I don't own Dragonball Z or any other anime shows. I don't even have my own house yet.

Chapter 4: The Secret Revealed

Vegeta loses interest in the ongoing battle, "Where's that dangerously intelligent duo?" He takes off in search of them.

Meanwhile, Cathy and Jessie are lying down, a little breathless.

"Phew," Jessie breaks the silence, "you were right, this was a lot of work. I'm gonna take a nap."

Cathy cuts in, "You're gonna take a nap while Frieza is…"

"About to lose?" Jessie finishes Cathy's sentence with the wrong ending.

"Well," Cathy gives in, "I guess a nap would be nice." The Colorless pair falls asleep.

"There they are!" Vegeta says about five minutes later. "How dare they take a nap."

"Hey, Vegeta!" Goku yells causing Vegeta to twitch in surprise.

"Ka-Kakarot! What are you doing here? Did you finally finish Frieza?"

"Hee, hee. Try saying that five times fast." Goku chuckles.

"Quiet!"

"What for?"

"Those girls down there are asleep. They need to stay that way."

"Why?"

"They are dangerous."

"How come?"

"Stop asking questions!"

"But…"

"No, shut up. Let me talk. Don't say another word." Vegeta becomes very aggravated. "Those two girls have immeasurable knowledge. They can transform into whatever they want and use the powers of the beings they become."

"What's wrong with that? All I know is they fixed the planet. They can't possibly be evil."

"I see. So now you are being naïve? These girls can very easily deceive you. Actually, anyone can very easily deceive you, but you get my point, I hope."

"Yeah, sure," Goku lies. "I still don't see why you hate them."

Flashback:

Jessie's talking to Vegeta. "…so I told Cathy the whole story and she was like, 'No way!' and I was like, 'Way!' and she was like, 'Seriously?' and I was like, 'Seriously.'…

End Flashback

"That brown-haired one, 'Jessie' she calls herself, she would never be quiet. She went on and on about nothing and something at the same time."

"That's understandable," Goku says, folding his arms. "Now, what about the other one?"

"Who, 'Cathy'?"

Goku nods his head.

Flashback:

Playing chess… "You will never win against me, the undefeated champion of chess." Cathy makes her move, "Checkmate." Vegeta is stunned, "What! - Nooooo…!"

End Flashback

"That's none of your concern. We need to leave, NOW!"

Goku whines, "But, Vegeta, I want to properly introduce myself to them."

"No, we'll have none of that. Besides, you don't even know the meaning of 'proper'. There are some space pods a few miles south of here. We can use those." Vegeta departs in a hurry.

Goku stays behind a little longer; a sad expression exists on his face.

"Maybe I could do that sleeping hypnosis thing," Goku says to himself hopefully.

He drops down by the duo and says, "Thanks for helping me you two. You're welcome to EARTH at any time." He adds more emphasis to 'Earth' hoping they'd at least get that part of the message.

Jessie's face turns red as she tries not to laugh.

Goku, however, is afraid, "Oh, NO! Maybe I did it wrong. Her head looks like it might explode. What have I done!"

Cathy's face joins Jessie's.

"Now hers too? This wasn't supposed to happen." He clamps his head in shame. "I'm a murderer!"

Cathy and Jessie could hold it no longer. They burst into laughter, while rolling on the ground. Goku's arms go limp, and he stares at the uncontrollably laughing aliens. His right eyebrow raises and sweat drops develop behind his head. The laughter subsides.

Jessie while giggling says, "Of course we'll go to Earth. We might as well enjoy our new found freedom."

Goku, now calm, asks the one question that's been bothering him forever. "Are you evil?"

"Cut!" yells Roosha. "That's not you line; try again." "One minute," Goku reaches into his hair and pulls out the script. He reads, "What did you wish for? Oh, okay. Got it!" Roosha yells, "Rolling!"

Goku, now calm, asks the one question that's been bothering him forever. "What did you wish for?"

Jessie answers, "Oh that's easy. We told the dragon to put a shield around Namek and hide the light show."

Goku smiles triumphantly, "I get it. You didn't lie to Frieza at all."

Flashback:

Cathy speaks up quickly, "The Namekian dragon has so much power that he can hide the whole light show deal. It's perfect for surprises."

End Flashback

"You were perfectly honest."

Vegeta stops in mid-flight. "What is Kakarot doing? He should be following me." Vegeta predicts the worst.

Prediction:

"Hi, I'm Goku. Nice to meet you." He holds out both hands so he can shake theirs at the same time.

"I'm Jessie, she's Cathy." They each take a hand and shake.

(Reader discretion is advised.) Goku explodes from spontaneous combustion. Cathy and Jessie laugh maniacally.

End Prediction

"No. That's not fair. I'm the one to kill Kakarot, not them." He instantly doubles back.

I enjoyed writing this chapter because it included Goku and Vegeta engaged in conversation. There will be a little more of that in the next chapter. In case you got confused, Vegeta thought that Goku would have been killed by the Colorless girls. He didn't really die from spontaneous combustion. I wouldn't really do that to him. That's just wrong. One more thing, I can't play chess if my life depended on it. (Well maybe for my life, but I'm not as great as most people.)