Hello Everyone. Here is the new chapter for Helluva Boss. I made this in a bit of a hurry last night so sorry for the spelling errors and such. I am going back and editing the previous chapters to correct any errors I am finding as well.
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Dark Room
Stella was sitting in a dark room tapping her feathered finger impatiently with a cloak around her body to obscure her face and body, "Well?! Can you do it or not?!"
"Oh, I'll do it alright. Don't you worry your pretty, little, feathered head. But if you want me to kill him, I'm gonna need a special-"
"You leave that to me. I'll provide you with all the accessories you need to kill him. Just make it happen", interrupted Stella with her eyes glowing in anger.
"Of course", said the stranger putting his feet down with a barbed tail waving behind him as it twitched making a rattlesnake sound, "Now about my fee…"
"I already paid you half. You'll get the other half once I hear the news that the job is finished", said Stella.
"Oh not that. Considering that this is such a…tall order, I was thinking of something…special", said the mysterious stranger smiling showing rows of sharp jagged teeth with a golden fang.
"I could kill you here and now if I wanted to", growled Stella in annoyance.
"You could, but then, where you gonna find another demon ballsy enough to take on this…particular task of yours?" asked the stranger making Stella glare daggers at him, "Now, now, there's no need for that look. It's not often I get Demon Royalty come lookin' for services like this. It's actually quite an honor. But you can't blame a guy for tryin' to wet his beak, so to speak. I mean, what's the harm considerin' you're about to be a widow."
Stella growled in annoyance as she waved her hand towards the cloak guards by the door, "Leave us."
The two burly guards looked at each other in confusion, and back at her once again, "Get out, you blockheads!" yelled Stella as the two guards left.
"If you fail this job, I will kill you", growled Stella getting up taking off her cloak, and unzipped her dress as it fell to the ground.
"Oh, Believe me your majesty, it'll be worth it."
I.M.P. Headquarters
Bella and her group walk through the portal after carrying various bags of candy following their celebrated victory without the humans knowing it. They continued to laugh and talk excitedly while joking around at some of the weird explanations for some of the Halloween traditions they had.
"You know, I never did get why the humans have that dumb tradition, but it was actually kind of fun", said Verosika.
"I know! Look at all the candy we got!" yelled Apple excitedly.
"Trade you a swirly lollipop for some coco-nutters", said Ace holding up a giant rainbow-swirled lollipop.
"Ha! Nice try! I know a swirly is more than just a few coco-nutters! Fess up, what do you really want?" said Apple smirking mischievously.
"All your chocolate", sighed Ace dejectedly.
"I don't think so. Mama has her own price if you want the smooth milky coco", said Apple holding up her hand in a greedy manner.
"You rang?" asked Coco with Milky next to her.
"Sorry, candy negotiations! Pun was an oopsy!" giggled Apple waving at her girlfriend and friend, making the two succubi shrug their shoulders.
"I had a lot of fun. Thank you so much for all of that", said Maddie with Bella hugging her.
"It was a pleasure, Dearie. A change of scenery is always nice every now and then", smiled Bella as she went up to hug her son.
"Do you have to go now?" asked Zak.
"Oh Honey, you know I would love to stay longer, but I have to do something of great importance. You know I would give it up just to spend time with you", smiled Bella hugging her son harder.
She went over and hugged Loona and Maddie as well, "And thank you two for being in my son's life. I'm so glad he found two special girls that love him as well", said Bella happily making both girls happy.
Verosika kind of felt a bit depressed with Kiki gently patting her friend when they were both hugged by Bella as well surprising both succubi, "Ah Don't ye two fret. My son may be satisfying in the sack, but he's much more than that. I think you two have a lot of potential, and are such talented performers. I think he's starting to like you both as well. He's always had a soft spot for singers", giggled Bella making them both blush with small smiles on their faces, "Ta, ta, for now, don't be strangers. If you need me feel free to call me, except your boss. If I see him calling me, I will kill him. Bye!" said Bella walking out the door.
"Well, that wasn't threatening at all", said Moxxie a bit surprised.
"Oh, That wasn't a threat. She really meant it. She will kill Blitzo if he bothers her, or even tries to communicate with her again without our permission or if isn't an emergency", said Zak taking off his trench coat making Moxxie and Millie stare at each other in concern.
"Where is he anyway? It's already morning, and he still isn't back here", asked Maddie looking around the office.
"Who cares?" said Verosika and Loona at the same time making each other giggle as they walked into the kitchen with Maddie.
Kiki walked over to the couch as she lied down on top of Zak's lap sighing contently, "Well, apart from the threat of some ancient demon no one's ever heard of, last night was fun. Not as much fun as the sex we had, but it was a close second."
Chuckle "You really are quite a catch, you know that?" chuckled Zak.
Mmm "You said that before. You're quite the stud yourself", moaned Kiki smiling.
"He is, is he?" giggle Coco sitting opposite side of them on the couch.
"What do you mean you want three sour logs for a pack of rainbow pellets?! They're fun size! They're not even regular size!" argued Josh next to Ace with Apple smiling mischievously at a pile of candy next to her.
"Okay, okay, how about I throw in five candy necklaces, and two long lasting bubble-gum-"
"Deal!" Uumph interrupted Ace before Josh slapped his mouth shut.
"What's the catch?" said Josh narrowing his eyes.
"You'll have to throw in the brownies", said Apple with her tail waving excitedly behind her.
"You bitch", growled Josh.
"Final offer, going once! Going twice!" counted Apple with her fingers.
"Add all your salt-water taffy and the caramel candy, and it's a deal!" interrupted Josh.
"Done!" said Apple grabbing her loot, and shoving their candy to their side.
"Ooh, She is ruthless", giggle Millie watching the incubi and succubi negotiate their candy trade.
"I have no idea what's going on", said Moxxie with a deadpan expression.
Ring
"Hello?" asked Moxxie in a bored tone after seeing it was Blitzo calling him.
"Hey! Hope I didn't wake ya, Mox!" greeted Blitzo on the phone.
"Actually, sir, we just came-"
"Hey, that sounds great! Listen, how would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some Harvest bullshit this year?!"
"The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!" answered Millie listening in on Moxxie's phone.
Sigh "Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait...Where are you calling from?" asked Moxxie hearing a strange echo in the background.
Crack
Blitzo soon falls down onto the floor from the ceiling with his phone hitting him on the head getting everyone's attention. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzo purrs happily with Millie smiling in amusement.
"Why-"
"You weren't in your apartment, so I thought you'd be going another couple of rounds here like last time", purred Blitzo.
Mm Hmm "Of course", sighed Moxxie in frustration.
"Blitz! Fuck! This is why our lease specifically states that you're not allowed on the floor above us!" yelled Loona in anger walking into the room from the kitchen, Groan "I need another avocado salad."
"I got ya girl", said Verosika handing Loona a container, and handing Maddie a business card, "Here, this guy is one of the best roofers in Hell. Tell him I sent you so he doesn't try to squander the price on ya."
"I'm guessing he's done this to you too?" asked Moxxie in annoyance.
"Roof and floorboards. All original hardwood. My house looked like gophers had an orgy in there", said Verosika in annoyance.
"Ouch", commented Moxxie.
"All right! Now that that's settled, where's-"
"Do you really want to risk incurring my mother's wrath if you so much as finish that sentence?" interrupted Zak in a deadpan voice.
