Hello Everyone, sorry for the really long wait. My job has been pushing me left and right in resolving issues, and it has been mentally and physically exhausting. This is also considered one of the longest chapters I've written considering this is also the longest episode as well. I was planning on adding a lemon, but since it's been so long that I haven't updated, I decided to leave it for next chapter. For some who have asked or speculated that Tex is Asmodeous in disguise, whether it's true or not, Tex is not Asmodeus in my fic. He's just a normal hellhound, and a good friend to Zak and the IMP crew...plus Blitzo.
Anyway, here's the lastest chapter, hope you all enjoy, and don't forget to leave a review.
I do not own Helluva Boss or any of it's content.
"Y-You're what?!" nearly yelled a shocked Verosika.
Maddie along with Verosika and her group were all staring in shock after Zak revealed his shocking discovery about his own origins. Everyone in the group was stunned to even say anything as they continued to let the information sink in while trying to figure out what to say.
"I…I don't…I guess it makes some sense", said Maddie twiddling her fingers, "I mean…you do have a stronger moral compass compared to everyone. You also seem to hate killing…despite all the times you had to defend yourself, and they were all imps actually. It's a bit of a…a conundrum."
"I know this is a lot to take in, but if you could please keep this quiet I would really appreciate it. I don't want anything happening to any of you because of me", pleaded Zak in a solemn tone with Loona helping him walk.
"Of course, we won't say a word to anyone about this", said Coco in a sympathetic tone.
"Trust us, despite our gossip, we know how to keep things secret", said Apple with a sympathetic smile holding Coco's hand.
"Girls, I know this is a lot, but…I won't push you into anything. I think its best if we-"
Slap
"Kiki!" yelled a surprised Verosika after Kiki rushed up to him and slapped him, shocking everyone.
"Fuck no! I won't accept that!" said Kiki with tears in her eyes, "You think you can just waltz into our lives, make me fall for you, and then just quit like that?! Bullshit!"
"Kiki?" asked a concerned Verosika hugging her friend, "She's right Zakie. You…changed us quite a bit actually. You changed us for the better actually. I finally got the courage to move on, and get over my drinking habits. Ace and Josh decided to go steady after seeing you have fun with your girls and all of us. Apple and Coco decided to explore more options with other lovers, and have gotten creative in their foreplay. Kat even started asking out this girl he met at D.A.T.E., and is thinking of going steady with her and another incubus. Even Vortex and Milky have been going out on more romantic dates during their free time. Kiki and I also got to talking, and…we both like you and your girls a lot. Don't get me wrong, I still wanna see Blitzo die in the worst possible way-"
"Hello! I'm standing in the fuckin room!" interrupted Blitzo, "And say my name right bitch!"
"-But I actually managed to start trusting you more, and…I wanted to see if maybe we could…have something", said Verosika wiping away some tears ignoring Blitzo completely.
"Verosika…"
"I mean, fuck, I tried to impress your mom to get her approval. Your mom, the most famous gun-slinging succubus in all the Nine Rings. Name any other succubus that actually did that? I'm just a singer who can't even fight compared to her, and I still tried to impress her. She taught us how to ballroom dance, and I actually had fun learning it with you. We got to spend Halloween on Earth with Maddie's help-"
"Wait, you what now?" interrupted Blitzo.
"Blitzo! Shush!" harshly whispered Millie intrigued by the scene in front of her while eating some popcorn.
"-and, I actually enjoyed it all. Even when you were as my temp bodyguard, I still wanted you to just come into my dressing room, and just have your way with us. Then, maybe, we could have our way with you as well, and you know, just have a passionate night. When we sang together also…it was magical. Not because of your actual magical power, but from what I felt just being around you. It wasn't just your out-of-control lust, it was mine as well. I wanted to keep going. Fuck, I wanted to suck you off on stage! I didn't care who was watching, I just wanted you and Loona to join in. Maddie would've joined us eventually as well, she was kind of cute when she was shy with us", said Verosika making Maddie blush brightly, and leaving him speechless as she poured her heart out, "Zakie, I want us to purse a deeper relationship."
"You said I was a catch! I never trusted anyone after my old boyfriend dumped me on the street, and I never told anyone that apart from Verosika! I liked you because you were different! You weren't the typical run-of-the-mill one-night-stand incubus! You actually listened to me, made me laugh, made me feel something, and now you wanna throw all that away because you found out that you're not even a full demon?! Did you even mean that, or was it all a lie?!" said Kiki shocking Zak.
"It wasn't a lie Kiki, I meant it all. But you have to understand, I'm half angel. Apart from the Princess of Hell, I could be a potential target for the Yearly Extermination. I don't even know if Executioners are going to fall from Heaven once they discover my identity, and hunt me down putting all of you in danger. The last thing I want is for anyone I care about to be hurt or worse because of me", said Zak trying to sound as calm as possible.
"Fuck that! I wanna be with you regardless! I don't care if you're half angel or half…whatever! I fell for you because of who you are, not because of what you are! So regardless of what happens, I'm staying put!" said Kiki hugged him with tears in her eyes, and kissed him passionately to show her true feelings.
"Whoa", commented Loona not knowing how to respond to her emotional outburst after expressing her feelings.
"Don't think you and Maddie are out of the loop either. I wanna join this little harem to be with all of you", said Kiki grabbing Loona, and kissing her full on.
"Okay, this is getting really-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BLITZO!" yelled all the girls scaring him and Moxxie.
Kiki walked over and kissed Maddie full on shocking the sinner with her tail shooting straight up when she felt Kiki shoving her tongue into her throat. Kiki broke their kiss with a string of saliva connecting their tongues when she turned around to grab Verosika, and kissed her fully as well surprising the pop star. Verosika held her close and moaned into their kiss unaware that Loona snapped a photo of them with her phone. Verosika broke their kiss, and followed Kiki's actions kissing Zak, Loona, and Maddie as well.
"Looks like you're stuck with us Zakie, one way or another. We're not budging", said Verosika smiling.
"Girls?" asked Zak.
"You kiddin? I was planning on sticking with you no matter what. Even if you decided to run away, I would've tracked you down and followed you. You're not getting rid of me that easily. And even if you escaped to another Ring, I would've dragged your ass back here so Maddie can join us", said Loona crossing her arms with a smile.
"Aw, Thanks Loona", said Maddie hugging her.
"Loonie, I forbid-"
"Zip it Blitzo!" warned Maddie making flinch.
"Told ya my girlfriend had a feisty side", smirked Loona making Blitzo angry.
"Then, since both Loona and Maddie agree, will both you and Kiki like to be my girlfriends as well?" asked Zak with a deep blush on his face feeling slightly embarrassed at asking such a personal question to them.
"Yes!" excitedly reply both succubi with the group clapping and spouting congratulations.
"Ooh I love happy endings!" squealed Millie throwing a bag of popcorn on the floor clapping with them. The girls blushed a bit feeling embarrassed at their emotional scene when they saw him flinch a bit in pain.
"Zak, what's wrong?" asked a concerned Verosika getting her group's attention.
"Just a bit of soreness from where the blessed gun hit me", said Zak showing the bullet hole scar he had on his chest shocking the group, "It was thanks to my dad who saved my life, but the wound is still a bit fresh and tender."
"Oh Shit! Zak, how the fuck are you still standing?! Milky, grab some pillows for me! He needs some lumbar support!" said Tex carrying him bridal style and rushed over to the couch.
"You got it babe!" replied Milky grabbing some pillows to put on the couch.
"Uh, Tex?" asked Zak confusingly.
"I need some alcohol, towels-"
"Tex", interrupted Zak, but to no avail.
"Some gauze, and-"
Whistle "Yo! Muscle beef cake! His dad was able to take the bullet out and everything. He just needs to rest, and let his magical mojo take care of the rest", interrupted Loona.
"But…isn't there a way we can help him?!" asked a concerned Verosika.
"Oh yeah", said Loona in a lustful tone confusing the group.
"You heard that?" asked a surprised Zak remembering his conversation with his mother.
"Hello! Hellhound? Sensitive hearing?" said Loona pointing to her wiggling canine ears.
"Oh, right. Don't know why I keep forgetting about that", mumbled Zak.
"Any who, he can heal faster if we do some naughty fucking while our lust heals his wounds", explained Loona, "Bit of sexual healing if you will. Apparently all succubi do this."
Crash
The entire group stood there shock at Loona's information with Milky accidentally dropping a bottle of whisky on the floor.
"We/You can do that?!" asked Milky and Vortex at the same time.
"You didn't know?!" asked Vortex to Milky.
"I-I mean there we're rumors, but it's never been confirmed! I've never been shot at before!" said Milky.
"Kiki!" ordered Verosika.
"Yeah, that's right three rooms-"
Ahem
Kiki looked over to Millie who was gesturing to her husband making Moxxie arch his eyebrow in confusion, "Make that four rooms. Right away, and I mean now!" said Kiki hanging up after confirming her call.
"Coco's got the car!" said a giddy Apple running out the door.
"Babe, you and your boyfriend have to come now! Like right now! We're going to the uh…" dragged on Kat on the phone with his girlfriend and boyfriend.
"Silver Light Hotel! I got us the VIP suites!" yelled Kiki.
"The big fancy hotel on Main Street", said Kat, "Fuck the condoms, raw always feels better! No, Tex and Milky will be joining us! Hey, you guys up for a bukkake?!"
