry for having his new 'toys' taken away. Zak quickly looked around, and saw a nearby plushy of an apple character, and quickly bought it.
"Hey little guy! My name is Cherry, which is weird because I'm an apple!" said Zak in a silly voice making the baby imp giggle as it reached out for his new real toy.
Zak chuckled happily discarding the needles into a trash can and caught up with his group. He walked up to Octavia who was frowning and groaning with each step looking like she'd rather be anywhere than where she currently was.
"You okay Princess?" asked Zak.
"Don't call me that", groaned out Octavia.
"Then what would you like-"
"I don't really care! I'd rather just be anywhere other than here! Especially with my dad", groaned out Octavia looking at her father and Blitzo as the imp continued to argue with Stolas.
"He really does love you, you know. I can tell he would do anything for your happiness", said Zak in a reassuring tone.
"How would you know?" groaned out Octavia glaring at him.
"I may not look like it, but I'm part incubus. We can sense lust and love from anyone around us, and he truly does have a lot of love for you as your father. Despite what some uh…things have been speculated. If he's acting like the typical dorky dad around you, it shows that he loves you a lot. He just still sees you as his little girl like any other parent. Even my mom sometimes treats me like a kid", chuckled Zak.
"Maybe…but those days are long gone", moaned Octavia sadly as she walked on making Zak wonder what was going on.
Stolas was looking back at his daughter as she talked with the newest member of the imp's company, and could sense something strange about him. He looked down to see Blitzo arguing about how this was a job, and not some sex-filled getaway for him to take advantage of to peg him or vice versa.
"And another thing! I-"
"Blitzy, what can you tell me about that newcomer you hired?" interrupted Stolas confusing Blitzo at his question.
"Who? The Meat Shield? He's just a new guy I hired to help draw the line of fire if we're ever in trouble. Why you interested in him? He can take my place if you're that horny, but first you gotta give me some time to prepare him if you know what I'm sayin'", said Blitzo looking back at them.
"Oh Blitzy, you and you're little jokes. You can't get rid of me that easily. You're still my favorite little imp, but there is something strange about him that concerns me", said Stolas trying to analyze him.
"Yeah, well, makes sense. He is half incubus, and you know how horny those cock-suckers can get. Especially when you dangle your dick in the middle of an orgy while-"
"He's what?! And you let him near my daughter?!" asked a concerned Stolas about to enter in his 'protective daddy' mode.
"Relax, apparently he's been having his mega python drained nightly with a female client that hired us, and someone else", grumbled Blitzo with his eye twitching in annoyance at the thought of him plowing Loona every night.
"Well, I'm not going to sit by and let some ruffian try to bed my little-"
"Look, Stolas, you're baby's fine. She's a hormonal teenager, and will probably make a lot of bad decisions in her life. Either way she's in good hands, and he won't try anything on her. Apparently he 'respects' you or some shit like that", said Blitzo doing air quotes after putting on sunglasses, "Besides, you'll know if he does fuck her."
"Well…I suppose if you trust him, then I'll trust your judgment Blitzy. After all, you know exactly what I like in bed", said Stolas lustfully making Blitzo groan out loud.
"Wow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!" said Millie excitedly with Moxxie walking next to her bringing up the rear of the group. A large letter of a sign falls down crushing a teenage imp underneath as the vibration of the ride shook it lose.
"It hasn't changed a bit!" said Millie happily with her tail wagging excitedly until she grabbed and squished her husband, "Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!"
Millie gestures towards a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur letting out a terrifying, demonic shriek as it open its mouth.
"That is... deeply upsetting", commented Moxxie looking horrified at the animatronic dinosaur.
"Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" asked Millie excitedly.
"No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots."
"Well, hey there!" loudly greeted a large apple mascot with a dangling unstitched eye appeared from behind Moxxie.
AHH
"I'm Loo-Loo! Welcome to Loo-Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" proudly proclaimed the apple mascot after making Moxxie jump in fear with his wife catching him.
"Look! Via! It's Loo-Loo!" said Stolas appearing next to his daughter.
"That's Loo-Loo? But he looks like-"
"Watch and learn Biker Boy", said Octavia interrupting Zak knowing what he was about to say.