"Yeah, Blitz, I'm gonna have to go with Zak on this one. Okay, we literally saw her in action up close and personal, and that badass MILF will fuckin kill you without a second thought", said Loona making Verosika moan in disappointment that she won't get to see Bella kill him in front of her.
"There, there, I'll lick your pussy clean after Zak fills you up a couple of times", moaned Loona playfully nudging her.
"Oh You're definitely doing that regardless", lustfully moaned Verosika nudging her back, "and Maddie will help."
"Yeah, okay, fuck that shit. Pack your bags kiddies! We're going to Wrath!" yelled Blitzo excitedly.
"But the Harvest Festival isn't until a couple of days", said Moxxie.
"Shut the fuck up Moxxie, no one asked you", said Blitzo.
Ring
"Yeah, hi, this is Verosika Mayday. I wanna put all my credit cards on hold", said Verosika speed-dialing her cellphone.
"Goddamn it whore. Every fuckin time", muttered Blitzo reaching into his coat and pulled out some credit cards. Verosika motioned her hand to keep going as Blitzo kept pulling out more credit cards.
"When did he-"
Several Days Later
Ring of Wrath
Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch
"Mama! Daddy!" greeted Millie happily to her parents after their van came to a screeching halt in front of a ranch. She changed her attire to a red tattered vest with a black tank top underneath, and dark tattered jean shorts with fingerless gloves.
"Thanks again for taking in Maddie while we're here, Verosika. Sorry we couldn't bring you with us, Maddie", said Zak video chatting with Verosika and Maddie on the other line.
"It's okay Zak. I'm kind of use to it by now, but at least I won't be lonely this time", said Maddie hugging Verosika.
"Yeah, we'll take good care of her Zakie. With her skills, I'll be stealing both you and her from the pencil dick soon. I'll even hire Loona as my personal temp", winked Verosika.
"I HEARD THAT WHORE!" yelled Blitzo in anger.
"FUCK YOU SHIT STAIN!" yelled Verosika on the phone, "Anyways, we're just gonna take today off. Maddie can hang out with us to do some shopping. Take care."
"Send lots of pictures", said Maddie before hanging up.
"She such a dork sometimes", giggled Loona wagging her tail.
"Yeah, but that's why we love her", said Zak wrapping his tail around her waist giving her a small kiss.
"Yee-haw! How's my deadly little Pumpkin Spice doing?!" yelled a burly imp with muscular arms, broad chest and shoulders, red skin like his daughter, yellow sclera with small slit black eyes, white shaggy hair with a matching rugged mustache, and white and black horns on top of his head akin to most male imps. He had white tattoo-like markings on his left shoulder, as short arrow tipped tail, and was wearing a black vest with a brown sleeveless shirt, jeans, and black cowboy boots.
Millie's father affectionately ruffles Millie's hair making his daughter giggle, "I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree", giggled Millie as she went up to hug her mother next.
"It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went 'freelance'" said Millie's mother noticing her daughter's appearance, "Did you get curvier?"
"It's a…Ahem funny story about that", said Millie clearing her throat.
"Millie! How could you go and do all that fancy plastic surgery-"
"No, no, Ma, this is actually all natural. I didn't do any surgery", said Millie trying to prove her point earning doubtful gazes from her parents.
Zak and Loona were surprised to see at how much Millie resembled her mother so much. She had red skin with more numerous white marks on her skin compared to Millie, but had the same messy dark hair as her daughter. She has a full-figured body with thick thighs, wide hips and plump breasts, but a slim waist. Her attire consists of a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, crimson ascot around her neck, faded blue jeans, and gardening gloves on her hands.
"Wow, it's like looking into the future or something", whispered Zak.
"Looks like fatty lucked out when he married her", whispered Loona taking out her phone.
"I keep telling you freelance pays fine, Ma! We're doin' fiiine!" said Millie with a forced laughter before becoming serious, "It's fine."
Millie walks over to Moxxie, who was struggling to carry their luggage. He had also changed his attire to a lavender long sleeve shirt with a darker indigo vest, a dark indigo bow tie, greyish purple pants, and modified black clove boots for his cloven feet.
Zak walked over to him carrying some of their luggage, and hoisted him up to his feet with his tail. He had also changed his attire to a red plaid shirt, jeans, a black vest, brown boots, a blue bandanna around his neck, and a brown cowboy hat on his head.
"Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?" said Millie shoving a nervous Moxxie in front of her parents as they stare at him in disapproval.
Hmph
"Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the… flaming twisters and stuff around here?" nervously greeted Moxxie
"We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week", said Joe crossing his arms refusing to shake Moxxie's hand.
Nervous Laughter "Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn't mean to open that wound…sir", nervously laughed Moxxie.
"Hey, watch it! I'm the 'sir' here, bucko!" said Blitzo pointing to himself in pride showing off his new attire of a white long sleeve shirt that he rolled up, a red vest with white splotches designed on it, black jeans, and cowboy boots with red lining on his feet.
Loona was busy taking selfies of her new attire of black tattered shorts with red lining, a black tank top with a red vest tattered vest on top, and black stockings to free her canine digitigrade stance.
"Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound!" introduced Millie.
"I'm not just his hellhound", said Loona unimpressed.
"Yeah, she's my daughter!" said Blitzo pulling her to his side.
"Only on paper", groaned Loona taking out her phone, "Y'all don't deserve to know my name."
"And this is our friend and bodyguard Zak", introduced Millie.
"Pleasure to meet you both. My name is Zakarain Galedata, but you can just call me Zak for short", politely responded Zak extending his hand. Millie's parents just stared at him in confusion at his appearance.
"What kind of cockamainy hoo-ha are you?" asked Joe.
"Excuse me?" asked a confused Zak.
"Boy, you looked like someone half-baked you, and threw you out in the garbage to rot", said Lin.
"You don't even have horns unless someone broke 'em", said Joe.
"Ah…no, actually, I never had 'em. I was born without horns, but it's never bothered me", explained Zak.
"Ma! Pa! Please! Zak's a good friend, and he's tougher than he looks for being half incubus!" defended Millie.
"So what you're saying is that he's a Nancy boy who only prefers to use his genitals rather than actually use his fist the way they were meant to", said Joe smashing his fist into his hand.
"Nancy boy?! Now look here-"
"Yeah, yeah, Nancy, he's our meat shield, and does somewhat of a decent job at least with his magical mojo. Any who, it's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin", interrupted Blitzo shoving Moxxie and Zak away, "You two raised a sturdy bitch!"
Chuckle "That we did! Or at least we thought we did, now that she's been…changed", said Joe, "So... Blitzo, is it? Heh heh. That's a fine name."
"It reminds me of war", greeted Lin with Blitzo shaking both their hands.
"Nothing like a little war to make a strong man!" said Joe flexing his bicep, "Might even put some chest hair on that Nancy boy of yours. Looks like the only fightin' he's ever been in is some girly tickle fight wit' em froufrou girly-boys. Though he looks like he might end up likin' it too."
"I like you people", said Blitzo.
"Now hold on! I may be half incubus, but I'm not just some presumptuous prostitute who only seeks lust from everyone! I've had to deal with my fair share of fights and battles, and I can certainly tell you Ah'ament feart tae tak' oan a puny muscle-bound eejit wha ainlie thinks a fist tae th' coupon is th' answer tae everything", said Zak transitioning into his Scottish accent.