"Fuck yeah!" yelled Milky out in the hallway with Tex carrying a confused Zak.
"Let's go Moxxie! They're treatin us to some fancy hotel to fuck in!" yelled Millie lifting her husband, and running after them.
"Oh Crumbs!" yelled Moxxie with mix feelings about their invitation.
"Let me just grab my-", said Blitzo when his phone rang interrupting him.
Ring
"WHAT?!" yelled Blitzo his usual greeting.
"YOU'RE STAYING PUT! THAT'S WHAT!" yelled Verosika on the phone.
"UP YOURS WHORE! I'M GOING TO THAT FUCKIN' ORGY!" yelled back Blitzo.
"IT'S NOT AN ORGY FUCKTARD! IT'S A REVERSE GANGBANG BETWEEN LOVERS! And a couple of friends with benefits…POINT IS YOU'RE NOT INVITED!" yelled Verosika for his idiocy.
"Don't worry Blitzo, I called Stolas telling him of our plans", said Maddie when his phone started flashing Stolas' name.
Ugh "Fuck me", groaned Blitzo.
"That's what he wants. Have fun", said Loona hanging up the phone.
Several Hours Later
Zak looked up at the ceiling with a million thoughts running through his head. He felt Verosika stirring beside him from her post-sex nap until she let out a cute yawn, "Hey, trouble sleeping?"
"A bit. Thanks for the sexual healing though", moaned Zak while Verosika shifted herself on top of him.
"It was fun. We should do it again, and your wounds looks practically healed", said Verosika tracing his scar with her finger, "Hmm, scars actually look good on you. Let's try to avoid the near death ones though."
Chuckle "I'll try to remember that on the next job", lightly chuckled Zak holding her close.
"Zakie, I've been thinking. Don't you think it would be better if you work for me instead? I can exclusively look for work here in the Pride Ring so that Maddie can be with us. The most dangerous thing you would be dealing with are the stalker fans. You can even have Tex help you out as back up. Let's face it, Blitzo is just so fucked up in the head, I doubt he even respects you. He doesn't even get your name right on purpose…maybe…I never could tell either. Think it's why he used to call me Vivi at one point", said Verosika.
"Yeah, but Moxxie and Millie are loyal to him. I owe them a lot as well. They helped train me in my sharpshooting and fighting skills. I was always so hesitant until Moxxie showed me ways to do non-lethal shots, and if anything happens how to do instant kills so they don't suffer. Millie has helped me in going for the final blow. I know how to fight, but I just couldn't finish off my opponent until Millie showed me ways to knock out my opponent without killing them…before she went on a rampage and slaughtered a bunch of dummies, but that's a different issue. Blitzo…Sigh As weird as it is, he gave me some good advice…twice. When we were in Loo-Loo Land, he gave me some of his spare ammo for my guns that Millie and Moxxie gave me as a gift. It was the weirdest thing ever, but I could tell he was being genuine for a bit. It's like he has this…this…" said Zak trying to think of a way to explain it.
"Emotional turbulence that hinders him from expressing his true emotions? Eventually lashing out from all his bottled-up emotions and rage that he keeps buried deep inside until it reaches its peak? Yeah I know. Just wish I knew that before I dated him", said Verosika snuggling up to Zak, "It's sweet of you wanting to help, but some people just can't be helped. The more you want to, they more they'll refuse and push back. The problem is, that everyone has a breaking point, and I hit mine with him a long time ago. He can go blow himself up for all I care, but I'd hate to see something happen to you."
"Wow, that was pretty deep, and actually well thought out", said Zak impressed with her explanation.
"Meh, You tend to pick up some things while in therapy. I met his sister in rehab as well, and started connecting the dots after a while. I don't know the full story myself, but some serious shit went on there", said Verosika with her tail wrapping around his leg, "But, let's go back to snuggling. It's a bit endearing really, and a bit kinky having you as a lover. The sex and your huge dick are a huge plus too. I can actually say I fucked an angel in bed."
"Yeah…angel", sighed Zak thinking back about hearing his father's voice for the first time.
"Zakie, do you really think your angel heritage has any impact on the way you act or feel?" asked Verosika looking up at him.
"What about that time when I couldn't stop thinking about helping those little Cherubs that got banned from Heaven? Or that time our lust was enhanced completely out of control during your concert at D.A.T.E.? My Master said that my powers are connected to my own emotions that-"
"Ah, ah, Right there", interrupted Verosika effectively silencing him with her finger on his lips, "You just said that your powers are connected to your emotions, not the other way around. Whatever hiccups you had with your power, it was probably just acting as an enhancer to whatever you were strongly feeling at the time. Those feelings were your own. Not your angel blood, not your incubus blood, but you as a whole", said Verosika gently pressing his nose when her eyes widen after feeling his dick slowly grow in her pussy.
"Zakie, are you getting hard again? I'm flattered", giggled Verosika.
"Sorry, just seeing you like this, showing this whole new side of you while naked. It makes me feel a bit special that I'm one of the few that gets to see this side of you. It also kind-a got me in the mood since I can feel your amazing tits, and how wet and tight you are", said Zak making her blush and giggle at his reaction.
"Wanna blast a load in me?" moaned Verosika with her eyes glowing brightly in excitement with her tail wagging excitedly.
"I think the others will want me to do that to them too", chuckled Zak with Verosika giggling at his comment. She raised herself up, and slowly started to ride him moaning erotically.
"Then let's give them a show to wake up to", giggled Verosika while shaking her ass on top of his hardening dick.
Several Days Later
Several days have passed, with Bella visiting her son, and calling her husband so they both could talked in private. Zak was able to ask some generic questions finding out some of his habits were the same as his father as he bonded with him. Even Bella was happy to finally have her husband and son talk. He was still afraid to ask his father his name, other than knowing he was one of the Seven Heavenly Prince, and was even more afraid to ask about the Executioners.
His father, sensing his question, assured him that he doesn't have to worry about the Exorcist Angels, but he did warn him to be extremely careful during the Hell Yearly Extermination. He pointed out that despite being angels, they are quite malicious and meticulous in carrying out their duty that even he speculated on how these beings were considered angels like him. He also warned him, that they will not show any mercy despite having angelic blood himself as he is not a pure angel, and will do everything in their power to try and kill him until their time is up for that Execution until the next time.
Earth
Secret Location
"Right there. This was the first sighting", said man wearing a black suit consisting of a white shirt underneath, a black coat with red lapels, a black tie, along with a pair of black sunglasses. He was staring at a monitor as he fixed his short brown hair.
"They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?" said the man's partner. She was a dark-skinned human with short, curly light blonde hair, and wearing light makeup. She was wearing a similar attire to her partner with both wearing a pin on the right lapel that is composed of a white "D" overlapping a red triangle.
"They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next", said the man.
Clang
REOW
A loud clattering noise from outside startles the two agents when they hear an angry cat sounds as well. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wooden planks, forming a peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, they see the tall imp from the video they were surveying standing outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around.
"Ah, Well, that's convenient", said the female agent.
Outside
"Shh! Remember, we can't be seen", loudly whispered Blitzo slamming the dumpster door loudly until he lost his footing and falls into a pile of trash bags.
"Just who exactly are you trying to convince here?" asked Zak dropping his human disguise with Millie giggling at her boss' antics and Moxxie rolling his eyes.
"I said shush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie", said Blitzo angrily poking his cheek with a used condom on his finger.
"I didn't even say anything, sir!" harshly whispered Moxxie waving his arms frantically to get away from the condom on Blitzo's finger.
"It's what you didn't say that screams shit Moxxie. Unlike Ziggy here", said Blitzo throwing away the condom with Zak grumbling loudly resisting the urge to yell his name, and hit his boss.
He heard slight movement behind him with a faint sound of a gun being clacked just as the portal was being opened. Millie walks through the portal waving back at them with Loona and Maddie waiting for them as well.
"Get down!" yelled Zak tackling Blitzo and Moxxie to the ground as a net zooms by.
"So you heard it too. Good to know that you're at least good for something", said Blitzo grabbing Moxxie with his tail and pulling Zak with him towards the portal.
The female agent jumps down from a nearby building in front of the portal while the male agent behind them reloads his weapon.
"Loona! Close it!" ordered Blitzo.
"Wait! No!" yelled Millie as he voiced echoed in the alleyway.
Zak managed to lift himself up shoving Blitzo into a nearby dumpster to protect him, and summons out his katana when he's suddenly shot in the neck by a needle. His vision started to blur dropping his sword until it disappeared, and falls to his knees before losing consciousness completely.
Moxxie sees the portal close, and becomes infuriated taking out his gun rushing towards the female human. He expertly dodges the net shot at him, and was about to shoot the human when he is suddenly struck with a needle on his neck as well. He starts mumbling nonsense before dropping next to Zak's unconscious body.
"Moxxie! Bob!" yelled Blitzo jumping out of the dumpster, and grabbing his two employees. He swings Moxxie's unconscious body around knocking the female agent out of the way, and turns the corner.
"Me no…fell…wheel…" mumbled Zak drunkenly.
"I smell…Inhale Colors…" mumbled Moxxie drunkenly.
Blitzo reaches a dead end with the agents closing in on him, wasting no time in cornering them. Blitzo grabs Moxxie with his tail and takes out his gun, "Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!"