"'Biker Boy'?" muttered Zak looking over himself in a nearby mirror, "But I like these clothes."
"I have a question", said Octavia
"Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!"
"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu-Lu World?"
"Uh…No?" said the mascot in the form a question.
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame", said Octavia glaring at the mascot making the mascot nervously stutter.
"Wow, respect", said Zak fist-bumping her for actually finding a small loophole in all their legal propaganda of not being the same as Lu-Lu World.
"And that's how it's done", said Octavia smirking proudly at the exposing shame.
Nervous Chuckle "Why don't we go check out the rides?" said Stolas leading Octavia away.
"That chick's creepy, huh?"
"Eh, Wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes", said Blitzo in an uninteresting tone, making the mascot worry.
"What's that mean?" asked the Mascot to Millie and Moxxie.
"Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" said Moxxie leading Millie off with him.
"Yeah…Yeah…" sighed Loo-Loo sadly as he hangs his body dejectedly.
Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway while Moxxie sweated profusely trying to regain his composure. He looked over to his wife who was looking around excitedly at the various rides and stand.
"You really like this place, huh?"
"I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise", explained Millie.
Moxxie and Zak look over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby gift shop. The two approach the window displaying several novelty cups and plushy apples with large price numbers next to them.
"Yeah, I can see why money would be an issue coming here. These prices are criminal. I mean, when exactly are you going to use a novelty cup from here other than the one time?" asked Zak.
"It's more like highway robbery if you ask me", commented Moxxie.
"I guess if you take care of the cup, or maybe they can let you in and have drinks at a discount or something you might get your money's worth", said Zak.
"Why would anyone want this?" asked Moxxie.
"Cause it's Loo-Loo Land!" said Millie excitingly appearing between them, hugging them both.
Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merchandise, including the novelty cup both demons saw on display, and a hat with attached can holders and straws.
Slurp "Listen to your hoe, Mox. We may be doing some bullshit duty for some rich-ass owl, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun right?" said Blitzo slurping up his drink from his novelty cup.
"Did you just waste all our money before you could pay us again?" asked Zak making Blitzo stop as he shifted his eyes.
"No?"
"Was that a question?" asked Zak partially unsheathing his katana.
"Maybe?" said Blitzo once again.
Zak gritted his teeth in anger really wanting to slice him before he stopped himself, took a calming breath, and took out his phone. He quickly dialed the contact he was looking for as it rang out loud.
"What are you doing?" asked Blitzo feeling slightly nervous for some reason.
Click "Hello, I.M.P.", greeted Loona's voice from his phone.
"Hey Loona, it's me. Apparently Blitzo wasted money again", said Zak ignoring Blitzo's shocked squeal.
"Yeah, I figured. I already set some aside for you, the old lady, and the fat ass. I'm training the new secretary too", said Loona in a bored tone with sounds of her flipping pages being heard.
"What new secretary?! Loonie, what'd he force you to do?!" yelled Blitzo.
"Is that Zak? Hi Zak, hope you're well! Last night was amazing, and thank you so much for letting me stay with you-"
"Yeah, yeah, that pedicure isn't gonna do itself", interrupted Loona after hearing Mayberry's voice through the phone.
"Teacher Tits?!" yelled Blitzo in a surprised tone.
"Hi Blitzo, thanks again for the opportunity of hiring me. Loona told me you need some help with the finances so-"
"Hey! Less talky, more file-y!" interrupted Loona showing she was on a power trip from bossing someone around, "Anyway, yeah, we managed to secure your paycheck at least. Blitz is still in charge of commission so that's out of our hands. At least you won't go broke when you treat me and Maddie tonight."
"Who the fuck is Maddie?!" yelled an angry Blitzo.
"Uh…my name's Maddie. Madelyn Mayberry, remember? I introduced myself-"
"No one cares Teacher Tits! You're-"
"Oh I also managed to reorganize some files, polish your horse figurine collections, and managed put them in a cute glass display that we just bought with some of the money we managed to procure thanks to some cutting expenses we found in the budget report", interrupted Mayberry making Blitzo stammer his response before he could fire her.
"You were saying?" asked Zak with a smug response making Blitzo stammer in anger.
