A newcomer at IMP

by swords of dawn

A new hybrid demon was recently hired to work at IMP, although his position wasn't exactly what he thought it would be. His boss is certainly a real piece of work, but at least his fellow coworkers seems to appear normal enough to give him advice. The hellhound secretary also seems to enjoy riding him whenever it strikes her fancy. The only hard part is the murders.

5. Lust and DATE

Hello Everyone, this took a little longer and a lot more than I initially planned. I decided to completely go off-script with this, and make an original episode since I did say that Zak would get an off day from Blitzo previous chapter. I decided to add some references from Hazbin Hotel, so let's see who can spot the cameo appearances. For the person who asked who Zak's voice actor was if he was made real, it would be Nathan Sharp from his youtube channel NateWantsToBattle as he he was a bit of an inspiration for Zak's initial design. Zak also gets a musical number as well from one of Nathan's original song that was inspired from Hazbin Hotel. Hope you all enjoy, and don't forget to leave a comment. I did make up an original place as well to try and follow Vivziepop's naming sequence.

I do not own Helluva Boss or any of it's content.

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Goetia Mansion

Sizzle

"Once you put the steak after lightly seasoning it, you can add the reduction sauce slowly on top of it. If you put it too fast, the sauce could jump and burn you", instructed Zak through a small screen while Octavia followed his instructions on cooking a steak.

"Are you sure you couldn't just come here, and show me in person?" said a worried Octavia nearly jumping back from some of the heated oil and sauce splashing on her.

"Trust me, I'm having some…'hiccups' with my powers ever since our Spring Break mission", said Zak over the phone.

"It can't be that bad", said Octavia adjusting the tripod her phone was on so Zak could see the steak.

I.M.P. Headquarters

Zak looked over to the side to notice a closed door, but he could see the silhouette of Millie in her newly enhanced form. She had gained large perky C-cup tits, with wider hips, and plump rear that caused Moxxie to practically drool at her. Currently she was enthusiastically riding her husband's enhanced 10-inch thick cock with new orange-size balls practically brimming with cum while he massaged his wife's big tits.

The two imps had tried to help their friend, when they both touched him at the same time just as sparks started to emit from his body affecting them both, and enhancing their bodies when they both stared at each other, and Millie jumped her husband as they rolled into the break room while almost tearing each other's clothes off.

"Come on Mox-Mox! Show me what you got! Empty those big yummy balls inside me!" yelled Millie leaning forward riding her husband harder while his eyes rolled back.

"OH FUCK!"

AHH

Moxxie released his umpteenth load inside his wife making her yell in pleasure while squeezing his dick. He came for a minute with a goofy smile on his face with his wife panting hard leaning over him, Pant pant "You're still hard Moxxie! That means you still wanna go at it! Let's keep fucking until your bone dry!"

Moxxie switching their places panting hard when her eyes widen feeling her husband rub his newly enhanced dick against her other hole. She smiled waving her hips at him as if to egg him on with her tail wagging excitedly wondering just how long it'll take before he plunges deep inside her.

"Oh? Is this what you were going for Mox-Mox? Go ahead, destroy my thick ass with your big huge cock", moaned Millie slapping her ass, and spread her cheeks to give better access to her husband.

"MILLIE!" yelled Moxxie as he started pounding hard into his wife's tight ass making her yell loudly while encouraging him to keep going with both their eyes having a faint tint of pink around their iris.

"THAT'S IT MOXXIE! FUCK THAT ASS YOU LOVE SO MUCH! PULL MY HAIR TOO!"

"Pretty sure it's that bad", said Zak hearing their erotic moans with Maddie under the desk sucking him off as well hoping to alleviate some of his pent-up lust. Loona was hugging him from behind looking at Octavia's phone unaware that she was helping Maddie by stroking him off what she couldn't reach after having her fill of his thick jizz.

Goetia Mansion

Mmm "Something smells delicious in here", commented Stolas walking into the kitchen when he noticed his daughter cooking, "Good morning Octavia! Are you cooking breakfast for us?"

"Morning dad. Yeah, Zak is teaching me how to cook", said Octavia cracking a few eggs.

"Good morning Lord Stolas sir", greeted Zak through her phone, "Octavia, don't forget to flip it otherwise you'll burn the meat."

"Right, right", said Octavia grabbing clippers to turn the steak around.

"Ah, you're that incubus fellow from Loo-Loo Land, and protects my little Blitzy. Hello", greeted Stolas making Octavia groan in disapproval.

"Tell me, why are you instructing her over the phone when you could be here? You could've brought-"

"Dad!" yelled out Octavia in frustration.

"…meat. We had plenty of meat for you to use", backpedaled Stolas trying to recover his sentence with his eyes shifting from side to side.

"Thank you for the invitation, but due to an incident in our last mission, my powers have been a bit on the fritz affecting some of those around me. It apparently seemed to um…enhance some of my fellow coworker's…'activities' and body proportions", said Zak trying to explain while also being polite. This slightly peaking Stolas' interest, as he remembered Blitzo's explanation during one of their rumps on how he was pissed at the incubus hybrid for sleeping with is adoptive hellhound daughter, though Stolas very much enjoyed the angry sex he received from him.

"Now when you say 'enhance', what exactly do you mean?" asked Stolas.

"MILLIE! MORE! I WANNA FUCK YOU MORE!"

AHH "MOXXIE! YOU'RE CUMMING SO MUCH! FUCK ME WITH YOUR HUGE COCK!"

Moxxie and Millie's voices could be heard through the phone making him blush in embarrassment over their activities knowing that they couldn't control themselves, "I uh…I deeply apologize on their behalf for that. They can't quite exactly control themselves at the moment", said Zak with some sparks emitting from his body.

"And exactly who else has been affected by your abilities?" said Stolas tapping his fingers in eagerness.

"Blitz isn't affected if that's what you're asking. He still isn't here yet", said Loona knowing exactly where this conversation was heading towards.

"J-Just my coworkers that a-arrived early", said Zak nervously smiling as he suppressed a grunt while releasing a massive torrent down Maddie's throat.

"I see, I don't suppose-"

"Okay, thank you Zak, I'll be sure to text you if I need anything else unless you know how to ballroom dance", interrupted Octavia about to hang up.

"Well, I actually-"

Beep

I.M.P. Headquarters

Zak leaned back against the chair after hanging up reaching back to hug Loona's tits while still releasing his huge load. Maddie couldn't swallow anymore as she pulled out his cock with a wet 'pop', and was completely drenched as he slowly calmed down.

Moan "Love those cum showers of yours", moaned Maddie kissing the tip of his cock.

"Room for one more?" asked Loona going under the desk to join her fellow girlfriend as she licked her face clean.

BOOM

"Boom bitches! I'm here!" greeted Blitzo after kicking the door open only to see Zak leaning back against the chair trying hard to not pull back, and could hear Moxxie and Millie rump in the break room.

"The fuck got into them? The fuck happen to you?" asked Blitzo when Zak started to spark again with some pink sparks emitting from him.

"Trust me, I don't think it's a good idea for you to touch me or be near me unless you want to join them", said Zak motioning towards the married couple.

Blitzo slowly started to form a mischievous smile with an idea forming in his head over what Zak just said.

"Also Stolas knows my powers are going haywire, and he sounds quite eager for you to do what I think you're planning on doing", said Zak immediately making the imp's jaw nearly drop to the floor.

"Fuck! You're telling me that you accidentally revved up the baby-dick troll and Millie, but you won't give papa any steroid dick juice because that rich barn owl is practically expecting it?!" asked Blitzo in frustration.

"That's the gist of it, yeah", groaned Zak leaning slightly forward with more pink and blue sparks emitting from him.

"God-fucking-damn it! I'll be my office! ALONE!" yelled Blitzo as he slammed his office door shut.

Groan "Wings hurt too. Don't even remember ever having these at all. Wish they would just decide on whether to stay or not", muttered Zak with his newly acquired black feathered wings popping in and out of his back every so often when his power shorts out.

He slightly pulled back making both of his girlfriend's moan in disappointment, "Sorry girls, let me go clear my head, and see if I can get this under control."

"We can help", said Maddie and Loona at the same time.

"Thank you, but I'd rather have you as yourselves. Not under the influence of my out-of-control lust powers. I'll see you both soon", said Zak as he pulled up his pants and walked out of the office.

Outside

He looked behind him wondering if he still remembered how to fly from his Spring Break mission, and took off. He found it hard to stabilize himself in the air since he never actually had wings, and dodged several flocks of demon birds flying towards him. He dodged several other obstacles and buildings that he couldn't block using his own powers when he suddenly lost his balance. Another flock of birds scratched him from behind making him lose his concentration when he suddenly started to spiral out of control, and used what bit of magic he could control to make a seal to land on. However, he hit his own seal too hard and started to tumble down towards the ground with each new seal he created until he crashed landed into a tree, and hit every branch on his way down until he finally hit the ground.

Groan "I must be the oldest demon around who flies like noob. How does mom do this?" muttered Zak out loud as he dusted himself off with some sparks emitting from him again, "I wonder if Master can help me. I already bugged mom with Verosika. I don't wanna disturb her if she's in the middle of a job as well."

Zak waited for his body to stop sparking, and took out his phone scrolling through his contacts when he found a contact that had a picture of a radio microphone on.

Phone Ringing

"Hello~", greeted a transatlantic accent through the phone.

"Hello Master, it's me", greeted Zak.

"Zakary, my dear boy! How are you?"

"I've uh…I've been better Master. It seems my powers are getting a bit out of control", said Zak.

"Do tell", said the voice nonchalantly.

"On my last mission, I uh…I lost it after seeing someone I cared about get really hurt, and all of a sudden I felt this surge of power. I don't know where it came from or how I got it, but it just happened and I got these…wings that I never got before. I can't seem to control it after I regain consciousness and I'm feeling a bit…scared."

"Ha, Ha, Ha, Of course you are my dear boy! That's the beauty of it! Your powers reflect on you! They are a part of you, as much as you are a part of them! That being said, it's because you were reckless no doubt! I'm sure it was a flair for the ages with a wonderful performance!"

"Yeah, I was a bit reckless. It's just…when I saw her lying there I-"

"And right there is one of the root causes of your problem, my dear boy! You made yourself vulnerable, but you wanted to overcome it! You subconsciously tapped deeper into your full potential before you were ready, and look at you now ha, ha, ha!" interrupted his master.

"I'm sure hearing me fail must be amusing to you Master", nervously laughed Zak knowing full well his master's unpredictable tendencies.

"Zakary, my fine fellow, nothing amuses me more than to see the scum of the world to climb up the hill of betterment, only to see them come tumbling down to fiery pits of failure. You, my dear boy, are no exception", said his master cheerfully making him feel slightly worse, "But do you know the difference between you and your mother compared to the other denizens of this cesspool?"