Blitzo and the Agents both raise their guns staring each other down. Just as Blitzo was about to fire, the female agent pushes a button on her gun shocking the three demons effectively knocking down Blitzo.
Smug Laughter "I'd like to see the suits at corporate call us losers now. That was pretty badass of you Agent Two", said the male agent.
"Super badass Agent One", said the female agent high-fiving her partner.
Hell
"Shit! Shit, shit, shit!" yelled Millie in tears while punching the wall multiple times before crying out in anguish.
"Who were those guys? They looked like Government agents", asked Maddie hugging Millie to stop her from hurting herself.
Millie was crying loudly on Maddie's sleeve while she stroke Millie's hair in an effort to comfort her. Loona looked a bit uncomfortable having never really gotten close the female imp, or seen her vulnerable before.
"You uh…You okay there?" asked Loona not knowing how to console someone in need.
"What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble! Open it again!" ordered Millie angrily.
"Blitz was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"
"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!" yelled Millie grabbing Loona's shirt, and dragging her down to her height.
"Let me finish. I don't open it until we've prepared the rescue kits Zak asked to prepare in case something like this occurred. Creepily enough, Blitzo agreed with him, and helped him plan on what we should carry with some help from your fat husband", said Loona shushing Millie, "Maddie! Get the kits!"
Loona zips a bag labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" while Maddie prepared some weapons and snacks for them. An angry Millie twirls a giant double axe with the 'M' initial on it similar to the company logo, and Loona quickly transforms to her human form with a wolf howling sound. The portal opens again, and Millie flips and lands in a pose while Loona walks through the portal. She looks around noticing the empty alley and falls to her knees crying.
"They aren't here…"
"Yeah, no shit. Those guys looked like they meant business, which means they acted fast. They must've taken them somewhere else already", said Loona.
"Please bring them back safely you two. I'll go make some calls", said Maddie on the other side of the portal.
"You got it babe", said Loona reassuringly closing the portal. Loona lifts up Millie to bend down and sniff the ground instantly tracking where the boys were taken, "It smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins and my boyfriend."
Millie slips into the backpack while Loona picks up the axe and starts running, following their scent.
Undisclosed Location
Moxxie starts waking up looks at his surrounding noticing he was in small lit room. He was tied up in a folded chair with Zak at his side, and Blitzo on his back. Each of their tails were intertwined together, and tied up to a large steel ball. Moxxie begins panics and struggles to get out, when Agent Two grabs the light and pans it close to his face stopping the imp.
"Finally awake, huh, little fella? Your partner has been for a while now. Though this other guy is a real lightweight", said Agent Two pointing towards Zak.
"Look, shit-bag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery, so I-oh, okay", said Blitzo interrupting himself when Agent One pans the light close to Blitzo's face.
"Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?" asked Agent One.
"How did you get to our world from the afterlife?" asked Agent Two grabbing the light from her partner.
"Why are youse killing humans?" asked Agent One grabbing the light.
"When did you show up here?" asked Agent Two grabbing the light when they all heard a soft groaning sound coming from the third demon in the room.
Groan "Mo cheann. Dè thachair an t-each? Agus carson a tha blas purpaidh air a h-uile càil?" groaned Zak feeling woozy and nauseous.
"What did he say? Is that some kind of evil demon language?" asked Agent Two.
"How the fuck should I know? I can barely understand him when he goes native in his man-skirt lingo on us", said Blitzo.
"To be fair sir, you do push him into it", groaned Moxxie slowly regaining his composure.
Groan "Bucaid", muttered Zak disoriented.
"Hey Patty, speak English so these fuckers can stop asking me about your shit", said Blitzo.
"Benna", groaned Zak again in a different accent.
"Benna, is that a name?" asked Moxxie confusingly.
"Seau! Benna! Bucaid! Baketsu!" groaned Zak loudly switching between languages.
"It sounds like he's saying-"
"Bucket!" yelled Agent One interrupting Moxxie. He quickly grabbed a bucket just as Zak launched himself forward vomiting into the bucket.
Agent One grimaces in disgust just as Zak kept vomiting into the bucket resisting the urge to throw-up as well. He kept holding on until Zak slowly leaned back feeling slightly better as he groaned out loud while the three remaining beings could only stare in shock at what transpired.
"Grazie", burped out Zak, Hiccup "Excusez-moi."
"Wow, Selma, you're a real lightweight when it comes to tranquilizers", commented Blitzo.
"Shut it. I haven't had a hangover this bad since th' guys doon at th' howf hud that swallyin contest", groaned Zak transitioning into his Scottish accent once again, "Everything tastes lik' purple aye."
"Well sounds like you swallowed more than your fair share of that load", chortled Blitzo at his comment.
"Is that what he said? It didn't sound like how you normally sound", said Moxxie partially understanding Zak.
"We're asking the questions around here!" said Agent Two.
"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fuckin' woozy…as you may have noticed by my noticeably paler friend there who threw up a shit ton of puke", said Blitzo motioning to Zak.
Burp "I am so sorry about that", burped Zak still recovering from the tranquilizer.
"So I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, bitch. Mox? Tod?
"I have no idea who's torturing whom here", grumbled Zak with a massive headache was preventing him yelling his name to him.
"I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-"
"Enough! We aren't getting youse coffee!" interrupted Agent One.
"Wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!" laughed Blitzo.
"I was kind of hoping for some hot chocolate. Just something a bit sweet to get rid of-"
"No chocolate neither!" yelled Agent One.
"It's 'either' actually. You can't have two negatives in-"
"What are ya?! My grammar teacher?! We don't care!" yelled Agent One.
"Although that chocolate does sound good", muttered Agent Two earning a questionable look from her partner, "What? Just sayin'."
"Ha! Look like Teach Tits is rubbing off of you, and not in the fun way!" laughed Blitzo.
"Actually, I have to agree with him, sir. The problem with today's literacy on how people use the incorrect pronunciation for another use, or 'slang' if you will, is considered-"
"WILL YOUSE GUYS SHAT UP ALREADY?!" yelled a frustrated Agent One.
"If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty Hell Beasts!" said Agent Two.
"When you say 'tortured', do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive. We would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you have no way of knowing what was true", said Moxxie.
"And psychological would be more of a trial-and-error basis since you don't exactly know what our fears are, or our psychological profiles for that matter. Really there's a lot of variables in that, and it could take a long time depending on our mental strength, as well as both your mental states if you want to any viable information out of us", thought Zak out loud.
"Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with", smiled Blitzo smugly.
"What do youse mean by that?" asked Agent One cautiously.
"Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy!" said Blitzo.
Laugh "Good one sir, Daddy likey-", chuckled Moxxie failing horribly to hold back his laughter.
"You better stop laughin' at us or…" trailed off Agent Two noticing Zak was looking confused, "Why aren't you laughin'?"
"Was I supposed to?" asked a confused Zak, "I mean this guy kind of goes after a lot of things and…well let's just say things can get really weird with him."
"You're kidding…right?" asked Agent Two.
"Afraid not", mumbled Zak motioning his head since his hands were tied.
"Unfortunately", said Moxxie in agreement.
"Wow, you two fuckers are just full of shit", said Blitzo rolling his eyes, "These morons got nothin'."
"Well I wouldn't say that. I mean, they did catch us off-guard", said Zak.
"Yeah! You're the ones at our mercy!" said Agent One roughly grabbing Blitzo's collar.
"It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here for, what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!" pointed out Moxxie with Zak nodding his head in agreement.
"What are you?" asked Agent Two curiously.
"I'm a Virgo", said Moxxie with a weird face making Blitzo burst out laughing.
"You are? I thought you were a Libra", said a surprised Zak.
"It was a leap year, so you have to add one extra day when counting back-"
"Oh, a smart guy eh?! One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!" said Agent Two.
"Ohh, getting kinky!" commented Blitzo making both agents recoil in shock and horror.
"WHAT?! We ain't playing any of your vile demon games!" grimace Agent One.
"I mean, that's what it sounds like back there. You sickos", said Blitzo.
"PLEASE, don't give them ideas sir", commented Moxxie sarcastically.
"Why not? I know the shit you're into-" said Blitzo making Moxxie's eyes widen with embarrassment.
"STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!" yelled Agent One covering his ears.
"Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!" said Agent Two.
"Well that's rude. I haven't even said anything", said Zak.
"Yeah?! How do we know that vomit thing wasn't some demon tactic like in that one particular movie huh?!" asked Two near Zak's face.
"You do know that you can't believe everything that goes on in a movie right?" asked a confused Zak, "Also I don't do drugs. Why would I? It's bad for you, and it impedes testosterone. Even those testosterone pills impede your growth."
"Really?" asked One earning a questioning look from Two, Ahem "I mean, your tricks won't work on us! Right Two?"
Agent Two scoffed at his remark and started walking away with her partner towards the entrance to the interrogation room.
"Heeey, aren't we going to get a phone call, bitch?" called out Blitzo in a mocking tone.
"Well, that entirely depends: Who you gonna call, hmm?" asked Agent One in a mocking tone.
"Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!" retorted Blitzo.
"Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!" yelled Two making One cry into his own arm.
Sigh "Again, I can't tell who's torturing whom here", muttered Zak.
Outside
The girls managed to reach the exterior of the building that contained the acronym for D.H.O.R.K.S. Two armed guards stood outside the entrance of the tall building with search lights barring down them, and a barbed wire fence surrounding the courtyard. Millie and Loona snuck up to the side of the building trying to find a way to sneak in.