"Loonie, you're in charge! And those horses better sparkle that I can see my face on their tiny asses!" yelled Blitzo as he hung up Zak's phone when he received a picture of his new display case, "Damn it, it is cute."
Ahem
Zak cleared his throat out loud trying to appear innocent making Blitzo glare at him in jealousy, "Fine! This one time you get away with it!"
"Don't forget about him fucking Loona", said Millie giggling at her boss's reaction.
"Teach me, master", whimpered Moxxie impressed that he actually managed to get back at Blitzo.
"This other time you get away with it! But there better not be any more!" yelled Blitzo.
"That depends, are you gonna get my name right from now on?" asked Zak with a menacing aura around him while Blitzo glared back at him, not being intimidated.
"Will it make you stop fucking my precious baby girl?" said Blitzo invading his personal space as he stared at him in the eyes.
"That's not really my decision. Loona's…feisty in bed, and I kind of like it. She really knows what she's after, and she's very passionate in things she like", said Zak blushing a bit with Millie giggling excitedly at his reaction confusing Moxxie.
"Well since I guess Loonie is training the new secretary, and found us some extra dough, I guess there's really nothing we can do. How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little fun?" said Blitzo winking at the married couple.
"Oi! Don't avoid my question! Get my name right already!"
"OOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!" said Millie dragging her husband along.
"Oh yeah? W-Which one?"
AHH
A lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" suddenly plunges off a sheer 90 degree drop at incredible speed setting itself on fire while the imp rider was hanging on for dear life until it violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.
"Oh, crumbs!" yelled a terrified Moxxie being dragged away.
"Is he gonna be alright?", muttered Zak waving to the couple.
"Oh well, since you also did a good job, I guess, you can help take care of Stolas' daughter while we're here", said Blitzo before pulling on Zak's shirt to his eye level again, "And this time do keep it IN YOUR PANTS! Last thing I want is for that rich barn owl to fuck me over, not in the good way, and take back that book!"
"The princess of the Goetia family doesn't have any interest in me. I only go after girls I like, and also like me back. I don't like going after married or taken women who only have eyes for their lovers. I also don't go for women who just want to get back at their lovers for their cheating ways. Hate sex isn't fun for me", said Zak straightening his shirt after Blitzo let go of him, "I want my lovers to enjoy sex with me, not just for myself. The rest will fall into place over time."
"Gag, that sounds like some kind of sick ass fuck romance sitcom the humans come up with. Just make sure you keep it in your pants alright?!" said Blitzo before throwing him a box of ammo, "Here, make sure you always carry some spare ammo with you. Never know when you might need it."
'Did he just give me some sound advice?' thought a shocked Zak when he noticed Moxxie and Millie over another ride.
Moxxie was vomiting into a trash can after having left a ride with a vomit covered family of imps walking by, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead also looking down curiously at Moxxie.
In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walked along a path, as Blitzo takes up positions all around them with his rifle on the lookout for any danger while Zak walked behind them making sure to be nearby to get them to safety so Blitzo can cover them. A group of imps creep up behind the booths having all kinds of items ready such as ropes, knives, and pitchforks, wanting to kidnap the head of the Goetia family. They quickly scattered when Blitzo spotted them in their direction, and when Zak partially unsheathed his katana when a couple tried to approach them
"You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy", said Stolas bending backwards as he ran his feathered finger against one of Blitzo's horns.
"Save it, bitch. I'm working", said Blitzo in an annoyed tone, "Hey Meat Shield, watch your six!"
Zak instantly disappeared from view, and reappeared slicing several imps with a sniper rifle aimed at Stolas, and took out his gun shooting it behind him, hitting another imp that had a rope that was being twirled to capture Octavia.
"You both need to get a room", groaned Octavia.
"Hey, I am not a day-hooker!" said Blitzo as a female imp walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.
"What?! I just said I'm not one, prude!" yelled Blitzo at the female imp flipping her off.
Zak waved his katana to get rid of some of the black blood that was splattered all over the blade, and sheathed it while checking his gun to see how much ammunition he had left.
"Quit doing the samurai-cowboy bit, and hurry up!" yelled Blitzo.
"Hey! I have a great deal of respect for Japanese culture! You could learn a thing or two about manners like remembering one's own name!" yelled Zak annoyed.