"Um…"

"You both have strong potentials! Pure diamonds in the rough! You both have a chance to polish yourselves and shine upon the world as your personal stage! After all, the world is a stage, and the stage is a world of entertainment!"

"You're speaking in riddles again Master", said Zak feeling confused at his master's advice.

"Tell me, my well-endowed fellow, what was the first thing I taught you along with your mother?"

"Um…Well you taught me that my powers are connected to my emotions", said Zak thinking back to his lessons with him.

"That is correct! Emotion! Reality! True passion! Being demons of an erogenous nature means you practically wear your emotions on your sleeve! You're an open book for everyone to read! But it all depends on what is written in your pages that will captivate the audience, or simply be crushed by the lack of originality!"

"You sound more cheerful than usual, Master. Did something good happen to you?" asked Zak.

"Let's just say I decided to do some charity work that will invest in my entertainment! There's also quite a charming demon belle running this fiasco I working in! Ha, ha, ha!"

"Well I'm glad you found some inspiration in your own work once again, but do try to go easy on them Master. My mother and I may have been patient when learning under you, but you can be quite…boisterous when you want to be", chuckled Zak.

"And that, my dear boy, is the very reason why I decided to do this", replied his Master happily.

"To get rid of your own boredom", said Zak already knowing how his master is.

"Now you're getting it! If you're ever in my part of town, do stop by! I'll have some of my mother's jambalaya waiting! I know how much both of you loved her recipe!"

"I'm pretty sure you and my mother would just get into another cook-off with her trying to outdo your jambalaya with her haggis recipe. There was so much food left over after that", said Zak smiling.

"Then invite those charming belles you managed to enthrall! The more the merrier! Don't forget to invite your charming mother as well! We'll make it a Grand Festival!"

"Thank you Master", said Zak feeling slightly better, and understanding what his master was trying to tell him.

"And remember Zakary: Smile! You're never fully dressed without one!" said his master before hanging up.

Zak took a deep breath as he sat down in a lotus position to calm himself as he tried to gain control of his power from what he remembers during his younger years when he learned the basics and control from his teacher and mother.

I.M.P. Headquarters

Blitzo was angrily loading his flintlock pistol muttering angrily as he could still hear Moxxie and Millie fornicating in the break room while his eye twitches in annoyance. He sat down around the large circular table, and crossed his leg as he impatiently tapped his foot. Loona walked in after cleaning herself off while Maddie was still in the office shower in an adjacent room that Blitzo installed after one of his nights with Stolas.

"Hey, Loonie. Surprised you're here instead of sucking off our meat shield like you always do", muttered Blitzo in a stoic tone.

"I wanted to keep going, but he said he preferred it when we're not influenced by his out-of-control magic mojo. Would've still sucked him off anyway", said Loona sitting down on the opposite end of the table. She looked across towards Blitzo, who was avoiding eye contact, while visibly annoyed by Moxxie and Millie still was working through Zak's lust influence.

She thought back towards their fight at the beach, and part of her was still a bit torn after she told him off. She decided that she should at least talk to him, Sigh 'Fuck, Zak's making an impression on me. Guess I'll talk to him.'

"Hey, Blitz?"

"Yeah?" asked Blitzo packing in more gunpowder into his flintlock.

"Can we…talk?" asked Loona avoiding eye contact as well trying to find the right words to say.

"Oh shit, what'd he do?! Did he knock you up and run away?! I SWEAR I'LL-"

"No! No, it's not that! Trust me, I have a very strong birth-control routine for that. It's um…i-it's about what happened…at the beach", said Loona quickly waving her hands in defense somewhat calming him down.

"What about it Loonie?" asked a confused Blitzo.

"I wanted to…apologize", said Loona blushing in embarrassment making Blitzo drop his flintlock with is jaw dropping, "Look sometimes you…you…Sigh Fuck this is hard. You take things too far sometimes. It's not that…that I don't appreciate it, it's just…look I was almost an adult when you adopted me. I could've just been out on the street like I usually do, but when I think back…you did do a lot of good things for me. I never really did thank you for that syphilis cure you got."

"I-"

"Ah, ah, Don't tell me where you got it, alright?! Otherwise you'll just piss me off, and this is hard enough as it is!" interrupted Loona stretching out her hand to stop him from talking while pinching part of her snout in frustration.

"Regardless of what you think, Zak's been…amazing. Not just in bed, I mean, he practically goes down on-"

"Get to the point Loonie", interrupted an irritated Blitzo.

"My point is…you were right…in some ways", said Loona blushing making Blitzo stare at her in shock and admiration, "Thank you for…ya know…trying to be a dad figure for…someone like me…and for…looking out for me I guess…or whatever…", said Loona rubbing her arm while muttering with each word she spoke.

Blitzo's eyes widen with sparkles as he was about to cry tears of joy, and quickly ran up to hug her, "Don't let this go to your head, or I swear I'll bite it off."

"No promises", said Blitzo purring in delight.

"I'm not joking, say one fucking word of what happened here, and I'll deny it. I will bite your fucking head off", said Loona irritated that the hug was taking too long.

"I'll risk it", happily purred Blitzo.

"Fine, then I'll tell your boyfriend what exactly stimulates you in the sack", said Loona emphasizing the word that she knew irritated him.

"Fine, fine, you made your point on that", said Blitzo letting her go, "Now, about your 'memento' that the whore gave you."

"Fuck you, I'm keeping that, and I'm definitely fucking her when she comes back", said Loona with a small smile thinking on how exciting it was going to be to have sex with her idol.

"Oh Come on Loonie!" yelled Blitzo angrily.

"Hey! I don't keep track of who or what you fucked and screwed over! If I did, more than half of the pentagram would probably be on that list! Haven't you ever wanted to fuck your idol that you were sexually attracted to?!" said Loona poking him on his forehead.

"Well now that you mention it, there was this famous bounty hunter who was well known throughout some of the Rings as a sharpshooter. She could hit the eyes off her target over a mile away, and that bitched looked fine as fuck doing it too. Probably one of the reasons why I was partially attracted to the other bitch bag of holes back then", said Blitzo imitating a gun being shot with his hand.

"Wait, this bounty hunter is a succubus? Seriously?" asked a confused Loona.

"Oh yeah, she didn't take shit from nobody! She did what she wanted, when she wanted, who she wanted! If you were on her list, you were good as FUCKED! She was one of the small inspirations that made me start this company", said Blitzo with his hands on his hips, "Now that's one bag of holes I would've loved to fuck and screw over."

"Huh, First time I'm hearing about this", said Loona surprised.

"Speaking of hearing, how long are the two horny fuckers gonna keep at it?" asked Blitzo after hearing Moxxie burst once more in his wife when they both heard a large sound of someone falling to the ground.

Both their eyes shifting to each other, and back to the wall. After not hearing anything for a couple of seconds, they both were soon starting to wonder if the imp was still alive at this point when they heard some faint rustling sounds as objects where shifted. They could hear the gargling sound of the cooler outside their office being used, and back into the break room when they heard faint sounds of Moxxie groaning and gargling the water that Millie probably got for him.

"Should we…call an ambulance or something?" asked Loona.

"At this point, I think we should just dump the body", said Blitzo when Millie walked in with a limp as she drunkenly fixed her straps that now appeared to be tight around her newly enhanced body with a huge smile on her face.

She reached out for a random chair, occasionally missing it, before she finally got one, and sat down grimacing a bit in pain before relaxing and smiling again until she slammed her head against the table.

Slam

"That…was…fuckin…awesome!" panted Millie with her voice muffled by the table as she scratched it with her sharp claws while still relishing in her after-sex feeling.

"Uh…Mills, is your husband-"

"He'll be fine, he just needs some fluids", muffled Millie waving her hands off at them while still not lifting her head.

Moxxie soon appeared as he dropped to the floor with his arms trembling as he reached up, and literally dragged himself towards a chair, but didn't seem to have enough strength to pull himself up, "Pwaf foom mi shish ish perfamu."

"What?" asked Loona twitching her ears in confusion.

"Speak English you fuckin retard", said Blitzo hoisting him up as he slapped him a couple of time, but Moxxie still appeared to have a dopey smile on his face after his rough session with his wife.

"He's saying he hopes this is permanent", muffled Millie waving her hand up to get their attention.

"You can understand him?" asked Loona.

"Fuck yeah, you should've seen him in our honeymoon", muffled Millie.

"I swear this is someone's fuckin sick joke on me. Let's see what's on the tube while the fuck-birds recover from their ordeal", said Blitzo turning on their old fashioned television.

Waiting Room

Zak managed to get some of his powers under control as he was now able to control his wings, but flight still proved to be a difficult challenge. He managed to stop by a convenient store to get some supplies, and walked into the office.

"Hey Zak, welcome back. If you'd called I would've waited for you", greeted Maddie wrapped around in a small towel that could barely contain her huge bust, and hugged her figure nicely.

"I see you're still in your lust daze huh Maddie", chuckled Zak.

"Not quite sweetie. We snapped out of our lust daze a while back to when Moxxie and Millie started their hardcore rump. Loona and I just kept sucking you off cause we wanted to", giggled Maddie.

"You really are turning into a naughty slut", said Zak pulling her close as he kissed her deeply with his eyes momentarily flashing pink, "Kind of a turn-on, especially with only a flimsy towel just barely stopping me from ravaging you."

Giggle "Zak, you naughty boy. Should I get Loona?" giggled Maddie excitedly.

"Maybe later, I think I'm starting to fall victim to my own lust", chuckled Zak slightly shaking his head to clear his thoughts a bit.

"Well, we certainly know a cure for that", giggle Maddie and squeaked in surprise when she felt his huge cock starting to harden lifting up the bottom of her towel. She smiled a bit happy to have such an effect on him when they heard a gargling noise.

"Thought it was a bit quiet in here. I'll go see if they're okay while you get dress", said Zak giving her one final kiss.

"Okay, but just so you know…Loona and I decided to go commando today. So whenever you want to relieve yourself, just tell us", moaned Maddie giving him butterfly kisses before going off to get dress.

Zak couldn't take his eyes off her plump rear with her tail lifting up her towel to give him an undisturbed view of her pink butt making his eyes glow pink once again, "I'm taking that slutty teacher's anal virginity tonight to teach her a lesson she'll never forget."

"Hey everyone, I'm back", greeted Zak as he entered the office room.

Office Room

BOOM

Zak was soon startled by something blowing up as Blitzo prepared another around of ammunition for his flintlock, "Well, well, well, look who came back. It's the steroid dick pumping asshole who didn't share!"