"This where they ended up?"
"I think so. Fuck, this looks more intense than I thought", said Loona texting from her phone.
"You're really texting on your phone right now when our boys are in trouble?" asked an irritated Millie.
"Trust me, it's important. Now how do we get in?" asked Loona looking around after putting away her phone.
"Lift me up to that vent!" said Millie pointing up towards a small vent above their heads.
Loona raised her hand allowing Millie to climb up, open the vent, and crawl into the building instantly unlocking the side door from the inside letting Loona in. They sneak through the halls trying to find Zak, Moxxie, and Blitzo, unaware of the security camera capturing them as they ran by. The security guard sees the intruders on the surveillance screen, and spits out his coffee upon another guard and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.
Alarm
Loona screeches to a halt when a large group of agents holding several Japanese weapons appeared surrounding the girls. An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings the spear at them. The girls' ducks narrowly avoiding the spear until Loona jumps up swinging the axe down slicing off the agent's right leg while Millie shots his head twice. Loona throws the axe to another agent's face cutting him in half with Millie running up towards it.
Millie dislodges the axe from the dead body, and jumps up at another nearby agent slicing him completely in half. Loona runs towards an agent with nun-chucks aiming a high jump kick, but he easily sidesteps to avoid it. She rolls on the floor to avoid the nun-chucks when she notices another agent with a kusarigama throwing the scythe at her. Loona twirls in the air landing on a perfect split to dodge the scythe weapon making it hit the nun-chuck agent in the neck instead. Millie sneaks up the surprised agent using the large axe as a climbing post, and breaks his neck making him fall down face first.
Loona grabs Millie as she dashes down the hallway while Millie grabs the axe with her tail until they ran into another group of agents. One of the agents that saw everything on the monitor opens a door, and slams a button closing down a set of blast doors. The other agents took out a set of shurikens, and aimed it at the girls. Millie sees this and swung the axe successfully parrying all of them.
"Throw me!"
Loona throws Millie into the group just as the door slammed shut behind her labeled "CAUTION BLAST DANGER". Loona blinks in shock as she hears agonizing screams of terror, and slicing metal sounds until the door suddenly lifts open showing Millie completely surrounded by mutilated corpses and blood spattered everywhere. She twirls the axe in her hand and holds it against her shoulder with a satisfactory smile on her face.
"Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady", smirked Loona.
"I'm, like, five years older than you! And two years older than Zak!" said Millie feeling offended.
"Yeah, but my man is flexible", said Loona with a bit of a lustful growl.
"Moxxie's flexible too", angrily muttered Millie.
Interrogation Room
"Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!" sobbed Agent One with Blitzo looking at him with a smug look as he took out his tongue like a cat.
"Blitzo, come on. Leave the poor guy's mother out of it", said Zak feeling sympathetic towards Agent One.
"Why? Did you fuck her too? Was she one of your one-night stands also?" laughed Blitzo making Agent One cry louder.
"I don't even know what his mother looks like, or who she is. We've never even met them before", argued Zak making Blitzo stare at him with a deadpan expression while One continued to sob loudly.
"Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking", said Agent Two taking her partner out of the room.
"Hey, good job, meat shield. The Good Cop-Bad Cop-and Shitty Mox routine seems to be working well", said Blitzo making Zak groan in disappointment.
Blitzo struggled against his bonds trying to untie himself, and lift his tail with Moxxie and Zak trying to free themselves as well. After a couple more tries the trio relaxed sitting back against their chair.
Sigh "Don't worry you two, if we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly. It usually works", said Blitzo.
"Wait, so you weren't just acting like your usual self?" asked a genuinely confused Zak making Blitzo stare at him with a deadpan expression again.
Prep Room
"Hmm, so the demons wanna play games, huh? Well, we can play games" laughed Agent One behind the one-way mirror control room.
Laugh "Yeah", laughed Agent Two slamming a button labeled "TRUTH BOMB" with both agents laughing maniacally.
Interrogation Room
"Isn't this a one-way mirror?" asked Zak motioning towards the reflective rectangular wall in front of him.
Grunt "Yeah, ugh What's your point?" asked a frustrated Blitzo struggling against his binds.
"I'm worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure", said Moxxie.
Ugh "She'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset", groaned Blitzo.
"We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!" said Moxxie unaware of the green gas slowly filling the room.
"Mox, I'm sure Millie-"
GROAN "Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always 'Oh, How's Millie? I can't tonight, I'm hanging with Millie! I'm so worried about Millie!' And she's always five fucking feet away from you! It's pathetic!" yelled a frustrated Blitzo shocking Moxxie and Zak.
"That was…oddly personal. A bit much even by your standards", said Zak with Moxxie nodding his head in agreement.
"You know what, you're right. I don't know why the fuck I let my guts spill like that", said Blitzo when Moxxie notices the green gas surrounding the trio.
"Sir! They're filling this room with something!" yelled Moxxie.
"Fuck! The hell is this?! Zak, use your wings to get this toxic shit out of here!" yelled Blitzo.
"I can't! The room is air sealed and it would just spread…wait, what did you just say?" asked Zak noticing Blitzo called his name correctly.
"I think it's some kind of airborne truth-telling serum", said Moxxie.
"Oh, You just guess that's what it is?" asked Blitzo sarcastically.
"Yeah, yeah, we'll get back to that. What did you just call me?" asked Zak.
"You're seriously doing this shit now?!" asked Blitzo.
"You called me by my name! You've been saying it wrong all this time on purpose!" said Zak angrily.
"Fuck you! How do we know it's not this toxic shit in the air?!" retaliated Blitzo.
"Well, uh, how about asking me something specific I wouldn't normally tell either of you", said Moxxie.
"Okay uh, does Millie ever peg you?" asked Blitzo.
"Sometimes. Wait, ew, fuck! Why that?!" yelled an outraged Moxxie.
"Wow…okay…guess that answers both questions", said Zak.
Chuckle "I knew it. I just wanted to hear him admit it", chuckled Blitzo.
"Well your suit is tacky! Fuck, I'm sorry", quickly apologize Moxxie.
"It really is. I'm not sorry", muttered Zak in a deadpan voice.
GASP "How fuckin' dare you! Both of you! Well, you have shitty taste in music!" said Blitzo looking at Moxxie, "And you dress like some kind-a nerdy band boy reject that didn't know what direction to go in! I'm sorry!" said Blitzo to Zak quickly apologizing after realizing what he just blurted out.
"Shit taste?" repeated a shocked Moxxie.
"Band boy reject?! Hey, I may take criticism from Loona, but that's because I love her! But there's no way in any realm am I ever gonna take that from some rodeo clown, assassin wanna-be, has-been reject who gets my name wrong on purpose! Fuck, that was crossing the line", said Zak realizing what he just blurted out.
"You said you liked that musical I recommended you!" said Moxxie close to tears.
"I lied, I left half way through! And I really didn't know Zak's name at first! But since he started fucking Loonie, it just pissed me off so much that I needed to get back at him for pile-driving my baby girl!"
"Now I know how Verosika feels", grumbled Zak angrily.
"Y-You said you loved it!" said Moxxie crying.
"It was awful Moxxie! It was about ugly, horny cats!" cried Blitzo just as Moxxie started to cry hysterically as well.
"How could you?! Zak said he liked it!" cried Moxxie.
"He left with me, and I had him look it up online so we would at least know what to tell you!" cried Blitzo.
Groan "He's right Mox. I couldn't stand it either. It was just so, so, so bad. I just didn't get any of the plot, and the costumes themselves…it was just an insult to musical theatre everywhere!" blurted out Zak.
"So you went along with our boss' plan to fake it?!"
Inhale "Actually, it was my plan! I just proposed it to Blitzo, and he agreed it would be the best way to not hurt your feelings!" groaned Zak after sharply inhaling air through his teeth feeling remorse that he couldn't control himself.
"Oh, God, Moxxie, I've said so many lies to you! And I was running out of names to call Zak! I had to re-watch a bunch of old shitty movies just to come up with something! Or at least just take that slutty bag of holes!" cried out Blitzo.
"I like fucking Verosika, and all my girls! But I'm still pissed off that you broke Verosika's heart even after knowing about my kind!" cried out Zak with tears flowing down his eyes in frustration.
Cry "Fuck you, and that whore!" cried Blitzo with tears running down his face.
"This is gonna be a good night!" laughed Two from behind the one-way mirror
Blitzo coughs from the fumes with his vision becoming distorted. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie and Zak, Cough "Dammit, Moxxie, Zak, this both your faults!"
Cough "How is this my fault?" coughed Moxxie as well.
Cough "I did my job in protecting you! I hate killing!" coughed Zak.
Moxxie's Hallucination
Moxxie kept coughing until he hears a musical trill with the sound of wind surrounding him. The ropes fall away from Moxxie and he walks forwards into a purple fog. He walks forward unaware that he was free, and surrounded with strange gothic pillars surrounding him with organ music playing.
"Blitzo? Cough I-I can't see you. God, This smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank, because I swear to-"
"It is no prank, bitch!", yelled a deeper toned voice revealing Blitzo dressed in a opera suit, and a long tattered black cloak with a high collar, and half a mask hiding parts of his face similar to Moxxie's favorite play.
