Runt felt suckish. Like a stick in the sand. How could he survive with somebody gone? Was this the end? It's a doggy dog world out there and you never know what's going to happen! But Runt, the mindless dog, felt depressed and miserable. While Rita felt sexy! How could a mindless fool be good at living with out somebody make it? By gambling in Holly wood that's how!
"You're doing beautiful!" the man in green said. Now, the other models were ticked off because a CAT was stealing the spot light. One day the girl human models had a meeting in ones room. "That's not fare!" One exclaimed. "Fame doesn't belong to animals," another said. "Actual that's were you are wrong..." the smartest said. "But still, animals can't model...It's not natural!" The tallest said. Then, they heard the man in green talking to Rita. "Rita, you're going to big top baby! For a stray, you're perfect at modeling! So I reward you with $2,000 dollars. Enough to find a home!" He explained. "Thank you, Mr. Green Man. It was nice doing business with you." Rita replied.
The next afternoon it was the next test for Rita and the other models. It was the bathing suit compitition. The humans had looked sexy and beautiful in bathing suits and bikinies before so there is no way Rita could win! Rita had a blue bikinie. It had a flower in the middle. The other ladies just had plain pink or stripes. How depressing. Rita felt bad that 5 woman got kicked off because of her and those were the ones that actual liked her. It soon became night.
So that night, Rita went in the Cat Love pool that cats could swim in. She practice modeling to get better on the diving board. However, the camras hidden below were watching her. Also, the other competiters were too. "Snobby," they whispered to eachother. "She thinks she's the best," somebody said. "Why does Mr. Greeny Pants need a cat in this stupid business anyway!" another complained. "Where did she come from anyway?" the smartest asked. "Probably a animal shelter that sells hot ones. That or PetsMart," the first one said. Meanwhile, Rita was still practing. Stupid human...she thought
Rita: Humans ain't what they seem to be
They don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all.
When you're little and tiny
They pet your cute hiney
But then when you grow
It's a simple no-show
It's "shoo shoo off this"
And "don't you dare scratch on that"
If they call you at all
It's always "dumb cat."
Humans ain't what they seem to be
They don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all.
But when it's all dark and quiet
I try hard to fight it
But I dream of home
Then I won't have to roam
Someone to feed me and put me to bed
And scratch me just so on top of my head.
But I ain't gonna love 'em
Not gonna answer that call
'Cause humans don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all.