Here's Chapter 2, because chapter 1 was…just an introduction! I have like 18 chapters done right now anyway, and the story starts getting more interesting at chapter 3…if I take a long time to post, feel free to review and yell at me, which probably won't work much since I get lazy a lot…
Chapter Two: Tsunade, asleep
Tsunade opened her eyes to find her office gone. She was, instead, at the Ichiraku ramen shop. A dream?, she thought.
Tsunade sat, and noticed a large bowl of ramen in front of her, and a pair of chopsticks.
"Old lady Tsunade? Are you going to eat that?" asked Naruto, who was sitting right next to her.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" yelled Tsunade, flicking Naruto's head. She forgot about being in the dream for a moment. This Naruto seemed to be as annoying as the real one.
Naruto flew backwards, and then disappeared.
"Huh?" Tsunade looked at her hand, and then at the spot where Naruto was. "What's going on?"
Then Orochimaru appeared. "Konnichiwa, Sasuke-kun."
"I'm not Sasuke…" said Tsunade.
"Come, Sasuke-kun. Don't you want power?" Orochimaru asked, smiling widely.
"Do I LOOK like Sasuke?" yelled Tsunade, now sufficiently angry.
"Sasuke-kun, do you want to play a game of dice?" asked Orochimaru.
"I'm not Sasuke, but I'll play." said Tsunade, now slightly interested.
"Even or odds?" asked Orochimaru.
"Yosh…I can win against him! Evens!" said Tsunade.
Orochimaru rolled the dice. His eyes widened at the outcome. "It's evens."
"I…I won…I never win…something's wrong!" said Tsunade, realizing that her winning is usually a bad omen.
"Do you want to play again? This time with money?" asked Orochimaru.
"Bring it ON!" yelled Tsunade.
This dream was going to go on for a while…