"Seriously?" asked Zak and Loona in the same deadpan tone to him.

"You do know that clingy rich asshole is waiting for you to do exactly what you want to do, only to his asshole right?" said Loona reminding him once again about Stolas.

"So?! I could've used it on other things after I was done with him!" said Blitzo angrily.

"Name one", said Loona crossing her arms under her breasts.

"That isn't in this room", interrupted Zak sensing Blitzo's lust and desire for a threesome with Moxxie and Millie.

"Well you two know how to suck the fun out of everything don't ya?!" angrily shouted Blitzo, "Hey Teacher Tits, bring in the spare TV!"

"I learned from Loona", said Zak shrugging his shoulders as he took out an energy drink with a crazy straw, "Here Moxxie, you might want to keep your fluids up a bit."

Moxxie slurped the drink down in one gulp shocking everyone at how fast he drank it, "Good thing I bought two six-packs", commented Zak opening another one as Moxxie continued to slurp up fluids while slowly regaining his vitality back.

"Zak", moaned Millie as she climbed on top of the table to crawl towards him and hugged him while squealing happily, "Thank you so much! Moxxie and I have never had such a hardcore fuck like that! He pumped so much inside me, and he was so…forceful" shivered Millie in delight.

"Uh…You're welcome?" asked Zak confusingly as he helped Millie into another chair.

"Pretty sure that much stress isn't good for her age", said Loona taking out her phone.

"I don't even care she said that right now", happily moaned Millie hugging her husband who was finally able to sit up a bit, "But I will get back at you for saying that you…you…fluffy…puppy…"

"Wow, he really fucked her good if she can't even insult me back", said Loona a bit impressed.

"Pfftank mu por minuqud goo", happily muttered Moxxie.

"Uh…"

"He said 'thank you for the liquid too'" translated Millie.

"Was that even English…or any native Demon Language?" whispered Zak.

"No idea. I think he's out of bodily fluids to talk at all", whispered Loona back.

"Sounds about right", whispered Zak, "What happened to the old TV?"

"Meh, Something about floating babies or some shit", said Loona shrugging her shoulders making her boyfriend chuckle.

Chuckle "Love you too Loona", whispered Zak knowing his girlfriend's habits making her smile and blush a bit at his comment.

"I brought the spare like you wanted", said Maddie walking into the room carrying another old fashioned TV in her hands, "Haven't seen one of these since my pee-paw was alive."

Zak walked up to her to help her carry the old television set, as he set it up where the destroyed one once was. Maddie flipped the switched turning it on to a channel showing the Hell News logo on it.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin it. Next", ordered Blitzo pouring more gunpowder into his flintlock.

Maddie changed the channel to a black and white cartoon of a Betty Boo-esque character with prominent breasts wearing only pasties over her nipples, a black skirt, high heels, and a pitchfork, "Uh-huh, Keep goin', keep goin', keep goin'", ordered Blitzo in a bored tone.

Maddie changed the channel once again to see a familiar looking imp with a prominent mustache and large ram like horns, "I say! I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me! At Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"!"

The imp tapped his cane against his side making large signs appear as he said "Crazy Contraptions" and "Goofy Gadgets" until he twirled it upwards pulling down a background akin to some old cartoons that Maddie remembers seeing as a child with the name of his "Factory" appearing as he read it out loud. He then pulled up background practically smashing his face against the camera.

"Where you can make the things, and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!" pleaded the imp known as Wacky Wally.

"Hey, isn't that the -"

"Bingo!" yelled Blitzo aiming his flintlock.

Bang

Boom

Zak instantly reached out to Maddie wrapping them both in his newly acquired wings with his magic seal acting as a shield.

"Blitz! What the fuck?! You almost hit my girlfriend and boyfriend!" yelled Loona blushing a bit still feeling a bit awkward at saying that out loud.

"Now calm down Loonie, I'm sure-"

Rumble

A loud rumbling sound was soon heard by everyone snapping Moxxie and Millie out of their lust stupor when the building started to shake. Zak quickly pulled Maddie over to Loona's side wrapping his wings around them both with his hands glowing in case of anything. Millie and Moxxie stood next to each other getting close Zak as well as they looked around them on high alert in case debris started to fall down.

"I'm not the only one feeling that right?" asked Loonie in a nervous tone.

"Oh shit, is that a Hell-shake?" asked Blitzo.

"That's a thing?" asked Maddie.

"Is that even possible?" asked Moxxie.

"ALRIGHT! DON'T PANIC MOXXIE!" yelled Millie holding onto her husband making him shoot up his tail in fear.

"I'm not panicking, because hell-quakes don't happen", said Moxxie in a calm tone.

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL FATTY!" yelled Loona roughly grabbing Moxxie, and threw him against the wall.

"WE NEED TO REMAIN CALM!" yelled Millie in a panic tone.

"WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE BUILDING FALLS DOWN ON US!" yelled Loona making Zak and Maddie look at her in confusion before hugging her as she visibly calm down a bit.

BOOM

A large black wrecking ball of what appeared to be black metal tubes soon destroyed the wall Moxxie was leaning on burying him in rubble. A tall figure wrapped in a red cape with a black top hat with a neon green band around it, and long red horns spiking upwards appeared on top of the rubble. Loona crouched down on all fours letting out a feral growl barring her teeth at the newcomer while Zak readied his katana making Maddie hide behind him.

"Do not be afraid", spoke the figure in a goofy tone as he stood in a dramatic pose making him appear as an old-time cartoon villain, as several black mechanical arms appeared to come from behind him.

He was a fairly tall demon that had a lighter red face than his cape and top hat, along with darker red horns and prominently long nose. He also had a long black handlebar mustache that curled upwards to his cheekbones. He wore a pair of neon green goggles with dark green swirls in the lenses held together with a black strap around his face. His outfit consists of a black jumpsuit with a bright green neck piece, along with a bright green spiral question mark shape on his chest and stomach that reaches the groin. He also wore red gloves on his hands, bright green boots, and what can be described as matching neon green undies over his jumpsuit.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing", said Blitzo.

"Who the fuck are you, and what do you want?!" said Loona.

"I'm-"

Clang

A large black axe soon appeared to be embedded next to the tall demon making everyone see Millie holding up a pair of battle axes ready to maim him with an angry look in her face, "Get…off…my…husband", growled Millie dangerously.

The tall demon looked down to see a hand sticking out of the rubble and stepped down from it as he cleared his throat once again.

Ahem "I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiish!" introduced Loopty in a singsong voice as he extended his mechanical limbs into a loop, and landed in between them doing a cartoonish villain pose.

"Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole…thing", said Loona gesturing towards all of him as she crossed her arms standing in front of Maddie while Zak went over to help Millie dig Moxxie out.

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" said Loopty doing a wavy dance confusing everyone in the room.

"I don't think this guy's right in the head", whispered Maddie to Loona.

"What was your first clue?" whispered Loona sarcastically while wrapping her tail around Maddie's waist.

Sniff "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?" asked Blitzo after sniffing him.

"YEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEERE!" said Loopty.

"Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine", said Loona in an annoyed tone tapping her foot angrily.

"Shut up, dear furry!" said Loopty making Loona emit a feral growl at him until Maddie hugged her from behind to stop her from killing him.

Loopty turned around only to stare down the barrel of a gun pointed by Zak at point blank, "Apologize to my girlfriends before I make you regret it."

"OOOHH! This one's got a bigger brass set! But I'll gladly take you on!" said Loopty in a maniacal tone readying his mechanical arms.

"Okay, look, obviously we got off to the wrong shit here. So what exactly are you here for?" said Blitzo appeared between them, stopping the fight.

"This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!" said Loopty in a singsong voice once again as he holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed.

"Hmm, Not even a shit's length of time in Hell, and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the 'O' is silent," said Blitzo taking the picture and shaking Loopty's hand.

"What 'O'?" asked a confused Loopty as Maddie guided Loona outside to help her cool off.

"Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?" asked Blitzo taking his question as a complement.

"The TEAAAA?!" asked Loopty eccentrically.

"This guys is more lost than I was before I moved here", muttered Zak as he and Millie continued to pull out heavy rocks to free Moxxie.

"Help…me!" strained Moxxie in pain as he struggled under the weight of the debris.

"Yeah, why are we killing this guy? I mean, what he'd do to you?" asked Blitzo excitedly as he elbowed Loopty.

Pain Squeal "Losing... ox-!"

"He was… my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!" said Loopty

"NO SHIT RETARD!" yelled back Loona still angry at his furry comment.

Loopty angrily grumbled at her comment as one of his mechanical arms pulled out what appeared to be an old film projector as it started playing a movie montage depicting a human Loopty in his early life.

"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!" narrated Loopty showing a young human Lyle and Loopty posing with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building with their company name. The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke as a small label appeared on the bottom stating, 'very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day?'

"Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!" continued Loopty as the clip showed both humans putting wires together and tightening bolts with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled 'De-age-ifier.'

"It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!" dramatically narrated Loopty feigning sadness as the clip showed the two men stroll into the chamber closing the metal door unaware that a lever labeled 'young' and 'old' is set to 'old' at the bottom.

"By the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least, for me!" said Loopty with the clip showing the two men struggling to open the door as they tried pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age in an instant with the human Loopty taking off his gloves, and stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat as he slides to the floor when Loopty clutches at his chest, showing clear signs of a heart attack, and collapses to the ground. A random worker soon opens the door and motions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart and they shake their heads somberly showing that he has passed away. A woman rescuer puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth while Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.

"Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the God-damn-money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire, and get all the credit!" said Loopty showing an old Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him. The film suddenly ends as the film projector disappears back into Loopty's mechanical arms, and out of sight.

"Ehhh, that's not really evil", said Blitzo not sure how to respond to what he saw and heard.

"It's evil towards me!" said Loopty dramatically holding his hand to his chest.

"Everything…is going…dark..." strained Moxxie.

"Hold on Moxxie! We're almost through!" said Millie.

"Screw this! Millie hold his hand!" ordered Zak as he conjured up a seal in his hand until it started to spark overcharging it, blowing away the rubble along with Moxxie. Millie grabbed onto the axe handle she threw earlier with Zak trying his best to get his out-of-control magic to stop until his seal shattered knocking him back against the opposite wall.

"Clearly someone is meddling with affairs that he's not ready for", commented Loopty laughing at Zak's misfortune.

"Heh, He's got ya there Meat Shield", said Blitzo as Loona and Maddie helped him up.

"Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son-of-a-bitch to Hell where he belongs!" ordered Loopty.

"Eh, Y-You do know, Poopty-"

"Looooptyyyy!" seethed Loopty at Blitzo for getting his name wrong.