"I don' know what you just said, but 'em sounds like fightin words", said Joe narrowing his eyes.
"Aye, 'n' whit if they are? Whit urr ye aff tae dae aboot it auldjin?" said Zak narrowing his eyes as well.
Laughing "Well how about that! Lin, this here Nancy boy actually got some fight in 'im! Never thought I'd see the day", heartedly laugh Joe confusing Zak as he playfully punched him.
"Who said what now?" asked a confused Zak rubbing his sore arm.
"Seems like you might actually got some spunk in ya, but you're a bit scrawny. Let's put some meat in ya! I'll fire up the grill to fatten you up!" said Lin smiling.
"Uh…Thank you?" asked Zak not really knowing what was happening, "Can someone explain what just happened?"
"Y'know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively, and it's inspiring how…for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative…" trailed off Moxxie with Millie signaling him to cut it out behind her parents, "I mean…War fun!"
"Guns get the job done, but a man ain't nothin' if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare...hands!" grunted Joe smashing his fists into his hands, "Lookie here at your Nancy boy! Unlike you, he's got some calluses on his hands to show he ain't afraid to get his hands dirty in a brawl!"
"HA! He's right, Moxxie! You got cute wittle baby hands like your baby dick!" said Blitzo in a mocking baby voice.
"For your information, sir, my dick is still enhanced like Millie's body", said Moxxie in a confident tone, "And I got to use it on Millie of my own volition."
"Oh shit, for reals? You're baby dick, is still pumping out the dick steroid juice Nancy accidentally gave you?" asked Blitzo reaching towards Moxxie's crotch until he slapped Blitzo's arm away.
"Refrain...sir", said Moxxie, "And his name is Zak."
"For fuck sakes Moxxie, I don't need you doing that too."
BANG
Zak blinked a couple of times before he looked at his hand noticing his smoking gun, "Why am I holding my gun?"
"Beats me. Think Blitz might've pushed your button without you realizing it", shrugged Loona.
"Ha! Missed again! Looks like sharpshootin' ain't something you inherited from your mama!" yelled Blitzo.
Zak created a large seal as tall as him readying his gun, "Trust me, part of me doesn't want to hit you. But she trained me very well, and thanks to Moxxie and Millie, I'm not as hesitant as I once was in taking the kill shot to anyone who insults my loved ones…as often", said Zak, "I doubt you can dodge an energy blast."
"Huh, so that's what you meant by it bein' 'all natural'. Well at least your mama and I are happy to hear it really wasn't some fancy shmancy surgery. Though be honest Darlin, are you seeing him on the side because ol' Whistle ain't exactly measurin' up?" whispered Joe to Millie with Lin nodding her head in agreement.
"Daddy! He's my husband!" defended Millie.
"Just sayin Pumpkin Spice. Wouldn't blame ya if ya did since ol' featherweight ain't exactly got strong hands. Speakin' of strong hands, y'all should meet our newest help", said Joe, "Hey! Striker!"
Demon Neigh
Whip
Black flaming hooves clop rapidly on the ground as an Imp's spiky tail whips a black horse's flank. The Imp was wearing a cowboy hat riding a black hell horse with a fiery mane. The horse leaps over a fence. The imp had a serpentine-like face with a large gold tooth in his jagged mouth. He has pale red skin, bright yellow eyes with green rings, a small black mustache, ivory white hair with a pair of horns striped black and white pointing upwards. His tail has four black stripes at the base, with 8 spines lined up on them, and one on his tail fork. He had a stereotypical large grey sun hat, cowboy boots, and a light red bandana around his neck. He wore a black turtleneck shirt accompanied by a dark grey vest with a light gray jacket that had dark gray cuffs and black tassels below. He wore black fingerless gloves and ivory white pants with ripped thighs. The imp was also holding a straw of wheat in his mouth.
"Well, howdy!" greeted the imp tipping his hat, "Oh, lookie here! You must be the famous Mildred! Heard some good things about you from your folks, little lady", said Striker winking at her.
"Oh! Thanks…I guess", said Millie sheepishly not knowing how to respond.
Zak waved his hand in front of Blitzo's face, frozen in awe and admiration as he stared at the flaming horse. Zak snapped his fingers still getting no reaction from him wondering just what his obsession with horses was. Loona took a pic of Blitzo's frozen face and started texting on her phone once again.
"What're y'all doin' so far away from Imp City? Heh, The free workin' finally slowin' down?"
"Oh no! Freelance isn't free! It's a…Never mind. We're just visitin' for the festival. The Prince is our boss' boyyyyfrieeeend!" giggled Millie emphasizing the word snapping Blitzo out of his stupor.
"Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy", warned Blitzo.
"Boss, huh? Oh, so you're the bold imp to start his own killing biz?" asked Striker.
"Yeah, well if you're good at somethin', you should probably capitalize", said Blitzo proudly.
"Good thing you're not in the license plate naming business then", called out Loona.
"Love you too Loonie! Nancy, stop making my daughter say mean things about me!" called out Blitzo.
Groan "I swear he's doing this on purpose", groaned Zak resisting the urge to yell out his name.
"Hey", whispered Loona in a hushed tone, playfully jabbing him, "Wanna go fuck me raw in one of the rooms?"
"I wanna say 'yes' to fucking you, but not for hate sex. Mostly because I wanna fuck you", said Zak with Loona leading him on towards the house.
"Not many imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, sir", said Striker.
"Oh…Yeah? It is-I-I-I guess-I guess it is, isn't it?" said Blitzo sheepishly at the complement.
"So you even conned that ditzy blueblood into gettin' you to the surface?" asked Striker shaking Blitzo's hand.
"Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, you know-We're y-We're not, like...We're not doing it...We w-What's betw-It's a transactional fucking, you see", said Blitzo making a sexual gestures with his hands until he reached out and grabbed Loona and Zak just as they walked pass them, "Right Loonie?"
"How the fuck would I know?!" asked an irritated Loona.
"Oh Come on Loonie, we tell each other everything", chuckled Blitzo hugging her close, "And because I know what you were planning since I was planning on doin' the same myself", whispered Blitzo.
"Blitz!" growled Loona.
"Aw come on, don't be shy! We're all gonna be here together! In a group! We're I can see you so you don't sneak away to do any kind of nasty shit that I would've done as well!" said Blitzo smiling hugging Zak into a headlock.
"Of course you were", grunted Zak under his grip.
"I hate you so fuckin' much right now", groaned Loona in frustration.
"Y'know, you boys should enter the Pain Games!" said Joe making Blitzo scuttle sideways over to him.
"I heard games! What games?! I'm in! Meat Shield, you're joining in as well!" said Blitzo dragging Zak along with him.
"Of course I am", facepalmed Zak.
"Every Harvest Festival, there's a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in Wrath!" said Lin, "And no magical trickster voodoo spell allowed either."
"Ha! Seems like you're at a disadvantage then Rick", chuckled Blitzo, "On the bright side, you're already a bastard!"
WHAM
"OW! BITCH! What was that for?! How'd the fuck you even do that?!" yelled Blitzo after being kicked across his face.
"Pretty sure my 'reflex' is getting worse every day", muttered Zak instinctively kicking him while still being in a headlock by Blitzo.
