After Tidus woke-up later that night, he went to the bar, sat down in his usual seat, and grieved.
"Aww . . . what's wrong, man?" Bar dude asked, laughing evilly.
" . . . Yuna's mad at me . . . now she has a new boyfriend," Tidus managed to choke out behind tears.
"Well, here's you a Coke," Bar dude said, placing a mug in front of Tidus. "I think I may have some advice for you on how to get her back. Trust me, I have a beautiful woman myself."
"Really? Can I see?" Tidus asked in shock.
"Yeah! Lynn! Come out! A little boy wants to admire you!" Bar dude yelled.
Lynn came out of the chandelier and landed right in front of Tidus. She had a long white beard that went rolling onto the floor in curls, ears that had earwax that poured into her mouth, and had bare feet that looked like a Hobbit's.
Tidus looked at her and fell over.
"Quick! Check his pulse!" A hearty old man in about his forties yelled.
A little old lady came over and checked. " . . . He's . . . dead," she said.
"Whoooohoooooo!" Everyone in Spira yelled. They all threw confetti everywhere and did the Polka around his disgusting dead body.
So, do you think Lynn's hot or what! Sorry so short, but that's the way greatness goes, I guess. Next chapter: the tater thief is revealed!