Hey! Thanks for the reviews! I really appreciate all of the support and love! Well, this chapter reveals the thief, so brace yourselves for one big surprise (sarcastically)! Just 1 more chapter to go! (Sniffles)
Chapter 6: The Tater Thief Revealed"Ahem, my name is Auron and I think Rikku is not an Al Bhed! She's Zidane's other evil thief sister!" Auron yelled to everyone.
"OTHER sister! I am a woman . . . err, man!" Kuja yelled with rage.
"I am too an Al Bhed! How dare you, one-eyed rotten pumpkin!" Rikku yelled to Auron.
"How dare you . . . . . . . Wait! A pumpkin is a thingie that grows outta the ground! Therefore . . .. (Drum role) . . .. You're the thief!" Auron accused.
"Oh, Auron, I'm deeply and madly in love with you! Hold me! Hold me!" Yuna expressed, running up to Auron with arms wide open, pushing Zidane into a pile of Nickelodeon Gooze.
"Yuk! That's nasty!" Zidane whined.
"It wasn't me! It was Zidane Tribal!" Rikku pointed out.
Zidane still had tater juice and peals all over his face and hands, as well as flies buzzing around him.
"Prove it, ugly puddle of mustard!" Auron yelled to Rikku.
"Paine, show him the evidence!" Rikku ordered as she picked her nose.
Paine walked over to Auron and held up a fossilized Zidane footprint with a tater peal by it.
"Owch! My butt itches real bad!" Cloud whined. He had a big cast on the outside of his pants around his butt because of Tidus giving him a wedgie the day before.
"I knew it was Zidane all along!" Wakka lied as he pulled grass out of Lulu's boot.
"Get him!" Auron yelled to Kuja and Yuna.
Kuja pulled Zidane out of the Gooze. Yuna pulled her staff out of her dress and spanked him with it.
"Ouch! Ahh! Ekk! Don't touch me there!" Zidane cried.
Kuja and Yuna dropped Zidane on the ground while Auron walked over to Tifa and opened the eyelid in front of her that had no eyeball.
"Eeeeekkk!" Tifa screamed as she jumped and landed into Paine's arms. "You're a strange looking man," she told her.
"I'm a woman, piece of worm waste!" Pained yelled pleased.
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