This is the last time I'm typing this. I don't own Dragonball Z or any other anime shows. This disclaimer shall be for the rest of the chapters in this story as well.
Chapter 9: Intro:Again
Piccolo watches Goku approach the group. "Are you going to tell everyone? They deserve to know also."
"What? You heard!" Goku freaks out.
"I don't have these ears for nothing. I'll tell them what they need to hear." Piccolo explains everything to the others, except the part about Trunks' name, origin, and the Colorless pair. While he does this, Goku stretches his arms in the air.
"That's the signal," Jessie says.
"Alright, get going," Cathy pushes her. Jessie changes to look like a random human.
She gets into earshot of Vegeta and shouts, "Saiyans masticate canine feces for breakfast!"
"What!" Vegeta's eyes widen. He looks around to see the source of the insult. "Who said that. Come out you coward or I'll hunt you down."
"He's not moving, yell something else," Cathy says telepathically.
"That's right. I said, 'Saiyans masticate canine feces for breakfast. They must have a lack of hearing too. Maybe I should yell louder."
Vegeta ascends into the air. "There you are. I'll kill you for that comment."
"Run, Jessie. Run." Cathy screams. Jessie tries to run as slow as a normal human but as soon as Vegeta gets too close, Cathy sticks out her foot and trips him. Vegeta lands face first into the sand and slides. When his momentum runs out, the rest of his body flops down. With his dignity lost, Vegeta rises from the sand. Anger fills his face as he gives up chasing the insulter. He rejoins the group, and everyone is prepared to go home. Goku shows his friends his new Instant Transmission technique, and Cathy and Jessie return to the spot they'll meet Goku.
"They should be here any minute now," Jessie states impatiently. Cathy taps her foot. Goku appears with his friends, excluding Vegeta.
"Hi, Jessie, Cathy," he greets. "Everyone, meet Jessie and Cathy," he says while pointing. "Jessie and Cathy, meet…everyone."
There's an awkward silence. Piccolo gets annoyed, "Would somebody say something. We're wasting time just standing here."
Krillin speaks up, "I don't understand what's so special about them. They look like humans to me."
"Uh…um…," Goku tries to come up with an explanation. "Well…I know they can heal planets. They healed Namek, and…and…they could speak to the Namekian Dragon. Uh…that's all I got." Goku looks hopeful at everyone. Cathy and Jessie look embarrassed.
"Why don't we let them introduce themselves?" Bulma suggests.
"Good idea," Cathy agrees. "Why don't you tell them about us Jessie?"
"My pleasure. I'm Jessie; she's Cathy. Our species is Colorless. We have been the best of friends since I can remember. We lived on a planet called Miraj (pronounced Mirage). At about 10 years of age we left Miraj to continue our training and learning. It's sort of what you would call college. Colorless are very fast learners, however, so we planned to return to Miraj in at least a year. That year passed peacefully and we returned to Miraj, or where it should have been. Instead of returning home, we confronted Frieza. He realized the power we possessed and locked us up, only to release us as weapons."
"So you're saying your home planet was destroyed?" Bulma asks.
"Yeah," Cathy confirms.
"I'm really sorry. I…I had no idea," Goku says.
Krillin questions with fear, "Frieza locked you up because of your powers?" The girls nod their heads. "What kind of powers do you have?"
"Cathy you take this one," Jessie says.
"Oh, alright. We have the ability to change our DNA. We can become other people, animals, and (after a lot of training) objects. We can also heal planets; rock formations, waterways, plants, but not animals. The first thing we usually do on a planet is look for a library that carries information on the whole planet. All we have to do is touch the shelf and we know everything about every book on that shelf. Speaking of libraries, is there one or two on this planet?"
"Don't answer that question!" Vegeta yells, startling everyone. "You two shouldn't be he here. You weren't invited. Go away before I wipe you out."
"Vegeta!" Goku shouts, getting ready to defend his new friends. "I invited them before I left with you to get to the space pods." Goku states with a frown.
"What!" Vegeta steps back, "You…you said you sang them a lullaby."
Goku smiles, "You believed me."
Vegeta's anger level rises. "If only I were the one to introduce you first. You'd be considered evil and dangerous," he says to the duo.
Goku can't help himself. He really wants to continue picking on his rival. "Guess what else?"
"What, Kakarot?"
"Cathy and Jessie distracted you so I could get everyone here without you."
"What? When?"
Jessie clears her throat. Vegeta looks at her. She transforms into that random human form.
"Saiyans masticate canine feces for breakfast," she laughs and returns to normal.
Vegeta's now ready to isolate himself due to humiliation. Cathy just has to get the last laugh.
"Hey Vegeta, Checkmate!"
Vegeta twitches, growls, and clenches his fists as he takes off to pout in solitude.
I know, I know. I was mean to Vegeta. I apologize to all Vegeta fans for making him the bad guy of the story, but he is the key to fixing the biggest problem of all. So keep reading and you'll find out just how important to the story he is. By the way masticate means chew, canine means dog,(I'm sure you knew that.) and feces means poop.(You probably knew that too.)