"Told ya he was flexible", snickered Loona.
"Yeah, you're still fuckin playing so I can keep an eye on you", said Blitzo in an irritated tone.
"Yeah! Wish I could play!" said Millie crossing her arms under her breasts while pouting.
"Millie, you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in fifteen separate funerals", scolded Lin to her daughter.
"I'm aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?" argued Millie.
"Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count", countered Lin.
"She so does!" yelled Millie.
"It doesn't count if they don't find the bo~dy!" said a tall, female trans imp in a sing-song voice carrying a sack while a smaller imp was seen dragging an imp body behind her. She had a dark red skin, white streak over her right eye, and the other eye was covered by long dark hair similar to Millie, she had a splotch of white hair coming from beneath her red bandanna that held back her horns that had thick white stripes like her father's. She wore tan short shorts and matching heeled boots along with ripped black leggings, and a black crop top with various tears in them.
"Still, you get to root for her and your brothers, and now you can cheer on your boss and uh…friend!" said Lin while Millie continued to seethe in anger at the thought of not competing.
"Y'know, she can also cheer for me", said Moxxie putting a hand on Lin's shoulder.
Wheeze Laughs "Y-Ha Ha-You...Wheeze Oh That was a good one", laughed Joe slapping his knee before he realized Moxxie was being serious, "Wait, you?"
"Yeah! I can compete, can't I?" asked Moxxie.
Wham
Squeal
Lin elbows him hard on the side making him tear up in pain. Zak managed to free himself from Blitzo's grip and looked at Millie's parents, "For the record, I'm pretty sure I'm not half imp. I doubt I can compete in these games."
"Oh no, you can. War doesn't discriminate as long as you can beat your opponent down into submission", said Joe before looking at Moxxie, "Sorry, boy, but I don't think sensitive, thespian types would last very long in the games. At least your fancy froufrou friend proved that he's got some guts, but you…meh."
"Please stop calling me 'froufrou'. Ça devient vraiment ennuyeux d'entendre ça", commented Zak in a deadpan voice showing how annoyed he was at constantly being called that.
"You speak French?" asked Loona.
"And Japanese, Italian, with some Korean. Scottish Gaelic was always a personal favorite though", explained Zak, "My mom and I went on a bit of a culinary journey in my younger years…and weapons training, but that's a different story."
"I was born here, too!" said Moxxie drawling out a thick country accent, "I have some fight in me!"
"Huh. Well then little fella, why don'tcha help me wrangle one o' them hogs for dinner?" said Striker putting a hand on Moxxie's shoulder, and motioned towards a large sleeping hell hog in a pigpen.
"Simple. Watch me!" said Moxxie before Striker stopped him.
"Nah...With these", said Striker handing him a dagger and rope, "Bullets can't pierce the shell. You gotta get the knife underneath and pry yourself an openin'."
"Uh oh", muttered Zak.
"Oh! Right, right. I knew that", nervously gulped Moxxie.
"Now, just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! So, no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life", said Blitzo rubbing Moxxie's shoulder watching his eye twitch before shoving him forward, "Go get 'em, tiger!"
"Mox, you don't need to do this!" yelled Millie.
"Oh, he totally does. KICK ITS ASS, MOXXIE! YEEEEAAAAH!" cheered Blitzo.
Moxxie nervously walks forward towards the hell hog with the knife trembling in his hand. He leaps forward and wraps the rope around the hog's neck. He moves the knife down and it strikes against the hog's hide only for it to bounce back against its thick hide. The hog roars and runs around, trying to buck Moxxie off while Blitzo continued to cheer him on.
"FUCK yeah, Moxxie! Ride it, Moxxie! Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!
"This is fucking beautiful", snickered Loona recording the whole incident.
"Doin' great, Moxxie!" yelled Blitzo before leaning in to whisper to her, "Send me that video later."
"Moxxie! Aim for its throat! It's one of the places where its plates are at its weakest for movement!" yelled Zak watching in concern with Millie.
Moxxie yelps and looks up trying to follow Zak's advice, until his knife was knocked off flipping in the air near Zak. Striker leaps up into the air, and pushes Moxxie out of the way twirling dagger in his hand. He brought down the knife with a smug grin when he noticed two slashes on the hog's neck with Zak appearing to have slashed the hog's neck at the same time as him. Zak was holding tight onto the hog's head with the dagger in his other hand sinking deeper into the its underside until it died.
"Ow... My clavicle", groaned Moxxie in pain when he saw Striker standing over him with his spade tail rattling like a rattlesnake.
Rattle
"Don't worry, little one. You never stood a chance", said Striker smirking smugly when he looks back at Zak who was panting hard over the hog's body. Striker narrowed his eyes as if trying to analyze him, but just walked out of the pigpen.
Pant "I'm sorry. Pant It was either you or my friend. Pant I'll make sure they use every part of your body to honor you", muttered Zak not knowing why he said that. He got up, and lifted the hog over his shoulder wanting to honor the hog's death.
"Hey, boss man! You wanna help the men skin this thing for dinner?" said Striker twirling his knife with Joe pumping out his chest in pride.
"Oh, I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men!" said Blitzo rubbing his hands together.
"That's what she said", snickered Loona making a joke at his expense.
"What who said? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!" yelled Blitzo angrily with his face glowing red.
"Come on Nancy boy! Let's get some meat in your bones so next time you ain't as weak with just one strike!" called out Joe making Zak groan out loud.
Everyone except Millie and Moxxie leave for the house with the demon hog Zak was carrying. He looked back with a concern look to his friend when Loona called him over. Moxxie sighs sadly with his arm in a cast while Millie continued to bandage his arm.
"Don't let 'em get to you. And hey, you don't need my parents to respect you. They will eventually", said Millie trying to cheer up her husband.
"No, they won't", interrupted Sallie May making Millie glare at her sister, "What? I'm right, ain't I?"
"Oh, I'mma enter in those games, and I'm gonna win", said Moxxie in a drawl tone making his wife sigh loudly at this.
"Hmm, How pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?" asked Sallie May making Millie glare at her again, "Fine, then how about introducing me to your huge dick boyfriend you have on the side?"
"I'm not sleeping with him! He's just a friend!" growled Millie in frustration.
"Alright fine, fine, it's all hush-hush. I get ya'", said Sallie May winking at her sister, "But seriously, if you could maybe-"
"He likes natural born women. He's dating our boss' hellhound and our secretary", argued Millie.
"Mmm, I bet I can change his mind", chuckled Sallie May.
"Sallie May!" warned Millie.
"Calm down sis, it's just a joke", said Sallie May playfully jabbing Millie, "Now, about that bet on him dyin'?" asked Sallie May pointing towards Moxxie.
"Sallie-!"
Harvest Festival
"Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a all to Wrath-a Ring's-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a a-Festival! To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games!" announced Wally Wackford on a stage with a large bloody banner reading "Harvest Moon Festival."
Feedback
Chuckle "How kind, Wackford. Greetings, tiny...Wrath Ring Imps!" greeted Stolas when he noticed Zak standing next to Blitzo along with the other competitors, "and guests! I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell!"
"I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest Imps-"
AHEM
"-or any other challenger, to show their skill in dominance", said Stolas after Loona cleared her throat loudly to cheer on her boyfriend while recording the events on her phone.
