A newcomer at IMP

by swords of dawn

A new hybrid demon was recently hired to work at IMP, although his position wasn't exactly what he thought it would be. His boss is certainly a real piece of work, but at least his fellow coworkers seems to appear normal enough to give him advice. The hellhound secretary also seems to enjoy riding him whenever it strikes her fancy. The only hard part is the murders.

4. Spring Broken

Hello everyone, I know I just recently updated this, but I just couldn't help myself and wanted to update the Spring Broken chapter. I know a lot of you had questions, but hopefully this might answer some questions some of you might have speculated, or just raise more questions, who knows. I added my own twist to the episode, and tried to give more in depth to each of Verosika's crew members. I looked their names, and tried my best to describe each of them. For that one guy who keeps commenting about making Zak and Loona immortal with lots of babies, please stop. Just leave a normal comment. Hope you all enjoy this new chapter.

I do not own Helluva Boss or any of it's content.

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Blitzo and the I.M.P. crew were driving in their gray van along the street. Zak was on the passenger seat texting something over his phone until a song started playing on the radio.

"I love this song!" yelled Blitzo singing along with the radio in a very bad tone.

"You were a spicy little-uh-Demon with the-uh-bleach blonde hair!"

"You really can't sing at all", muttered Zak in annoyance with Blitzo messing up the lyrics to the song known as "Mustang Dong".

Loona was sitting behind him with Maddie Mayberry next to her as they scrolled over some photos they took during their nightly sex sessions.

"What about this one? It was right after he had me on top of you while his dick drenched us both", said Maddie showing both women covered in Zak's jizz.

"Mmm, Maybe. Here, use this one where we're both kissing his dick and shows how thick and huge it is", said Loona scrolling up through more photos.

"Is he alright?" asked Maddie cringing at Blitzo's singing.

"If you think that's bad, a canine's hearing is ten times stronger than a normal person. So trust me when I say it's a lot worse for me", said Loona showing she had earplugs in her canine ears to muffle Blitzo's bad singing, but didn't completely blocked it out. Loona cringed as Blitzo tried to hit a high note making her growl at him while he continued singing, unaware of the hellhound's feral intent.

Maddie quickly plugged up Loona's ears once again, and made her look at her, "Trust me, it's not worth it, especially when he's driving at 100 miles-an-hour on the highway. Now, which other pics can I send to my limp-dick ex so he can see just how good of a fuck I'm getting with my new man", said Maddie happily giving a small kiss on Loona's snout.

"Heh, I always pegged you as the straight and narrow Barbie girl. Now you're just a shameless slut who can't get enough mega dick", said Loona smiling coyly.

"I learned from the best. I didn't think I'd like a hellhound going down on me and licking my pussy while I sucked a huge mega dick down my throat", said Maddie giggling, "How about this one where we're both scissoring his huge dick between us after filling us both?"

"Fuck yeah! Send it to him", said Loona as they both continued to scroll through pics after Mayberry received a mysterious phone call last night interrupting their sex session.

She was surprised to hear it was her ex-husband whom she killed after she caught him in bed with Martha, and ended up in Hell for his cheating ways since he slept with other women before Martha also. However, during his time in Hell, he reflected on his past sins and realized he was only happy when he had his wife next to him. When he realized she was in Hell as well, he looked up her information and decided to call her. Maddie was furious at this, and cursed him out confusing her two lovers when Loona got the idea to take sex photos to send to her husband as revenge. Zak was against this since he never liked Hate Sex, but just decided to go along with it because the girls were actually having a good time, and after some puppy-dog-eye begging from them.

Moxxie was sitting in the back covering the side of his head where his ears would be while Millie rolls down her window and smiles as she looked outside.

"Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare-"

"For the love of Creation itself, please just stop!" groaned Zak covering his ears as they drove into an old crowded parking lot.

"Thought it might be love, but you went-"

"Holy shit, fu-" yelled Blitzo slamming on the brakes as the van skids to a stop effectively knocking out Zak as his seatbelt broke, and hit his head on the dashboard.

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space just as Blitzo was about to park in the same spot. Blitzo turned off the radio and growls angrily at the license plate that read "SUCKS-4-LIFE."

"Oh, you 'suck-4-life', do ya?!" said Blitzo angrily taking out his megaphone, Feedback "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking-oh shit! Verosika!"

The passenger of the pink car steps out of her front car seat with black thigh-high heel boots that had heart designs on it with three pink 'X' shaped straps on her thigh as the succubus demon adjusted her sunglasses with hearts on the lens. She had an hourglass figure with perky D-cup breasts, hot pink skin, and a long tail that ended with a spade-shaped black tip. Two black tipped horns with her left horn being slightly taller than her right horn, with two black stars on each side. Her eyes were hot pink with small black pupils, yellow sclera, and a small black heart tattoo under her right eye. She has long white hair with pink undertones, from lighter to darker towards the tips, and a darker pink streak down the length and across the bangs. She had on a pink fur coat that matched the color of her hair, and a tightly-fitted white and black mini dress that had contrasting 'X' and 'O' pattern on the breasts showing a generous amount of cleavage, as well as a star design on the abdomen. She also has a red heart-shaped tattoo on her right upper arm, which has a name written within it that has been crossed out with a big black 'X'.

"Blitzo", said Verosika pronouncing his name as it was spelled making him seethed with anger as she blew a bubble of gum before it popped, and sucked it back in her mouth.

"I should've known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-oof-THREE RINGS DOWN!" said Blitzo getting out of his van through the passenger window before falling flat on his face.

"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts", countered Verosika.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" said Blitzo angrily while Verosika dramatically flips her long hair back.

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups", said Verosika drinking from her white and dark pink flask, and wipes her mouth with her thumb, "So, your sister says 'Hi'."

"Why are you parking here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" said Blitzo angrily.

"Actually, prick it has my name on it", said Verosika pointing down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet with the I.M.P. initials crossed out on the ground, "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

"No way…" whispered Loona looking at the interaction between Blitzo and the succubus as she took out her earplugs.

"Someone you know?" asked Maddie.

"She's a famous pop star! That's Verosika Mayday!" said Loona in a hushed tone trying to listen in on their conversation.

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" said Blitzo.

"Aww, you mad, Blitzo?" mocked Verosika taking off her sunglasses and pronouncing his name as it was spelled, "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and-"

"-run three rings to Wrath and max MY/your credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" said Verosika and Blitzo at the same time knowing exactly what she was going to say.

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" said Blitzo furiously.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock", said Verosika flipping him off as she walks away while Loona lowers her head dragging Maddie with her as well so they weren't spotted by the famous pop star.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna-"

"You'll what?" asked a deep masculine voice belonging to a tall muscular male hellhound with a growling tone.

The hellhound had a grey fur color with, darker shades of grey on his bulging biceps, red sclera eyes with white irises, and black pupils with a scar going over his left eye, and a slightly tattered ear. He had a black wolf-shaped head pattern on his left arm similar to a tattoo. He had on a ripped sleeve-less leather jacket with glowing red spikes, a black undershirt, and tattered grey pants.

"Ha! You don't scare me big guy! Maybe if you were here earlier before I hired my own bodyguard, then you would've been scary!" said Blitzo poking the muscular hellhound's chest, "Drak! You're up!"

"It's Zak!"

BANG

Blitzo once again dodged a bullet that was poorly aimed at him with a smug look on his face only to see Zak fall unconscious after opening the door to the van. Maddie and Loona lifted him up in a sitting position as he slowly regained consciousness and wobbled over towards Blitzo.

"Hey, man, you okay?" asked the hellhound keeping the grey-skinned incubus steady feeling slightly sorry for him.

"Yeah, yeah, what happened? My seatbelt broke after Blitzo slammed on the brakes. Everything went black after that", explained Zak holding his head while checking for blood.

"You said your name was Zak, and you tried to shoot your boss apparently", explained the hellhound.

"Yeah, he gets my name wrong a lot. I think it's developed into a reflex or something. The world is still spinning…a…bit…" said Zak wobbling a bit as he almost fell down if it wasn't for the hellhound catching him.

"You sure you alright?" asked the hellhound sitting him down on the ground.

"Yeah, this is nothing compared to what we had to go through a couple days ago. Honestly, I should've just taken my bike instead of carpooling, but I need to save for a sidecar installation. Groan Names Zakarain Galedata. Friends call me Zak for short", introduce Zak still recovering.

Mock Laughter "This is your bodyguard? Seems a bit scrawny to me. Not bad looking though. Could use some more work", said Verosika eyeing him while licking her lips.

