A/N: This story is dedicated to DimondDragon for it is her birthday today and I just wanna wish her a happee birthday! In your review say happy birthday please! Oh yeah and and and its Hao and Yoh's Birthday too so everyone say HAPPEE BIRTHDAY ASAKURA TWINS

"Goddammit Hao! Just leave me alone." Ren hissed and pushed Hao aside. "Come on Renny. Lets just do something. You've been studying all day…please?" Hao said pouting. "No. Now go away I'm busy!" Ren pushed up his glasses with one hand and tried to ignore the pleas from his bestfriend.

"Hao! I swear to god if I hear you say another word I will take my Kwan Dao and neuter you!" Ren yelled. Hao immediately backed away.

Ren sighed as it went deathly silent and he continued reading his book Gone With The Wind for English. He tipped the bottle into his mouth and there wasn't one drop of milk left. Putting the book down he stumbled off into the kitchen to find the milk. When he closed the fridge something caught his eye, the Friday was circled in red and in it said HAO'S BIRTHDAY and Yoh's but he doesn't matter.

Immediately he felt so guilty. Hao even told him yesterday.

"Ren. Tomorrow lets go somewhere okay?" Hao said playing with his yoyo.

"Why?"

"Tomorrow is my birthday and I wanna do something special."

"Alright."

"So then it's a date?"

"Yep, it's a date.

He ran out the door and went into the car hoping that Hao wasn't angry with him for forgetting their little "date". He went into Adult Source and bought Hao stuff that he knew he would like. Things like porno magazines, dvd's and all sorts of crap…then the clerk asked to see ID.

"Goddammit! Just because I'm short does NOT mean I am under age." He once again pulled out his kwan dao and pointed it at the clerk's nose. "Have a good day sir." She said taking the money that our favourite Chinese boy had in his hand. Ren took the bag and he muttered 'sucker' as he left. He wasn't an adult yet…he had to wait until January because he's still 17, but he got Hao's gift nevertheless.

He quickly drove back to their place and he found Hao sitting at the computer on Hold The So far he had been holding it for an hour. Ren opened the magazine and put it in front of the screen. Hao stared at it and he lifted his finger off of the button.

Hao spun around and looked at Ren with a hard glare. "Hao. I'm sorry I forgot it was your birthday…I'll do anything you want." Hao thought about it for a minute. Anything ehh?

"Lets do some role playing." Hao said opening his magazine.

Yoh, Horo, Lyserg, Anna, Faust, Choco, Myles ((gotta love him)) and Pirika all went over to Hao's place for the party but when they got there, there was a mess on the ground, handcuffs, whipped cream…they followed the trail of chocolate syrup to Hao's room and found Ren bending over doggy style and Hao about to shove his erection into him.

"Goddammit Ren! You're so damn tight!" Hao said and slapped Ren's ass. Ren gave a little yelp and glared back at Hao.

Then they saw everyone staring at them

"Can I go next?" Myles asked.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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