Here's the gift! It's not really great, but it's what I did!
Platypus (I hate you)
Jake Long, Snoopy and Yugi were in a filming studio, now prepared to do their videoclip of American Idiot. Yugi was in the guitar, Jake in the bass and Snoopy in the drums.
Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground
Snoopy was hitting the drums really hard, Jake was getting the rhythm on his veins, and Yugi was dancing while playing the guitar. The girl who was filming everything started dancing.
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want
to hear.
Yugi was seen in the TV right at that moment, and made the famous rock sign we all pray for. Snoopy did a great drum job, while Jake was silently playing the bass.
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
The girl was filming everything right. She then positioned the camera in a very weird way, so that she wasn't need to film. She got close the band, and started singing along with Yugi.
I heard your sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die
"The name's Squirt, and you better know it!" said the girl, while Alter Shead and his band, Hurricane's Quill, Neros Urameshi, Darth Ben Vader and many other authors appeared, playing many instruments, too.
Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY
And then, out of nowhere came the Fall Out Boy and the REAL Green Day, also doing louder sounds.
Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
After the song ended, they all got to her birthday party. At the birthday party…
"I wasn't expecting this much fun, Squirt? Hey Squirt? Oh!" Alter Shead saw her talking to Billie Joe of the Green Day. "This must be the spirit of the birthday!"
The, all of the cartoons on her party, the two bands and the authors said at the same time "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIRT!"
Unfortunately, I couldn't put in the World Defenders because I already planned the chapter, and then I remembered about a Songfic. Alright, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIRT!