I decided to stop today at my favorite number- 4! So here's chapter 4!
Chapter Four: Kakashi, asleep
"Well…maybe you guys should go save Naruto." said Kakashi.
"US? What about YOU?" asked Sakura.
"The banana was your problem before. You brought it here." said Kakashi.
"No way…what if it dyes Naruto's hair purple?" asked Sasuke.
"Is there something wrong with the color purple?" asked Chouji, coming up to them. He was eating chips.
"Orange and purple don't really go together…" said Ino.
"What would you know about it, Ino-pig?" said Sakura rudely.
"Are you trying to pick a fight, forehead girl?" asked Ino, with a fist raised.
"Women are so troublesome…" said Shikamaru, who was next to Chouji.
"Shikamaru! I volunteer you to find Naruto!" said Ino.
"Hai, hai…" said Shikamaru, not listening.
"I volunteer Kakashi-sensei to find Naruto!" said Sakura.
"Why don't you just go find that idiot?" asked Sasuke.
"Because…if his hair is dyed before I get there…I could get emotionally scarred for the rest of my life." said Sakura.
"I can't imagine him with purple hair." admitted Kakashi.
"If you go, you won't have to!" said Sakura.
"This is so troublesome." said Shikamaru, yawning.
Chouji ate his chips faster.
"I think Naruto's fine on his own." said Kakashi, turning another page in his book.
"The…the banana's back." said Sasuke.
"Even Sasuke-kun's scared!" said Ino, now completely shaken. She moved closer to Shikamaru and Chouji.
The giant banana was back, but this time there were people on it. The banana shook the people off, who were apparently the team from the Sand village minus one. Then the banana left again.
"How annoying…we go to visit Konoha, and then fall asleep." said Temari.
"Yeah…too bad Gaara didn't fall asleep." said Kankurou.
"Watch Gaara save the day and wake everyone up." said Temari.
Kankurou nodded. "So what's the deal here?"
"Naruto got kidnapped by a banana." said Sakura.
"Only that idiot could manage to do something as stupid as that." said Sasuke.
"I'm off to find something to eat." said Kakashi.
"Wait, where are you going? You're supposed to find Naruto!" said Sakura.
"Good luck with that!" said Kakashi. He raised his hand in a wave, and then started to walk away. The forest vanished around him, and instead he found himself at a restaurant that served barbecue.
Kakashi ordered something and began to eat.