"Back off whore! Just because he's an incubus also doesn't mean-HEY!" yelled out Blitzo when Verosika shoved him out of the way after hearing he was an incubus.

She kneeled down next to him and felt up his crotch instantly snapping him out of his dizzy spell when he noticed the curvaceous succubus next to him, "Hi, can I HeLP yOu?!" squeaked Zak with Verosika feeling his huge flaccid dick in his pants.

"The fuck is that?!" asked a shocked Verosika with her eyes widening at what she was feeling.

"Either it's the concussion, or a serious case of déjà vu", groaned Zak feeling himself hardening.

"Hey, how would you like to work for me instead?" asked Verosika in a seductive tone, "You can get all the free pussy and dick you want, benefits of all kinds, and I'll definitely remember your name if you want me to scream it out loud."

"Thank you for the kind offer, but I must respectfully decline. I'm…I'm currently seeing some girls that I would like to explore with", said Zak feeling slightly nervous at her touch, "Um…If it's not too much trouble, can you please let go?"

"What's wrong big boy? Nervous about being jerked off by a pop star?" moaned Verosika lustfully.

"Back off whore! He works for-wait a minute", said Blitzo interrupting himself as he thought about his predicament.

"Don't even think about it, Blitz!" yelled Loona from the van getting all their attention making her blush and hid back in the van with Maddie peeking out.

Groan "Fine. Look, apparently he's not up for sale, and he already said 'no' to joinin' your skank crew, so BACK OFF!" yelled Blitzo angrily.

"Oh yeah?! Well what are you gonna do Blitzo?!" yelled Verosika emphasizing his full sounding name once again making the imp seethed with anger as the two got into a shouting match.

"Looks like you're popular", chuckled the hellhound extending his hand, "Names Vortex, friends call me Tex."

"Nice to meet you. Seems we might've accidentally triggered a long-time feud between these two", said Zak with Tex helping him up, "Anyway, the reason I wanna stay is because of the two girls in the van. Blitzo is…well he's Blitzo."

"Damn man, two girls at once? Mad respect", said Tex looking at the two girls peeking over the van with Millie and Moxxie now peeking out the window at the two bosses arguing.

"It's really nothing to brag about. We're friends with benefits, but I would like to purse something deeper if they don't mind", said Zak dusting himself off.

"Alright, I feel you on that. You're loyal to your friends. I respect that", said Tex extending his hand.

"Thanks, but what are we gonna do about these two?" asked Zak shaking the hellhound's hand as the succubus and imp continued their shouting match with Vortex just shrugging his shoulders.

"You were a lousy bodyguard, and a lousy fuck! In fact, every time we had sex, I FAKED IT!" yelled Verosika.

GASP "You take that back you succu-whore! If anyone was faking it, it was me because of how lousy YOU were!" yelled Blitzo feeling offended.

"Oh Please, you were shorter than most guys I've had, and I felt sorry for you because all you knew how to do back then was anal!" yelled Verosika angrily.

"Yeah?! Well jokes on you! I was never fully hard to begin with!" yelled Blitzo.

"Like that would've made any difference with your pencil dick! I could barely feel anything with you!" said Verosika making Blitzo stutter in response.

"I'll have you know I'm slightly above average, and a certain birdy will tell you that!" yelled Blitzo, "Now get out of our parking spot or-"

"Or you'll what Blitzo? Hmm? Sick your bodyguard on me? Please, he'll be putty in my hand, and I would love to see him try. Especially with that fire hose between his legs", said Verosika winking at him making Zak just nervously wave back at her.

"Or I'll…I'll…I'll go to HR", said Blitzo smiling proudly making Zak facepalm at what he said. After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and Vortex laughed as if in a sitcom confusing Zak.

"You're not getting your parking spot Blitzo, but by all means feel free to try. Especially if you're gonna send him", moaned Verosika eyeing Zak before leaving with Vortex, as the muscular hellhound followed behind her as she flipped Blitzo off, "Ta-ta, fuck stain."

Ugh "I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that", groaned Blitzo glaring at the retreating succubus.

Bang

"You know Verosika Mayday?!" yelled Loona in shock after kicking the door open once the famous pop star was gone.

"Huh? Oh yeah, her, yeah. We dated", poorly explained Blitzo.

"That's it? Just 'dated'? Seems like a lot more than that, judging from all that shoutin", said Maddie opening the sliding door.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" asked Millie.

"You dated a pop star?!" asked a surprised Moxxie.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" asked Blitzo feeling annoyed at all these questions.

"Hello, it's Verosika Mayday?" said Loona gesturing towards the direction she left.

"It's you?" said Zak pointing towards him.

"It's unheard of considering your current relationship?" said Maddie.

"I just…Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?" asked Moxxie scratching his head.

"Okay, look, you're all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives", said Blitzo crossing his arms.

"You do that all the time, sir!" yelled Moxxie

"Come on, you kind-a do that", said Millie

"You totally do that", said Loona in a deadpan tone

"You keep telling me to stop fucking Loona all the time", said Zak in a deadpan tone as well.

"You asked me if Martha was hotter, and down here in Hell after you killed her", said Maddie in an angry tone.

Everyone sounded their arguments at the same time making Blitzo stare at them with a deadpan expression.

"What was sex with her like?" asked Millie grinning mischievously

"Millie!" nearly shouted Moxxie.

"What?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like", argued Millie making Moxxie thinking about her argument.

"Touché", said Moxxie.

"I think that concussion did a number on me", muttered Zak rubbing his head remembering the first day he was hired.

"Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j-sigh-find a temporary spot for that truck. Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, and the rest of you let's go handle this shit", ordered Blitzo tossing the keys to Millie, who happily caught them as she took up the driver's seat to go find a parking spot.

I.M.P. Floor

"Do you think they saw me? Fuck! Of course they did! I did my makeup shitty today!" muttered Loona checking herself in a small handheld mirror.

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always", said Blitzo staring at her with bright shiny eyes.

"Shut up, da-" said Loona stopping herself after realizing what she was about to say making Blitzo stare at her with adoration on his face. She groans out loud in frustrations, and shoves him aside, Urgh "Blitz!"

Loona continued to check her face in the handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex, Oof "Oh Whoa…Okay, you're definitely a big guy."

Loona looked up blushing feeling a bit intimidated as he looks down on her, "Oh Hey, you're that hound that was in that van outside. You work with Zak right?"

"Huh? Oh Yeah, yeah, we work…together…and um…other things", said Loona feeling flustered slightly wagging her tail while staring at the floor as she rubbed her arm. Blitzo was smiling at Loona thinking she was gonna tell him off before he gasps in shock.

"Hey, do you-"

"Hi, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" interrupted Blitzo angrily after appearing between Loona and Vortex with his arms out.

Vortex points to a nearby room with pink neon hearts over double doors with the letters "V" and "M" spray painted on the door windows across from I.M.P. office room.

"She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper", explained Vortex

"Oh, COME ON!" yelled Blitzo.

"Sorry, man", scoffed Vortex as he walked away.

"Oh, no you don't, bitch", growled Blitzo glaring at the silhouette of Verosika.

"Loona?" asked Zak seeing her flustered shocking her.

"Zak! I…um, I…"

"You like him don't you?" asked Zak making Loona stare at him confusion.

"What? No, I…"

"Loona…I…understand if you want to purse a relationship with him. We were friends with benefit like you said. Though if we're being honest, I was hoping we would…um…

"Yeah?" asked Loona with her tail slightly twitching.

"It's fine. You have the right to pursue a relationship that you want. I understand", said Zak with a small smile trying to hide his own feelings.

"I don't! Loona, what about Zak?! What about us?! I mean, we've slept together so many times, and you helped me move on from my own dilemma! I-I thought that we-I'd-you-"

"Maddie", interrupted Zak placing a comforting hand on her shoulder as she was on the verge of tears, "Loona, what Maddie and I are trying to say is…we have feelings for you. And we would've loved to pursue something…deeper with you if that was okay. I didn't think something like this would happen quite this soon to be honest."

"Zak, it's not-I-The thing is-" slightly whimpered Loona.

"You're a grown hellhound Loona, and a beautiful one at that. Any guy would be lucky to have you as their lover. But it's your decision, and we'll respect it. You don't have to give your answer now", interrupted Zak with Maddie looking at her sadly as she hugged her before entering the I.M.P. office to begin her day.

