A/N- (Bows) I am so sorry for a late update! The computer was occupied yesterday. Well, here's my update!
Disclaimer: I wish.
Warning: Randomness in chapter.
"W-What's this?" Athrun's eyes darted towards Mia and then at Cagalli.
"What's going on?" Whispered Dearka as everyone was behind him. Kira started telling them his plan. Everyone agreed and started preparing. The bodyguards stood outside…Once more. Boring people, aren't they?
"Imposter!" Mia screeched, "Oh Athrun! Don't believe her!" She clung onto Athrun with an innocent look.
Cagalli yelled, "Athrun, you idiot, do I act like that?"
Athrun looked at both of them, one clinging on him and the other looked very pissed off. She had bandages all over her. Now which one could it be? The Cagalli that took care of him…took care of him…And the Cagalli that looks mad…. is more like the Cagalli with a bad temper. Which one?
Shiho stomped up to the surprised Athrun and whacked him over the head. "You idiot! That's the real Cagalli! Geez!" Yzak chuckled at her…method.
Suddenly and unexpectedly, Dearka popped out of nowhere and shouted, "Welcome to, "Choose the real Cagalli, pick the wrong one and we'll stomp you to the ground," game show! I'm your host Dearka Elthman! Let's meet our contestants!"
Kira nodded and gave thumbs up to Cagalli, who rolled her eyes at the ridiculous plan, they got Dearka in. However, Dearka was completely satisfied with the dumbfounded looks from Athrun and Mia.
"We have Athrun Zala, a formal killer! But since Mia came into the picture, he is as cold as Pluto, itself! Also, a single bachelor!" Dearka winked at the last statement. Miriallia taped EVERYTHING. Everyone else, who was part of this, set up the background for this…performance… Lacus pulled up a table with two buzzers, next to Cagalli and Mia.
"And a very lovely lady and an evil bog witch! Meet, Cagalli Yula Attha and Cagalli Mia Yula Mia Attha Campbell!" Dearka pointed towards the women. He handed Athrun some cue cards.
"I am not doing this…I know that the real Cagalli is the one on the left." Athrun replied coldly. Mia was on the left and our heroine is on the right.
"Well, how about you ask for the audience?" The sandy blonde asked. He gave Athrun puppy-dog eyes.
"Fine. As long as you don't do that…face again." The inky haired man said. Dearka smiled and pointed at the cards.
"Ahem. First question." Athrun begun, "What is your favourite sport?"
Mia smacked the buzzer and answered, "Shopping." Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Everyone one of them." Cagalli stated. Everyone cheered.
"Alright. Next question…" Athrun continued, glancing at the 1 point that was drawn on the chalkboard, that Kira prepared, "What is the best se- What the hell? This is inappropriate!" He glared at the laughing Dearka.
"You almost said it!" He laughed. Cagalli snatched the cue card and peered at it. She turned bright red and started chasing after Dearka with Shiho's purse. OW! Bag.
After 2 minutes of chasing, Dearka finally settled down. "Continue Athrun." Athrun nodded. He reached for the next cue card.
"Who is your idol?"
Mia hit the buzzer and yelled, "Go Lacus!" Lacus turned red with embarrassment.
"My father." Cagalli stated, staring at Mia blankly. Athrun stared unbelieving at the answer on the cue card. Dearka Elthman… He looked closer to see a small print that said, "I'm just joking. It's Uzumi Nara Attha, her father. Ahaha…" A point was scored to Cagalli.
"Last question. If I was targeted for assassination, what would you do?" He asked and raised an eyebrow.
Mia hit the button and said, "I would hire bodyguards for you! Also for me, because I might be too…"
Cagalli rolled her eyes and said, "I'm going to protect you myself. I don't need no stinking bodyguard. Geez." She scoffed.
"You ARE Cagalli…" He realized, finally. However, Mia already bolted. Yzak sighed and ran after her. He was in the track team every freaking year in school, so Mia does NOT stand a chance.
Kira took a chance and walked in, until Athrun pounced on him.
"What the h-" Kira fell over. Athrun got up and hid Cagalli behind him.
"What the heck did I do?" Kira yelled in frustration.
"You shot at your sister." Athrun stated, quite obviously.
