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Hi guys, I'm sad, no reviews. How do you expect me to get the motivation to update? Well this chapter better get some reviews. I need suggestions on what you guys want from the story. At the moment its not going anywhere. I want there to be a storyline that goes outside the house. Whether it be a romance or a friendship. Any suggestions will receive an imaginary HP action figure. Lame I know but what can I say, I only have 3 reviews. Oh well hope you enjoy this chappy!

HERMIONE'S POV

So I walked through the doors of that led into the house. That was all good and well. I was checking out the kitchen and making sure that everything was in fine working order when I noticed Ron, Bella, Severus, Fred, Argus, Draco, Lucius, someone who looks a lot like George Weasley but claims to be named Gillard and Sirius just staring at the barbeque. I know that they are wizards and have never really seen a barbeque before but I mean. Come on! I mean it just cooks – wait a second. SIRIUS! I finally realised Sirius was here. How could I have not realised? I ran like all hell through the house yelling screaming and holding a spatula above my head. I have to admit, this must have looked really weird to the group standing in front of the barbeque.

So anyway I ran all the way over there and then jumped on Sirius, kissed him on the cheek and told him never to die ever again! Now at this point people are no longer staring at the barbeque which is a relief as it wasn't that entertaining to begin with.

'OH MY GOD! SIRUIS, YOUR BACK!' Harry yelled from his position of testing out whether the mud was good enough to use as a mud pack on his face. So Harry, with his now beautiful brown face came running over to us and hugged Sirius. Sirius wasn't looking as happy as he should be considering he is now alive and well.

'I'm actually not alive guys. I'm still dead.' Way to dampen the mood Sirius, 'The ministry put me in this weird form of a body so I had to participate in this little Big Brother thing. After I get evicted or win Big Brother I will go back into being my rotting corpse with maggots eating my flesh.'

At this point Harry and I were almost in tears and everyone else was cringing at the thought of a rotting corpse with maggots. Lucius, in his infinite wisdom thought he would take control of the situation and try and calm the mood. He did the only thing that came naturally to him. Fathering a child. He pulled out an embroided handkerchief and spat on it and walked up to Harry.

'Harry, darling, in future please refrain from playing in the mud as it makes you look quite dirty' As Lucius said this he was attempting to clean the mud off Harry's face with his spat on handkerchief but to no avail, all he did was smear the mud into Harry's skin. Harry on the other hand was squirming like there was no tomorrow. Man did that look uncomfortable for him. The rest of us were trying to hold in our laughter.

I looked around and I saw Severus jumping up and down like the little freak he is. The whole group was here, laughing like we were old friends. It was a nice feeling until I realised something was amiss. Well there was the little fact that Draco was singing 'come on over' by Christina Aguilera, who I thought was a muggle singer, as well as dancing around the backyard. Yep. He is a strange one. But that wasn't the only thing amiss. Fred and Gillard were missing. I didn't like the look of that. I didn't really want to go looking because I was afraid of what I might find. Anyway so at this point BB decided to speak up.

This is Big Brother, Fred, Gillard please refrain from putting the goldfish in the freezer.

At this Lucius stopped trying to smother Harry, which I think Harry saw as a godsend and made his way to the kitchen pulling a pink apron out of his pocket on his way and tying it to him. After a couple of minutes a loud tutting sound and talking could be heard.

'Now boys I don't think you should have done that so as punishment I am going to make you guys put those goldfish back in their tank and then you have to stand on the couch, and because of the nice person I am, you may sing all your other housemates a song. We'll make it after dinner as we go to bed thinking beautiful thoughts of your performance. I can't wait, this will be spiffy!'

Now at that precise moment the remaining group outside looked at each other groaned.

'This is going to be a long couple of months. Hey Bella, lets go unpack' So Bella and I left the group and made our way to the bedroom with the others following us. Man if Lucius keeps this up, I might die.

SNAPES POV

Well I went to unpack all my accessories because they did not deserved to be cooped up in that horrible leather smell much longer. So I think the sleeping arrangements are going alright. We have 5 double beds so there seems to be a bed missing but Hermione sorted that out when she found and extra bed that was underneath one of the double beds, it's only a single though. Anyway so Fred Weasley's name was on that so he has that bed, lucky Hermione found it or he'd of been on the couch, or the floor, which I feel is more appropriate for animal killers.

Draco seems to not be taking very good to his sleeping arrangement. He seems to keep yelling swear words all the time and freaking out. Something along the lines like, 'I'm not sleeping with a cat lover and boxes of tissues'. Poor Argus it isn't his fault that he is depressed about his cat. One can only hope that he will feel better in due time. So I thought I might go to the Diary Room and talk to Big Brother about this situation.

In the diary room

Yes Severus?

Big brother, I was wondering, because of Argus' homesickness I believe that Draco will not provide the necessary comfort that I could. You see, Draco is yelling through the bedroom which does not seem to be helping Argus' condition.

Severus, are you trying to tell me you are gay?

No, not that Big Brother, I would just like to swap bed partners as I believe Argus' needs a friend right now not some snotty nosed brat being a meanie to him.

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Alright Severus, you may change Bed Partners. That is all.

Thank you Big Brother.

Back in the bedroom.

'PEOPLE! I have a solution to a dilemma that is occurring. Draco, you being such a but-head that you are, are not improving anything to do with Argus so I asked Big Brother to change bed partners so I could console Argus. Draco you are now sharing with Hermione' Draco paled a bit now that I think about it, maybe he didn't want to change partners. Oh well, too late now.

So I'm in bed now with Argus pondering the unravelling of the night's events. We all sat on the couch after Lucius made a nice dinner to watch Gillard and Fred's performance. They sang I will survive while walking over us and trying to give what muggles call lap dances. I'm telling you, I don't want any of them in the future I can tell you that! I will most certainly not go to sleep thinking about it. I have no idea what's gotten into Lucius recently but his views and my views seemed to have changed a lot.

After I made my announcement about bed partners things started to settle down. Hermione didn't mind that I changed bed partners.

'Argus needs you Severus, I will be fine. At least this way I can at least feel slightly comfortable in bed' she said to me earlier. Isn't she so nice to think of her fellow housemate before putting herself first?

I don't think Ron really likes sharing a bed with Lucius. I think Lucius is trying to get Ron to where a jacket to bed so he doesn't catch a cold and seeing how Ron refuses to do that Lucius insists on cuddling him to keep him warm. Let's just say I don't think Ron agrees with that method of keeping warm either.

Harry keeps tossing and turning in his bed. I wonder why. I can hear Bella trying to tell him that his feet are pretty and that she has to make sure they don't get cold during the night. I believe she is trying to cuddle and touch them. I don't think Harry is comfortable with Bella's hairy, unclipped toes near his. Understandable really.

Other then that I don't think anyone is really worrying tonight. Though I do believe that Harry is going to have nightmares about Sirius being able to walk through walls. I don't think he wants to think about the fact his Godfather is about to die again. Maybe he needs my comfort too. Well we'll have to see wont we.

Argus seems to be shaking and moaning 'Mrs Norris' in his sleep. Maybe I should comfort him. Ah that's better, I can feel the box of tissues in me back. What is better then spooning with a friend in need? I can't think of anything.

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