"Yeah, he does that a lot. Don't bother with him getting your name right", said Zak dusting himself off.

"Shut up Vac-"

"ZAK!" yelled Zak, Loona, and Maddie.

"WHATEVER! Look Leper-"

"LOOPTY!" yelled Loopty in anger revving up a large buzz saw.

"Of course! Of course! Now, if we do kill him though, and he ends up down here…y'know, you will be stuck with him…forever", said Blitzo holding up his hands in defense feeling nervous at the large weapon near his face.

"Oh, trust me..." said Loopty maniacally with his metal tentacles taking out several guns, a missile launcher, and several sets of circular saw blades, "I'm counting on it!"

Pant Pant "That's…kinda…hot!" panted Moxxie lying down on his wife's lap while she petted his hair, and dislodging her axe from before that saved them from being blown out of the building.

"Okay then, looks like we got another job to do, and since it's our Meat Shield's day off to recover his magical shit or whatever, let's be sure to make this as clean as possible", ordered Blitzo with Loopty smiling evilly.

"Wait, is this the right address? This is near-"

Earth

"Welcome to the Tour of the Stars Homes! Please keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times! Get your cameras ready, cause you never know who we might come across" said a tour guide as the imps wearing human clothing and wigs while Zak appeared as a normal human took pictures of his surroundings.

"I've always wanted to go on this tour!" said an excited Zak taking more pictures.

"You sure you're feeling okay to be here?" asked a concern Moxxie wearing a black top hat with his horns slightly poking out from the top matching his buttoned-up dark-blue coat, and thick white mustache to match his hair, and hide his face.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Besides, I'm mostly here as a tourist myself. You guys just happen to be here on a job at the same time. How many times do we get to go on a tour of famous movie star's houses? I even brought my autograph book", said an excited Zak making the married couple smile at his enthusiasm.

"Anyone in particular you want to see?" asked Millie wearing dark pink tied up shirt with a white undershirt, light pink pants, and black shoes. She had on a blonde wig with a straw hat with a red belt to hide her horns as well.

"Tons actually", said Zak excitedly.

Blitzo was humming happily looking over the map as he stood out wearing a rainbow colored clown afro with pink frame sunglasses with yellow lenses, a black trench coat, and a sock disguised as a cat on his tail. He had on a light face paint to hide the markings on his face, with heart shaped eye paint over his eyelids.

"Uh…What's he wearing?" asked Moxxie seeing their boss standing out compared to them.

The tour passed through several famous movie stars' houses and were even able to get some autographs from some stars passing by on their way to a movie set. Zak looked over the photos he took as they approached a huge mansion with dollar signs decorations all over the fence, driveway, and topiary, "Damn that's huge…huh, that's the first time I ever said that", commented Zak.

"Gee, I wonder whose house this is", sarcastically asked Moxxie.

"Up next to your right we have the home of famous inventor Lyle Lipton", said the tour guide over the microphone as the tourist looked on in awe with Zak taking some photos as well.

Blitzo took off his sunglasses as he looked at the mansion, "Hmm, Let's do it gang!" ordered Blitzo as the three imps took out their weapons jumping down from the tour bus.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" said Millie excitedly as they raced towards one of the windows.

"And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time! Isn't it exciting folks?!" said the Tour Guide with the tourist taking pictures of them as they moved on.

Zak facepalm at their action as he jumped down quietly from the tour bus, and over the fence to catch up to the imps, "I swear they make it so hard sometimes just to enjoy a day off. Better make sure they don't get into trouble at least", muttered Zak to himself.

He caught up with them as Moxxie peered through the window with Blitzo's 'cat' next to him annoying Moxxie. When he looked inside he looked a bit surprised at what he saw.

"Wow."

The other three peered inside to see an old man hooked up to an EKG machine as he looked somberly at a photo in his hands.

"That machine really did a number on him", commented Moxxie with the others agreeing with him.

"Good bye…my one true love", said Lyle kissing the photo of several dollar bills with a watermark of 'Free Stock Photos' in the center, "All the riches of the world can't fulfill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value."

"Oh Fantastic, he's gonna do our job for us", happily commented Blitzo after witnessing Lyle create a noose with his IV tubes.

"I feel like we should help him actually", said Zak with his hands occasionally sparking.

"Nah, he's fine. He's just slow cause he's old", said Blitzo handing some popcorn and refreshments to them from nowhere.

"No, I mean, we should stop him from committing suicide", said Zak feeling a strong urge to stop him.

"Why?" asked Moxxie.

"It's just-I don't-I…I can't explain it, but committing suicide just feels wrong. Murder is one thing, which I still don't agree on unless it's self-defense, but this…this is just…" stuttered Zak unable to describe what he was feeling, but he knew he had to stop him just as Lyle was about to put the makeshift noose over his head, "I'm going in there!"

"Zak, wait! You-"

BOOM

Millie was about to stop him when a large explosive force sends them flying back with Blitzo's sock puppet being blown away as he looked up with a sad expression over the loss of his kitty sock puppet.

The four could hear what would be described as a heavenly choir with three beams of light shining down with three angelic like beings materializing in front of him roughly about the same size as a human child.

Lyle's Room

The first angel appeared to be the most human of the three, and similar to a human child. He had pale light skin with faded circles as blushes on his cheeks. He had large light purple eyes and pupils making him appear innocent and cute, light ginger hair, matching ginger overalls with two silver buttons, and a faded yellow shirt with a white collar. He also had two little wings with light purple color similar to his eyes on top, and white feathers. He sported a large bright halo over his head.

The second angel resembled more a male anthropomorphic sheep with periwinkle skin and eyes, snow white wool puffing out of his sleeves, collar, and hair. He was wearing a pair of button pants that went up to his waist, and a sky blue shirt with a stripped periwinkle and white bow tie around his neck. He had two light purple wings, and a bright halo over his head.

The third angel resembled a female anthropomorphic sheep with light yellow fur. She had light purple pupils with pink iris, a yellow frilly dress with pink trims, and a pink bow tie around her neck. She had pale yellow wings with a bright halo over her head.

"Oh Lord! I'm being haunted by ugly orphaned children!" said Lyle alarmed over what he just witnessed.

"Who the fuck are they?" said Blitzo angrily for losing his new favorite sock puppet.

"Oh no! Sir those are-"

Lyle's Room

"Cherubs, Mister Lyle", greeted the humanoid cherub finishing Moxxie's sentence, "My name is Cletus."

"I hate filthy, stinking, orphan children!" said Lyle grouchily while waving his fist in the air.

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances", said the male sheep cherub, "My name is Collin."

"And you can call me Keenie, Mister Lyle. We're C.H.E.R.U.B., sent from Heaven to help you turn your life around", greeted the third female cherub.

Outside

"Oh, HELLS NO!" yelled Blitzo angrily as he charged towards the window.

CRASH

"Don't forget-" OOF

"Seriously?! You too?! There's a perfectly good door over there!" said Zak pointing towards a nearby entrance that Moxxie and Millie used to enter. Zak deactivated his human disguise after Blitzo jumped through the window screaming out his argument only to trip and fall after his failed entrance.

Lyle's Room

"Who are you guys?" asked Cletus.

"We're here to tell you chicken feathered freaks-"

"That you're the most precious things I've ever seen", interrupted Zak with sparkling eyes as he popped up in front of them, and carried Collin like a child, "Look at you with your cute little bow tie, and you're cute little halo. I bet you were able to dress up all by yourself today", said Zak gently patting him on the head while he blushed at his complement.

"W-Well I l-like to think I-I do a good j-job", said Collin bashfully.

"And it shows. Try to relax little guy, I know we're demons and you're angels, but that doesn't mean we can't all be friends here. Take deep breaths and remember to think about what you're going to say so you don't stutter so much. You're doing such a wonderful job", complemented Zak.

"The fuck is wrong with you?" asked Blitzo.

"Blitzo! Language! There are little ones present!" retaliated Zak.

"You can't be fuckin serious right now", muttered Blitzo angrily.

"Excuse me! I'll have you know that we-"

"Salt lick?" interrupted Zak just as Keenie was about to rant over how professional they are.

"How dare you! I do not accept charity from demons!" said Keenie as she eyed the salt lick in his hand with a sincere smile on his face making her look between him and the salt lick, "But, yes please."

Keenie took a salt lick and popped it into her mouth along with Collin, "Aww, I bet you're the one with the can-do spirit, and always follows through with her clients. Such a good girl is also a hard worker", cooed Zak as he stroke her wool making her bleat happily with each stroke in his arms, "You guys deserve occasional treats too. After all, keeping a healthy lifestyle will help you promote a positive vibe to everyone you meet."

"Have you guys been possessed?" asked Cletus alarmingly.

"Yeah, that's what I wanna know too", said Blitzo feeling slightly disturbed as well.

"No, no, these salt licks are perfectly healthy for young lambs. I got the organic brand that farmers use for their sheep. I recommended this to Blitzo in case we came across some horses on the tour here", said Zak walking up to Cletus, "And you must be the big boss! I bet you make all the important decisions in your little company to make sure all your blessings are appropriately delivered to their rightful soul!"

"Well…I do make a lot of important decisions", said Cletus blushing at his complement.

"I bet you do. Now, I know you have an important task with helping Mister Lipton with his uh…dilemma. So I'll just be on my way to leave you little cuties to do your work. I just wanted to make sure my friends were safe and didn't cause too much of a ruckus after jumping from a double decker bus. I know this might be a classic clash of angels versus demons, but please try to be nice with one another regardless of the outcome okay?" said Zak with three imps confused as to why their friend was acting weird.

"Well that explains the salt licks. They're actually quite tasty", said Blitzo opening his box as he shoved several salt licks into his mouth.

"Moxxie, Millie, I know Lipton is our target for this, but it looks like you'll have to do this the old fashion way in being the 'demon on his shoulder' so to speak. Please be nice to them."

"Um…Well I guess we can try since we do want Lipton to kill himself", said Moxxie scratching the back of his head.

"Thanks", said Zak before turning his attention towards Blitzo with a serious look, "And as for you! Behave!"

"What, so you're leaving us with these flying lamb chops and baby without any protection?" said Blitzo angrily.

"They're Cherubs, they spread love and joy wherever they go, and they're supposed to encourage people not to kill themselves. You couldn't be in safer hands", said Zak, "Plus, look at how cute and fluffy they are. Do you honestly think these little guys will cause you any harm? If they do, it's mostly likely because you irritated them Blitzo."

"He's got you there sir", said Moxxie.

"Yeah, I can see that", said Millie at the same time.

"Who's side are you two on?!" yelled Blitzo.

"The one who's being rational", muttered Moxxie.

"We're with you sir!" yelled Millie excitedly over her husband.

