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The next thing Jack noticed was a minty taste in his mouth. And scrubbing. Violent scrubbing too. He never brushed his teeth like that. Wait a minute, someone was brushing his teeth? Jack opened an eye carefully. Wow, he didn't remember the sun being this bright. He opened his other eyes, and spotted the violent teeth brusher. It was Daniel, and he was looking pissy.

"Awake yet? You asshole!" Daniel muttered. "You sure took your damn time!"

What? Asshole? Time? Jack was a bit confused here.

Daniel just shoved a glass of water in his hands, along with some aspirine. "Here, take this."

Jack figured that doing what Daniel asked him to do was for the better, especially as Daniel was armed with a toothbrush and was obviously in a violent mood. He downed the water, thinking that the toothpasty flavour was quite nice. Then Daniel started to towel his head violently. "What's that for!" He managed to get out.

"Left over toothpaste," Daniel growled. "And for being an inconsiderate asshole!"

"What?" Jack asked. He had been an inconsiderate asshole? When? Oh. Last night. With the cuddling, and the not wanting to have sex. Well, he had wanted it, obviously. But the time just hadn't been right. He didn't want to be his first time with Daniel to be a drunken roll in the hay.

Daniel looked confused and hurt suddenly. "You don't remember?"

Oh crap. Now Daniel was thinking that last night had been Jack being drunk and stupid, when that was only half true. He watched Daniel move away, still holding the towel and looking quite close to tears. Double crap. "I remember everything! It's just that my brain wakes up later than the rest of my body!" He said, and smiled. Hopefully that would reassure Daniel.

Daniel eyed him suspiciously, and flung the towel behind him, on the floor. "You remember everything?"

Jack nodded. "Every single detail."

"Me spilling lemonade on my shirt?"

"Yep." Oh, he definitely remembered that. It had led to shirtless Daniel after all. Like he was going to forget that.

"You grabbing my ass as I was helping you up the stairs because you were too drunk to do it yourself?"

"Yeah…" Dammit, he had hoped Daniel hadn't noticed that!

"What about the part where I was all over you, begging for it and you still turned me down?"

Well, he wouldn't quite put it like that. It really had been for Daniel's own good, but Daniel looked so angry that Jack decided not to say that. "Er, yes?"

"The kissing? Do you remember the kissing?"

Jack grinned at that. "I definitely remember kissing!" And he was hoping for a repeat performance, to be honest.

Daniel lunged forward, and pinned Jack to the bed. Whoa, hadn't seen that one coming. "What about the bit where you FELL ASLEEP, ASSHOLE!"

"I'm, er, sorry?" Jack offered, as he stared into Daniel's eyes. Were his pupils always this dilated? Jack didn't think so.

"Oh, you will be once I'm through with you," Daniel growled.

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