Chastity

Summary: One-shot Somewhere Roxas's sanity was laughing at his current predicament. Roxas/Alice

Disclaimer: Own nothing Disney, including Kingdom Hearts

To put it simply Roxas was having a bad day. He was lost, the flowers were taller than normal trees and they fucking talked too. And then there had been that bitch of a queen who seemed to have shoved a fork up her ass. That actually wouldn't surprise him, after all her face and her ass could be easily mistaken as the other. Oh, and to top it off, the cherry on the proverbial sundae, if being lost, bitchy queens and talking flowers wasn't enough, there was an overgrown caterpillar sitting in front of him.

Talking.

Smoking.

Roxas just wanted to scream.

Or bang himself in the head repeatedly until he blacked out.

Or he could just kill the freaking caterpillar.

But that probably wouldn't go over to well with the friggen flowers.

Somewhere Roxas's sanity was laughing at his current predicament.

Roxas cursed Demyx to high hell for getting sick. If it hadn't been for the musician's damn faulty immune system he would be sharing this mental torture. And despite the older boy's tendency to be slightly annoying, his company would have been better than no company.

So, in the middle of the damn flower-infested forest Roxas wished, out-loud he might add, for company. And that damn stripped cat with his fucking knowing grin, decided to grace the pissed off teen with his presence. And of course he just had to say it,

"Be careful for what you wish for."

And Roxas had a headache the size of The End Of The World, he was as confused as hell, the damn overgrown worm's smoke was making him lightheaded and he just wanted to get the hell out of the god-fucking-forsaken world.

And then the stupid, damn, good for nothing cat's freaking words made sense.

All because suddenly she was there, standing before him- a ray of eternal sunlight. She looked so young and naïve and innocent. She was just so utterly pure.

Roxas got the distinct feeling that he needed to run. It was the only way he could save the innocence before him. He was corrupted, dark and tainted. He didn't want to corrupt her too.

He needed to save her from himself.

He was going to run. Then she looked up and he met her eyes and suddenly he was flying and he was falling. He was laughing and he was dying. Her lips quirked upward into a welcoming grin and her eyes sparkled.

He couldn't remember when he ever saw something so beautiful.

Roxas should run now but his feet seemed to be glued to the ground.

That's it then, he thinks to himself, sighing inwardly. And the boat is sinking a mile away from the harbor and it's too late to send an SOS and it's too late to learn to swim. Everything is going down; everything is sinking. And chastity be damned, is drowning right along with everything else.

And Roxas is vaguely happy that Demyx got sick.

And he thinks that despite the hell he's drowning in, today wasn't such a bad day.

Damn. This was supposed to be all dark. But it's 11:00 PM. And it' s become humor.

Sorry for all the cusing. When I have a bad day I tend to rant and cuss like that. I think its normal for most carbon-based creatures.

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-Frozen-Passion-