"Good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there..." said Stolas in a lustful tone waving towards Blitzo, "Yoo-hoo! Blitzy!"
Ugh "Fuck me", groaned Blitzo rolling his eyes.
"Pretty sure that's what he wants to do", smirked Zak getting back at him.
BANG
A gun goes off signaling the beginning of the Games. Moxxie gets trampled with a yelp as the other imps and Zak race down the trail. Striker climbs up a wooden ramp structure while Blitzo leaps down ahead of him. Zak catches up to him and launches himself at the same time as Striker, quickly overtaking him on the course. Moxxie tries to catch up as he claws his way up at the structure when he suddenly falls into a puddle. He screams out in terror when a monstrous black and white shark appears thrashing wildly, and chomping at the poor imp.
Striker grins smugly at Blitzo who has his legs, arms and horns tied behind him with Blitzo looking mildly annoyed and slight aroused at the same time. Zak managed to beat his muscular imp opponent as well by sliding between his legs, and yanking his tail forcing him to trip, and tied him up quickly, but was unable to beat Striker's time. Moxxie, on the other hand, was seen cowering in a corner that his muscular opponent managed to trap him in while holding his rope.
Striker, Blitzo, Zak, and Moxxie teamed up in a tug-o-war match until the rope breaks making Moxxie fall into the water. The three were then surprised when the shark attacks him again with the poor imp screaming in a frenzy. Zak went up and punched the shark trying to force it to release Moxxie.
Blitzo and Striker were engaged in a mud wrestling match in the next round each trying to pin the other. A group of imps suddenly tackle and huddle on top of Moxxie in a pile until they slowly got up when the shark leaps over the fence to elbow-drop Moxxie, "MOTHER FUC-"
AHH
"What is wrong with that shark?" grunted Zak pinning his opponent down in the mud.
Spit "I don't know, but he really hates that guy, that's for sure", grunted his opponent spitting out mud.
BAM
"I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!" announced Wally on the stage.
Feedback
"The winners are… Striker, a~nd my darling Blitzy!" squealed Stolas excitedly at saying Blitzo's name.
"Just say my name RIGHT! Fuckin' dick!" yelled Blitzo after Striker walked up to the stage to strike a pose.
"Karma's a bitch ain't it!" yelled Zak in retaliation with a silver medal around his neck.
"No one fuckin' asked you, Zuul!" yelled Blitzo.
"ZAK!" yelled Zak and Loona at the same time from the crowd.
"WHATEVER!" yelled Blitzo back in retaliation grumbling angrily as he walks onto the stage in frustration.
"Alright, so he has the 'physical advantage'. I'm better at other things, like singing!" said Moxxie sitting on a wooden bleacher with Millie consulting him.
"I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now, about me winnin'."
"OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled Moxxie in frustration.
"You okay Zak?" asked Loona bandaging up some of Zak's wounds.
"Yeah, been a while since I did physical challenges like this. Chuckle This really shows how rusty I've gotten", chuckled Zak while grimacing in pain, "Master warned me about getting too dependent on my powers."
Blitzo arrives with a slice of cheese on a stick, and sits between them making Loona emit a feral growl at him.
"Excuse you!" said Loona.
"Well in that case, I'm excused", said Blitzo smugly eating his cheese.
"Move, Blitz! I'm bandaging up my boyfriend! We're not even getting undressed!" said Loona in frustration shoving Blitzo out of way, and continued bandaging up Zak.
He shrugged his shoulders, and sat next to Moxxie and Millie as they watched Striker's solo performance, "Isn't this guy great?" asked Blitzo with his mouth full.
"False!" said Moxxie angrily.
"It's gonna be nice workin' with him", said Blitzo pouring hot sauce on his chees before taking another bite.
"Working with him...? WHAT?!" yelled Moxxie in shock.
"Yeah! I asked him if he wants to join I.M.P.", said Blitzo happily.
"You asked… But…" stuttered Moxxie looking visibly hurt confusing Blitzo.
"Blitzo, I agree with Moxxie. I don't think it's a good idea inviting him. Something about him feels…off", grimaced Zak while Loona bandaged up part of his tail.
"Mox, I think you've had enough for now. Let's head back to the house and get you clean", said Millie when Zak stopped her just as Moxxie was walking down the stairs.
"Millie, be careful around Striker. He's hiding something, and…well, he seems to have some lust directed at you. Some really strong lust, and it's also directed towards himself and somewhere else", whispered Zak.
"What does that mean?" asked Millie confusingly.
"Apart from being narcissistic, I think he wants to rape you", warned Zak in a nervous tone.
"Aww, Thanks for the warning, but just let him try somethin'. He'll be less of a man than what he started with", said Millie taking out a knife from her boot. She walked off to catch up to Moxxie just as Striker finished up his song insulting Moxxie.
"Thank you. You're too kind", said Striker looking over the retreating forms of Moxxie and Millie with a smug smile.
Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch
Volcanoes with fiery spheres floating above them rumble over the landscape of Wrath with lava continuous flowing down them.
Blitzo was lying down on the ground staring admiringly at the demonic horse from earlier feasting on an animal carcass. Millie beams happily beside her parents and brothers loading up some jack-o-lanterns into a truck. Millie waves at them and runs off to help perform another chore.
Inside the cottage, Moxxie glumly walks up some stairs when he notices a light shining through the bottom of a door, "Well, that's troubling."
Moxxie opens the door and peers around. He notices the light coming from a box, and walks over to see a rifle with glowing vein-like designs similar to how Zak's katana glowed sometimes.
"Oh my crumbs!" muttered Moxxie running his hand along the side of the rifle, "A genuine carmine crafted blessing-tipped rifle! How… How in the fuck did he get one o' these?!"
"Why don't you ask me, little dude?" said Striker leaning on the doorframe startling Moxxie.
"Shit! W-Why do you have this... mister?! You are aware this kind of weapon can kill-"
"Demon royalty?" interrupted Striker, finishing Moxxie's sentence.
"Yes. That", said a nervous Moxxie.
"No shit. That's kind-a the point", said Striker flicking his straw away running his claws along the door. He closes the door and advances menacingly toward Moxxie with a grin.
"Okay. Well I'm-I'm relatively concerned by your possession of this. I'm also glad my instant dislike of you has been vali-ACK-DATED!" squeaked Moxxie after Striker grabbed him by the throat with his tail
He tosses Moxxie hard against the wall, and slams him to the ground while Moxxie tries to unsuccessfully claw and hiss at him. Striker holds him down with his body weight smiling smugly when Moxxie glances over to see a lamp on a table. He kicks the table causing the lamp to crash into Striker effectively releasing him unaware that Millie heard the commotion outside.
Moxxie stands up and races toward the door, but Striker roughly pulls him back by his tail dragging him back. Striker covers Moxxie's mouth and begins to strangle him once again chuckling evilly as Moxxie begins to lose consciousness.
"Pathetic. I can't believe someone like you managed to snag yourself a wildfire like Mildred. Ya know, she's not really my type, but I bet she'll forget you once she gets a real proper fucking. Might even make her my little sex slave", smirked Striker looking down on Moxxie, "If she begs real nicely."
