A/N- if you guys haven't noticed, this story has a new name! THANKS TO SONGTRESS OF VICTORY! YOU ROCK! Oh and if they act too childish, I don't have an excuse, but maybe this works?

Cagalli: ANGEE! WHY DO I HAVE TO KISS ATHRUN IN THE STORY?

Angee: CHILL! My script you know.

Cagalli: Don't you know he has garlic breath?

Athrun: What? CAGALLI!

Angee: Every AsuCaga has to make the characters at least kiss twice! It's an unwritten rule!

Athrun: I DON'T HAVE GARLIC BREATH!

Cagalli: How do you know?

Angee: I know cause, I read almost all the AsuCaga there are!

Cagalli: Who cares?

Angee: God you're annoying! You know what? I'm going to call in Rin, from my one-shot, "Killer Love!" RIIN!

(Rin comes over)

Rin: What? I was talking to Sesshoumaru.

Angee: Could you cast a spell over Cagalli& co? They are so mature!

Rin: Uh…You wants them to, what?

Angee: To let them be a kid again sometime!

Rin: Uh…You mean childish?

Angee: Sure!

(Background)

Cagalli: GARLIC BREATH!

Athrun: MISSTRESS WITH MENTAL DISABLITITIES TO SORT OUT THE SMELLS OF MINTY BREATH!

Angee: Okay…so do it…

Rin: Uh…Ok…TIME UNWINDS FOR CAGALLI& CO, BODY DOESN'T CHANGE BUT MIND UNAGES, LET IT GO, LET IT GO!

Angee: Okay…did it work?

Athrun: Doo doo head!

Cagalli: Fart!

Angee: Haha! It worked!

Rin: Well, got to go!

Angee: BYE!

A/N- I know! Very weird! Here's what I always forget to type.

DISCLAIMER: Do not own…Gundam Seed…Can't breath…I said it okay? Stupid lawyers…GAH! OKAY! OKAY! SMART AND INTELLIGENT! AND VIOLENT!

A/N- Haha! Story time! (Drinks pop)

Athrun was glaring at the camera that was shoved in his face. He yelled, "SHOVE OFF! I FEEL LIKE MURDERING SOMEONE!" Even though that was a lame threat and he was cuffed, restraining him from doing anything, the reporter scrammed.

Athrun smirked, but was pulled into a car. The guy's name was Kira.

Athrun said, "Hi, you know me, but I don't know you. So introduce yourself."

Kira glared at him menacingly and stated, "Shut up, I don't talk to mental retards."

Athrun glared back and looked out the window.

In a few minutes, they arrived at St.Mujitsu hospital. Athrun smirked when Kira uncuffed him.

Kira said, "Don't go anywhere.

Then his cell phone rang. He picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hey Kira! It's Lacus! I hope you can make it for my B-day!"

"Of course Lacus! I wouldn't miss it for the world!"

"Okay! Love ya! Oh my!"

"What happened? I heard a crash!"

"Well, Haro ate bad fish today! Pink Tabby cats are so hard to handle!"

"Lacus, you have the only pink tabby, since, ever!"

"Eh heh!"

"I heard another crash!"

"HARO! NOT THE PRICELESS ITEMS!"

"I'll leave you to your work! Or do you want me to come over?"

"It's okay! I got it! Bye! HARO! NOT THE CURTAINS!"

(Dooot)

"Awkward… Hey, Mr.Zala? Where are you? OMG! He's gone! SHIT!"

He ran around the hospital grounds and pulled out his walkie-talkie and yelled, "CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!"

The other voice asked, "Elephants on strike? Sending reinforcements!"

Kira yelled, "Not that! Code dark blue!"

"ATM machine gone haywire? Sending mechanics!"

"Baby blue?"

"Killer on the loose? Sending reinforcements!"

Kira slapped his forehead.

Moments later, the hospital was surrounded by police cars…And zoo keepers, and mechanics…

A nurse came out and asked, " Is there a problem officers?"

Kira yelled, "There is a killer in there! Get away!"

The nurse looked at him with her violet eyes and played with her hair.

She asked, "You mean Zala?"

"YES!" he shoved her to the side.

Athrun came out and yelled, "Hey Stellar! Where are y-"

He stopped, when he spotted guns on him.

Athrun yelled, "What now? Is talking to a nurse ILLEGAL NOW?"

The police looked at Kira. Kira laughed nervously.

Stellar the nurse said, "Don't worry officers! Zala here is in the hands of an ex-officer!"

Athrun dropped his jaw and asked, "You? An officer?"

The cops nodded and dragged Kira away.

Stellar looked at Athrun and asked, "So! Down to business! Do you want a patient to look after? It's easy! You just have to bring him/her food, water, medications, etc!"

"Uh…sure?" he replied.

Stellar nodded and started searching him.

Athrun raised an eyebrow.

She replied, "I can't have a killer with weapons in here!"

Athrun nodded.

After that, he explored the hospital. He noted where the bathroom, the office and the vending machine are.

Stellar gave him his patient. It was a little girl that had amnesia for 2 weeks now. The girl had brown hair and red eyes.

Athrun wondered, "What happened to her?"

Stellar signaled him to sit on a chair. He sat down and she followed in suit.

Stellar started, "This girl," She pointed to the girl, "She was found on Mujitsu street, her body was damaged badly, so we can't identify her. She made it out all right after the surgery."

"Man, that's harsh, no memory at all." Said Athrun.

"Stellar Louissier, please report to the office, there is a call for you." The speaker said.

Stellar waved a goodbye and walked out of the room.

Athrun sat on the bed of the girl. The girl shivered. Athrun pulled the blanket up.

"Thank you brother."

The girl kept her eyes closed.

Athrun asked, "What's your name?"

The girl replied, "You should know brother! You ARE my brother? YOU AREN'T! AHHH!"

Stellar slammed the door open, and glared at Athrun. Athrun put his hands up in defense.

"It wasn't me! She just screamed!" he said.

Stellar looked at him suspiciously and ordered, "Calm her down!"

Athrun asked, "I can't calm kids down! Can't you?"

Stellar stated, "It's a test."

Athrun sighed and said, "Brother is here! The bad man won't get you now, princess."

Athrun's dignity went down the drain when Stellar started giggling.

The girl smiled and said, "Brother! Don't call me princess! Or I'll scream!"

Athrun smirked and said, "Open you eyes, PRINCESS."

The girl smirked and screamed.

Stellar covered her ears and glared at Athrun.

Meanwhile, Cagalli walked into an ice-cram shop. (A/N- YAY ICE-CREAM!)

The person on the counter asked, "What kind of ice-cream do you want?"

Cagalli smiled and answered, "Pieces of fudge on fudge ice-cream and on a fudge covered cone!"

The person said, "Well, alrighty! I'm surprised you're so thin!"

Cagalli was about to respond, when a voice from the back yelled, "DEARKA! GET YOUR LAZY ASS BACK HERE!"

Dearka grimaced and replied, "Boss! I have a customer!"

"Then hurry up!"

Dearka scooped up some ice-cream and said, "$2.25 please!"

Cagalli dropped her money on the table and walked out.

She licked the ice-cream cone and said, "Hmmm! FUDGE!"

A/N- I know that was useless! But at least Dearka was introduced and Cagalli was in it!

Riddle time! "Sometimes two can be added to eleven to get one. When does that happen?"

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