"Oh, look, Via!" said Stolas pointing excitedly at a circus tent where they saw a demon mother trying to pull her crying son into the tent, "You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"
"Oh no", whispered Octavia in fear.
"Oh no", groaned out Blitz.
Flashback
A young Octavia is suddenly pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as a robotic jester-like clown sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia as she breaks into tears.
A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling at the robotic clown wanting nothing more than to destroy him.
End Flashback
"I hate that fucking clown", said Blitzo and Octavia at the same time.
'So much for 'tears of joy'. Not that I blame them really. I never really liked clowns myself', thought Zak holstering his gun.
"Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please", said Stolas in an unconcerned voice who has been captured and hoisted up by a crew of imps. Stolas' arms were bound, and his head was soon covered by a sack with the imps pointing various weapons at him.
"Damn it", groaned out Zak and Blitzo at the same.
Zak un-holsters his gun drawing a large glyph with a four pointed star in the middle as three more rings with runes appeared circling his gun. He reached into the circle pulling out a duplicate gun preparing them both, "I really should thank Moxxie for teaching me how to dual wield guns, and for Millie's training."
"Neat party trick, now let's see if you can actually use those toys", said Blitzo.
One imp jumped up trying to skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso and splattering the imp's blood all over Stolas' bag. Zak fired his two guns rapidly taking down the imps holding Stolas up, and the one that was reaching into Stolas' pocket to steal his wallet effectively killing them. The remaining imps quickly scatter in fear with Blitzo carrying Stolas.
"This is so fucking annoying. Hey Meat Shield…"
Blitzo was about to say something when he noticed Zak's shaking hands while still holding up his guns. He could see the uneasy internal conflict he was having after killing a lot of imps so far, and was probably having a hard time trying to come to terms with it.
"Snap out of it big boy. It's kill or be killed here, and our job is to protect Stolas and his daughter. This is one of the heavy prices that comes with having a high status in Hell. That's why you gotta learn how to protect yourself, otherwise you're just gonna end up a corpse down here", said Blitzo snapping Zak out of his stupor.
'Did…did he just give me some sound advice again?' thought Zak, 'WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?! WHO IS THIS GUY, AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH BLITZO?!'
Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzo carries Stolas in with his head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, and sets him down as he walks off to take his position with Zak next to him. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack until Octavia annoyingly rips it off her father's head.
"Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo-Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits!" greeted a robotic jester wearing a red tunic with dark blue sides, and glowing hearts on the edge of the shirt, long tentacle like arms with green frills on its wrists, a glowing green frill collar, black and white vertically stripped pants with sharp pointed legs appeared glitching and emitting static as he occasionally spoke.
"H-H-Hit it!"
The curtains are suddenly pulled aside revealing a stage with various layers revealing a band of hideously decrepit animatronics with a large neon sign saying FizzaRolli 'n Friends. Several lights turn on pointing towards Robo Fizz as he began to sing and dance.
"Loo-Loo Land, Loo-Loo Land!"
"Everybody sing along with the Loo-Loo band,"
Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.
"Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo-Loo Land!"
"Loo-Loo Land, Loo-Loo Land!
"Everything is beautiful at Loo-Loo Land!"
"Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo-Loo Land!"
Robo Fizz grabs various imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children would've been slam into the bleachers if it wasn't for Zak creating multiple magic circles to catch them, while one soars behind them.
"Everybody's friendly,"
"And nobody is mean,"
Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.
"No copyright infringement's ever seen,"
Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing on fire. Next he is seen standing a piano with a lone spotlight on him.
"I have a dream..."
"He has a dream"
"I'm here to tell..."
"He's here to tell"
"About a magical, fantastic place called Loo-Loo Land!"
Maniacal laugh
Octavia was sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. Unable to handle anymore, she excused herself to go outside trying to escape from the nightmarish situation she was in.
Zak saw this, and decided to go after her informing Blitzo of the situation. He rushed outside the tent and saw her walking away rubbing her arms in distress.
"Wait! Young Mistress Octavia!" called out Zak making her look back to see who was calling her such an embarrassing title.
Ugh "It's you. Can you just leave me alone?" groaned Octavia in disgust.
Zak disappeared from view instantly slashing several imps who were aiming to tie her up as a hostage, "I'm afraid that's not quite possible young mistress. Your life is in danger out here."