ROAR
AHH
Millie appears letting out a feral battle cry behind Striker, and stabs him in the back with a knife several times as he let out a pain feral growl. Moxxie collapses to the floor as a feral, enraged Millie keeps stabbing Striker, and leaps onto his back holding the knife at his neck. Striker slams Millie off against the wall several times, breaking her arm, until she was forced to release him. A bleeding Millie collapses next to Moxxie as he weakly tries to reach out towards her.
"Millie…" weakly groans Moxxie.
Striker grabs both of them by their hair and tosses them into a cellar when Millie cries out in pain as her foot gets caught in a bear trap. Striker appears over the doorway leering menacingly over them, "I'd kill y'all, but I feel like there's more leverage with your rodeo clown of a boss if I don't! Plus, you little things ain't worth the cleanup. And Millie…I'll be back for you once you're more…cooperative."
Moxxie runs up the stairs wanting to kill him for his statement, but Striker slams the cellar doors close. Moxxie tries to push the doors open, but they wouldn't budge no matter how hard he tried to pry them open. He looks down noticing his injured wife, and runs down to help her.
"Millie!" said a worried Moxxie assessing her injuries, "Oh crumbs!"
"Moxxie, I'm fine! I got worse than this during the flower tufts at my brother's weddin'. But I caught that fuckin' bouquet, and it was fuckin' worth it!" grimace Millie in pain while smiling at her husband, "You just have to get out there, and fuck up that brown nosin' cocksucker for me!
"But I can't break through it. I'm not strong enough", said Moxxie
"Not with your hands, baby. Use what you're good at", smiled Millie encouraging her husband.
"I'm not good with my hands?" asked Moxxie confusingly making his wife raise her eyebrow in an unamused manner.
"Ohh. Right, yeah, yeah, got it", said Moxxie pulling out a pistol, and fires a hole in the door.
BANG
"I…I probably should've used this earlier, huh?" said Moxxie sheepishly pushing the doors open.
"I love you hun…but for fuck's sake!" groaned Millie in frustration, "And we'll talk later about other stuff we can do with Zak's gifts."
Harvest Festival
"My dear commoners of the Ring of Wrath! I, Stolas of the Ars Goetia, hereby curse this year's harvest with the glow of the true Harvest Moon!" said Stolas levitating his grimoire into the air, and creates a portal in the sky revealing a blood moon in the night sky. The crowd oohs in wonder and amazement unaware of sinister plot that's was unfolding at Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch.
Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch
Striker chuckles darkly as he aims the rifle at Stolas' forehead. A click is heard behind him revealing Blitzo with his flintlock pistol aimed at Striker, "Uh, excuse me? The FUCK?!"
"Blitzo! I thought you were still at the ceremony!" greeted Striker trying to play it off.
"You thought I wanted to stand around with a bunch-a hillbillies excited about corn n' shit with a thirsty owl on stage?!" growled Blitzo.
"Huh. And now you seem disappointed in me", said Striker slowly getting up.
"Yeaaaaah. Well, I'm not a fan of someone I offered a job to about to off my easiest lengthy ticket to Earth behind my back", said Blitzo while Striker spat out his wheat straw.
"Blitz, come on. You know, the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above suckin' on a disgusting, rich, pompous Goetia, only to sneak topside for scraps and work for bitter sinners, who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords, and taking what is rightfully yours. I mean, even that pathetic incubus hardly pays you any respect. He probably thinks he's better than you. Always correcting you around, telling you about some kind of morals and shit", said Striker walking around Blitzo, who appeared to be conflicted.
Blitzo readies his gun just as Striker moves in the shadows of the room, "Why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you? When you could partner up with me and kill... the unkillable?"
Striker pins Blitzo against the wall looking him straight into his eyes, "Starting with the one that treats you like a plaything?"
"Ooh, that's kind-a hot" said Blitzo grinning lustfully.
"We could be the most dangerous beings in Hell, Blitzo. We could take over anything we want, and kill anyone who gets in our way. We could even take down a legend who was once feared across the Nine Rings, and show her just who she shouldn't have mess with in the first place", grinned Striker.
"Wow, That was a good fuckin' pitch", said Blitzo, "Let me guess, Death Toll?"
"The one and only. We kill her, and we become legends of our own. Right after killing this pathetic prince who is standing in your way of rightfully owning what is yours", said Striker smiling smugly just as Blitzo put away his gun.
"Y'know what? Fuck it, I'm in", said Blitzo making Striker grin.
Clack
Striker looks behind him to see Zak holding his gun with a seal over the barrel, and Moxxie holding Striker's riffle aimed at him.
"Took ya both long enough! HA HA! Wow, you should've seen the look on your dipshit face! Oh yeah, before I forget, let me introduce you to Death Toll's son. I don't think he liked it when you were talking shit about his hot ass MILF of a mama", said Blitzo looking down behind him to see Striker holding a knife in his other hand.
"Wow! Woah! Okay. Cliché much?" said Blitzo just as Striker points Blitzo's pistol at them.
BANG
Zak created a large seal to block the shot. With both of them aiming Striker only to maneuver around Blitzo to use him as a living shield. Both hesitated to take the shot with Blitzo angrily glaring at the other imp.
"Oh, You daddy fucker!" yelled Blitzo angrily biting into Striker's arm.
CHOMP
AGH!
Blitzo elbows Striker in the face exchanging blows when Zak appeared pinning him against the wall. Striker uses his tail to stab Zak in his abdomen, and slammed his boot against his injured tail tackling him to the ground. Zak tried to create a seal when Striker punched him hard several times until he was finally knocked out. Blitzo and Moxxie charged at him until he used the spikes on his tail to slam Blitzo out of the way, and head-butts Moxxie. Striker slams Blitzo into Moxxie, knocking them both to the floor. Moxxie sees the rifle and reaches for it until Striker pins Moxxie's arm down with his boot.
AGH!
"You dumb fucks lost the upper hand fast, huh? That's just pathetic", said Striker spitting out some black blood, "Death Toll's son huh? Never thought she had kin walking around. But I'm not one to turn down some leverage. Rather than kill her, I'll take junior here hostage, and use her as my fuck toy. Might even make her one of my little bitches like Millie", said Striker looking over at Zak's unconscious body.
"HA! You seem to have forgotten something, fuck-o!" said Blitzo whistling several times.
Outside
Loona was texting on her phone, uploading the videos she recorded when her ears twitched after hearing a high pitch whistle coming from the house and just ignored it, "Ugh, That fucktard just doesn't get it. Hey, maybe we can take advantage and…Zak? Zak?" said Loona looking around noticing her boyfriend was missing when she spotted his footprints running towards the house.
Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch
Ugh "Fuckin' damn it, Loona", groaned Blitzo.
"It's a damn shame, Blitzo. We might actually have made a good team...Ah well. I'll be sure to send Death Toll your way after I had my way with her", smirked Striker.
"In your wet dreams, you honky-tonk GOAAAAT!" yelled Blitzo swinging his foot under Striker to trips him. Blitzo kicks Striker away, causing him to drop his rifle, allowing Moxxie to grab it. Blitzo races toward Striker and knock his head with a lamp. He lands punches at his face and swipes his tail at him. Blitzo uses his tail to toss Striker to the side when another tail appeared grabbing his leg. Zak had regained consciousness noticing the fight, and tripped Striker to the floor. Zak grabbed a discarded knife, and pinned Striker's tail against the wall making him yell in pain. Zak grabbed the second knife, and aimed it at his throat after pinning him to the floor just as Striker was about to hit him. Moxxie fires a warning shot near Striker's head effectively stopping his attack. The two imps close in on Striker with their guns aimed at him while Zak slowly backs away to get out of the line of fire.
