Naruto Plays DDR!

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Homestarrunner.

I don't own the big butt song.

I did not copy the idea for this but… there were other people who did similar stories like this so I wanted to do my own version.

"Oh if you want to be possessive, it's just i-t-s but if you want to have a contraction it's i-t-apostrophe-s!" Orochimaru sang in the shower.

5 min later

"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!" Orochimaru sang, making breakfast.

5 min later

"And that's the grammar lesson for today." Orochimaru concluded.

"Orochimaru-kun, if abbreviations are supposed to make words shorter, how come 'abbreviation' is such a long word?" Kimimaru stated.

"That's because you're an idiot." Kabuto stated.

"WAHH! Sensei! Kaubto is bullying me!"

"Kabuto! You're going to your room." Orochimaru said.

"Okay…"

5 Minutes later…

"HOLY (beep) WHAT THE (beep) ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" Kabuto shrieked.

"Nothing hunny, just being the FBI (Female body inspector)"

"I AIN'T A CROOK!" Kabuto screeched.

"I'M SUING!"

-The next day-

"Orochimaru. You are being sued by Yakushi Kabuto for all your (Ahem) damn money." Ibiki stated.

"You must report to the judge immediately."

"I wonder what the nice judge wants from me…" Orochimaru said.

"Kids! Be nice when mommy Orochimaru is with the nice judge.

"Hai!"

-A poofy jutsu later-

(We are going to skip the nonsense to go to the trail. The judical system is different in Konohana in my story.)

"Do you have an opening statement Shino? (Kabuto's lawyer)" Tsunade asked.

"Yes. This hideous (Orochimaru:T-T) S-rank criminal is guilty of raping Yakushi Kabuto. Who wants sushi?" Shino asked.

"How do you plead Orochimaru?"

"Guilty as charged. Before you give me a sentence, I would like to say that it wasn't 'rape'"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes judgy wudgy"

"Never call me that ever again."

"Orochimaru. Please tell the court why you think you aren't as guilty as you are."

"Well, I don't like to admit it but my nose is fake."

"(Gasp)"

"Yes I know that was a surprise. One day, I was reading a bedtime story to Kabuto when my nose fell off in his bed. I didn't want to wake the poor baby up with the harsh lights so I felt around the bed to find my nose. I didn't grapple my nose, I took hold of something that got larger and larger with every second of me holding it. I got scarred for my little boy. I was thinking that it was a beast so I sat on it. I only had a robe so…"

"WOAH! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Shino screeched.

"ORDER IN THE COURT! Orochimaru, I do believe what you said was VERY inappropriate. Shino, do you have anything to say?"

"Yes your honor. My client Yakushi Kabuto says that that was not how the case happened. Kabuto says that he was sleeping when he heard a creep at the door. He screamed at the unprovoked sexual assault that left him scarred for life. I have evidence. This is a sheet from Kabuto's bed. As you can see, it was both Kabuto's and Orochimaru's (ahem) DNA on it."

"Did the jury come up with a verdict?"

"Yes your honor. We find the defendant… not guilty… We did if for the sake of our children. If it helps, he looked guilty…" Iruka stated.

"OVERULED! This man is obviously gay and will be condemned to a life of 70's t.v shows! MUWHAHAHH!" Tsunade laughed manically.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ORochimaru screeched.

That wasn't so bad was it? Meh. It wasn't that great but I had to get the idea out of my head.