Hiya! This is one of the first fanfics I have written, which was 2 years ago and is the first for me to post! It's know as one of my best, too! Hope you enjoy! Read and Review, please! If you don't like it, you can tell me, just don't curse or use vulgar language, please!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story. (Except for taters and a house! )
Wakka's Taters
Chapter 1: Wakka Grows a TaterOne morning on Island Besaid, there was a nice cozy cottage near the local Blitzball stadium.
"Lulu! Come look! It's a miracle! Hurry!" Wakka yelled, jumping up and down in his garden.
Lulu walked out of the cottage, sipping a cup of tea. "Why did I marry this embicel?" she mumbled.
"Come on, hunny, hurry!" he encouraged. Lulu trips over a pebble, causing her tea to go all over her beautiful face.
"Lulu! I'm coming!" Wakka called. He ran over to her, but tripped over a pebble as well and landed on top of her.
"Uhg! Wakka! Get . . . off!" she said angrily, barely breathing.
Wakka gets off and helps his lovely wedded wife up. She dusts off her dress and heads toward the door.
"Wait, hunny, where are you going, ya?" he asked sadly.
"To go wash my face!" she replied angrily.
Wakka runs up to her with some dirty grass in his hands. "Wait, ya! I can fix it!" he says. Before she can run off . . .
"Aihhha!" Lulu screams, waving her arms in panic as Wakka smooshed it on her face.
"Ain't that better, ya?" Wakka asked, quite pleased with a job well done.
"Why you – Stupid husband!" Lulu scolded angrily, fists clenched and mud sliding off of her face with her nose snarled. She stomped off into the house.
"Was it something I said?" he shrugged. He just waited for her to come back out so he could show her the surprise.
A few minutes later, Lulu returned outside a little calmer and approached her stupid love.
"What was it you wanted to show me, a Blitzball?" she grumbled.
"Nah, come look in the garden, Sugar Plum Fairy!" Wakka gestured. He grabbed her hand as they walked.
"Uhm . . . Stupid, why are you holding my hand?" she asked, holding a moogle doll in the other.
"So you won't get lost! Five feet in front of the house is a long way," he answered.
When they arrived, Wakka and Lulu started doing a Ho-down around the surprise.
"See, Hunny, it's a tater!" he danced happily.
" . . .Wow. I can't believe you were smart enough to know how to water it, even,' Lulu replied in shock as Wakka slung her around.
"Well, I had to call Auron to show me how . . ." Wakka confessed.
"Oh, hunny, it's as handsome as you are!" Lulu said.
"I know," Wakka said pleased and feeling complemented. "By the way, I wrote you this poem: Ahem 'Nose bleeds are red,
Bruises are blue,
You are as beautiful,
As the buggar in my shoe'."
Slap!
"Ouch! What was that for, Sweetheart?" he asked.