"Hey!" asked Moxxie looking up a swiveling staircase with unlit candles on the sides of the border, "Why do you sound like that?"
"Because you, my precious little bitch boy-"
"Stop it, sir!" yelled Moxxie.
"-are tripping balls!" yelled the hallucination Blitzo as the shiny organ acts as a spotlight pointing towards Moxxie, and the candles suddenly lighting up by themselves.
"No! What? How could this be?! I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT! It's a bad trip! Oy Gevault! Of course, Blitzo, this would be your fault!"
"My lungs are full of honesty, would you promise me that you won't judge?"
"Yes, bitch!" musically replied the Blitzo hallucination as he plays the organ dramatically.
"Not trying to divulge too much, but I'm in too deep so first of all: FUCK YOU!"
"What?!" replied the Blitzo hallucination.
"This is all just typical! Well two can play at this game of dismay! Cause if you're here, causing frustration, I'm torturing you in your hallucination!"
Blitzo's Hallucination
Blitzo looks at his surroundings seeing a vast wasteland with a dark dripping sludge surrounding him unaware of the changes on his person. The symbol on his forehead had changed to look like a broken heart, and he was wearing a white jester outfit with black gloves and boots, and large fluffy red buttons on his chest. Three swirls of sludge in pink, black and red float around him as he got up from his chair.
The red sludge screams and covers Blitzo in slime. He looks over himself, mostly his hands, until he sniffs the slime and licks it. The red sludge comes up from behind him screaming again frightening the imp causing Blitzo to stumble and falls to the floor. The sludge turns into doodle of Moxxie similar to how he drew him during his bet in Spring Break against Verosika, and speaks to him in muffled radio-like voice.
"I simply follow your orders. It isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower", said the doodle of Moxxie.
"Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?" asked Blitzo angrily.
"I am simply speaking plain English. Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time? And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about", said Moxxie hallucination as he transitions between the real image of Moxxie and his doodle form. Blitzo looks behind him noticing the three sludge swirling around him as he drowns out the doodle's disincentive babbling.
"Shut up!" yelled Blitzo angrily.
Zak's Hallucination
Zak wakes up to see an eastern structure surrounded by what seems to be stone castle walls acting as its borders with a tall drawbridge gate. He was wearing long black kimono top with bottom of green and red plaid pattern. He was unaware that his wings were out on his back while he took in his surroundings noticing that on his right was a bright sunny day with a clear blue sky, but a blood red moon hung high to his right with menacing clouds swirling above it. Half of the castle appeared to be in disarray with the other half being covered in vines.
"What is all this?" asked Zak as he walked forward. He noticed black feathers falling from the sunny side, and white feathers falling from the dark moon side as it swirled around him blocking his vision. He flapped his wings trying to fly away, but found he couldn't fly at all. He wrapped them around himself to try and block the oncoming assault, but it was to no avail as the feathers were soon slashing at him. The wind started to become intense until the drawbridge slammed down knocking the feathers back, and quickly ran inside before something else happened.
Once inside the castle he heard someone playing a string instrument, and followed the sound. He arrives to a wide area noticing a male black hooded-robed figure covering his head, a white expressionless mask covering his face, and a small purple wing design on his upper right chest. The man was sitting in a lotus position while trying to play a three-string instrument with a long thin neck, three protruding nodes to adjust, and a hollow body covered with a thin skin similar to banjo.
"It's nice of you to join us", said a sultry higher-pitched feminine voice.
"Mom? What are you doing here? Why do you sound like that?" asked Zak looking to his left seeing his mother dressed in a kimono that has an assortment of patterns in different shades of purple and crimson with a fire emblem on her upper right top. She had a crimson bow with tassels on the back of her kimono, dark purple thigh-high stockings with small diamond openings at the top, and high-heeled sandals. Her top was partially parted over her shoulder showing a large amount of cleavage of her generous bust all while humming a small tune. She walked passed Zak opening a golden colored fan with her wings drooping behind her, and twirled her hair into a neat bun with a hair pin that had a nightshade design.
"It sounds horrible doesn't it?"
"The shamisen?" asked Zak, "Well I mean…it takes a considerable amount of skill to play it like the bagpipes, and many cultures take their traditions seriously."
"Traditions, such a useless banter as means to stick with some old dying way. Better off dead with the rest of the delirious old relics of the past. Such useless and pathetic things to keep", said the Bella hallucination.
Moxxie's Hallucination
"Why do you hurt me so?"
"I know!" replied the Blitzo hallucination.
"Why must you push your friends away?"
"I push my friends away", harmonized the hallucination with Moxxie.
"Why does it seem like a recurring theme that you alienate with your toxic routine?"
"I don't know, eventually everyone goes!" replied the hallucination.
"Cause you're thoughtless, and cruel and you'll end up alone!" replied Moxxie pointing accusingly at the Blitzo hallucination shocking him
Blitzo's Hallucination
"Admit it, my dear boss. You don't know what you are doing half the time, and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy. Why, even the half-breed is becoming more and more of an accessory", replied the Moxxie hallucination in his doodle form.
"I don't need you, I can do this shit on my own so easily!"
The brown sludge grabs Blitzo, and throws him on the ground morphing into a new hallucination of Striker speaking in Blizo's voice, "But you don't want to do things alone, Blitzo!"
The gray sludge grabs Blitzo and tosses him up, then morphs into rubber hose version of Fizzarolli, who also has his voice, "You tried the solo act, and it didn't work out so well!" Distorted Laugh
The hallucination of Fizzarolli winds him up, and throws him to the ground. The pink sludge morphs into Verosika Mayday with Blitzo's voice crawls towards him, "Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish shitty shit fuck."
Blitzo shoves the hallucination Verosika away, and runs away up a staircase that appears covered in black glop until it suddenly glows turning into a pristine white staircase with golden railings. There are falling shiny feathers that are cleaning the mud. Blitzo trips and looks up where Stolas is sitting on a throne at the top the stairs, getting fanned by Blitzo's silhouette. Behind him was an image of Zak standing guard behind him with an image of Belladonna having her back towards him.
"Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy?" asked the hallucination of Stolas in a high-pitch tone.
"Of course he is, he can't even stand to get close to others. I could tell by just one glimpse", replied the hallucination of Belladonna.
"He's even afraid of getting close to his own daughter. Afraid that I'll steal her away forever, and then he'll be all alone again with no one to fall back on", replied the hallucination of Zak making Blitzo growl.
Blitzo climbs the stairs on his knees. Golden feathers on his wrists turns into golden shackles and his clown costume turns into his suit, and cleaning off the sludge on his body and face, and a golden shackle appears around his neck attached to a golden chain in the hallucination of Stolas' hand.
"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate sir, considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself", replied the Moxxie hallucination. The three previous hallucinations at the bottom turn into sludge once again while doodle Moxxie turns into his normal style wearing a purple dress, "Are you worried, I may have enough of it one day as well?"
"Stop fucking talking, all of you!"
The Moxxie hallucination gets angry and closes his fan vanishing in a flash fire.
Zak's Hallucination
"Mom, what are you saying? You always told me that it was good to learn about the past so that we could pave a better future for ourselves" said a confused Zak with the Bella hallucination pacing around him.
"And look where that got you? Nothing but the stereotype of a simple incubus. Pussy after pussy after pussy. Sure they all feel nice and good, but they only liked you for that dick of yours", replied Bella with feathers swirling around them until they morphed into Loona, Maddie, Verosika, and Kiki.
"But these are my girlfriends. I love them for who they are. Yeah, the sex is great, but I still want to get to know them-", said Zak.
"My poor child. So disillusioned and naïve by what you don't see, even when it's standing before you. You're simply picking up after that fool of an imp", said Bella with another image of Blitzo morphing in front of him, "Heartbroken and angst, one who hides his own flaws and runs away, creating more heartbreak in his wake before they break his instead. And you're following him like a simple lost puppy picking up his scraps!"
"It's true they all have some connection to Blitzo, but if it wasn't for him, I would've never met them. If I didn't met them, then I would've never had a chance to be with them. Blitzo's a lot of things, and I'm well aware that he is afraid of some form of intimacy. But that doesn't deter me from actually having feelings from these girls. They're more than that to me. The more I get to know them, the more I actually find myself attracted to them in an emotional level as well. Even if things don't exactly look or sound as good, there's always something that when you put in time and effort, can actually become something beyond what you thought", said Zak smiling with the male figure slowly starting to play more professionally on the shamisen.
"Hmm…Play for me. Let's see if you still remember how", said the Bella hallucination guiding him next to the male figure with his outfit changing back to his normal clothing, unaware that his wings were getting a white edge. He sat down in a lotus position with a shamisen appearing in front of him, "Bit of advice: try to keep up."
Reality
The trio were babbling nonsense still tied up and drooling from the effects of the gas. Agents One and Two were monitoring them, drinking soda and munching on popcorn feeling satisfied with their small revenge before going back to interrogate them. Two drank her soda before letting out a muffled burp, "Ya know, I'm still kind-a have that craving for Hot Chocolate ever since that grey demon said it. You want some?"
One looked at his partner with a deadpan expression before responding, "Yeah, why not. I say wes desurves it. Hey, do we still have any of those tiny marshmallows from the vending machine?"
"I think HQ took those out in the last budget meeting", said Two.
"FUCK!"
