I feel like doing Chapter 3 too, now that I'm here…
Chapter Three: Naruto, asleep
Naruto wasn't on the training field like he was supposed to be. He wasn't in the Ichiraku Ramen place like he was a few seconds ago. The last thing he remembered was getting flicked by Tsunade. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself instead, in a gambling den. He looked around, and saw two people playing dice.
"I WIN! I'M ACTUALLY WINNING!" yelled Tsunade.
"Old lady Tsunade…it's not that big of a deal dattebayo…" frowned Naruto.
"Shimata…" (Is that spelled right?) said Orochimaru. "I'm losing a lot of money."
"O-orochimaru?" Naruto was confused. What were they playing dice for?
"Konnichiwa, Jiraiya." said Orochimaru.
"Eh?" Naruto was even more confused.
"He thinks I'm Sasuke." whispered Tsunade.
"So, Sasuke-kun. Evens or odds?" asked Orochimaru.
"Let's have some sake first." said Tsunade, whipping some bottles out of nowhere.
"You guys are weird." said Naruto. He left the room, only to be in the middle of a forest.
"Eh? Eh?" Naruto looked around. The building he just left disappeared and now he was in the middle of nowhere.
"Naruto!" Sakura and Sasuke ran up to him.
"Sakura-chan! Sa-Sasuke…" Naruto looked down for a moment.
"What's wrong with you, Naruto?" asked Sasuke.
"Nothing, dattebayo!" said Naruto, shaking away feelings of sadness. He put on a cheery grin. "So where'd you guys come from?"
"Well…" started Sakura.
"Should I tell him?" asked Sasuke.
"Yeah, it might help…" said Sakura.
"We were chased by an evil banana that wanted to dye our hair purple." said Sasuke.
"Purple?" Sweat formed on Naruto's head.
"That's nothing!" said a voice. The three turned around to see Kakashi.
"Why? What happened to you?" asked Naruto.
"I was reading my book as usual, and then…I should probably just stop right there. You're underage after all." said Kakashi.
"That…can't be anything good…" Naruto and Sakura had paled.
"Hn." said Sasuke.
"Hey forehead girl! What are you doing in MY dream?" yelled Ino, running up to them.
"You're the one in MY dream, Ino-pig!" yelled Sakura.
"It doesn't matter who's dream we're in, I'm still going to get Sasuke!" said Ino, sticking her tongue out.
"Not if I get him first!" said Sakura. The two tugged at Sasuke, who looked completely disinterested.
"Anosa, anosa! How big was that banana, anosa?" asked Naruto. (Note: Anosa hey, unless it's spelled wrong here…)
"Why…?" asked Sasuke.
"That thing rolling towards us looks like a banana." said Ino.
Kakashi turned a page in his book.
The banana swooped by and kidnapped Naruto. Then it rolled really fast out of everyone's field of vision.