"Huh, You know I thought I would be happier that he would stop fucking my baby girl, but this…this feels weird even for me", muttered Blitzo looking at the interaction between the three of them, "Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

"Alrighty then", said Moxxie unaware that Blitzo was drowning him out as he walks up to the door.

"Zak, I don't-did the fat ass just enter Verosika Mayday's office?" said Loona interrupting herself after witnessing Moxxie push open the door to go inside the succubus' office. Everyone present looked over to see Moxxie's silhouettes along with Verosika and her gang of demons through the glass.

"OH SHIT!" yelled Blitzo and Zak at the same time as they both pressed themselves against the window.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P., and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"

"Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!" said a succubus with a darker shade of red skin, long brunette hair puffed up in a large afro that almost hid her two small horns, and brown eyes contrasting against her yellow sclera. She had on a loose tube top with a skull design on the lower right hand side of the top, and a black sports bra underneath holding her modest C-cup breasts and showing her tone midriff, and had cut off jean shorts that were slanted against her hips with fishnet leggings showing she wasn't wearing any kind of underwear, and dark purple high-heeled boots. Her small petite black wings fluttered in excitement with her tail curved upwards showing its arrow tip as she looked over at Moxxie.

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-"

"Yeah, Coco, be nice to the wittle itty bitty impy", said Verosika in a baby voice mocking him.

"I'll have you know that I-"

"Want a kissy, little guy?" asked a male incubus with bright red skin, a dark grey shirt with a red wolf head design, long black pants, black dress shoes. His long tail ended in an arrow-shaped black tip, and had a black choker on . He had pink eyes with black slit pupils, dark yellow sclera, and had white hair on top swept to the left with the back of his head and sides shaved down showing the black roots of his hair. He also had two small, black, demonic wings fluttering excitedly, "Names Josh by the way", said the incubus in a flirty tone.

"A kind offer, but… I'm married", said Moxxie feeling slightly more nervous.

"You let him go in there without warning him?! You know how my kind deals business! Especially one you screwed over!" said Zak trying to open the doors.

"Don't blame this on me! Do I look like his fuckin' babysitter?! How was I supposed to know he would just waltz in there like some kind of mentally handicap moron in a college football game?!" argued Blitzo ramming against the doors.

"That analogy doesn't even make sense!" said Zak ramming against the door as well.

Whistle "Hey! If you wanna get him out of there before he's scarred for life, then you're both gonna have to hit it at the same time", said Loona getting both their attention.

"On three then", aid Zak readying himself.

"Three!" yelled an impatient Blitzo as they both charged the door.

"Hey...why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp...dick...boss?" said Verosika as their silhouettes shifted baring their fangs over Moxxie, ready to sexually assault him as Moxxie let out a terrified scream.

AHH

Bang

"Shield your eyes Mox!" yelled Zak creating a circle in his hand as he let out a bright flash blinding everyone. They slowly regained their eyesight back to see Zak standing over a shivering Moxxie with a large circle under them, and two circular runes spinning around the edge with the outer circle spinning clockwise and the inner circle spinning counterclockwise. His katana was glowing brightly in his hands as he wrapped Moxxie in his leather jacket.

"Moxxie! Speak to me! You didn't let her access any of your holes right?!" yelled Blitzo slapping Moxxie aggressively, but was still shivering uncontrollably.

"I…I gotta go lie down…now", shivered Moxxie as Blitzo dragged him out.

"Well, well, looks like that huge monster dick between your legs isn't the only hidden talent you have", said Verosika making her crew murmur excitably.

"Hey big boy-"

"Back off! I prefer women! And I don't forgive anyone who was about to hurt my friends! Even a fellow incubus", interrupted Zak making the other three incubi in the room stare at each other, and back at him.

"You sure you don't want to try-"

"I told you to back off Ace!" interrupted Zak pointing his katana to the other incubus.

"How'd you know my name?" asked the second incubus scratching his goatee chin. He was the tallest of the entire group with black spikey hair, and two horns curving upwards in the same fashion as his hair, pink eyes with small black slit pupils and yellow sclera. He had a tattered black shirt with a silver anarchy sign on it showing off his tone muscular abs, bright red skin, black pants, and black suede shoes. His tail started off red at the base of his spine until it slowly fades into black to the arrow shaped tip. Despite his large size, he had two skinny black demonic wings on his back. He also had a large Ace of Clubs tattoo on his neck.

"Your name is Ace? Seriously? I just called you that because of the tattoo", said Zak momentarily forgetting his anger.

"Ooh, That's clever. It's like a calling card", said the second tallest incubus with a stylish hairdo, and two skinny black horns. He had a long black tail with muted red skin, and was wearing a sleeveless maroon colored hoodie, blue jeans, and dark shoes. His pink eyes shined brightly against his yellow sclera, and two medium size black demonic wings as he appeared to be the pretty boy of the group.

"Oh Yeah, I haven't thought of that. I just liked it so I got it", said Ace shrugging his shoulders.

"He's uh…he's not too bright is he?" asked Zak in a deadpan tone to Josh.

"He has his moments, but he's great in the sack. Kat and I always love sucking him off", commented Josh.

"Okay…moving on. Miss Verosika, I'll overlook your treatment of Moxxie for now if we could talk like civilized beings", said Zak getting rid of his magic circle under him.

"Alright, take your pick. Which one of my girls you want while we…negotiate", said Verosika with mischievous smile, "I'd offer myself, but Giggle then I wouldn't be able to talk to you."

"I was kind of hoping we could skip the formalities this time. I just wanted to talk about our parking spot", said Zak.

"I wanna try him", said Coco, "Apple, you wanna help me?"

"Fuck yeah!" said Apple excitedly in a Southern accent similar to Millie's. Apple was a succubus with medium length blond hair tied in a high pony tail with two bangs framing her round face, large pink eyes with yellow sclera, muted pink skin, a long pink tail with two black marks on the outer edge of the arrow tip, two small wings on her upper back, two skinny horns with black tips, and sharp teeth behind her cheerful smile. She had on a black strapless bra that was proudly shown through her denim overalls that stopped just below her buttocks showing off her tone legs and red blood design near the straps, two small bracelets on her right arm, and designer strap heels. She had a tattoo of a snake coiling around her left thigh while going through a bitten apple.

The two succubi squealed excitedly making them all sense their lust for each other while some was directed at Zak.

"Wow, I didn't think those two would ever willingly go for a guy. You should feel lucky Zakie", said Verosika.

"I wouldn't mind trying him myself either. He actually looks like fun", smiled the third succubus wearing a fishnet shirt showing off her curvaceous hourglass figure with black "X" shaped pasties over her nipples making her C-cup breasts jiggle a bit, and a black skirt that covered her waist down to halfway her right thigh with a diagonal cut up to under her left buttocks, and a small slit on the side. She had two bright red skinny horns on top of her head with black tips matching her skin tone, bright pink eyes with normal pupils against her yellow sclera, and two petite, demonic, black wings. She had long flowing hair that started off as a dark grey color similar to Zak's skin tone, and slowly faded into a lighter shade. She had two mismatching stockings, a medium size one on her left leg that stopped halfway up her thigh, and a long one that stopped just below her cut-off skirt with matching black high-heeled boots.

"You too Kiki? You actually wanna fuck a guy?" asked a surprised Verosika.

"What can I say? I never met a guy I actually wanted to try, and I definitely wanna try him. There's something different about him, and I like trying different things. He's actually kind of cute in a nerdy way", giggled Kiki emitting a high amount of lust directed at him even more than the other two.

"Bet you were fun in high school", said Verosika smiling.

"Jocks were overrated. They couldn't even measure up during the parties. It's why I went for the cheerleaders instead. Now they knew how to eat pussy", giggled Kiki, "How about you Milky?"

"Nah, I'm good. You know I'm already set", said Milky in a sassy tone. She was the shortest of all the succubus present in the room. She had a stouter figure than the other succubi with sideways swept hair licking on a popsicle as if it was a cock, long eyelashes framing her eyes with her pink eyes glowing a bit brightly against her yellow sclera, and waving her dark pink arrow tip tail in a bored manner. She had a one sleeve tub-top that only covered her left arm and chest area, and Daisy Duke shorts with knee-length boots. She pouted her full lips while flapping her petite wings in an irritated manner emitting lust directed somewhere else, but Zak couldn't tell where.

"Wow, you're impatient", commented Verosika sensing her lust as well.

"I can't help it! I couldn't sleep last night waiting for Spring Break no matter how much I kept getting fucked! When I tried, all I could think about was how much pussy I was gonna get until I heard my alarm clock after falling asleep for like maybe five minutes or something?" said Milky making everyone stare at her before murmuring in agreement that they've all experience that at one time, even Zak, "Also we're out of popsicles."

"Milky! Damn it, those were supposed to be our snack for the beach! How'd you even find it?! I made sure to hide them well this time", whined Kiki opening the fridge to take out an empty box of popsicles.

"Bitch, please. No one can hide anything sweet from Milky", said Milky snapping her fingers after referring herself in a third person.

"Great, she even got to the sodas and the ice cream. I was gonna surprise everyone with root beer floats", said Kiki emptying out the fridge making Apple and Coco groan in disappointment.

"Here, let me help", said Zak helping the succubus clear the fridge.

"Aw, Such a gentleman", said Kiki actually grateful for the help.

"Didn't know chivalry still existed. You sure you don't wanna work for me? I know the girls would love it", said Verosika smiling seductively.

"Really I'm flAtTeRed!" squeaked Zak with Kiki moving her hands across his leg tracing his flaccid dick in his pants while smiling excitedly.

"Holy shit! Verosika's right! He's huge! Even his balls feel heavy with jizz!" squealed Kiki massaging the base of his crotch, "Can I suck you off?!"

"Hey, no fair! Coco and I called dibs first!" argued Apple.

"Yeah!" whined Coco.

"Sorry girls, first cum first serve", winked Kiki, smiling at the double entendre.

"Lucky bitch", grumbled the gay incubus.

"Ladies, please let go. It's really uncomfortable when someone squeezes you flaccidly", groaned Zak with the incubi behind him murmuring in agreement knowing that pain as well, "I just wanna talk about the parking space. Miss Verosika-"

"Just call me Verosika. Its what I want you to yell when we get busy", moaned Verosika.

"Okay…Verosika, I don't suppose we can have our parking space back? I know you really, really…Sigh really hate Blitzo for what he did", sighed Zak actually empathizing with her on some of Blitzo's annoying tendencies.

"That's putting it mildly", said Verosika in an annoying tone.

"I know, I'm just trying to be tasteful. But really, it's the only parking spot we have, and I'm sure the building owner has other vacant spots for you use", said Zak in a calm tone as he tied up the garbage, and placed it by the entrance for him to take out once he leaves, "If you like, I can even help you pay for the decal or anything you need."

Verosika groans in annoyance not really wanting to give up anything, especially to her annoying ex-boyfriend who was more toxic than she would like to admit, "I don't wanna. It was because of that annoying fucking prick that I started drinking Beelzejuice. He was so goddamn needy, and we only did what he wanted. We never even went out on a proper date. Do you know where he first took me out?! A fucking race track! And it was so he could just stare at the fucking horses, and bet money on them...and LOSE! That fucker is completely obsessed with horses that I swear he wants one to fuck him in the ass!" yelled Verosika with her eyes glowing brighter.

"You should see his figurine collection", chuckled Zak.

"Actually that one was partially my fault. I thought I was being inconsiderate at the time so I got him his first horse figurine, but all he did was just steal my purse to buy more", groaned Verosika slamming her head against the table.

"Ouch", said Zak as he took a seat in front of her.

"Yeah well, that was a hard lesson to learn. Fucking prick wasn't considerate of me, and all he wanted to do was anal and kinky stuff with bear traps and car batteries", said Verosika making Zak and her crew cringe a bit, "Yeah, I know. I may be a whore, but even I have limitations. Thanks to that fucker, everyone I ever dated says I have trust issues. I can't really blame them for saying that. Now every time I see that lousy prick I just want smash his face in until he's bleeding like a fountain, AND BEGGING ME FOR MERCY WHILE I PEEL HIS SKIN OFF TO WEAR LIKE A FUCKING COAT!"

Verosika soon turned into her full demon form with sharp claws scraping across the table when she noticed her crew shivering in fear behind Zak, who was looking a bit weary of her.

"But that's just me", said Verosika quickly shifting back as she drank more from her flask.

'What in the world did you do to her Blitzo?' thought Zak.

"I kind of understand. He hates it when I sleep with Loona, and I think he purposefully gets my name wrong to make me angry. Sometimes I black out not knowing what I did, and people tell me that I keep shouting my name as I try to shoot him", said Zak.

"Yeah, that's Blitzo alright. Who's Loona? You mean that hot hound with the huge tits and tight ass? I wouldn't mind tapping that", said Verosika smiling.

"Does she like doggy?" asked Kiki sitting next to him while rubbing his dick through his pants.

"Or maybe you like riding her hard?" asked Coco with Apple sitting on her lap as she rubbed her foot against his.

"How's her tongue feel?" asked Apple.

"Ladies, please stop. This isn't a formal negotiation, this is just a small conversation, that's all", groaned Zak feeling himself harden under their sensual touch making them smile excitedly.

Blitzo was outside staring through the window to see Zak's back while the girls were toying with him. Verosika had a smug look on her face making him growl in anger.

"Well, since you asked nicely, and for listening to me, I guess-"

BANG

"Oh, This won't STAND!" yelled Blitzo in anger kicking the doors open once again, "All right, ******! THAT'S IT!"

SMACK

"OW! BITCH! What was that for?!" yelled Blitzo after being slapped by Zak.

"Instinct. You know I'm half incubus right?" said Zak shrugging his shoulders.

"Great, the limp dick is back", groaned Verosika in disappointment.

"Cram it whore! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'...challenge!" yelled Blitzo facepalming himself as he muttered out loud, "Fuck, I said that twice."

"You idiot, I was close to appealing to her", muttered Zak facepalming as well.

Moan "Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" asked Kiki.

"I think he is!" said Verosika excitedly leaning in towards Blitzo, "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

"Stop saying it like that! Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while Spring Break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day", said Blitzo gesturing a gun being shot against his head.

The succubi and incubi laughed out loud making Blitzo glare at them in determination while Zak just shook his head in disappointment at his rashness for rushing into things, "And I was so close too."

"Oh, You're serious?" said Verosika sitting down, "Alright fine. If you win, you can have your little parking spot back."

"BRING IT BIT-"

"But if we win", interrupted Verosika leaning in again towards him, "We get him."

"Deal!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Zak in shock, "You can't just bet me like some kind of cheap prize!"

"Hey, if we win, we get our parking spot back. If we lose-"

"Seriously?! You want to make this about me fucking Loona now?!" asked an enraged Zak.

"Game on...bitch", said Verosika as she walked over to Zak, "Can't wait to have you on my team…Zakie", moaned Verosika kissing him full, and shoving her tongue into his mouth making Blitzo groan in disgust as he dragged him back to their office.

I.M.P. Headquarters

"YOU WHAT?!" yelled Maddie and Loona in anger at Blitzo who was slowly sinking into his chair after Zak explained the conditions of the duel.

"The fuck is wrong with you?!" yelled Loona.

"Are you that conceited that you literally have your own head up your own ass with your fucking horns bursting out like some cheap B-class alien horror movie?!" yelled Maddie in anger making Blitzo sink into his chair more.

"Whoa, nice word play", said Loona fist bumping Maddie.

"Thanks, it pays to be a former teacher sometimes", smiled Maddie.

"How exactly are you going to fix this mess?" asked Loona angrily at her adoptive father figure.

"Glad you asked that Loonie", said Blitzo jumping out of his chair as he grabbed an easel with drawings on the papers already while everyone just sat at the table to listen. Blitzo then took out a pointer as he smacked it against the drawings.

"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients", said Blitzo flipping through the pages for his little animation demonstration of Blitzo, Loona, Moxxie, Millie, and Zak standing together while a bunch of Imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

"We portal up", continued Blitzo snapping his fingers to do the animation sounds.

Snap

"We have our fun murder time as per usual", said Blitzo showing the little figurines killing hundreds of humans with guns.

"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe", said Blitzo as the animation throws piles of badly drawn human bodies onto a canoe that read 'S.S. Cum Gutter'.

"We push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit, maybe a goose too! Fuck it!" explained Blitzo as the animated boat was suddenly lit on fire with various animals and bird attacking it, and a badly drawn goose in the corner before they're all eaten up by a monstrous octopus creature.

"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet", explained Blitzo with the I.M.P. employees cheering while the Loona figure wore a party hat. Next they see a badly drawn picture of Verosika with five stretched out hands giving her the middle finger, "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face!"

Crack

"Do you have any questions?" asked Blitzo with a smug look on his face after he threw his pointer out the window in his excitement.

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" asked Moxxie after raising his hand.