Blitzo's Hallucination
"You are going to die alone", said Stolas' hallucination as it disappeared in a flash fire as well with all the sludge swirling together in the sky. All the voices from all the hallucinations start repeating the same phrase with golden feathers surrounding him until they completely covered his body before he lets out a demonic scream.
Moxxie's Hallucination
"Why, Moxxie, why have you held your true feelings inside?" sang the Blitzo hallucination.
"I am scared of rejection", sang Moxxie.
"Why, Moxxie, why do you have Millie put it in your butt?"
"It gives me an erectio-Hey!" yelled Moxxie angrily
"No need to hide, we accept your true feelings, so promise me-"
"That I can do."
"To be true", harmonized Moxxie with his hallucination.
"The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty", sang Blitzo's hallucination making Moxxie groan, "I've been a jackass, it's true."
"You've been a jackass, it's true", sang Moxxie harmonizing with his hallucination.
"But soon as we're back as ourselves", continued the hallucination.
"I will be a better friend than I was before", harmonized both of them.
"Be better at speaking my mind~ and-", sang Moxxie.
"Together we can begin to become...fine~", harmonized both of them once again.
Zak's Hallucination
Zak gave off a few practice notes as he tuned the instrument trying to remember his lessons when he was younger. As he was practicing he hears an organ play a dramatic tone with Moxxie dressed as a titular Phantom of the Opera. Millie appears sitting next to him wearing a white dress while looking down from her view at where Zak was playing.
Zak hears a violin join in to see his mother playing the same notes in a softer tone making him feel slightly more nervous for some reason. He plays several sour notes and suddenly gets startled when the male figure places a comforting hand on his shoulder, "Calm yourself son. You don't need to worry about anything. We're here for you, no matter how far we are, or what realm we reside in, we're never too far apart. Only now-"
The male figure spoke in a voice that Zak had recognized as his father's from the few times he's talked to him as he looks towards the direction his father was looking at, "You have more pillars for support, and stand by you."
"D-Dad?"
"Just take it one step at a time. Even if you mess up, you will always have our support. Simply breathe, and take it slow. There's no rush", said the male hallucination.
Zak listened to the tones Moxxie and his mother were playing and played a few notes making both of them stop looking at him. He plays a few more notes, and slowly starts to pick up the pace. He gives off a kabuki howl and starts playing the shamisen with expertise until he stopped.
Huh!
His mother and Moxxie soon joined in matching the notes he heard earlier combining all three sounds when he heard Kiki and Verosika vocalizing to their sound until he stopped once again with. Loona soon dropped a base on a turntable with Zak hearing the beat, "Let's go!"
They all harmonized with each other. His father was playing along with him as if guiding him on the tempo and sounds. Zak tried his best to keep up with his sound being overwhelmed by the others. He closed his eyes focusing on the rhythm and sounds of his own instrument unaware of the black and white feathers surrounding them all. He could hear the sounds of the others joining in with his, 'I can hear it! I can hear my sounds blending in with theirs! We're harmonizing, but there's still one that I can't hear', though Zak as he opened his eyes to see Blitzo standing there looking at the floor nervously, 'He doesn't want to join in…because he's afraid…of the sound he'll make. He's afraid…of being accepted. Just like I was, but no more. I won't be afraid of who I am! I won't just help Blitzo, I'll help everyone close to me!' thought a determined Zak playing louder as their song seemingly overwhelms the scene with the feathers glowing brightly.
Reality
Loona and Millie
The girls come up to a three-by-four 12-digit keypad with the only number showing wear and tear was the number 1 while the other numbers appeared untouched.
"Try 1", said Millie.
Loona pressed the number 1 key five times making the door open up accepting their password as they walk through.
"Wow, just…wow. And I thought having your password as 12345 was just sad. Good thing we're smarter than that", said Loona.
Nervous Chuckle "Y-Yeah, y-yeah, we sure are", said Millie shifting her eyes secretly changing the password on her phone while Loona wasn't looking.
Interrogation Room
Blitzo and Moxxie were slowly starting to regain consciousness with Zak still remaining unconscious. Both imps were silent still bound to their chairs, reminiscing about their hallucination trip.
"Do you…Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?" asked Moxxie slowly coming out of his daze.
"Not really", said Blitzo with honesty.
"I remember. You told me I did a good job, and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but you said that because I needed it. And it helped", said Moxxie.
Sigh "Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because, you know, my opinion is correct, but just keep doing a good job, 'kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, and don't expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out", said Blitzo.
"And…Zak?" asked Moxxie on his friends behalf who was still unconscious.
"Tod here…he's a good kid. Yeah he's a little high strung and he should learn to get his hands dirty more often, but he has a lot of potential even before we knew who his MILF mama fucked. I could tell he wasn't a killer, doesn't have that instinct. But he cares a lot, and I guess that compass of his has saved our asses several times. I know that if he ever…ever knocked up my Loonie…he'll do right by her", said Blitzo with small tears in his eyes.
"If he was awake, I'm sure he would be grateful. Thank you, sir", said Moxxie with a small smile.
"You know my name, use it", grumbled Blitzo.
"Copying Zak now? Thanks…Blitzo", said Moxxie as both imps smile.
Zak let out a pulse making his binds glow with white cracks. He tail started to glow as well causing the iron ball that had all their tails chain up crack as well. Zak let out a determined grunt and shattered all their restraints at once.
"You could've done that this whole fuckin' time?!" asked an angry Blitzo.
Groan "Going…down", muttered Zak weakly as he still felt woozy from the effects of the gas.
"Blitzo, I think he couldn't because of the drugs they gave us earlier", said Moxxie helping his friend up.
"Yeah, okay, see this is why nerds always get picked on! Because they have shit tolerance for the real stuff!" said Blitzo annoyed helping him up. A rumbling sound is heard making the trio look up.
Crash
Millie soon crashes down from the ceiling landing in a crouched pose until she spots her husband, and happily rushes up to him.
"There's my Millie!" happily yelled Moxxie hugging his wife.
"Did she just do a hero pose?" muttered Zak drunkenly.
"Impressive work, Mills! How did you get here all by yourself?"
Crash
Loona appears crashing through the one-way mirror using Agent Two as a battering ram. She sees Zak being hoisted up by Blitzo and immediately went down to their side, "Zak!"
"Loonie?!" yelled a shocked Blitzo.
"Blitz, what happened to him?!" asked a concerned Loona.
"Your boy toy is a real lightweight, that's what! What are you doing here?!" asked a concern Blitzo.
"Saving your asses so we can get our asses' outta here before more fuckers show up!" yelled Loona helping Zak stand.
Loona throws Two at One with her hellhound ears popping up from her human disguise as she transforms back into her hellhound form. A wolf howl sound echoes through the room as she jumps down unzipping her backpack. Blitzo and Moxxie pull out guns and cock them while Zak takes out a blue handle Odachi from the backpack, "Impeccable packing skills as always Mox."
"Thanks", smiled Moxxie.
Agent One gets up rubbing his head and slams on a button making the alarm go off alerting the whole building when a bunch of agents appear holding weapons.
"Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today! Guys, let's fuck these fuckers UP!"
An agent with another kusarigama throws the scythe towards Blitzo, only to be caught by Loona on all fours and pulls him into another agent behind them. She keeps the chain in her mouth before a female agent attacks her with her naginata. Loona expertly side steps her attack, and bends backwards dodging another strike before sliding behind her, and stabs her neck with the scythe. She runs around at high speed entangling the chain around several other agents, and yanks on it instantly decapitating them.
Zak rushes forward holding the Odachi in both hands over his head, and swings in a large arc cutting the weapons in half, he swings in a horizontal arc knocking back some agents, and finally swings in a diagonal arc covering the blade with a bit of his power effectively knocking out the agents with the shock wave. He saw several agents charging behind him, and twirled himself in midair using the momentum to cut through several other weapons before using the flat side of the blade to knock out the agents. He parried several shuriken being thrown by another agent, and grabbed his arm to use him as a human shield only to be surprised when his comrades killed him just to try to cut him as well.
Millie jumps high into the air before coming down to slice an agent completely in half with her axe. She sees another agent rushing towards her, and charges him as well fluidly motioning her axe to cut her opponent's arms, then strikes back to cut off his legs, and sliced him vertically effectively killing him. She twirled her axe to parry another agent throwing shurikens at her before Zak appeared behind him punching him against the wall to knock him out. Millie twirled her axe jumping high into the air once again dodging another agent. She lands with her axe pointing at her opponent, and charges head on using her petite stature to cut off her opponents legs and cut a third agent in half. She looks towards her husband smiling happily before rushing off find another agent to kill with a happy smile.
Blitzo and Moxxie stood back to back shooting every agent in sight. Moxxie held up twin machine guns trying to conserve ammo due to the sheer number of agents surrounding them. Blitzo shot several other agents with his flint gun before he discarded it, and reached into the backpack at his feet, "Mox, cover me!"
"Yes, sir!"
Moxxie expended his magazine shooting many agents surrounding them. Blitzo threw several guns at Moxxie as he caught them in midair shooting more oncoming agents just as Blitzo found the knife he was looking for before going on a rampage.
"Eat…my…ass!" grunted Blitzo slicing off another agent's head before taking out his phone, and snapped a selfie with the decapitated head. Moxxie ran out of ammo again before twirling the guns in his hands, and using the butt of the gun as a blunt instrument to knock some agents out, and crack the skull of one at his feet.