"I still think it's embarrassing. You're wastin' a lot of potential relyin' on a weak little-"
BANG
"You gonna finish that fucking sentence...pard'ner?" said Moxxie.
"Vermin", growled Striker.
"Who's weak now, BITCH?!" said Moxxie noticing Zak panting heavily in his peripheral vision, "Zak, you okay?"
"I…I think so", panted Zak noticing his grey blood on his clothes.
BAM
"Blitz, where's-"
Loona rushes in after noticing the scent of blood in the room when she sees the two imps staring at her with an injured Zak panting in the corner. Striker narrows his eyes and uses the distraction to kick Blitzo's gun out of his hands, dislodges the knife from his tail, and throws it at Moxxie making him fire the riffle into the air making the bullet ricochet around the room.
BANG
Ugh
"Maybe you'll get me next time...Blitzy. If I were you, I'd more concern about…him", said Striker jumping out the window.
Blitzo looked out the window looking in worry at the ceremony where Stolas was, when he looked back to see Moxxie and Loona helping Zak who was bleeding profusely from his chest. He breathing was ragged as white vein like markings appeared on his skin.
"Zak! No, no, no, no! Don't you die on me! What kind of fuckin gun is that?!" asked Loona.
"I-It's a blessed weapon! It was infused with angelic technology! This thing can kill Demon Royalty!" stuttered Moxxie.
"Speak English fatty! Can you help him or not?!" yelled a hysterical Loona.
"I-I'm sorry! We can't! If we're not careful, the blessing could kill us as well", said Moxxie with tears in his eyes.
Loona's eyes widen at his explanation and quickly searched for her phone, "Phone! Phone! Who has a phone?!"
"Uh. Well I-"
"Give it!" ordered Loona taking Blitzo's phone quickly marking a number as it rang.
Ring
"If this is that walking dildo-"
"Bella! It's me! Zak's been shot with some kind of…angel gun…thingy! What do I-"
"Don't hang up!" ordered Bella on the phone when her seal appearing under Loona.
She quickly moved out of the way as Bella appeared through her seal, but was panting hard as if having difficulty passing through it. Loona reached out and pulled her out of her seal with some difficulty. She quickly rushed over to her son's side as he looked up at her with a worried expression while trying to calm him down.
Shh Shh "I know it hurts, but just stay with me! Stay with me, alright?!" said Bella taking out her phone after noticing the giant portal in the sky showing the moon, "Call Stolas now!"
Blitzo took out another phone on him, and instantly dialed Stolas number, "Give it!"
Blitzo handed her his phone waiting for him to pick up, "Bli-"
"KEEP THAT FUCKIN PORTAL OPEN NO MATTER WHAT! THAT'S AN ORDER!" yelled Bella startling Stolas once again as she dialed a number on her own phone with a picture of a white feather.
"Please, pick up! Please, please, please, pick up!" chanted Bella in a worried tone trying her best to dress her son's wounds.
"Hi love-"
"Babe! Babe, our son's been shot by a holy gun! I need you to say the prayer!" said a frantic Bella shocking everyone in the room.
"Prayer? Wha-"
"Put me on speaker, and place it over his wound! Give him something to bite on! I don't know how this'll affect him!" said the male voice over on the phone. Bella did as she was instructed and gave Zak some leather strips she conjured up for him to bite on.
"By my right of the Heavenly Host,
Prince of the Heavenly Domains,
I hereby heal you of your pain.
May you walk again the path of life,
As I saw fit for you to remain.
I hereby grant you Mercy,
And restore that which you claim."
Zak bit down on the leather strips in his mouth as the vein like markings glowed brightly to where the bullet-hole was, and slowly emerged from his body causing him a great deal of pain. Bella and company looked on in shock with his wound slowly starting to heal. The bullet turned into a ball of purple light, and rushed out the window up through the portal that was open in the night sky.
"Bella, how is he?! Is he breathing?! Bella!" yelled the voice on the phone as Bella checked his pulse.
"He's breathing, but it's still too soon. I…I-"
"Bella, listen to me! It isn't your fault! You couldn't have known that a holy gun was near him, or what effects it would have. Let's consider it a miracle he was able to hold on for as long as he did, and a blessing that he had friends nearby to call you to get to me", said the man.
"But-"
"Bella, you're a good mother, and a wonderful person. I'm the one who should be apologizing to you for not being there for our son. I should've-"
Groan "M-Mom?"
"Zak! Zak, my baby! I'm so glad you're okay!" said Bella hugging her son with Loona rushing next to him. They both helped him up as he was still too weak to move from the effects of the holy gun, and was shivering slightly.
"I…I th-thought I h-heard…"
"Yes, it was your father who saved you", sighed Bella kissing his forehead in relief.
"D-Dad?"
"Yes, son, it's me. It's been ages since I last saw you, but I'm so glad to hear your voice. I know you have a lot of questions, but we can't answer them now. You need to regain your strength, and get plenty of rest. I've been watching your little adventures whenever you visited Earth, and despite your profession, I'm still proud of you son. I'm glad you have such a kind heart. Your mother and I are both proud of you", said the man, "Bella, I'll be taking my leave. Keep me updated on his condition."
"I will, thank you love", sighed Bella hugging her son as she hung up the phone.
"M-Mom, w-what am I?" stuttered Zak.
Sigh "I didn't think I would tell you like this", sighed Bella wiping away some of her tears, "It's true you're an incubus hybrid. You're an incubus from my side, but your father isn't a demon or any kind of demon. Your father is an angel, one of the Seven Heavenly Princes in fact", said Bella shocking everyone, "You're an Incubus Nephilim son. You're half angel."
Everyone in the room was quiet as they absorbed what they just learned with Moxxie dropping the rifle in his hands. Loona helped Bella lie Zak down as he lost consciousness once again while the two imps had their mouths open completely stunned.
"Holy fuckin shit", said a stunned Blitzo.
The Next Day
Lin was bandaging up Millie's arm as she sits with her foot in a cast. Moxxie was struggling to fit clothes in a suitcase.
"I can't believe you let him trap you, Millie! Haven't we taught you better?" said Lin in a disappointed tone.
"I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!" argued Millie.
"Excuses! You're better than that, Mildred!" said Lin.
Clunk
Moxxie was finally able to close the trunk and marches over towards Millie's parents with a determined look on his face, "Y'know, she protected me", said Moxxie as he sounded out in a drawl tone, "And maybe I'm not a strong beefy dickhead", exaggerated Moxxie before continuing on in his normal tone, "But Millie has the strength enough for both of us! You two are getting on her case about being hurt by a psychopath YOU hired?! Shaaame on you!
"Aw, Moxxie, look at you! Speechin' like a big boy with his big paaaants!" cheered Blitzo.
Joe glares down at Moxxie making him slightly nervous, when he curtly nods and leaves.
"Wooow! He nodded! He's never acknowledged your input before!" said an excitedly Millie hugging her husband as he helped her to the van.