"That wasn't a question", said Blitzo walking over to him.

"That wasn't a plan", countered Moxxie.

"Technically it was question", corrected Maddie.

"Don't…just don't…" mumbled Loona patting her shoulder getting back to her phone.

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs", said Blitzo putting his hand around Moxxie.

"A what now?" asked Moxxie

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie! God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby-dicked troll?!" yelled Blitzo poking Moxxie's chest.

"Well, why don't you take an art class?" asked Moxxie getting on top of the table to be taller than Blitzo.

"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!" yelled Blitzo grabbing Moxxie, and throwing him back onto his chair.

"He's getting better, at least", commented Zak.

"I know! Last night, he was rougher with me than usual! It was amazing", sighed Millie making Zak chuckle at her reaction.

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" asked Loona looking up from her phone.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie, Spring Break is no place for young, vulnerable, Goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!" said Blitzo with the imps staring at Zak and Maddie.

"What?" asked both demons nonchalantly.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Because of the mess you created, there's no way I'm not coming along. I have to make sure you don't mess this up, or try to purposefully sabotage us just so you can get rid of Zak", said Loona.

"Wait, say that again", said Blitzo.

"You purposefully sabotaging us so Zak can stop fucking me?" asked Loona in a confused tone.

"No, no, before that", said Blitzo.

"I'm tagging along to make sure you don't mess it up?" asked Loona again.

"No, the first part", said Blitzo.

"I can…blend in?" asked Loona shrugging her shoulders.

"How?" asked Blitzo.

"Do you have a human disguise?" asked Millie.

"Yeah. Don't you?" asked Loona with the imps nervously look at each other with their eyes shifting from side to side.

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises?!" asked Loona with the three imps nodding their heads when she notices Zak texting on his phone, "Zak?!"

"Blitzo, kept tying me up with his tail as he dragged me through the portal. I didn't really get much time to put it on. My license for it expired a while back and I've been trying to get it renewed, but for some reason-"

Ping

"Oh, Look at that. They just approved it and sent it through email. Says our address is on the 'Do Not Mail' list for some reason", said Zak showing his phone with his picture on it when he scratched his head after reading the second notification.

"Blitz!" yelled Loona angrily.

"Okay, new plan!" said Blitzo changing the subject as he quickly scribbled on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel showing Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them, "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

"Flawless logic", said Millie excitedly.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" said Moxxie.

"I got that covered, Mox", said Blitzo pointing at him.

Street Corner

Blitzo puts up a poorly drawn flyer on a street pole reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with a drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim, and horses on it.

"There! All set. Now...we wait", said Blitzo dusting his hands for a job well done.

"Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar, flyer!"

"Uh…Moxxie", drowned out a surprised Zak turning the small imps head with Moxxie's eyes nearly popping out.

The three of them see a long line of demons in front of the flyer Blitzo just put up. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows them both as he strolls up towards the front of the line, "Now, who's first?"

Earth: Beach

People in all kinds of bathing suits and swimming trunks were happily walk around, relaxing, and talking as they went about their Spring Break. The I.M.P. group survey their surrounding as they hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?" asked Blitzo.

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff getting matching scents from various humans in the crowd, "Got it. Zak, come with me", said Loona dragging him along.

"No way-"

"Hey! This was your fault to begin with, and he's supposed to be our bodyguard. If any one of our targets tends to get a little rough, then Zak can subdue them while you three finish the job", argued Loona making Blitzo silent as he thought about it.

"Fuck, fine. You better protect my baby girl Pat!" groaned Blitzo

"It's Zak!" gritted Zak in anger.

"Forget him, we have a bet to win", said Loona as they both stood up, and were wrapped in a flash of blue swirling lights transforming their image making the imps stare in shock.

Loona's eye colors were inverted as she had white sclera with red irises and pale skin. She shrank down from her demon form appearing to be of average height compared to most humans in their surroundings. She retains the same outfit as before albeit a bit tighter because of her newly enhanced features showing a lot of under boob and cleavage, and her shorts appeared tighter hugging her hips more as it outlined her ass. She had additional black knee-high socks and high-top sneakers on her feet because of her human legs. Her choker also lost their spikes, and in place of her torn right ear, her ear piercings have now swapped to her right ear. Her head is shaved on the right side with long silver-white hair going down her let side almost covering half her face.

"Fuck, I knew I forgot to adjust the outfit", groaned Loona

"Ohh, Loonie, look at you. You look downright awful!" said Blitzo with sparkles in his eyes while Loona glares at him.

Zak's eye color changed from red to green with white sclera like a normal humans, shaggy black hair, and fair skin. He also shrunk a bit to be around the same height as Loona, and retains his normal outfit with his pants slightly tighter showing a large bulge his crotch area, and his right leg outlining his dick. He took off his leather jacket to tie it around his waist muttering angrily, "I keep telling them my size is not exaggerated, and they still refuse to believe me. Last time they made me wear a bloody kilt."

"A kilt?" asked Loona confusingly.

"Ha! You wore a man-skirt!" Laughing

Wham

"Oh shit!" OOF

Blitzo laughed out loud until he was hit on the head by a rock thrown by Zak with another stone in his hand.

"Aye! I also played in the Highland Games, and I took first prize on the Stone Put, and the Hammer Toss! Care for me to demonstrate it again you jobby filled lavvy heid gub?!" said Zak in a thick Scottish accent.

"Uh…Zak?" asked Loona confusingly.

"Sorry, I was there for a year, and the language kind of stuck with me. Mom says one of our ancestors might've been a famous female succubus from Scotland, but anyway we've got a bet to win", said Zak dropping his accent.

Loona peers in front of her with her eyes glowing as targeted humans glowed in a red aura that only she could see. She smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin as she motions behind her to a private alleyway leading him on. Once they were alone in the alleyway, she leans against the wall as the man reaches out to grab her huge busts, but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof giving her a thumbs up with Zak guarding the entrance eyeing them in case something went wrong.

This went on with multiple targets as Loona kept luring unsuspecting targets to various secluded locations with the imps killing them in various ways from hanging an unsuspecting blonde man, to throwing them off the roof as one tried to kiss Loona. Millie always had a weapon on hand to kill her targets while Blitzo and Moxxie favored long range weapons to kill their targets from slingshots to silencer pistols, and an occasional flower pot to the head for good measure.

"Fuck this is annoying. How many does that make?" groaned Loona shielding her eyes from the sun.

"Water?" offered Zak as she gladly took the bottle chugging down the water to keep herself hydrated.

"Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I know-"

"Look, what I was trying to say before, is that it's not what you think. I-"

"Alright kiddies! That's nine kills in the bag!" interrupted Blitzo while Moxxie put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, and Millie jumping on anther trash bag trying to stuff the remaining dismembered limbs into it, "I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-"

"Alright, Spring Breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" called out Verosika with her form being covered in a thick layer of smoke from fog machines as a large crowd cheers loudly with a fan boy ripping his shirt showing her name written on his chest.

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~" said Verosika winking into the crowd showing her human form. Her skin was a light tan with ombre blonde hair that had pink undertones, from darker to lighter towards the tips. She has auburn roots and a light pink streak down the length. Her sclera were white, yet retain the pink irises and exaggerated eyeliner from her succubus form. Her outfit also changes to a ruffled pink crop top with separate long sleeves, and a ruffled pink skirt with a slit at the hem, a star pattern on the front and a black heart on the hip. The skirt dovetails into a light pink sash with a heart design that visually references her tail, and the same black heels as before without the 'X' cutouts.

Verosika waves to the crowd starting her music with the words "Fuck You Blitzo" flashing on the side screens making him growl while literally foaming at the mouth.

"Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town."

Zak covered his eyes as could literally see a huge wave of lust wash over everyone with the humans making out with each other around them, while others hugged and grind against one another.

"Zak, you okay?" asked Loona seeing him bend down trying to shield his eyes.

"Yeah, her mere presence though. It was enough to amplify the lust surrounding all of the humans to such a degree that I could literally see it. Her voice is like a siren calling out to them as if they were hypnotize. No wonder she has such excellent results in her work, and a good singing career", said Zak while his eyes slowly adjusted.

"Well she is a famous pop star. That part was true", said Loona tapping her foot to the beat of the song.

A disguised Milky in her dark skin human form seduces a guy as she licks a Popsicle as if it were a cock, and instantly tackled him to the ground smothering him in a deep kiss. Coco and Kiki hugged a female human while she feels their curvaceous figures, Apple was able to seduce two buff guys at once, Kat was sitting on a blanket with a woman straddling him as she kissed him excitedly, and Ace winked at an unsuspecting college guy all while Verosika continues singing.