"Thank you Mills, it's nice to see SOMEONE appreciates me around here!" yelled Blitzo poking Moxxie on the head.

"Well, I'm not the one who jumped through windows just to prove a point!" said Moxxie pointing back.

"What point?!" yelled Blitzo.

"That there's a reason why DOORS were invented!" yelled Moxxie with everyone including the Cherubs and Lipton murmuring in agreement.

"Oh Put a cork in it you fucking retards, and let get this over with!" yelled Blitzo.

Groan "I know I'm gonna regret this so much for leaving them like this", groaned Zak facepalming himself, Sigh "Okay, well I'm off. Since I can't go back on the tour, and I did managed to get some autographs from some famous celebrities, I'm gonna go back to spend the rest of my day off relaxing. Good luck to everyone, and best wishes to all."

Zak sent a message to Loona as a portal opened up on the floor, "Blitzo, you better behave, especially around these three little ones!" yelled Zak before jumping into the portal.

"Okay, fuck this shit. Moxxie, proceed", said Blitzo standing next to Lyle's bed.

"Oh um…okay…Mister Lipton, it is our humble opinion that you should continue the process to committee die", said Moxxie.

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now that you're old…and gross?" asked Millie grimacing in disgust at Lyle's appearance.

"I liked the other guy better", said Collin, "He was nicer."

"Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" said Keenie flying around happily throwing Lyle's money in the air

Grumble "No!" stubbornly grumbled Lyle.

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" said Collin cheerfully trying to change Lyle's mind.

"Why won't you let me die?" pleaded Lyle in a desperate tone.

"Sounds like you need a little help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" said Blitzo with a smug smile.

"Let's see, I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas-"

"Moxxie, honey, you really need to show me how you do all that" interrupted Millie still surprised that her husband is able to store such a vast amount of weapons on his person, and still not be weighed down by it.

"I played a lot of Tetris when I was younger", said Moxxie nonchalantly.

"Hey! That's the katana I ordered so I don't have to borrow Zak's all the time", said Millie grabbing a blue handled katana from Blitzo's hands.

"It's actually an Odachi, honey", corrected Moxxie.

"Odatchi, tom-achi, kamakazi, point it, I got me a new sword to try when we get home", said Millie with her tail partially tapping Moxxie's crotch while she winked at him making Moxxie blush at her suggestion.

"Mister Lyle is classier than that!" argued Collin just as he hears the clack of a rifle in Lyle's hands with is mouth around the barrel before Collin takes it from him.

"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!" said Collin.

"Yeah, no offense, but he smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!" said Millie sniffing him before visibly becoming ill as she covered her mouth. Moxxie grabbed hold of his wife by the shoulder as she soon starts vomiting on the floor.

"Life can be beautiful at any age", said Cletus.

"And we'll show him!" cheered Keenie.

"Yeah!" cheered the Cherubs.

"NO!" screamed Moxxie and Millie.

"Bet you wish you'd sided with me now huh Moxxie?" said Blitzo smiling smugly.

I.M.P. Headquarters

Zak was humming happily after having partially enjoy the tour along with some souvenirs to both his girlfriends waiting for him. He was also happy to have met some cute Cherubs on the job, and felt surprisingly lighter in his attitude though he still felt bad leaving them along with Blitzo. He hoped that at least Moxxie and Millie would calm him down if he starts agitating the three little Cherubs.

"Loona, Maddie, I'm-eh?"

"Twist the warhead to secure it to side 'A' and-Who the fuck wrote this shit?" yelled Loona throwing some instructions on reloading an RPG rocket launcher.

"Uh…"

"Hi Zak! Welcome back! How was the tour?" asked Maddie noticing his return first.

"Hey, those three idiots doing okay after you separated from them?" greeted Loona loading up a rifle with a new magazine.

"Um Y-Yeah, they appeared sort-of okay. I brought back souvenirs. What exactly is going on here?" asked a confused Zak.

"Just dealing with a pest problem", said Maddie happily turning the safety off the rifle Loona handed to her.

"Oh I see…I think. I got Saul Hudson's autograph for Loona, and he was nice enough to pose a picture with me while he was taking out the trash", said Zak taking out a picture of him with a tall man appearing in his 50s with long puffy curly hair, and wearing a top hat over a black t-shirt showing the various tattoos on his shoulders and arms with blue jeans.

Loona's eyes widen after hearing his name, and dropped the second rifle she was loading and instantly appeared in front of her boyfriend, "Shut the fuck up! You managed to get Guns N Roses Lead Guitarist Slash's autograph and picture?!"

"Yeah, I managed to get it after the bus had to stop to fix a flat, and he was nice enough to call a tow truck while we waited. I even asked him to autograph it for you", said Zak as he pulled out his autograph book and sees the message he wrote.

"'To my new mate's best girl Loona sign Slash'!" read Loona out loud slightly whimpering, "Let's go! Right now! Fuck me as hard as you can and don't stop until morning!"

"Loona! Mind if I join in?" asked Maddie excitedly.

"Fuck yeah! You're our girlfriend! So let's fuck him good!" said Loona about to take off her shirt when they heard someone shouting outside.

"Madelyn! Please forgive me! I love you!" yelled a male voice outside.

"I'm guessing that's the 'pest' you were talking about?" asked Zak

Growl "Fucking asshole!" growled Maddie clacking the rifle, "Just a sec Zak sweetie, I gotta go 'take care' of an annoying cockroach that just won't learn to die a second time."

"Uh…"

"Yeah, it's a bit weird to explain", said Loona in frustration.

"THE FUCK YOU WANT JACOB?! I ALREADY TOLD YOU I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR LYIN, CHEATING, FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN!" yelled Maddie after slamming the window open and unleashing a barrage of bullets down towards her ex-husband.

"Jacob? Her ex? He was able to find her location?" asked Zak.

"I said 'weird' not 'long'", said Loona as Maddie grabbed a crate labeled 'GRENADES', and grabbed one with her tail pulling the pin with her teeth and throwing it down towards her target causing a massive explosion.

"Guess I'll give her the DVD and poster Sandra Bullock autographed later", said Zak taking out a signed poster of the famous actress, and Maddie's favorite movie signed by said actress.

Clack

"W-What?!" stuttered Maddie after dropping the rifle in shock at what he said.

Zak knew how much she loved her romantic comedy films, and felt a bit sad that she wouldn't be able to enjoy her favorite films anymore. Yet her new lover was able to travel to Earth, and actually get her a copy of one of her favorite movies signed by her favorite actress just to make her happy.

"Z-Zak, sweetie, I…I don't know what to say", said Maddie with tears of joy.

"How about, 'fuck me good and hard right now with Loona'?" said Loona smiling mischievously after popping up behind her.

"I can go with that! What she said", said Maddie excitedly with both women about to undress.

Knock Knock

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" cursed Loona out loud loathing the fact that she was interrupted again, "What's a hellhound gotta do to get fucked around here?!"

SLAM

"WHAT?!" yelled Loona after opening the door similar to how Blitzo does it when her eyes widen once again at who was at the door.

"V-Verosika-" Mmph

Verosika appeared kissing Loona deeply twirling their tongues around making both of them moan. Loona wrapped her hands around Verosika's waist pushing her inside before she reluctantly separated, Mmm "I can see why Zakie loves fucking you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

"No! No, please come in!" said Loona blushing slightly with her tail wagging happily. She was soon yanked to her side by Verosika's friend and fellow succubus Kiki feeling up her huge tits.

"Wow, someone's got a major makeover with these huge tits. Not to mention these hips", said Kiki hugging her with white-blue aura appearing around Loona, "Zak's magic, no doubt. He must really like you if he left his mark on you."

"Thanks, nice outfit. Bet you get felt up all day", said Loona looking over Kiki's outfit.

"Only the ones I like. The rest are just stuck enjoying the view without ever touching", said Kiki walking in.

"Hi! I'm Apple! And this is my girlfriend Coco!" said Apple startling Loona a bit before kissing her as well, "OOH Her tongue does feel good!"

"You ever go down on a tight pussy before?" asked Coco after kissing Loona as well.

"Just my dorky girlfriend, but she's cool in her own special way. She likes to be on the bottom a lot", said Loona inviting them in.

BOOM

"Maddie, please! I'm your husband!" shouted Jacob from outside.

"Ex-husband, pencil dick! It's 'til death do us part' remember? Not like you ever kept your vows anyway! I know about that waitress during our reception!" yelled Maddie after Loona went to open the door.

"How did you know about that?!"

"I didn't! You just told right me now you dead, no-good, piece-of-shit!" yelled Maddie yanking off the top of the rocket launcher and throwing it down on the ground causing another massive explosion

BOOM

"Fucking cockroach just won't die a second time! I really need to work on my aim!" angrilly muttered Maddie before realizing she had company, "Oh, Hello, welcome to I.M.P. You're um…Miss Mayday right? From the Spring Break bet", greeted Maddie with a polite tone.

"Uh, You can just call me Verosika. Are you sure I wasn't interrupting…something?" asked Verosika gesturing towards Maddie and her surrounding while wondering what exactly she interrupted.

"No, no, please sit down. I'll get some refreshments and snacks. It's just a pesky pest problem that won't seem to leave me alone. Um…You're here for Zak right?" asked Maddie grabbing a pitcher of water and some sweets she baked.

"Well, not just him. The limp dick isn't around is he?" said Verosika clenching her fist in anger.

"Hi Verosika, no Blitzo's on another mission. I left them in good hands unless he does something to ruin it", greeted Zak after putting away his souvenirs to see Verosika and her succubus girls, but not her incubi friends.

Verosika gave him a deadpan look as if telling him exactly where he went wrong in his explanation while Zak immediately knew what her look meant, "Damn it, it's Blitzo. Of course he's gonna ruin it. I better go back-"

"Forget that limp dick. He gave you today off, and I wanna show my gratitude for saving us from that giant fish monster and the human authorities. You know, go out, have a few drinks, fuck me and the girls, and your girls if they want to, just make it a fun-filled day for all of us", said Verosika smiling with the her crew surrounding her and smiling eagerly.

"I uh…Ahem beg pardon?" asked Maddie adjusting her glasses while blushing at what Verosika just said.

"Come on Maddie, it'll be fun! We're gonna go on a date, and fuck a pop star! How many people get to say that they fucked a celebrity and brag about it?!" said an excited Loona.

"Well um…I…"

"Aww She's shy, it's kind of cute. Zakie, did you ram your huge log deep inside her yet?" asked Verosika.

"Well I-"

"Madelyn! I know you can hear me! Remember all the good times we had?! All our wonderful memories?! We were gonna start a family!" yelled Jerold from outside making Maddie's eyes glow red with anger.