Groan "I don't fucking care anymore! They just want my dad, and all my dad wants to do is fuck that disgusting red dickhead in there! You don't know what it's like to go what I'm going through!" yelled Octavia in frustration.
"You're right, I don't", said Zak in a serious tone shocking Octavia, "My mother's a succubus and is automatically branded a whore, but I've never seen her pick up anyone after I was born or even go on dates. I've never known my father, what type of demon he is, what he looks like, but my mother tells me that he loved me very much and is still watching over me. Despite all this, my mother refuses to date anyone who isn't my father who reassures me he's alive, or even fuck anyone. She refuses to make a harem for herself despite being a succubus because she only has eyes for my dad. Despite all the stereotype judgement that comes with being an incubus and succubus, my mother still loved me, and wanted nothing but the best for me growing up. She even protecting me during the yearly exterminations. Can you honestly say that your dad wouldn't do the same thing for you?"
Octavia stayed quiet not knowing how to answer him and just glared at the ground. She thought back when she was little when her father would sing to her. She always had that fear of her father going away to somewhere she couldn't follow. She always thought it was just the fear of a little girl afraid of losing her dad. However, because of her parent's turbulent relationship, that fear has started to resurface, and even more so when she finally came face-to-face with the imp who was having an affair with her father.
"Young mistress, I won't ask you about your predicament, and I won't pry into your personal life. I know I'm just a complete stranger to you who knows nothing about what is going on, but if there is one thing you can trust me on, is that your father loves you very much. His behavior around you should be proof enough. He acts like a dorky dad wanting to spend time with his little girl just like how my mom acts when she's around me. If you have any doubts about this, then you should talk to him. You'll see that despite his uh…affection towards Blitzo, your father would still find some way to be with you no matter what."
Octavia stayed quiet letting in what he said sink in, but was still afraid of what her father's response might be. She felt like she wasn't brave enough, and wouldn't be able to handle the response he would give if her greatest fears came true, "What if you're wrong? What if he does go somewhere far away where I can never see him again?"
"Then I will surrender myself to your wrath, and face whatever punishment you deem fit for my deception. I'll even face death at your hand if it means appeasing some of your anger", said Zak in a calm tone.
Octavia wiped away some tears of frustration not wanting to go back, "I still hate him you know. I don't want him near my dad. I wish he would just drop dead."
"As much as that weird robot jester in there?" asked Zak gesturing back towards the tent.
"Don't get me started on that…thing. At least your boss has the sensibility to hate him as much as I do. But I still wish he would drop dead", said Octavia glaring at the tent.
"Believe me young mistress, you wouldn't be the first, and I doubt you would be the last. My boss tends to have this annoying ability to scurry on and just do what he pleases, but you have to admit, it is an admiral quality of his as well. Shall we head back now?" chuckled Zak.
Octavia nodded her head as Zak motioned back towards the tent with Octavia leading the way. Zak took out his gun, and shot another imp that was attempting to kidnap her as he walked behind her making sure she was safe.
Stolas was looking towards the entrance with a worried expression since Octavia was taking so long when she suddenly reappeared sitting down next to her father making him smile happily to have her back.
Moxxie and Millie
Moxxie and Millie walked along a row of game booths when they are addressed by one of the vendors. Moxxie smiled looking at his wife happily while she gleefully looked around enjoying everything that was around her.
"Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!" called out a vendor to his booth eyeing Millie lustfully.
Squeal "Oh, look Moxxie! A THING!" happily squealed Millie pointing to a purple stuffed penguin creature with imp horns wearing pink overalls.
"Oh, you like that thing?" smiled Moxxie knowing he could easily win it for her in a shooting game.
"YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is, but I want that thing!" said an excited Millie.
"Ahhh...Finally, something I can handle" said Moxxie taking out some money, and hands it to the carnie imp.
"One game, puh-lease!" said Moxxie smugly knowing that he could win this game easy.
The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie looked at his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye unaware that the target barely moved. He makes a ricochet noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.
"Ohh! Strike one, little man!" said the carnie smiling smugly shocking Moxxie at what he said.
"But I hit it!" argued Moxxie.
"I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...no go, bro."
Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket slamming it on the counter. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork hitting the target dead-center, but the target still didn't go down. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance as he examined it.
"The Heaven's wrong with this thing?! "
"Oh man, a real shame, I tell ya. Whaa, whaa", mocked the carnie infuriating Moxxie even more.
Slam
"Another!" angrily hissed Moxxie after slamming down another bill.
"Moxxie, you don't-"
"Don't worry honey, I'm getting that thing for you", said a determined Moxxie making Millie smile knowing just how much her husband loved her.
Tent
Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her wanting this musical number to stop already.
"Just how long is this song?" asked Zak out loud.
"Long enough that putting a bullet in every one of these fucker's heads would be considered a mercy kill", groaned Blitzo in annoyance.
"-body sing along with the Loo-Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo-Loo Land!"
Maniacal Laughter
The show ends with a small firework display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces with Stolas claps and cheering even harder as he hoots with joy.
Bang
An imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats behind Stolas, but was quickly killed by Blitzo from on top of the gallery while the crowd started to scream in fear and panic, evacuating the tent.
"Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy", lustfully moaned Octavia.
Ugh "I can't do this anymore! I tried! I really did! I knew this was too hard!" yelled Octavia in frustration and anger as she angrily runs away.
"Wait! Octavia!" yelled out a concerned Stolas chasing after his daughter.
Blitzo cycles his rifle with Zak reloading his guns as they prepared to give chase after them.
"Ha ha ha ha ho ho-oh! Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up the-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?" maniacally laughed the Robo Fizz pronouncing the 'O' in his name.
"Did that robot just say your name?" asked Zak surprised that the robot was
"The 'O' is silent now!" said Blitzo angrily.
"A-A-Aww! Just like your audience always was when you t-told your lazy jokes here!" mockingly laughed the robot jester as he glitches.
"Bitch, I make more money killin' people than you do being a cheap-ass Robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!" yelled Blitzo angrily slamming his sunglasses to the ground.
Glitch Laughter "Someone's salty! Real or not though, people lo-love me! Does anybody love you Blitzo?" asked Robo Fizz in a demonic voice saying Blitzo's name as it was spelled.
"Is there anything that you can't annoy and want to kill you?" asked Zak in a deadpan voice.
"No, but I'm really good with guns now because of it", said Blitzo slamming a new magazine into his rifle switching it to full-auto, "Dance, bitch!"
Robo Fizz cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds, and rapidly spins rolling up the stair to where they were is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake, before using his own momentum to spin him around rapidly.
"Oh FUCK ME!" yelled Blitzo as he was launched through the roof of the tent.
Robo Frizz turned his attention towards Zak as the incubus hybrid unsheathed his katana readying himself.
Maniacal Laugh "This is going to be fun", commented the psychotic robot jester readying his claws.
Outside
A carny imp with dark crimson skin, curled black and white horns, a pointed tail, white hair, black eyes with yellow sclera, and a long curly mustache was pulling a cart fully of torches with green fire. He was wearing a white shirt, gray vest, black bow tie, white pants with gray stripes, and black boots as he cleared his throat loudly to sell his product.
"Torches, I say, I say! Torches! Get your inconvenient torches here!"
AHH
Crash
Blitzo landed on the cart scattering the torches everywhere, igniting the big top on fire.
"Owww! I say, OWWWW!" yelled the carny imp.
The green fire rapidly spreads to all corners of the park melting and burning the animatronics inside as they flee the tent with Zak being pushed outside with a tremendous amount of force. Robo Fizz cackles and spins his head with demonic glee at the destruction. Zak coughs up some of grey blood at the agile and dexterous robot who was able to beat him easily like he did with Blitzo.
Cough "Just what are you?" coughed up Zak.
"Your worst nightmare kid", demonically laughed the robot with the fire burning some of his parts and face.
Moxxie and Millie
The carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds several hundred marked bills of Moxxie's money while the smaller imp kept glaring at him with seething anger.
"Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your 'honey' here a prize", mocked the carnie imp.
"Why you-"
"Let me try!" said an excited Millie. She grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target completely missing it. The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth causing the target to fall down.
"Look at that! Lucky shot, baby", said the carnie imp winking at Millie.
"Are you kidding me?! You-you-you charlatan!"
"Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady", said the carnie imp leaning towards Millie and makes a seductive purring sound at her.
Millie immediately recoils in disgust at the carnie imp, and was about to hit him when Moxxie popped up kissing her hard in front of him. Millie smiled at her husband, loving when he gets a little adventurous with her making her moan loudly in excitement.
Blitzo, Zak, and Robo Fizz continued to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Zak kept using his enhance speed to try and strike the robot, but he was able to keep up with his movements. He swiped his claws forcing the young incubus hybrid to go on the defense using his katana to deflect his attacks. Robo Fizz wrapped his legs around his waist and spun rapidly to disorient him, and into the carnie's booth shocking the three imps present.
"Zak?!" said a concerned Millie.
Groan "This is why I hate clowns", groaned Zak looking up seeing Blitzo being thrown up into the air by Robo Fizz.
"Look out!" yelled Zak tackling the married imps, protecting them from debris as Blitzo comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the carnie imp under him.
"Sir?!" said a shocked Moxxie.
"Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've...got some unfinished business to take care of", said Blitzo drawing his flintlock pistol, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz. The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he shows that he caught the bullet in his teeth and spits it out.
"Oh, What a mouth!" said Blitzo immediately grimacing when he realizes what he just said.
"My turn!" said Zak creating a large magic circle in front of him aiming both his guns, "Hope this works!"
"Wait, what?!" asked a shocked Blitzo
Zak shot both guns into the circle releasing a large blast at the clown who instantly dodged by contorting his body into a large circle completely dodging his blast creating a large explosion behind the deranged robot.
"Damn it!"
"Don't beat yourself up too bad. Willie ones like this fucker are always hard to hit", said Blitzo.
"I'm not giving up", growled Zak getting into a runner stance once again with his hand over his katana, "I refuse to give up."
"Kid, you already tried that! He's able to-"
Boom
"WHOA!" yelled Blitzo with Zak's eyes glowing a blue-white color, and sparks being emitted from his body, "What the fuck?!"
"I'm not going to let this pile of bolts ruin any more lives with his deranged lunacy!" said a determined Zak with white makings appearing all over his body.
Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Zak.
"I'll definitely cut you down to size!" said Zak shattering the ground around him as he disappeared in a bolt of lightning just as Robo Fizz charged towards him. The two instantly clashed creating a large explosion sending pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes in all directions.
Robo Fizz increased the speed of his rotation creating a large amount of sparks on Zak's blade as it glowed brightly from his power. Robo Fizz slowly pushed Zak back as he tried to stand his ground making sparks emit from his body.
"Give it up k-kid! You've lo-lo-lost! Now be a good little demon and die!" yelled Robo Fizz in a demonic voice.
"Why don't you just shut up, and fall to PIECES!" yelled Zak switching his grip on his sword swinging upwards with all his might tossing the demonic robot high in to the air, "Blitzo, I'm giving it all I got! Make it count!"
Zak extended his hand creating the largest magic circle on top of Blitzo glowing brighter than usual.
"Fuck yeah! Now we're talking! Try and catch this in your mouth mother fucker!" yelled Blitzo taking out his gun as he placed it in the center of the circle above him. He saw a large amount of energy being concentrated into the barrel feeling an intense rush of power building up, and released a huge blast straight at Robo Fizz as he stopped spinning. He spun himself into a vertically top with his claws in front taking the attack head-on as he split the beam as he propelled himself down. Zak's circle broke ending their attack as Robo Fizz crashed down with Zak losing consciousness unaware of several energy feathers falling down on top of him until they dispersed.
"How do ya like me now BITCH?! FUCK YEAH!" cheered Blitzo happily as Robo Fizz slowly got up with sparks flying from his damaged body, and his metallic skeleton showing more.
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" cursed Blitzo out loud reading another set of bullets.
Elsewhere
Stolas was running frantically searching after his daughter hoping no one would hurt her, "Octavia?!"
"Just leave me alone!" yelled Octavia.
"Octavia!" yelled Stolas running after her into a funhouse where he suddenly stops looking around at the surreal room decorated with different kinds of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random imp jumps upon his back.
"Umm, I think I'm supposed to be body-guarded right now!" said an annoyed Stolas as the imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway skidding down the entrance stairs with Millie blowing away the smoke of her pistol.
"Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my imp knight in shining armor, not you littler ones", said Stolas wiping off the imp's blood off his sleeve.
"He's, uh…busy", said Millie trying to think of an excuse to say to him.
"Being a fool", said Moxxie in an annoying tone as he reloaded his pistol.
"What kind of fool?" asked Stolas arching his eyebrows in confusion.
"The 'everything is now on fire' kind", said Moxxie making Stolas stare at him with an uninterested expression. He leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room where he sees his daughter crying as she rode in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.
"Octavia..." stated Stolas discarding the Loo-Loo Land hat wanting to comfort his daughter from what was tormenting her emotionally, "I take it you are... not having fun."
"I didn't even want to come here!" cried Octavia wiping away some tears.
"I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here", said Stolas in a hushed tone.
Sniffs "When I was a kid, and my parents didn't hate each other. And my dad didn't flirt with some...weird red dickhead the entire time", sniffled Octavia.
"I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything...that's happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-I should have listened", said Stolas trying his best to convey his feelings, and explain it to his daughter who was clearly suffering at the turbulent relationship he was having with his wife, and his affair.
"I just want to go home...but home doesn't even feel like home anymore. You ruined it", whimpered Octavia burying her head between her knees.
"You need to understand...your mother and I...I just...I felt...She's always been... I haven't been. We-We weren't in... I'm sorry, I-I don't have the words", stammered Stolas not knowing how to explain his feelings to his daughter.
Octavia remembered what Zak said to her, and started to cry trying to muster up what little courage she could find to ask her father a hard question that she was afraid of asking, "Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where...I can't find you?"
"What? No! No, no, never! I'd never do that! My sweet little owlet I would never leave you! Never, no matter what happens I'll always be here for you", said Stolas empathically hugging his daughter as he wiped away some of her tears, "I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway."
Stolas carries Octavia in a princess hold out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling looking down at them. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade when Stolas immediately turns around with his eyes glowing brightly. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum.
"I guess that guy was right", whispered Octavia lowly, but Stolas was able to hear her.
"Who, dear?"
"That grey incubus guy. He told me to talk to you to help me get rid of my doubts", said Octavia feeling happy that her father was carrying her like when she was child.
"I see", said Stolas feeling uneasy about the newcomer being mentioned, "Via, if you like this…incubus, then I-"
"No, dad, I don't like him like him. I think he's nice, and he gives some good advice like how he said I should talk to you, but he's not really my type. He's acts more like a big brother", said Octavia making Stolas smile happily at this, and with a bit of relief as well.
"Well…I suppose I should thank him also", said Stolas reaching the entrance.
Outside
Outside the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. Zak managed to shoot one of the robot's legs to slow it down with Millie wielding Zak's katana slicking off his left arm, making it trip and fall. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed it whole with Moxxie riding on its back.
"So, what would you like to do now?" asked Stolas completely ignoring their surroundings
"Oh, Can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there", said Octavia earning a confused look from her father.
"Hmm, okay…" drowned out Stolas not really knowing how to respond to such a request.
"Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes", giggled Octavia hugging her father tightly.
"Thank you, Via. Thank you", happily sighed Stolas as he hugged his daughter back.
BOOM
A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the three imps into the air after being completely charred with Zak not too far behind after trying to shield them with what little mana he had left. The three imps crash land in front of the father-daughter duo with Zak performing a superhero landing making him groan out in pain.
Groan "That's really tough on the knees", groaned out Zak using his sheathed katana as a cane trying to hoist himself up, only to slip and fall to the ground.
"Way to ruin another good thing, sir!" groaned out Moxxie in a daze.
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown Had…It…Comin'!" groaned out Blitzo as they both fall unconscious.
"Fucking…damn…it", groaned out Zak with his vision blurring as he shot a stray animal that grabbed an unconscious Millie by the hair, and was dragging her away before passing out once again.
"Hmm, Well I will admit, he is quite sturdy for an incubus", commented Stolas.
"Dad."
"I'm just kidding Octavia. Let's get these little ones back home also. They did do a splendid job protecting us at least", said Stolas smiling.
"Whatever you say dad", giggled Octavia.