"V-time, free time, baby relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Horn up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D."

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" ordered Blitzo with a blonde man vomiting next to him. Blitzo stared at him as he continued to vomit an excessive amount of liquid.

"He on the list, Loonie?" asked Blitzo as the man collapsed in a pool of his own vomit.

"Huh? Yeah… I- I think so", said Loona looking at Zak as he looked on the stage.

"Good!" yelled Blitzo taking out a red and black axe.

"So…what do you think of the song?" asked Loona standing next to Zak twiddling her fingers.

"It's actually quite catchy. I can see why it would make anyone horny. It's also got a nice beat", said Zak.

"You don't think it's kind of weird or anything like that, or think it'd be weird if some people actually like it?" asked Loona avoiding eye contact.

"Not at all, many people like different types of music. I actually kind of like some pop music myself. I hope you don't think I'm weird for liking it", said Zak scratching the back of his head.

"No! No, not at all! Its just…" said Loona trailing off as she stared at the stage.

Zak looked at her confusingly as he look towards the direction she was staring at when he noticed Vortex in his human disguise guarding the stage. He felt a small pang of jealousy and hurt, but decided to bury it deep down to try and finish his job of protecting her.

"I'll be right back. I won't take long", said Loona walking over towards Vortex.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" laughed the blonde human as Blitzo approached him.

"Yeah, pretty cool, huh?" smiled Blitzo deviously as he cleaves the human's head in half with the axe, "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one, Loonie, c'mon!"

Blitzo called out for the next victim on the list when he noticed Zak standing their staring at the stage alone, "Loonie? Wait, where-wha-wha-wh-"

"MATT?! WHERE'S MY BABY?!" yelled Blitzo in tears as he rushes towards Zak grabbing his shirt.

"IT'S ZAK!" yelled Zak angrily yanking him off, "And she's over there by the stage", said Zak in a somber tone.

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex making Blitzo whimper in fatherly dread as it quickly turned to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup when two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and a woman's bikini top lands on Loona's head making her yank it off in disgust.

A fanboy runs towards the stage while Verosika continues to sing the next chorus, but Vortex quickly notices and punches him into the ground head first. He drags the man away in the distance while Loona continued to dodge all the horny humans around her and tossed aside a bra that fell on her. A male incubus approached Loona smirking at her, but she scoffs in disgust and backhands him hard.

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" yelled Verosika tossing her flask as it jumped over several humans, and into the ocean spilling its content. A fish appears covered in it, and begins to rapidly grow in size.

"Hey…you…Vortex right?" said Loona nervously walking up to him.

"Oh, hey. You're names Loona right? You and Zak work for my boss' freaky ex."

"Yeah…sorry if that's weird", said Loona feeling slightly embarrassed at being mentioned that Blitzo is Verosika's ex.

"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care", said Vortex shrugging his shoulders.

Nervous Chuckle "Yeah! Yeah. It's…it's something alright. So…" drowned out Loona scrapping one of her legs across the sand, "You're a hellhound also…working for Verosika Mayday. That's hot…I mean maybe…you know like your name…cause vortexes give off heat…probably, right?"

Chuckle "Yeah, but my friends call me Tex. Your friend Zak is kind of cool too", said Vortex

"Yeah, he's really something…something special. You should see our newest secretary, she used to be a teacher. She's kind of cool in her own dorky way as well", said Loona with a small blush on her face, "Um…the thing is…I was wondering if you could…you know, hound-to-hound…if you-"

"Am I…interrupting something?" interrupted Blitzo popping up between them.

"Blitz!" growled Loona angrily.

"Nah, man. Just having a conversation", said Vortex shrugging his shoulder.

"'Conversation' leads to HPV pal!" said Blitzo poking Vortex's muscular pecs.

Moxxie and Millie

"And...we've lost him", said Moxxie peeking from behind several trashcans, Sigh "It's looking like it's up to us handle this list."

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!" said Millie excitedly hugging her husband, "And then, you'll be getting some special honey!"

"Yes ma'am!" said Moxxie excitedly as they run off in the sunset killing more people in an ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more while Moxxie's tail held onto an ice cream cone he got.

"Ooh, is that Rum Raisin?" squealed Millie taking a spoonful as they run across the rooftops.

Blitzo, Loona, and Vortex

"Blitz, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit! You know you can't interfere with another demon's business!" said Loona pinching her nose in frustration.

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job", said Blitzo angrily glaring at Vortex who was just standing there nonchalantly.

"What, I can't have a break?"

"WE HAVE A PARKING SPOT ON THE LINE!" yelled Blitzo, "It was bad enough when you fucked Tat-"

"Zak!" interrupted Loona angrily.

"WHATEVER! Now you want this overgrown muscle beef cake to pound you?!"

"What?! I don't want-"

"Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?" said Vortex.

"Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!" said Blitzo holding up a drawing with his tail showing a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money equaling a horse-like drawing, "Literally!"

"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!" groaned Loona in frustration, "And why do you care who I fuck with?!"

"Because I adopted you! And that should mean something!" said Blitzo with teary eyes.

"What does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!" argued Loona.

"It still counts!" said Blitzo with teary eyes.

"Well, it shouldn't! Especially when you start acting like a selfish asshole who only thinks about himself!" said Loona poking at him.

"Name one time!"

"I don't know, how about this fucking bet you made with Zak as a price for a stupid fucking parking spot?! Your weird obsession with horses?! Your constant annoying meddling of trying to make Zak stop having sex with me?!" yelled Loona angrily.

"I said to only name one, Loonie", whimpered Blitzo with his lips quivering.

Beach Front

Zak was sitting on the beach looking over the horizon as the waves crashed down on the shore. He has had the occasional fling, or being a one night stand with an occasional party girl, but they would always walk away in a mutual manner without forming any kind of connection. However, after being friends with benefits with a certain hellhound, he's actually managed to form a connection that he liked, and wanted to see it go further. They were especially lucky when they found another woman, albeit a sinner soul that was condemned to Hell, but she still had some of her dignity as a human. They both actually managed to help her move on from her lover's betrayal as well. He always thought that when there's a connection, thing would fall into place over time like his mother taught him, but it seemed that this one just wasn't meant to be, Sigh "This is gonna hurt Maddie as well. I was hoping we could be together at least."

"Something wrong big boy?" asked a feminine voice snapping Zak out of his thoughts.

"You, you're…Kiki right?" asked Zak as the human disguised succubus nodded her head and sat next to him.

"You seem to be feeling sad. I can sense your lust is slowly deteriorating, and…wait, are you…in love?" asked Kiki sensing his lust.

"I…guess so. But…she's not in love with me", said Zak in a sad tone.

"I'm so sorry", said Kiki in a genuine sympathetic tone.

"It's fine. You know how our kind is always searching for that 'special one' out there. It hurts now, but…I guess as long as she's happy…I'm happy", said Zak staring off into the distance.

Kiki hugged him as he relaxed a bit while she stroke his hair, "I know it hurts. Trust me, I've been there several times. If it wasn't for Verosika and my friends, I don't know where I would be. She helped me move on when my douche bag of an ex was fucking our landlord, and had me kicked out on the street where I had to whore myself off just to make ends meet."

"Wow, I can't believe something like that happened to you", said Zak listening to her story.

"It's in the past, besides our landlord was some fat ugly douche that looked like a blob. Don't know what he saw in him. Though I suppose if it wasn't for that, I would've never met Verosika and offering me a job. I know she might not look like it, but she does have a caring side to her. She always takes care of us, and she's completely awesome in bed. Moan Can't remember how many times I cum with just her tongue alone", shivered Kiki in delight.

Chuckle "Sounds like she has many side to her as well", chuckled Zak.

"She does. We've shared many boyfriends and girlfriends in the past, and it's true what she says. She does have some trust issues, and they all seem to stem from that dickhead of a boss you have", said Kiki as they both look back to see Loona and Blitzo arguing.

"Yeah Blitzo is…a very complicated individual. I just can't seem to figure him out sometimes. No doubt he's made a lot of enemies that also stem from some kind of trust issue too", said Zak leaning back.

"Would it really be that bad? Losing the bet, and just working for us? I wouldn't mind having you all night long. The other girls too, except Milky maybe", said Kiki.

Chuckle "I don't think I've ever felt such a strong lust coming from someone so small before", said Zak looking over at the small stature succubus girl who was grinding another girl in the crowed.