Blitzo took out a shotgun shooting down an agent before passing it off to Moxxie as she shot down several more agents surrounding them. Blitzo scrounged around his bag before both imps looked at each other in understanding, and ran off in opposite directions.
Blitzo runs towards Loona climbing on top of her, and shots an agent that charging at them from behind. Loona high kicks an agent in front of her, punches another agent's face breaking his skull, and dives forwards towards a female agent's neck effectively decapitating her while growling ferociously. Blitzo jumps off giving Loona a shotgun before she goes on a rampage shooting several agents, "Die motherfuckers!" yelled Loona angrily with Blitzo staring at her in pride and admiration, "What?!"
"I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie!" said Blitzo with pride snuggling against her fur before giving her a kiss on her cheek, Mwah "Bye sweetie!"
Ugh "Blitz!" groaned Loona in disgust chomping down on an agent in anger and throwing the body at another agent, "Watch out!"
Millie twirls her battle axe cutting down several more agents while Blitzo stands back smiling happily with his hands on his hips, "Hey Mills!"
"Hiya Blitz! Just one sec!" greeted a happy Millie before her smiled turned sinister cutting down some female agents charging at her, and slicking them all in half before twirling her axe slicing one of the agents to chum.
"Do you need a gun or anything?" asked Blitzo nonchalantly offering her a shotgun.
"Nah, I'm good!" cheerfully replied Millie before twirling her axe to use it's momentum to launch herself up in the air, grabbing an agent's head with her thigh, and swung around to slice the others surrounding them. She used her axe's weight to bring herself to the floor chocking the agent between her thighs
"How about some water?" asked Blitzo taking out a water bottle.
"Sure!" cheerfully replied Millie as Blitzo expertly twirls the bottle in his hands, squirts water into her mouth, "Thanks Blitz!" happily sighs Millie crushing the agent's head with her thighs.
"No problemy, Millie-Billie", said Blitzo before rushing over to Zak.
Zak sliced several agent's hands off to force them to drop their weapons, before twirling himself to dodge a spear, and sliced it in half with his Odachi sword. He grabbed the agent's neck hoisting him in midair, and threw him at a group of other agents. He dropped down sweeping his leg to trip another agent, before Blitzo appeared shooting him in the face and several more agents surrounding him before he clocked it, and threw it to Zak as he threw his Odachi to him. Zak twisted the shotgun hitting an agent against his head, clocked it against his neck, and shot a female agent behind him effectively destroying several shuriken thrown at him and hitting her legs to knock her down.
Blitzo sliced off several agent's heads, twirled himself in mid to slice another agent's ankles, and struck the blade up to slice him half, before using his tail to trip a female agent to fall down on the blade. He kicked off the corpse before jumping on top of Zak, and swung down to vertically decapitate a another agent in half, and cut the Achilles of the agents in front of Zak, "Huh, Ya know, I can see why you like these kinds of swords now. But nothing beats a gun", said Blitzo trading weapons once again as he shot several agents behind him.
Zak kicked an agent behind him before slicking off some tendons to prevent them from getting up before he sheathed the sword and got into a runner stance. Another agent saw this and mimicked his actions before both charged at each other. The agent's hands flew off with his sword as he fell to his knees in agony while Zak sheathed his blade, "Some things require skill than just pulling a trigger."
"Ahh, Using one of your mama's quotes huh? Think I can-"
"Not even in this situation Blitzo!" said Zak backhanding an agent charging behind him in the chest, and punched back to knock him back.
"You're just no fun ya know that?" said Blitzo shooting an agent behind him emptying the magazine.
"Now who wants some quality time with Daddy?" growled Blitzo eyeing the mob in front of him cocking rifles in each hands. Blitzo charged forward expertly twirling the guns before using his tail to grab a nearby agent's waist to twirl him around. Blitzo fired several shots as he swung around with the agent, and fired down at him to blow his brains out. He reached into the backpack to take out a spiked iron club to knock a female agent down, and smashed her ribs and face in effectively killing her. He saw a large charging at him, and took out a grenade.
"Fore!" yelled Blitzo hitting the grenade as it exploded blasting the group to pieces.
Agents One and Two are attempted to outrun the chaos together before a body landed in front of them, and his weapon afterwards piercing his chest. The two looked behind them to see Zak hitting several agents with the flat of the blade only to be blocked by several other agents locking weapons with him.
"Why, God, WHY are we only using weapons from Japan's Edo period!?" yelled One.
"Hey! The Edo period was badass!" yelled Two and Zak at the same time shocking each other. Zak head-butted his opponent before grabbing a naginata spear from someone who tried to pierce him from behind, and was pushed back by another agent helping him trying to help their bosses escape.
"Well…can't blame him for liking quality", said Two shrugging her shoulders.
"Yeah, I guess you're right", said One, "Youse seem to agree wit him in a lotta things Two."
"Hey, there's bound to be some people who like the same thing, ya know", shrugged Two looking at him questionably, "Look out!"
Two pulls her partner to the floor with Zak protecting Loona as she shot down several agents with her gun. The two crawled through the floor when a head landed in front of them. They look to their side to see Millie knocking the headless body with her axe before twirling it to attack an oncoming group with blood splattering everywhere.
Moxxie let out a battle cry standing on top of a pile of dead bodies shooting down as many other agents as he could, "Bitches!" yelled out a hysterical Moxxie as he kicked another agent, and shot him at point-blank range.
"Hey Moxxie-"
BANG
"Oof! Oh, Wow, really going for the dick there, ain't'cha?" said Blitzo startling Moxxie making him drop his shotgun as it went off shooting an agent's groin off, "Here, I got it for ya", said Blitzo using his knife to kill the dying agent while stares in regret for his accident.
"Here, hold this", said Blitzo shoving the backpack into Moxxie's arm, and pulls out a giant rocket launcher labeled 'My Dick'.
"The heck?" asked Zak seeing him pull out the massive rocket launcher.
"Oh Shit!" yelled his opponent before running off in the opposite direction.
"Oh yeah, I'm gettin' HARD holding this motherfucker!" yelled Blitzo laughing manically firing a massive rocket labeled 'Pussy Destoryer'.
BOOM
Zak rushes forward tackling Loona and Millie to the ground narrowly avoid the rocket as it blew up causing a massive explosion. Millie, Loona, and Zak look behind them seeing the massive destruction done by the rocket before slowly getting up, "You ever get the feeling that he put that in there as a reference to something?" asked Zak.
"You mean like how you pound my pussy every night with the girls?" snickered Loona playfully jabbing him, "Maybe."
"Oh crumbs, is everyone okay?" OOF asked Moxxie in concern before Blitzo jumped on top of him.
"Whoo! How's that for demon scum?" yelled Blitzo victoriously.
Zak groaned weakly with his vision blurring about to fall when Loona caught him, "Zak, you okay?"
"Yeah, now that the adrenaline is wearing off, I'm still feeling woozy from the tranquilizer and gas. Can't use my powers properly yet", said Zak looking at his hand sparkling confusing Loona.
"Like I said, total lightweight", smirked Blitzo making Loona groan at his comment.
Agents One and Two were hiding under a desk before he motions to his partner over at a button. She nods at him showing that they each thought about the same thing, and hits it in a last desperate attempt. The group is suddenly startled as the alarms go off knowing that they needed to escape quickly.
"Oh shit, c'mon fam, lets blow this cock-sicle joint!" yelled Blitzo attempting to flee when the door suddenly comes down with various metal doors closing. They could hear various doors being slammed shut with the whole building going on lockdown, and the lights going off.
"Quick! The book!" yelled Moxxie.
Loona pulls out the grimoire from the backpack and attempts to read it with the only light available being the flashing red light. Zak tries to illuminate the room with his power, but his seal kept shorting out blinding him temporarily.
"Shit! I can't…I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick! And Zak's powers are still going haywire because of the drugs in his system!" said Loona.
"Lightweight", muttered Blitzo.
"Not now!" yelled everyone in frustration at Blitzo making him flinch.
Groan "Crap, looks like it's a melee from here on out", groaned Zak picking up his Odachi.
"Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery", said Blitzo searching himself for more weapons, but comes out empty-handed. Loona emits a feral growl as Agents One and Two approached them with some of the injured agents that survived readying themselves.
"Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now", mocked Two only to be surprised when their shadows suddenly emits an ominous growl, and the screens on the computers flickering.
A tall skinny shadow with glowing red eyes start appearing in various locations when the screens started launching themselves at them, effectively killing some immobile agents. The equipment soon starts to rattle with cables popping out and strangling other survivors, "Who DARES threaten my impish little plaything?"
"That voice…" whispered Loona.
"Lord Stolas?" whispered Zak in shock.
"Who said that?" yelled One in panic with a large monstrous shadow figure with six eyes appearing behind the demons, and disembodied footprints appeared on the floor going towards the agents. Another monitor hits Agent One in the face, knocking him down. He gets up again to see his partner standing there with his back to him, "Agent Two?"
Agent Two's head begins to spasm with her eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and horror scaring One. He looked around to see that some of the dead bodies and other injured agents having violent spasms as if they were having a seizure while in pain with their eyes suddenly going completely black. They all converge around Two when they suddenly kneel to the floor when her head twists around but her body does not making One whimper in fright.