"Excuse me for a minute", gritted Maddie grabbing two tommy guns with full magazines, and a gun with her tail, "WHAT GOOD TIMES YOU NO-GOOD-FUCKER?! YOU THREW ALL THAT AWAY BECAUSE YOU SAID WE SHOULD WAIT, BUT ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS KEEP FUCKING OTHER WOMEN BEHIND MY BACK! AT LEAST MY NEW MAN KNOWS HOW TO FUCK ME! SO DO ME A FAVOR AND FUCKING DIE ALREADY!" screamed Mayberry unleashing a barrage of bullets with difficulty as she tried to aim for her husband.

"Ooh, She's feisty too. I like her. Let me guess, former pediatrician?" asked Verosika.

"Close, she was a teacher when she was alive", said Loona smiling at her girlfriend while she kept trying to murder her ex-husband a second time.

"Kinky. Ex-boyfriend?" asked Kiki.

"Ex-husband. Wouldn't stop screwing around with other sluts while she worked", explained Loona.

"Where's the fun in that? It's better if you fuck them all together, and everyone gets to enjoy each other", said Coco.

"Yeah, she was one of those straight and narrow girls before she died, but thanks to Zak she's been…re-educated", said Loona making sexual gestures with her hands.

"Damn stud, you must've fucked her good if she didn't mind joining a harem with an incubus", said Apple elbowing him.

"I didn't try to change her mind or anything like that. Loona invited her actually, and well…things just went from there", chuckled Zak.

"Meaning she wasn't properly fucked, and only had the pencil dick ex to compare. Now she can't get enough. She's a little rough around the edges, but she's learning", said Loona.

Click Click

"Fuck! It's jammed! Loona, did we receive that shipment of napalm yet?!" asked Maddie after hearing the clicking sounds from one of her tommy guns.

"Way ahead of you. I'll get the flamethrowers", said Loona with a sinister smile hoping to mangle her ex for the pain he caused her girlfriend with Maddie following close behind.

"Should I be concerned?" muttered Zak a bit before Verosika kissed him deeply again moaning loudly with Kiki kissing the back of his neck.

"Thanks for the rescue you sent. Can't believe she's your mother of all succubi. Didn't think she was married", said Verosika smiling.

"Thanks for being discrete about her identity. I also noticed you haven't been drinking your Beelzejuice. Congrats", said Zak smiling at her accomplishment.

"Well I've been getting some therapy for that. Still gonna kill the dickhead, but I also wanted to fuck a guy I wanna show my appreciation for. I wanted to be sober when I did so I didn't have to suffer the fuckin hangover afterwards", said Verosika smiling seductively, "And the girls just wanted to come along with me."

"So…can you fuck us with your huge stallion dick?" asked Apple excitedly with the other girls standing behind her with big doe eyes pleading with her.

"Um…I have two girlfriends now, and I want to respect their decisions as well. Well, technically, Loona is already onboard with it, but Maddie seems uncertain and I don't want to force her with something she's not willing to do. So, if you can please respect her final decision I would appreciate it", said Zak putting his hands together to plead with them.

"Seems fair. Apple and I always talk to each other when we invite someone over to fuck us", said Coco hugging her girlfriend while fondling her tits.

"Also, fair warning, my powers have been a bit…crazy. I accidentally enhanced my coworkers without meaning too, and they've been going at it like rabbits in heat", said Zak blushing.

"Really?" asked the girls excitedly confusing the hybrid.

"Zak, we'll be right back", said Maddie holding up a flamethrower as she reached for the handle.

"Yeah, we're gonna go barbecue some sinner thighs", said Loona igniting the pilot light at the end of her handle.

"Before you do that, I actually wanted to invite you all to be my special guests at a new attraction that just opened up right here in Pride", said Verosika excitedly confusing the two girls.

"What new attraction? I didn't hear about anything new opening up", said Loona.

"The executives at the Ring of Lust wanted to expand their franchise a bit, but wanted to keep it a bit hush-hush at the moment. Instead of the usual bland porn studio, strip club, or brothel they decided that the best way to attract customers was to put all those things under one big attractions with lights, commercials, and entertainment all out in the open for anyone and everyone to enjoy. They asked me and few other succubi celebrities to make public appearances to help spread the business word-to-mouth", explained Verosika.

"The Ring of what now?" asked a confused Maddie.

"The Ring of Lust. It's one of the Nine Rings of Hell named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins that work directly under the King of Hell", partially explained Loona, "But why all the secrecy?"

"It's still in beta testing", admitted Kiki putting her hands behind her.

"You know, working out the kinks", said Coco.

"Takin' out the bugs", said Apple.

"But since you're all going to be my guest, you'll get exclusive VIP treatment", said Verosika.

"Maddie?" asked Zak wanting to hear her opinion.

"Well…I suppose it beats being here listenin' to that annoying cockroach. Alright, I'll go", said Maddie turning off her flamethrower.

"Great, I'll tell the driver to meet us out in front. Want me to see if he can run over you ex?" asked Verosika taking out her phone.

"Please and thank you", smile Maddie, "She's so polite. I can see why many people like her."

"They mostly wanna fuck her too. Can't really blame 'em. Looks like if we play our cards right, we'll get that privilege as well", said Loona practically dragging Maddie out the door.

"Let's go everyone!" said an excited Verosika.

Lust Amusement Park

"Welcome to Dicks And Tits Everywhere!" introduced Verosika posing in front of the entrance of a large tent with the acronym of 'D.A.T.E.' on top in bright neon.

"A little bit of Lust in all of Pride!" said Kiki quoting their slogan posing on the opposite side of where Verosika stood.

"Trademarked and copyrighted", said Coco.

"All patents pending", said Apple hugging Coco from behind, confusing the three guests.

"Yeah, the legal team was really insistent that we say that. Those guys don't play around when it comes to contracts. I thought the Deal-Makers were bad", said Kiki.

"Right", nervously chuckled Zak remembering his teacher as they approached the ticket booth.

"Welcome to DATE, we hope you enjoy-V-Verosika Mayday?!" said the imp girl in a bored tone until she stuttered in response after seeing Verosika approach them.

"Hi, I'm here with three guests and my crew as my VIP", said Verosika flicking back her hair.

"O-Of course! Anything for you! Just follow the arrows to the dressing rooms!" squealed the imp girl letting them in after giving them VIP badges.

"Dressing room?" asked Zak.

"This place has a bit of a 'dress code' to follow. You can either buy or rent, depending on what you want. The guys already reserved our spot on the stage where Verosika is supposed to perform later today with some other artists", said Coco doing air quotes.

The three where confused until they saw the cutout of a succubus girl wearing a skimpy outfit of a tube top barely holding back her breasts, and short jean shorts that seem to display her perky butt with her arrow tip tail pointing towards where the sentence began stating, 'You must have a skimpy outfit to enter, or be completely naked'. Maddie couldn't help, but blush as she read that with Verosika leading the way to the changing area.

"Maddie, remember, whenever you want to stop, we'll stop right away. We won't push you into doing something you're not comfortable with", said Zak placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"Thanks sweetie, I appreciate it. But, if I can try having a threesome with you and Loona, and make a ménage à trois relationship, then I'm willing to try this", said Maddie with Zak smiling at her curiosity.

The girls and Zak were changing into their clothing permitted by the park with Zak coming out with a black tattered vest showing off his chest, and crotchless tight shorts showing his huge flaccid dick. Several employees stopped what they were doing, and stared making him sigh in frustration, Sigh "Curse me kilts, this is a repeat of all the pubs in Scotland again", said Zak in his Scottish accent.

Moan "Someone looks like he's ready to party", said Verosika wearing black 'X' shaped pasties over her nipples, and a topless corset with no underwear on.

"I don't suppose ye have a kilt for me to wear", asked Zak still unaware that he was speaking with his thick Scottish accent, "There's a bawherr o' a dunderheided, 'n' ah don't wantae skelp a'body whin a'm hauf solid."

"What?" asked the counter girl.

Ahem "Sorry, I don't wanna hit anyone before I become half-mast if you know what I'm sayin", said Zak in a clear tone as he slowly started to become hard after seeing Verosika.

"Aw, for me? Thank you", said Verosika lightly rubbing his hardening cock.

"Oh we are definitely keeping these outfits", said Loona as she opened the curtains revealing a black strapless bikini top that barely covered her nipples tied to the back, with a 'Y' shaped sling going down to her crotch and up again the back splitting where the base of her tail was creating a 'V'-strap on the back, "You're wearing that tonight also", said Loona licking her snout in a hungry tone.

"He's so big, and not even halfway hard", said Verosika getting more of a reaction with both girls now present.

Moan "How big are his loads?" said Kiki opening the curtains wearing only a crotchless fishnet leotard showing off her body and figure.

"Gallons I'd say. He practically drenches both of us with thick jizz in one load. I can't tell you how fuckin awesome it feels when he blasts it inside my pussy", said Loona rubbing his cock with Verosika.

"I bet it does", said Coco completely naked as he became half hard with the girls lightly squeezing his dick making him moan.

"Now that's a huge python", said Apple appearing behind Coco wearing only a blue sling bikini that showed off her perky tits, and a farmer's straw hat over her head.

"Does this look okay on me?" asked Maddie stepping out of the changing room. She was wearing a dark pink crotchless and ass-less leather pants showing off she wasn't wearing any underwear, and a matching halter top that showed off a lot of her underboobs from her newly enhanced D-cup breasts.

"Someone certainly thinks so", said Verosika rubbing Zak's fully harden dick pulsing in her hands, "Mind if I have a taste?"

"Everyone, you can rejoice, for Justin Kenny Blaze has finally arrived", proclaimed a male voice making Verosika and her crew groan in frustration.

"Great, it's him. The fuck is he doing here?" groaned Kiki in anger.

Zak looked behind him to see an incubus with skinny red horns on top of his head, a sideways swept dirty blonde hair. He had yellow sclera with dark pink eyes like a normal incubus, and was wearing a white shirt with a deep V-neck showing off various tattoos he had underneath with tight black pants showing a very small bulge, and black dress shoes.

"Who's he?" asked Zak

"Some gay single boy band wannabe?" said Loona nonchalantly.

"Nailed it on the head girlfriend", chuckled Verosika high-fiving Loona making her wag her tail.

"Justin Kenny Blaze has come here upon request when I heard Verosika was gona be here as well. What do you say girl? Wanna perform together with Justin Kenny Blaze to make sweet music together?" asked Justin winking at her.

"I already told you 'no' peewee dick. You can't even sing, all you do is read off a teleprompter and use a voice synthesizer to hide your horrible singing voice", said an angry Verosika.