"Oh Trust me, she's getting it good like that hound girl you like", smiled Kiki.

"That obvious huh?" asked Zak with a sad smile.

"A little. Verosika kind of made a side bet on it. I thought you were sleeping with her to get back at the dickhead. Guess I lost that bet", giggled Kiki.

"You know, you're ex was a moron to let you go. I think you're quite a catch", said Zak.

"Aw, babe, if you wanted me like that, you could've just ask. I would've said 'yes'", giggled Kiki leaning back with him as they both laughed.

EEG "Oh my God, it's a fucking possum!" yelled a woman just as Moxxie suddenly fell down in front of a crowd.

"Oh, crumbs!" muttered Moxxie as he tried to get away until one of the partygoers catches him by the tail, and shoves him into a barrel of beer.

"I got it!" yelled a muscular partygoer cheering 'beer possum' as they carry it away unaware that Moxxie soon began drinking the beer inside.

"Looks like that's my cue. I better go help him out before those partygoers do something else to him. I am their bodyguard", said Zak wiping the sand off himself, "Thanks for the talk. It actually helped", said Zak helping Kiki up as she wiped herself off as well.

"Glad I could help. Let me know how things work out. My offer still stand too. I would love to have cute guy like you. Verosika too, you couldn't tell, but she was wet after feeling your dick", said Kiki winking at him as she walked away.

Blitzo, Loona, and Vortex

"I…Uh…Blitz…I'm…I actually-"

"Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!" said Blitzo with tears in his eyes feeling slightly heartbroken as he perked himself up and marched off. Loona could only groan in frustration as she facepalm herself with both hands.

"Damn, girl. That was savage. You okay?" asked Vortex placing a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does. It's just a bit…complicated with what I'm going through", said Loona avoiding eye contact.

Chuckle "I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Takes guts", complemented Vortex.

"Thanks", said Loona moving her hair out of her face, "Actually before we were interrupted…"

Moxxie and Millie

Slam

"Moxxie!" called out Millie worryingly after seeing her husband being thrown into a keg and thrown away. She tips it over with Moxxie flopping out with the left over beer spilling as well.

Burp "Millie~! Hi~! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em", said a drunken Moxxie rolling on his back wiggling his legs in the air making smooching noises with Millie happily smiling that he was physically okay, and that even while drunk her husband still had strong feelings for her.

"Millie, is he okay?" called out Zak as Millie picks up her drunken husband.

"Yeah, he's just had a little too much", said Millie.

ROAR

A large roar was soon heard as a gigantic fish monster emerges from the ocean. Everyone was stunned at this with Verosika taking off her sunglasses in shock. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere causing everyone to panic and run away.

ROAR

"Ooh! Fish", commented a drunken Moxxie as the monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie throwing him into the air, and into its mouth.

Drunken Laugh "Whee!"

CHOMP

"Moxxie!" yelled Zak and Millie in alarm.

Zak summons his gun creating a seal around the barrel as he fired an energy blast knocking the creature back.

Millie and Zak rush into the ocean unsheathing their blades slicing up the fish's body. Zak and Millie would lunge each other up until they made it to its mouth. The pry open the monster's mouth seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula.

"Go! I'll hold it open!" yelled Zak creating seals around his limbs to enhance his strength.

"Moxxie! Grab hold of me!" yelled Millie reaching out her hand towards Moxxie.

Moxxie drunkenly reaches up towards her and gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Making the monster roar loudly as it threw them out while Zak still held on to it's teeth.

Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreading his arms as he flies straight towards a dumbfounded Blitzo, who catches him in his arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance making Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Millie skid to a halt next to them looking around her to see her husband in her boss' arms, but not her other friend who was helping her fight the fish monster. Millie looks up to see Zak holding on as the monster, and rushes towards him reading her knife. The monster slammed it's head again as they both jumped into the air twirling their blades and slicing off both it's fins at the same time.

"I love that woman~", lustfully moans Moxxie as he stares at his wife wrestling the giant fish.

"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" chuckled Blitzo.

"Zak!" yelled Loona running towards them.

"Loonie, no! It's too dangerous!"

"Tex! Help 'em out! They can't fight that thing alone!" yelled Verosika.

"You got it!" yelled Vortex rushing behind Loona.

Both hellhounds soon start running on all fours in their human disguises as they jump on the monster's fins as leverage, and jumped high into the air kicking it in the gut knocking it back. They both sank their claws into its flesh as they charged up aiming for its throat. Zak was shooting at the fish's forehead with his tail while holding onto his katana that was embedded deep into its flesh. Millie ran up to the monster's mouth skidding her knife against it to cut it as much as possible before jumping up and knocking some of its teeth lose.

Zak released his katana and jumped as high as he could reading his gun with a large seal in the barrel gathering energy, "Smile you son of a-"

BLAST

Zak unleashed a large energy attack destroying the back of the monsters head as it roar out loud.

"Its neck is exposed! Go for the kill shot!" said Vortex readying his claws and fangs.

"Fuck yeah! I always wanted to try sushi!" yelled Loona readying her claws and fangs as well they slashed and bit into the monsters.

The monster starts spinning rapidly in place making the two hellhounds hold on until they were thrown off into the ocean.

"Loona!" yelled Zak diving in after her with Millie jumping in to grab Vortex. The monster soon appeared behind them twirling its body knocking them back onto the beach.

The monster roared out loud with Zak coughing up seawater and saw an unconscious Loona. He rushed towards her with Blitzo tossing Moxxie to the ground rushing towards his adoptive daughter.

"Loonie! Speak to me! Say something! Anything! Call me a dipshit! A fucking moron! Anything!" yelled Blitzo with Zak holding her gritting his teeth in anger while Millie was next to her husband panting hard.

The monster stood up letting out an angered roar as it spilled its guts and blood into the ocean. Verosika and her crew rushed over to see if Vortex was okay when he suddenly spat out seawater as did Loona as well.

"Loonie! You're alright", said a relieved Blitzo.

"Loona", whispered a relieved Zak as he heard the monster approaching him. He felt calm as he lifted himself up feeling angry at almost losing someone he actually loved, and frustrated that he felt powerless as well. He closed his eyes feeling a strange surge of power, and as if by instinct he knew what he needed to do. He walked the edge of the beach in front of the monsters path sheathing his katana slowly.

"Zak? What are you…" panted Loona.

"I'm ending this…once and for all!" said a determined Zak with his eyes glowing white-blue dropping his disguise. He completely sheathed his katana as huge sparks soon started emitting from his body with blue vein like patterns appearing on his skin, and the sheath of his katana. His seal appeared under him larger than usual as it glowed brighter as well. He got into a runner stance with lightning soon forming around him. Two slits appeared on his back as a large set black feathered wings appeared shocking everyone.

A large seal appeared in front of him making his vein like markings glow brighter surging with power, "This is for almost killing my friends!"

Zak disappeared in a flash of lightning creating a huge diagonal slash on the monster.

"This is for all the lives you've taken!" yelled Zak taking out his gun, and shot another beam attack into the monster's mouth destroying its innards.

"And this is for almost killing someone precious to me!" yelled Zak focusing all his energy into his blade as it extended, "SAY HELLO TO OBLIVION!"

The monster jumped up in a desperate attempt to stop him when it was suddenly slashed in half by Zak's attack, and exploded to bits. Everyone soon shielded their eyes with fish guts raining everywhere as they tried to avoid getting splattered. Zak landed in front of them panting hard with his wings disappearing as he lost consciousness fainting on the spot.

"Whoa", was all Vortex could comment.

"Zak!" yelled the girls rushing over to him to see if he was okay.

Apple reached down to listen to his chest hearing his heartbeat, and breathing evenly while Loona put his head on her lap, "Is he-"

"He's fine. Looks like he's just tuckered out. Can't really blame him though", said Apple.

"What was that? I've never seen a demon do that before. Not even the Overlords", said Kat.

"Yeah, he kind of looked like one of the Executioners", said Ace.

"Who the fuck cares?! You know why?! Because that's how you fucking show off your skills!" said Blitzo happy that the monster was dead.

"Really?! The guy put his ass on the line, and this is the gratitude you give him, pencil dick?!" yelled an angry Verosika grabbing Blitzo by his shirt, "He save your pathetic, tiny, insignificant, asshole, your employees, along with your hellhound from certain doom, and all you can say is that's how you 'show off'?! I can't believe I use to date you! What did I ever see in you?!"