Sigh "Much as I hate to say it, you're right featherweight. I guess it is partially our fault for not looking deeper into that son of a bitch", said Lin, "By the way, is that Death Toll Belladonna? When did she get here?! If I'd had known we'd have a celebrity visiting, I would've changed into my good clothes! Can I get her autograph?!" said an excited Lin with Millie looking at her with a smug look with her husband.
"I'll see what we can do Ma. You and daddy just take care of yourselves now", said Millie hugging her mother.
"Soooo, is that progress?" asked Moxxie with Millie giggling at her husband's question.
Bella was with Zak, who was sitting on a rock, looking over the distance. He remembers bits and pieces of what happened the previous night, and remembers exactly what his mother told him.
"I'm sorry Zak, I should've told you sooner. It certainly wasn't the way I was hoping to tell you either, but…"
"I'm not mad mom, just…I…I don't know what I feel", said Zak, "Does…does Master-"
"Yeah, Teach knows as well. He guessed right away before you were born, but he still respected my wishes to keep it a secret. He still wanted to teach you though. Think he has a bit of a soft spot for mothers", said Bella with a small chuckle.
"How're you feeling? I know portal travel can be draining on you", asked Zak still worried about his mother rushing over to his aid.
"It's nothing compared to losing you Honey. I'm sorry for keeping it a secret for so long. I understand if you're upset with me or-"
"Mom, I'm not angry, and I don't hate you. It's just…a lot to process", said Zak still unsure on how to feel about his origin.
"If you want to recover a bit faster, the girls can help you by giving you some of their lust through sex. It'll help you recover your injuries faster, but you may want to ask them to go easy in the first couple of rounds", explained Bella.
"Am I…am I going to be…targeted by…by-"
"I don't know. I'm afraid only your father can answer that", said Bella knowing what he was trying to ask.
"The girls, what am I…I…"
"Loona is still in a bit of shock, can't really blame her. I'm sure she'll respect your wishes on what you wanna do, and if you decide to tell the others", said Bella looking behind her to see Loona leaning against the van looking over their direction.
"I'm sorry mom", sighed Zak still unsure of himself, "I'm sorry for-"
"You have nothing to be sorry for, Honey. I love you, and I love your father. I'm glad you were born, and I'm glad I gave birth to you. You're the living embodiment of the love your father and I have, and we're both happy to have you in our lives regardless of how far apart we are."
"What about your mission on Earth? The one where you asked Lord Stolas-"
"That? That wasn't a mission, Honey. That was something I wanted to do after hearing about those little Cherubs that were banned. My real mission was finding some information about a dodgy character who's been causing up trouble lately here in Wrath. Imagine my surprise, when the bastard I was hunting was the one who was about to kill Stolas. I managed to get all that I needed thanks to you and Stolas' walking dildo", said Bella leaning against her son.
Zak leaned against her as well with part of her feeling relieved that he was slowly recovering after the whole ordeal, "I have to go finish up something, and then I'll come visit you in Imp City. I promise it won't take long. Make sure you at least tell the girls about your recovery so they don't get too worried", said Bella hugging her son.
"Thanks mom. Thank you for telling me", said Zak holding his mother close as she gently patted his head.
"Of course baby. I'm sorry it took me so long to tell you", said Bella wiping away some of their tears.
Hideaway Motel Vacancy
A large sign over a vacant motel reading "The Guy That Tried 2 Kill U Def Isn't Here" with bright neon signs flickered occasionally as Striker lying on a bed was talking on the phone to a clientele.
"Huh... I failed to kill the target at the festival. But don't worry, ma'am... It won't happen again", said Striker.
Goetia Mansion
"Remember what I told you what would happen if you failed?!" yelled Stella sitting at a dinner table with Stolas reading a book called "Imps in the Sheets" across from her, and Octavia listening to her phone while tapping in time to the music with her fork on a wine glass. Stolas pauses from eating to look at his wife in concern wondering what has happening that caused her to glare at him so harshly.
"I understand ma'am, unfortunately there were some distractions that your husband brought with him. One of them has a connection that was…unforeseen", said Striker.
"What connection?!" yelled Stella.
Ring
Stella's phone suddenly rang informing she had another call, when a puff of smoke appeared showing a name make her eyes widen, "Striker, don't say a fucking word until this conversation is over", ordered Stella confusing the imp as she clicked on the receiver.
"Belladonna", greeted Stella in a venomous tone making Striker's eyes widen.
"Stella Ars Goetia. Nice to hear from you too", greeted Bella in a venomous tone as well.
"Why are you-"
"Cut the bullshit Stella, I know about the deal you made with that imp on the other line. Don't think I don't know about your own dealings as well", interrupted Bella.
"How dare you-"
"I could care less about your status Stella. Don't believe that's enough to save you from my guns, or that imp you seem to have hidden away in some ransack motel, on the second floor, with the lights on, and the shades partially lifted on the left. I can see shades aren't his thing", said Bella making Striker jump out of the bed and away from the window.
"Aw, how cute. He thinks he's safe behind a drawer. Oh look, he's trying to reach for the lights now. Here, let me help him", said Bella on the other line.
Bang
Crash
Striker's lamp suddenly shattered shocking the imp as he hid under the bed while tipping over anther desk to barricade himself from her sight.
"Under the bed? Well that's new, but I can still get him between the eyes with just the pull of a-"
"What do you want Belladonna? You're no longer part of my husband's guards. I doubt you're doing this out of duty", growled Stella.
"You're right, it's not doing this out of duty. It's more like revenge for what he did to someone close to me. They also told me about what he wanted to do by taking him hostage. Guess this imp is too big of a narcissist to know when his ego is too fat. But I am curious, you sound a lot calmer Stella. How was the sex with him? Did he finally satisfy that itch that Stolas couldn't give you? From the sound of it, I think you secretly liked it", said Bella.
Striker had a smug smirk on his face as he drew his gun that had white vein like markings, "Tell your boy-toy to wipe that pathetic smirk off his face before I do it for him permanently. He seems to like the presents you gave him Stella. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're more of his Sugar Mama. You're quite the hypocrite, Stella, sleeping with an imp yourself like Stolas", said Bella shocking Striker once again wondering how she was able to see him.
"What do you want Belladonna? Spare Stolas' life?"
"I don't give a rat's ass about that. He's a big boy, and he can handle himself. He doesn't need me to babysit him anymore. It's why I gave up the job. But you couldn't even let it go, thinking my son was Stolas' bastard", said Bella
"You didn't think it was suspicious that you were pregnant first before I gave birth to my daughter? I know your bastard son is-"
"My son is nothing like Stolas, and they're not even blood related. If you want to kill Stolas, be my guest. But if your boy-toy crosses paths once again with people that I hold dear…I will get his head…and I will come for you next Stella. Mark my words, I don't need your special toys to kill you. You already know what I am", said Bella in a dangerous tone before hanging up.
"What does she mean by that?" asked Striker.
"You leave her to me. You better not fail next time. I want this cheating prick dead! I don't care who you have to go through! MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
"Understood", said Striker thinking of a way to take advantage of the situation again.
"And Striker, if you even think about trying to sleep with me a second time…you won't live to see the next day", said Stella angrily with her eyes glowing red.
Clang
"Don't you worry, I'll get him next time", said Striker twirling his gun in his hand with his tail giving off the rattlesnake hiss.