"What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?" said Two in a dark melodious voice mixed with her own.
The dead bodies use their own blood to draw a summoning circle around her with precise details despite the very little lighting. Two's head whips back to it's normal orientation, lets out a demonic cry with black shadows and feathers fly out of her mouth making Zak remember his drug trip. Two groans in pain with One helping her noticing that she was back to her normal self. They both look up, and a horrified by the sight of being surrounded by demonic shadows.
The feathers soon morphed into a monstrous owl-like shadow beast form laughing menacingly. The shadow beast approaches roars loudly at the agents the two agents huddling together in fright. It pulls back and turns into Stolas that the IMP group was familiar with all 4 eyes opening and glowing red at the humans. He turns away from them and clicks a button ending the lockdown, and turning on the emergency power. He walks up to the IMP group especially in front of Blitzo.
"Stolas? Wha-you…hold on…how did ya know that we needed help?" asked a confused Blitzo at what he just witnessed.
"I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?" said Stolas in a kind tone as he forward, gazing into Blitzo's eyes as he places a comforting hand on his cheek. Blitzo rolls his eyes and groans at this gesture making Moxxie and Zak look at each other remembering once again their hallucinations, and back again at Blitzo.
Ugh "I'm fine, Stolas", groaned Blitzo.
"Mm. Good", softly replied Stolas before roughly grabbing his cheek, "How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble, I get in trouble", said Stolas in an angry tone, "We don't want that!"
"They caught us off guard, your highness", said Moxxie gently swatting away Stolas' hand after squeezing Blitzo's cheeks.
"We're deeply sorry about this Lord Stolas, sir", said Zak bowing in front of him.
"Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again, okay?" groaned Blitzo feeling embarrassed.
"Luckily for you, most don't believe the words of the demon-obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks! Giggle Kooks! Such a silly word!" said Stolas looking relieved and please with himself before clapping his hands together, "But, since they were planning to do unspeakable things to you without my permission, I think it's best if I just rip out their souls." Snap
Stolas snapped his fingers making the dead bodies reanimate once again with some of the ones that managed to survive to cry out in pain and mercy before they chocked to death, and crawled towards One and Two. The two agents whimpered in fear and terror not wanting to die when a large thunderous sound suddenly got everyone's attention.
A red circle with a phul symbol with runes appeared with a purple magic seal containing a heptagon sigil with runes appearing around the outer edge circulating at the same speed as the phul circle. Zak looked up noticing the runes around the new magic seal recognized some of the runes, "Enochian?"
Two figures appeared dropping to the ground standing back to back. The first figure revealed herself to be Bella reading her guns in each hand, and the figure behind her was a male. He had pale white skin with a faint purple angelic glow around him. He had deep purple eyes, long dark hair tied in a neat ponytail. He had a white duster coat with a dark purple sleeveless shirt underneath, black fingerless gloves on each hand, grey pants with a white belt, white combat boots on his feet, and a pitch black muffler around his neck. A light purple halo with spikes around it similar to a crown floated above his head symbolizing his status as an angel.
Bella looked around her noticing the agents, and instantly shot all her guns hitting all the agents in the head effectively. Bella jumped on the male figure behind her, stretching out her legs, and shot both heel-guns as they ricochet around the room hitting all the agents except for One and Two.
"Reminds me of the first time you got my guns off" seductively said Bella.
The man held her around her waist as he took out a dagger and created a white circle in midair making Stolas' eyes widen in shock. The circle soon expanded disintegrating all of the possessed dead humans leaving behind glowing white orbs stained with black slime where they once stood. The slime slowly disappeared and all the orbs flew up to the man where they merged into a glowing bright sphere.
"Belladonna? What-", said Stolas before he interrupted himself noticing the angelic figure behind her making him growl in anger slowly transforming into his demonic form once again, "You! Get away from her you-"
"Stolas calm down! It's-"
"Belladonna, get away from him! He's-"
"Stollas, now's not a good time for this! Just trust me-"
"'Not a good time'?! Belladonna that…that scoundrel is one of our-"
The angelic figure stood in front of Bella taking out his dagger again as it glowed purple as if protecting her, "You have something to say to me…Ars Goetia?"
"No one is going to hurt my Blitzy or someone as sweet and dear as Bella-"
"Will both of you shut it for just a second?!" yelled Bella angrily as she rushed over to Zak's side.
Stolas looked on as the man slowly approached them noticing a distinct resemblance between the incubus and the angelic figure. He then notices the black and white muffler the angel and Bella had around their necks as he put all the pieces together making his eyes widen, "Ooh Belladonna…don't tell me you…and…but…how-"
"Stolas, there's a time and place for things. This isn't one of them. Please open a portal so that we can go back", said Bella helping her son up with Loona. The rest of the group hid behind Stolas in fear of the new figure sensing imminent danger from him.
"Fine, but not before I get those souls he has", said Stolas pointing to the large glowing orb in the angel's hand.
"Just try it Ars Goetia", warned the figure reading his dagger, "These souls deserve to be judged fairly."
"Judge fairly?! I don't think so! They are my property as I rightfully have claim to them when they drew MY seal!" said Stolas angrily.
"You took possession of them once they were dead or dying! You have no right to these souls!" argued the angel.
"Stolas, just let the souls go, and open a fucking portal already!" argued Bella.
"Belladonna, I love you as if you were my own sibling, but I will not be swindled out of my own rightful claim especially when this ruffian thinks he can just waltz in here and-"
"And what Ars Goetia?" said a new feminine voice shocking everyone including the angel when he saw a petite size girl wearing a simple white strap dress, white shoes, and a large sun hat on top of her head with a light blue spiked halo similar to a crown floating above. She had long dark blonde hair that went past her shoulders, and pale white skin with a light blue tint. Her eyes were a deep royal blue that seemed to hold a serene calm, but a powerful force behind it.
"Sis?! How-"
"We will talk later brother, and I will see to the judging of these souls. As for you, Ars Goetia, open a portal to your realm and let us in", ordered the female angel.
"Oh shit, who's she?" whispered Blitzo making Stolas flinch back, "Stolas?"
The female angel took a step towards Stolas making him flinch when the male angel stepped in front of her, "Sis, I can explain all of this. Just-"
The angel stopped himself from talking when she just raised her hand, and looked at her side noticing Zak being held up by Belladonna. She looked at him as if seeing deep inside his past actions making him worry with Bella shaking in worry. The female angel suddenly reached out to pet Zak on his head in a supposedly kind manner, "Good boy for trying your best not to kill humans. I'm proud of you."
"Thank…you?" asked a confused and worried Zak not knowing what to say and wary of her.
"Stolas, please open the portal…now!" said Bella emphasizing the word as Stolas did what he was told.
Groan "Very well. I, Stolas of the Ars Goetia, do properly invite you in. Just don't expect me to be a generous host", groaned Stolas in frustration carrying Blitzo bridal style.
"Yes, please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible", muttered Moxxie still wary about the two newcomers. Moxxie hops through and helps Millie through the portal after him. Loona and Bella walk through next helping Zak up when they were greeted by Maddie and Verosika with her crew after they received word of their capture.
"Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy?" asked Stolas in a lustful tone.
"Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?" bluntly asked Blitzo.
"Very much so", moaned Stolas leaning in for a kiss when Blitzo grabs the back of his head and pulls him back making Stolas blush.
"Alright, but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps", said Blitzo as he runs a finger down Stolas' face as he shudders with obvious pleasure, and his feathers fluffing out.
"Oh, please do~", moaned Stolas as the two partake in a French kiss. The portal closes behind them while Agents One and Two watch them leave.
"So…what now?" asked Two.
"'What now'? We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken seriously!" said One typing on a computer showing images of the imps, Zak, and Stolas on several monitors. The two agents put their glasses back on while trying to fix themselves, Chuckle "Nobody in corporate is ignoring this."
Hell
"Zakie, I was so worried when I heard-"
"All of you get back!" ordered Tex growling ferociously when the two angels walked through the portal and their heavenly glow dimming, but retained their heavenly form.
"Tex? What's-"
"These guys are Exterminators! I can smell the disgusting scent of Heaven on them!" growled Tex making Bella step in front of them confusing Maddie, Verosika, and her crew.
"Whoa! Stand down big boy! It's not what you think! He helped me rescue Zak!" said Bella shocking everyone, "Everyone, please let me introduce you to Zak's father, The Archangel Zadkiel, the Angel of Mercy. This is his twin sister the Archangel Gabriel, the Angel of Strength and…my sister-in-law", said Bella making Gabriel look at her with her blank stare making her feel uncomfortable, "Surprise."
"Otherwise known as the Heavenly Twins", explained Stolas in a disgusted tone.
"Holy fu-"
"And also are two of the Seven Heavenly Princes. One, who need I remind you Blitzy, are more than a challenge for me alone. Let alone two of them", said Stolas covering Blitzo's mouth not wanting to fight them, "But if you ask me I don't know why-"
"Stolas, go fuck your imp dildo as your reward while we get acquainted alright?! This is stressful enough as it is", angrily muttered Bella through her teeth feeling her sister-in-law continue to stare at her when Zadkiel walked between them to protect his wife and son.
"Gaby, please. I can explain all this. I-"
"Zee, you're not that good at hiding things. I've known about her for a long time. It was very obvious from the start. The reason I came here…is to judge my nephew", said Gabriel.
