KH outtakes
Chapter 1
K-Kairi
S-Sora
R-Riku
A-Ansem
D- Director
GO-Goofy
DO-Donald
CL-Cloud
AR-Aries
Y-Yuffie
L-Leon
T-Tidus
W-Wakka
SL-Selphie
EE-Everyone else
K- Deep Down, I know, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts. Is light!
S- KAIRI!
K- What?
S- Your not supposed to say that!
K- oh….. oops.
A- oh god this is hopeless..
S- what is?
A- Kairi is.
S- oh.
Break
A- Look at this tiny place.
S- I'm not tiny!
A- wasn't talking to about you!
S- aw,………sorry.
A-MAAAAAAA!
S- don't hurt me!
A- this boy is too stupid for himself
S- look at the pretty butterfly!
R- Sora……. That's Kairi.
S- oh.
K- QUIT FOLLOWING ME SORA!
S- SCARY LADY!
Break
S-I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is of this for real, or is Kairi hot?
S- WHO WROTE THAT!
R- Snickers
S- RIKU!
R- oh sorry, I didn't mean to write that…..
R- I meant to write that in ANSEM'S Script
A- WHAT!
K- You PERV!
K- Whacks Riku
R- What was that for!
K- Baka Hinta….. HAMBA!
R- SCARY LADY!
Part 1 of Kairi getting fired
S- yawn. Whoa!
BAM!
S- owy my head!
K- giggles
S-Gimme a break Kairi
K- Sora, Get your lazy ass out a that hole!
S- Kairi!
D- This is rated E not T
K-Well,……. I have right to say what I feel
EE- oh, god
D- CUT!
D- KAIRI, YOU'RE FIRED!
K-You can't fire me!
D- Yes, I can… I'm the director
S- OH YEAH!
D- yeah.
S- OH YEAH! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!
D- gasps. Faints.
Part 2 to Kairi getting fired
D-points to Sora
D-Sora, your fired!
S-You can't fire me!
S-I'm the star!
D-Not anymore!
S-Middle finger. Leaves.
R-you fired my best friends!
D-you know what? Your fired too.
R- But…. But..
R- I'm the hot guy all the girls like!
D- NOT ANYMORE!
R-FUCK YOU! Middle finger, leaves.
CL-You fired one of my friends!
D-Your fired too.
CL-But, But, But…
CL-You wanted me to make a guest appearance on your STUPID GAME
AND YOU FIRE ME! You know I don't need this crap.
CL- Leaves.
AR- Runs after Cloud. Walks past Director. I hate you, I quit! Leaves.
Y-YOU FIRED MY BEST FRIEND YOU BITCH!
D-Yuffie you are fired too.
Y- FINE I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!
Y- Storms off.
L- Yuffie wait for me!
L- I quit. I hate you, you bastard.
L- walks off.
T- You fired the main crew!
D- Tidus, you're fired too.
T- What! Fine be that way!
T- walks off.
SL- You fired Tidus!
D- Your fired too.
SL- WHAT! GRRRRRRR!
SL- Storms off.
W- Ya fired the Destiny Islands crew!
D- Your fired too.
W- WHAT! FINE!
D- bye!
W- Storms off saying cuss words in a different language.
A-I got nobody to kill now!
A- THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH!
D- you are fired.
A-I hate you. Middle finger twice
A-Storms off.
DO- you fired the hero, the princess, the rival, and the main villan!
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET!
D- your fired.
DO- I don't need this shit!
DO- Storms off in a rush of duck cuss words.
EE- WE QUIT!
D- YOU CAN'T QUIT!
EE- to bad! Leaves.
D- goofy.
GO- yes.
D- What about you?
GO- I'm staying for the dounuts.
D- XX
GO- he he he I like donuts! XD
D-Oo oO
A year later- Kingdom Hearts is released on PS2 by Squaresoft/Enix.
D- OO! THEY TOOK MY IDEA! DAMN ALL OF YOU! XX dies