"Moxxie, are you okay?" asked Millie holding up her husband.

Laugh "This is funny. I'm soooo…drinky", hiccupped Moxxie with Millie happily hugging her husband.

"He doesn't deserve to be with you Blitzo", growled Verosika emphasizing his name as her eyes glowed pink.

"Stow it bitch, alright?! I know he saved our sorry asses, and for that he's getting one free day from me. The real question here is where that giant fucking tuna casserole came from, and how'd it get here?!" said Blitzo freeing himself from Verosika's grip as he straighten his shirt.

"I think I can answer that", said Millie holding up a familiar flask, "I don't think this belonged to any of us."

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drops it to Milky, Groan "Fuck me."

"Yeah, been there, done that, no thanks", said Blitzo with a smug look on his face, "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

Laugh "Oh, crap! You all be so… FUUUUCKED!" giggled Moxxie as he fell flat on his face.

"Yeah, well...you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!" said Verosika trying to think of something while Moxxie looked up at her.

"A human called me a possum. I am not a-splat-possum!" said Moxxie after face-planting again into the sand.

"Is he gonna be okay?" asked Verosika pointing at Moxxie.

"He'll be fine. Drinking half a keg of beer would do that to anyone. Sure is gonna have one heck of a hangover though", said Millie helping her husband up.

"Been there", muttered Verosika rolling her eyes.

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space."

GROAN "Fine", droned out Verosika crossing her arms.

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOON!" triumphantly laughed Blitzo.

"Don't let it get to your head limp dick! The only reason I'm agreeing to this, is because of him! Not you!" said Verosika pointing towards Zak's unconscious body.

"Meh, a victory's a victory", said Blitzo with a smug look on his face, "EAT IT WHORE! YEAH!"

"Fuck YEAH!" cheered Millie feeling happy that they managed to get out of that mess alive.

"Limp dick asshole", angrily muttered Verosika as she approached Loona, "Hey, you Loona?"

"Y-Yeah", said a nervous Loona blushing.

"Here, Tex told me you were a fan, and you wanted my autograph. It's not much, but thanks for saving our asses as well", said Verosika while Loona stood up straight grabbing the pop star's signed poster. Loona didn't know what to say as she squealed excitedly holding her idol's signed poster when Verosika suddenly grabbed her, and kissed her hard shoving her tongue into her mouth twirling it around moaning loudly, "Oh Yeah, I'd definitely fuck you with Zakie. See you around."

"Verosika Mayday just kissed me…" said a stunned Loona, "VEROSIKA FUCKIN' MAYDAY JUST FUCKIN' FRENCH ME! WHOO!"

"Ah…Loonie?" asked a shocked Blitzo making Loona blush at her sudden outburst celebration.

Ahem "What?" asked Loona trying to sound noncholantly while shifting her eyes.

"What do ya mean 'what'? What the fuck?!" yelled Blitzo.

"Yeah, I thought you wanted to get into that other hellhound's pants", said Millie surprised.

"What?! Fuck, no! Goddamn it, I wasn't trying to get into his pants! I was trying to talk to him to see if I could get Verosika's autograph since he's her bodyguard! I know I dress like a Goth girl, but I'm a huge fan of her music! I love Zak!" said Loona realizing what she just said slapping both her hands over her mouth, "I-I mean, I like him, and he's a great fuck. I m-mean he-and his giant cock-and…"

Loona looked over with Blitzo's mouth hanging wide open in shock while Millie was squealing excitedly jogging in place. She couldn't help but blush brightly after inadvertently blurting out her feelings towards the incubus hybrid, and just sighed in defeat knowing that they were gonna tease her about his. She smiled a bit when she looked down to see Zak had regained consciousness looking up at her.

"Hey", greeted Loona kneeling down next to him.

"Hey", greeted Zak back.

"So…how much did you hear?"

"Right around where you shouted at how happy you were when Verosika kissed you. How was it?" chuckled Zak.

"Fucking awesome! If you end up fucking her, please let me join!" said Loona laughing with him.

"I'll be sure to invite you and Maddie if she does. Think you can help me up? I can't quite move", groaned Zak.

"Sure", said Loona moving his arm over her shoulders as she hoisted him up.

"Wonder how we're gonna break the news to Maddie", chuckled Zak.

"Oh I'm sure we'll think of something to repay you", said Loona, "You better ask us out properly too."

"I will, don't worry", said Zak.

"Hey", greeted Vortex walking up to them, "Glad to see you're alright, man. And you got your girl too."

Chuckle "Yeah, I couldn't be happier", said Zak.

"You know, my girlfriend throws a crazy ton of crazy hound parties. You guys should come", said Vortex.

"You're girlfriend?" asked Loona when Zak suddenly sensed his lust directed towards one of the succubus girls as they look towards their direction. Milky looked back at them, and winked at Vortex licking her lips in a sensual manner.

Mmm "Can't tell you how many times I busted a nut in that tight pussy. We have a bit of an open relationship, but sometimes it's nice just to mess around with your partner", said Vortex growling lustfully at Milky.

"Take care of yourself man, and be careful with those crazy ass techniques of yours too", said Vortex giving Zak a playful punch before following Verosika's group.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" called out Blitzo opening the portal on the ground. Zak and Loona jump through the portal along with Moxxie being dragged by Millie. Blitzo falls backwards into the portal when he suddenly jumps up and mockingly gives Verosika double middle fingers through the portal, making her growl in anger.

"Fucking hate that guy!" growled Verosika with her eyes flashing pink with Apple and Coco gently patting her back.

"FREEZE!" yelled a police officer.

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as they were suddenly surrounded by an entire squadron of police officers, a clown, and a mine robot all pointing guns at them.

"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!" ordered the officer.

"Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick", sighed Verosika as her gang all groan in disappointment as they raised their hands up as we well.

I.M.P. Headquarters

Blitzo was singing out loud to "Mustang Dong" once again with everyone covering their ears wishing he would stop singing already. He tried to hit several high notes as he coughed out loud near the end.

Cough "Oh my God! I just went through puberty twice!" Cough

"Hey, Zak, what 'cha doin'?" asked Millie noticing Zak scrolling through his phone.

"Hmm? Oh Just calling up someone for a favor that's all. Kind of feel bad for Verosika and her crew getting captured by the human authorities", said Zak finally finding the contact he was looking for.

"If you say so", said Millie helping her drunk husband over to the couch.

Phone Ringing

Clack

"Hi mom…" greeted Zak with a smile.

Human Prison

"Do I have to?" whined Kiki not really wanting to suck a fat human policeman's dick, "Why couldn't there be any good looking female cops? I would've preferred trying out the incubus guy's dick instead."

"Stop being a bitch Kiki, and just pick one. Everyone already picked their targets, and Milky is the only one of us who's short enough to sneak by and get the keys", said Verosika grimacing in disgust, "I would've preferred trying out that guy's dick too to be honest."

"Yeah, us too", groaned Coco and Apple at the same time.

"I don't think I've ever seen most of you wanting to suck a guy off in…ever actually", commented Vortex to the girls with his girlfriend sitting on his lap.

"Me neither", said Milky enjoying her boyfriend's lap.

"Shut it you two. You just got off lucky because you're short and stealthy, but your boyfriend, Tex, is gonna have to help us out", said Verosika pointing to Milky.

"Aren't you lucky", commented Josh smiling smugly.

"Shut up Josh", growled Tex growling at the incubus.

Verosika noticed one of the police heading their way with the keys in his hands, "Okay, everyone get ready."

"You Verosika and company?" asked the cop stopping in front of their cell confusing the succubus and her crew.

"Yes", responded Verosika exchanging looks with her group.

"You made bail. A friend of yours paid all your fines. You're free to go, but don't ever let us catch you here again", said the cop opening their jail cell door.

"Uh…Thank you?" said Verosika in the form of a question as the group gathered their stuff with confused looks on their faces, and slowly walked out of the police station. The group walked out of the station and onto the street with Milky and Tex holding each other's hands.

"What just happened?" asked Coco hugging her girlfriend Apple.

"Did we walk into a trap?" asked Ace.

"Verosika?" asked a concern Kiki.

"I…I don't know…I-"

"Is that really any way to show gratitude for someone who bailed you out?" asked a new feminine voice getting their attention shocking Verosika on her crew.

"Who's she?" asked Tex not knowing who she was, but Milky was too shocked to utter out a response.

"A friend", replied the woman lowering her sunglasses revealing her succubus eyes glowing pink for a second, "I believe you've all met my son as well."