"Me? Shoot at Cagalli?" The brunette gave Athrun a blank stare. Then, everyone broke out into laughter, except for the apathetic bodyguards. All they earned was a blank look from Athrun.
"What?" Athrun raised an eyebrow. So from there, everyone took a turn telling Athrun the true story of how he met Cagalli and themselves. He nodded in understanding and was back to his old self.
"So what happened to Uzumi?" He asked. The group exchanged nervous looks.
Kira said, "Well, right now, he's in a…coma." Kira hesitated in the middle. Athrun shook his head. He apologized to Kira about tackling him. He also patted the violet-eyed man on the back for comfort. Lacus smiled at Athrun's change in behavior. Surprisingly to everyone, tears were raining down from Athrun's emerald eyes.
"Uzumi was a kind-hearted man and doesn't deserve pain like this." Athrun announced, wiping the tears from his eyes. Everyone agreed.
Meanwhile, Yzak wasn't breaking a sweat, while Mia was tripping over her own feet. That sure was no Cagalli, Yzak thought, smirking. Mia reached the entrance and that was when Yzak decided to speed up. When he did, he was right in front of her. Then, she did something unexpected. She pulled out a gun.
"Move out of the way or I'll shoot!" She threatened.
Yzak, even if he was a coffee shop manager and a really fast runner, was afraid for the first time. Do you know how afraid? Afraid that she might break a nail, trying to shoot him.
"Nah." He shrugged.
Mia squinted at him and shot a couple of bullets. However, Yzak managed to dodge them. She shot a couple more, which caused some people to run, screaming their heads off.
"How was that possible?" She glared at Yzak.
"My coach used to throw tomatoes at me to dodge. This was some sort of drill. I was the star athlete at school. That was horrific training, no?" Yzak replied, the smirk still on his face.
She backed away. Mia started running, but not towards the entrance, but up the stairs. Yzak sighed and walked after her. She finally stopped at the end of the stairs… The roof.
"I wonder where Yzak is." Shiho wondered worriedly.
"According to memory, he could take care of himself." Athrun tried to comfort her.
"Yeah. He's witty and smart. Unlike some people." Miriallia glared at Dearka.
"I'm not stupid!" Dearka muttered and returned the glare.
"Well, anyway, I have film here and I'll edit it once we get home. It could go into Japan's Most Funniest Short Videos." She pondered and smiled.
Eventually, Luna and Meyrin went home, followed by Stellar, Miriallia, Dearka and Lacus. Shinn, Kira, Cagalli, Athrun and Yzak, who was gone for a while, stayed. Kira went out to get take-out. They finished eating the Chinese food Kira brought. While Kira stayed with Uzumi, Shinn and Athrun decided to look for Yzak.
"Yzak! Yzak!" The men shouted. They asked around for Yzak. Some said no. Some said yes, which eventually led to dead ends. However, a child saw a man with platinum-blonde hair run after a blonde up the stairs. They thanked the kid and ran up the stairs. They found Yzak on the roof, cornering Mia. Mia was on the edge, her legs hanging over; a crowd from beneath, watching…
Yzak looked helplessly to the two men before him. "She won't get off the roof! She kept muttering something about some Rau guy. SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF DANGER!" He ended with a yell.
Shinn looked at Athrun. The emerald-eyed man stared at Mia, who was sitting at the edge of the roof. Being the gentleman…
"Mia! Come on! Please don't be so rash!" Athrun reasoned.
Mia stood up, putting herself in even more danger and cried, "I'm no use to Mr.Cruset anymore and I don't want to be assassinated…" She eyed Athrun.
Shinn spoke, "Mia, you don't have to do this, Cagalli might ask the government to protect you. However, you must tell the authorities of Rau's location."
Yzak scoffed and said, "She has done us pain. She might even lie to the cops about him. Don't trust her."
Athrun shook his head and said, "Never mind Yzak, he's always like this. Mia, you helping us can bring Cruset down, once and for all."
Mia looked at him. Then an idea popped into her mind. "I will say something to the cops and capture Rau, but you have to propose to me in public…"
Athrun's eyes widened.
A/N- I keep making people's life worst…Maybe because today I'm in a REALLY bad mood right now… Well, seeya next Thursday.