"Not to mentioned interrupting our fun on sucking an actual huge cock", muttered Kiki leaning against Zak.

"Justin Kenny Blaze knows you didn't mean it. Justin Kenny Blaze knows Verosika likes to play hard-to-get. It's what makes Justin Kenny Blaze irresistible", said Justin combing back his hair.

"Does he always refer to himself in third person?" asked Maddie.

"Yes", said Verosika and her crew in perfect unison.

Justin looked at Zak with disgust when he spotted his half hard dick making him laugh, Mock Laughter "Justin Kenny Blaze can see past your little illusion poser. Justin Kenny Blaze feels sorry for you trying to hide you tiny dick behind a grand illusion such as this. But don't worry, Justin Kenny Blaze will give you his autograph as a reminder to never give up on being his fan", said Justin confusing Zak.

"Illusion?" asked Zak confusingly, looking down at his monstrous size dick.

"Justin Kenny Blaze appreciates your enthusiasm, but Justin Kenny Blaze only serves the ladies", said Justin as he walked into changing booth.

"Let's get out of here before he walks out. Sick of hearing that fucker's name all the time", said Verosika leading the group out as they paid for their new erotic attire.

"Killed the mood too", angrily muttered Apple.

The group went out viewing various bars containing various scenes with erotic dancers everywhere. Striptease classes for anyone to enjoy, and various erotic shows that the audience could participate with various performers. There were even amusement park rides with vibrators and flesh-lights for passengers to enjoy along with the rides. Games with various sex toys and pleasure tickets that they could exchange for sexual services as prizes. There were small mini houses completely padded with cushions inside for anyone to have sex in, and an open park for orgies and swingers to participate in. Customers were even allowed to sleep with the park employees if they were willing to pay the fees first.

"You know, compared to Loo-Loo Land, this place is a whole lot better…and cheaper", said Zak.

"Loo-Loo Land? You mean that overpriced, cheap, knock-off of Lu-Lu World?" asked Verosika.

"It's a weird story", said Loona.

"I liked Loo-Loo Land", said Apple with sad doe eyes while Coco gently patted her head.

"Ooh Apple, sweetie, we're taking you to Lu-Lu World next time", said Kiki hugging her friend.

"I will admit, this place is actually a lot of fun. Even the striptease lessons were great. We're using them tonight right?" asked Maddie.

"Oh yeah, definitely", said Loona.

"Oh Look, Milky and Tex are over at the Wild Orgy Park", pointed out Coco with the pair noticing a completely cum drenched Milky being stretched to the limit by Tex's huge 10 inch dick with a 3 inch bulge showing he was close.

Growl "Yeah! Who owns this tight pussy?! Huh?! Come on slut! Tell me whose pussy this belongs to!" lustfully growled Tex.

"Y-YOURS! IT'S YOURS! NO MATTER WHO I FUCK, ONLY YOUR BIG DOGGY COCK IS ALWAYS THE BEST ALPHA!" yelled Milky with her eyes rolling back and her tongue sticking out.

"Damn right bitch! Now take my knot!" grunted Tex thrusting wildly until his knot was pushed inside Milky making her stretch stomach even more stretched, and released a massive torrent deep inside while he howled in pleasure. Milky's stomach soon started to inflate as she screamed in pleasure begging for more of her boyfriend's cum.

"MORE! MORE! FUCK ME UNTIL I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR PUPPIES!" yelled Milky with Tex pushing her up against a faux tree that she was holding onto with his tail wagging in pleasure.

"Damn Tex, are you really trying to knock her up for real?" said Verosika with the pair casually waving at her.

"H-Hey Verosika. J-Just heat of the moment. Trust me, if I did knock her u-up, I'll take responsibilities for t-the pups", stuttered Tex, "Um…I'm k-kind of stuck for the next h-hour or so."

"Sounds fun!" said Apple and Coco at the same time

"F-Fuck yes!" moaned Milky making the succubi girls giggle at her reaction.

"We brought towels and water for you guys", said Coco handing them some towels and refreshments.

"T-The g-guys are o-over at F-Femboy F-Fantasy Land", stuttered Milky with a delirious smile on her face, "F-Fuck, Daddy Tex fucked Milky g-good!"

"You guys just enjoy your time here. The concert isn't for another couple of hours. There's no need-"

"Uh Verosika", interrupted Kiki showing her a text she just received. Verosika read it saying that the concert was changed on request of Justin, who stated he will be doing a collaboration with Verosika.

"That fucking piece of shit! Groan Why is it that I only attract assholes that remind me of that limp dick imp?!" said Verosika.

"That's kind of hurtful", chuckled Zak making the girls look at him.

"Not you Zakie, you're one of the very, very, very nice exception", said Verosika stroking his dick.

"Isn't he?" moaned Apple hugging him and Maddie, and brought in Loona with her tail.

"Vee, don't mean to be a buzzkill, but you do have to be at a concert right now", said Coco making the pop star groan in frustration.

Groan "Tex, if you see that pin-size-dick, you have my permission to maul him to death", said Verosika with her eyes glowing pink in anger, Snap "Kiki-"

"Already sent a text to the guys. They just responded they're own their way", smiled Kiki knowing what Verosika was going to say after she snapped her fingers, "Coco", said Kiki motioning to Coco.

"Apple and I will go on ahead and get your wardrobe ready", said Coco quickly running off to the stage area with Apple.

"Wanna come with us babe? Those VIP badges are also good for backstage", asked Kiki texting her phone sending out several text due to the schedule change.

"Please say 'yes', I could use some good company right now if I have to deal with another round of that pin-sized prick", moaned Verosika in a pleading tone hugging Kiki.

"Sure! I've never been to a concert before! Let alone backstage! I'm actually excited for this", said Maddie happily making Loona and Zak laugh at her reaction.

"Aww, Sweetie, then let's make it an experience you won't ever forget!" said Kiki hugging Maddie, taking a selfie with her as she led her and Loona to the stage area.

"Tex, if you're still stuck in Milky, help her with the sound system. If you see Josh and Kat, tell them to get my accessories. They know which ones I'm talking about. Ace has lube if you need to speed things up in dislodging", said Verosika ordering Tex.

"What about your protection detail?" asked Tex.

"I'll take over until you can pull out", volunteered Zak.

"Zakie you don't-"

"It's alright. I know it isn't fair that this guy disrupted our schedule, and Tex was out here enjoying his free time when this threw him off as well. Having a couple extra helping hands is the least I can do after inviting us here", said Zak.

"Aw, Zakie", said Verosika smiling pulling him down between her breasts, 'I gotta clear my schedule tonight.'

"Aww, he is a sweetie. Not as sweet as my hunk-a-hound, but just as good", said Milky, "Babe, think you can carry me like this."

"You kidding?! I feel like I'm gonna bust anther load in you if we do", chuckled Tex.

"What's stopping you?" moaned Milky squeezing her core muscles making her boyfriend lustfully growl at her as he lifted her up, and rushed over to the stage area.

"Make sure you avoid getting cum on any of the electrical systems! We can't afford a replacement yet!" yelled Verosika.

Stage Area

"Thanks again Zakie. Sorry for making you work. This was supposed to be a reward for what happened up in the living world", said Verosika peeking through her dressing room door.

Chuckle "I already told you its fine Verosika. If it's any consolation, this is my first concert too, and I get to be back here with the famous Verosika Mayday. Not many people can say that", said Zak smiling at her.

"You sure you don't wanna come in with me?" asked Verosika in a small pleading tone while trying to look cute.

"If I did, my girlfriends might be a little sad and jealous that I didn't invite them over", chuckled Zak wearing a 'SECURITY' jacket that had Verosika's initials on it along with his normal jeans and a black shirt with Verosika's initial on it. This was due to the park's policy of any non-park employee on duty must wear their professional attire as directed by the performing artist or company, "And as your temp bodyguard, I have to make sure you and everyone else are safe as well."

"You know I'm not gonna stop until I feel that dick inside me right?" moaned Verosika with a seductive look.

"I hope you have strong condoms then", said Zak.

"Ew, Zakie, babe, don't be ridiculous. Nothing beats a creampie and cum bath", said Kiki popping her head out of the door.

"I hear that. Especially when my man knots me", said Milky appearing under them finally dislodged from her boyfriend.

"Yo Zak, I'll take over from here", said Tex wearing a similar attire with his pants still stretched, "You go enjoy the concert with your girls."

Zak joined Loona and Maddie backstage as they watched excitedly with everyone gathering around sitting in their seats or having sex while they waited for the concert to start. Loona looked on excitedly with Maddie until they saw who was first performing from the newly revised schedule groaning out loud at seeing Justin's name go first after Verosika's name. Both had to change to black shirts with Verosika's name on it, and short denim shorts just stopping under their butt showing off their legs.

"Well, apart from the opening, at least we get to hear Verosika's music", said Loona, "But why did we have to change to these clothes? I liked the skimpy outfits better."

Crash

The group see several imp and incubi workers quickly gathering their stuff from the floor after crashing into each other from Loona's comment and seeing both her and Maddie's curvaceous bodies.

"I think it might've been because you two were distracting the other workers", chuckled Zak scratching the back of his head.

"Huh, Guess now I know what that Kiki girl meant", said Loona with Maddie blushing a bit in embarrassment and flattery at the same time.

The three waited for some time when they noticed the crowd becoming restless and shouting out profanity. Zak checked his watch noticing that the concert should've already started a while back, and the crowd was getting restless, "It's late. This guy should've been on by now."

"Maybe he's one of those types that like to do dramatic entrances", said Maddie.

Pfft "Over compensating much?" commented Loona when they heard someone panting hard.

"Zak! Zak! There you are! We're gonna need your help with protecting Verosika!" said Josh with Kat following behind him.

"What happened?!" asked Zak with Loona readying herself as well.

"That baby-dick Justin just barged in Verosika's dressing room after Vortex tried to stop him, and demanded a blowjob from Verosika", said Josh.

"Verosika just snapped and kicked him in the balls making him scream like a little girl, and sent him to the hospital", said Kat making Loona snickering loudly at his statement.

"Verosika isn't even ready for her performance, and he bribed the other artists with phone numbers of known porn stars, or money to skip their performance so he can try to fuck Verosika on stage", said Kat.

"How do you know that?" asked Zak.

The two incubi pointed to a quivering imp that was beaten up, "He said he knew Angel Dust's number!"

"Who?" asked Maddie confusingly.

"Some gay porn star", summarized Josh, "We need to get Verosika out of here before the crowd turns into a riot, and starts pillaging everything!"

Zak looked at the crowd as they indeed started to trash the area around the stage area. Some were throwing garbage and food while others just use pipes and rocks to destroy as much as possible. Zak got an idea after remembering his old teacher's lessons, "What if someone did perform? Would it buy you enough time to get Verosika ready to perform her concert?"

