Chapter 2: The Mysterious Tater Thief
Wakka just looked down sadly at a little golden flower on the ground next to his shoe. All of a sudden . . . Poof! Auron pops out of the flower, hugging and kissing a Barbie doll in a leapord print outfit.
"Oh, oh, oh, my love, you are so attractive and beautiful," Auron says, then looks up at Wakka and hides her behind his back. "Oh, uh, how's it goin', man!"
"Lulu is mad," he replied.
"Uh, I didn't know my gas problem was that bad. Maybe Yuna's right; maybe I should go see a doctor," Auron admitted sadly without shame.
"No, it's not you, ya. All I did was read her this poem," Wakka said, handing Auron the poem.
Auron studied it in silence for a few moments as if trying to solve a murder mystery. "Hmm . . . maybe it was the violence. Some chicks are squeamish about blood, gore, and violence."
"Oh," Wakka replied. "By the way, Auron, I grew a tater! See, it's right --- Oh my gosh! It's gone!"
The tater was gone! There was just a hole there where it once was.
"Noooooooooooooo!" Wakka grieved. He was on his knees, head down, and hands over his tearful eyes.
"Wa-kka!" Lulu yelled sacredly as she stormed out of the house, holding her baby. "What's wrong! You woke our baby up!"
"Oh, oh, oh, why! Why!" Wakka continued to wail.
Lulu approached Wakka and Auron in the garden. She looked down and saw that his prized-possession tater was gone.
"Oh, you idiot!" Lulu yelled angrily as she slapped him silly. "You woke our baby and scared me half-to-death over some dumb tater!" Lulu stomped off back into the house with her crying baby.
"Hmm . . . this causes for an investigation! I'll go round up a search party!" Auron told him gleefully.
When Auron came back, he had brought back with him Tidus, Yuna, Paine, and Rikku.
"I can't believe that someone beat me to that tater! I was gonna steal it!" Tidus groaned.
"Oh, my baby tater!" Wakka cried some more.
"I've hired some more detectives, but they won't be here until a little later . . . ," Auron explained.
"Maybe we should look for clues like footprints or toe jam: Yuna suggested, arms around Tidus.
"Nah, that's the smart thing to do! We must not follow that path!" Auron said, wrist on his forehead in sorrow.
"Oh, Yuna . . . you are more beautiful . . . that Queen Brahne of Alexandria . . . Oh," Tidus said, looking into Yuna's unmatching colored eyes.
"I miss Seymour," Rikku said, eyes full of Al Bhed tears.
"Hey! We're here!" Zidane, Beatrix, Kuja, Cloud, and Tifa yelled. "We're the other detectives!"
"Good! Now let's check our suspects!" Auron said.
"Suspects?" Tifa asked confused, holding Cloud's hand.
"Yes! Everyone here is a suspect!" Auron explained. "Line up! In order from youngest to oldest!" he ordered.
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