"I guess, but who can perform?" asked Josh.

"My magic teacher was a bit of a theatrical person, and he kind of trained me in some vocal lessons. I don't know if I'm good enough, but at least an amateur singer is better than having a full-on riot in your hands", said Zak as they heard the commotion outside, "Uh…any of you know how to play drums though?"

"I can. Josh, you finish helping Verosika get ready", said Kat as he ran out to the stage.

"You two should go with Tex in case things go bad", said Zak.

"Fuck no! I'm going with you!" said Loona crossing her arms under her breasts.

"But-"

"Hey! I came here to have a good time with my boyfriend and girlfriend! I'm not gonna let some baby-dick fucker ruin in just because his ego was bigger than his head and his balls", said Loona grabbing an electric guitar shocking Maddie and Zak.

"Wish us luck then", said Zak with Maddie kissing them both as they walked on stage.

The crowd completely ignored them with Zak not even knowing what to do or say. He looked at Kat who just shrugged his shoulders with a mix sounding imp readying on stage as he duck to dodge a bottle.

"Play me something that sounds a little like big band era with a bit of bass on it", said Zak.

"Seriously?! Big band?! This isn't the 20s!" said Kat.

"Just do it pretty boy! I'll get the crowd's attention!" ordered Loona maxing the volume on a speaker, and played a loud guitar rift. Loona soon started expertly playing several notes making the crowd stop instantly.

"YOU FUCKERS READY TO ROCK?!" yelled Loona as she played a guitar intro.

[Guitar rift intro]

"Whoo!"

Zak nodded his head to the beat of the music and grabbed a microphone as he went with his instincts. Loona, Kast, and Maddie were instantly shocked when they heard Zak sing for the first time ever.

"I'm just a phantom in your room,
With no intent on leaving soon,
And you're still not even sure just how I got here."

"Another ghost that's in your bed,
That you wish you could leave for dead,
Ain't no magic word can make me disappear."

"Now that room it starts to dim,
Set the mood for onset sin,
And now we're passed out on the floor of your apartment!"

"With every single warning sign,
It passed you up and slipped you by,
But we're all bound to end up back to where we started!
Yeah~!"

"Make no mistake I'll break you down,
[Whoa~, Whoa~]
Shout it around town.
I'm not what you want,
But I'm exactly what you need.
Take a bite and feed,
Your satisfaction guaranteed!"

"I'm your sunshine whoa,
I'm gonna burn down your parade.
I'm a shooting star,
That wish you wished you never ma~de!"

The crowd soon started to murmur in approval as they calmed down, gathering around the stage to listen closer to the newcomer clapping along to the music. Some of the crowd took out their phones to record the performance streaming live just as Loona walked up to perform a guitar solo.

[Guitar rift]

"Don't wanna take a leap of faith,
You wanna do this face to face,
And like an animal the instincts taken over."

"There ain't nothing to debate,
Blow this purgatory state,
The city lights will drown you out in the exposure."

"Now that room it starts to dim,
Set the mood for onset sin,
And now we're passed out on the floor of your apartment!"

"With every single warning sign,
It passed you up and slipped you by,
But we're all bound to end up back to where we started!
Yeah~!"

"Make no mistake I'll break you down,
[Whoa~, Whoa~]
Shout it around town!"

"I'm not what you want,
But I'm exactly what you need!
Take a bite and feed,
Your satisfaction guaranteed!"

"I'm your sunshine whoa,
I'm gonna burn down your parade.
I'm a shooting star,
That wish you wished you never ma~de!"

Earth: Opera House

A woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn was singing loudly as a well-dressed man plays a piano to her singing. The cherubs and the audience are well-dressed in tuxedos and gowns as they listen to the performance while Lyle only wore a bowtie with his bed wheeled in. Cletus looked around searching for the imps who have been sabotaging their attempts to save the rich old man's life despite his rude attitude, and was surprised they wore human clothing and wigs instead of just conjuring up a human disguise like the other demon that left. He was growing more and more frustrated as with each attempt the decrepit old man kept showing his nasty side on how much he loved money. Especially with the main imp that was taller than the other two who seemed to enjoy trolling them with his obnoxious attitude.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort…entertain…and live for!" said Collin showing Lyle the wonders of the opera.

Up above the stage, Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat with Millie and Moxxie looking down as well at the opera singer. Millie kept flicking her tail against Moxxie's tail to get his attention loving his reaction to her newly enhanced body, and she herself wanted to taste her husband's new dick once again. Even when dressed as cats, she could see her husband's suit stretch out making her giggle at his reaction while wondering how else she could tease him before he ravages her to satisfy his lustful desires.

"So…how do we make this bad?" asked Millie getting a ping on her phone as she took it out.

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact", said Moxxie.

"Unless we ruin it somehow", said Blitzo shaking his butt in Moxxie's face. Blitzo was about to grab a stage light ready to mess with the opera singer when he heard music coming from Millie's phone.

"Mills, I get your husband has poor taste in music, but that's a bit distracting in getting this job done", said Blitzo when he noticed Millie's shock face. The two imps looked at her confusingly and looked over her shoulder in curiosity over what she was looking at when they noticed a familiar face singing with another familiar hellhound playing a guitar solo.

"This is being broadcast…live!" said Moxxie.

D.A.T.E. Stage

"This world is what you need,
Where the monsters roam and the demons all feed,
[Hey~!]
Relax, don't you look so wary,
It's all only temporary!"

[YEAH~!]

"We roam and sing along,
While the choir joins in sing an abhorrent song.
We bite it's a little bit scary!
The pain's only temporary!"

[Evil Laughter]

"I'm not what you want,
But I'm exactly what you need!
Take a bite and feed,
Your satisfaction guaranteed!"

"I'm not what you want,
But I'm exactly what you need!
Take a bite and feed,
Your satisfaction guaranteed!"

"No, I'm your sunshine whoa,
I'm gonna burn down your parade.
I'm a shooting star,
That wish you wished you never ma~de!
Wish you wished you never ma~de!"

[Somber piano solo]

The song ended with a low tone from a piano sound as the crowd was silent over their performance. Zak was about to say something when the crowd suddenly erupted in cheers and applause making him blush in embarrassment over their reaction. Kat whistled loudly getting his attention when Loona gestured him to take a bow. He took a bow to the audience making them cheer loudly as he gestured towards Loona making her blush as well when they cheered and gave her catcalls. The two looked over to their side to see Maddie clapping and smiling with Verosika and her crew as well cheering for them. He gave them a questioning look with Verosika giving him a thumbs up as if already knowing his question.

"Everyone, may I proudly present the one and only! Verosika Mayday!" introduced Zak with Verosika walking out in a see-through beige outfit barely covering her intimate parts, and high heeled shoes. The crowd cheered as she walked on swaying her hips making everyone horny with her presence alone.

She walked up to him to give him a kiss on the cheek making the crowd call out catcalls to them as she whispered in his ear, "Sing with me!"

"But-"

"Come on! You heard one of my albums in the limo! Just this one time!" pleaded Verosika smiling as the bass of a sensual music soon started.

He chuckled knowing she wasn't going to take 'no' for an answer, and decided to sing with her.

"We live~", started Zak.
"We love~", responded Verosika.
"We die~", sang both of them at the same time smiling that he could keep up with her.

[Sensual intro]

"She called me up late at night,
We commit innocent crime.
[Ooh~]
She's such a good waste of time.
But in the back of my mind,
[Whoa~]
You know you're all I'm thinking of
You know you're all I'm thinking of."

Zak sang the first piece making Verosika walk around him as if he was a stripper pole wrapping her arms around him. He grabbed her around the waist as he pulled her close as if checking her out as she brought up her microphone to sing the chorus with him in perfect harmony.

"I can't catch a single breath baby.
Help me now, help me now
Hurry up it's killing me the way I need your mouth to mouth,
Mouth to mouth.
I can't catch a single breath baby,
Help me now, help me now.
Hurry up it's killing me the way I need your mouth to mouth,
Mouth to mouth."

Verosika grinded against him letting his hands feel her ass with her tail wrapped around his neck. She slowly started going down on him feeling Zak's slowly hardening dick against her unaware of some of the sparks he was emitting from his hands. She smiled excitedly knowing she was getting a reaction from him feeling herself grow horny as well for him.

"Kills me to let him inside.
Feels like the wrong kind of right.
[Ooh~]
He falls asleep by my side,
But in the back of my mind…
You know you're all I'm thinking of
You know you're all I'm thinking of."

Verosika sang this chorus as if telling him that she's been thinking about him for a while. She sensually touches his face with her eyes glowing pink making the crowd grind against each other. She lightly rubs his chest smiling excitedly, and leans up as if to kiss him when she pulls back to sing the chorus with him.

I can't catch a single breath baby,
Help me now, help me now.
Hurry up it's killing me the way I need your mouth to mouth,
Mouth to mouth.
I say you make me feel alive,
I say you bring me back to life.
I can't catch a single breath baby,
Lay me down, mouth to mouth."

Verosika kissed his neck having her hands roam down his body while moaning erotically. She wanted to pull down his pants and suck him off onstage, but reluctantly restrained herself to finish her performance. She grinded against his leg as he wrapped his hand around her feeling her plump ass making her tail wave excitedly. She made him drop his microphone, and grabbed hers with her tail as she brought it up close to their faces finishing the last chorus.

I can't catch a single breath baby,
Help me now, help me now.
Hurry up it's killing me the way I need your mouth to mouth,
Mouth to mouth.
I say you make me feel alive,
I say you bring me back to life.
I can't catch a single breath baby,
Lay me down, mouth to mouth.

Verosika finally kissed him making their bodies spark as a huge wave of lust washed over the crowd with the two of them noticing the orgy that was soon starting on the stage. Verosika smiled and laughed knowing that their combined lust must've been overcharged by Zak's out-of-control powers and saw that her crew and stagehands hand slight pink auras around their iris's knowing that they were affected too.

"Guess there's no encore. Which is perfect for me", moaned Verosika leading him back to the side entrance, and grabbing Loona who was practically wet.

"But what about-"

"Don't worry about them. They'll fuck each other senseless for a few hours, and be back to normal…and that's exactly what you're going to do to us. Right girls?" asked Verosika with her succubus crew, Loona, and Maddie following her back to her dressing room that had a massive bed in it. Josh, Kat, and Ace were seen in the crowd joining the orgy as they threw away all their clothes everywhere.

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Song used in this chapter is Phantom by NateWantsToBattle which I do not own. Second song is Mouth-To-Mouth by Enrique Iglesias feat. Jennifer Lopez, which I also don't own.