And I know that last one was really short, and I am making it a point to do a few chapters at a time- so, here's the next one!
Chapter Six: Ino, asleep
"Sasuke-kun! What should we do about Naruto?" asked Ino.
"Didn't we talk about this already? Let's leave Naruto alone." said Sakura, answering for Sasuke.
"Yeah, and I don't really want to face that banana." said Sasuke.
"I thought an Uchiha would be tougher than that, but I guess I can't be right all the time." said Neji, smirking.
"What was that about a banana?" asked Lee.
"I could use a banana right now." said Tenten.
"Too much potassium isn't good for you, Tenten." said Neji.
"Are you hinting at something?" asked Tenten.
"No, I'm not hinting it. You have a banana addiction." said Neji.
"Funny…I think we're all stuck in the same dream and then you have a banana addiction, Tenten. Maybe your dream is affecting ours?" asked Ino.
"I don't think so…I don't even know what happened to Naruto!" said Tenten.
"It's just a coincidence.." sighed Sakura.
"You actually had good logic there." said Sasuke, surprised.
"Here that, Huge Forehead Girl? Sasuke-kun just complimented me!" said Ino.
"Are you going to tell us what happened here?" asked Neji.
"Well…" started Sakura.
"She just doesn't want to admit it." said Sasuke.
"You have to admit that it's hard to admit." said Sakura.
"At least I'm going to admit something that's hard to admit that you won't admit!" said Sasuke.
"I really don't want to admit soemthing I don't want to admit because it's hard to admit so that's why you're going to admit it because it's too hard for me to admit!" said Sakura.
"Sakura, stop flirting with Sasuke!" said Ino.
"How is that flirting, Ino-pig?" asked Sakura.
"Uh…so Sakura-san, what happened?" asked Lee.
"I told you, I can't admit what happened because it's too hard to admit so I won't admit it and that's why Sasuke-kun will admit it because it's not too hard for him to admit!" said Sakura.
"You're over-doing it, Sakura…" said Sasuke.
"So tell us what happened!" said Tenten.
"Fine." said Sasuke.
Everyone looked at him.
"Oh, you mean now?" asked Sasuke.
Neji nodded slowly.
Sasuke sighed. "Sakura and I"
Sakura interrupted him. "See Ino? Doesn't that sound absolutely adorable put together like that? Sakura and I?"
"Ignore her." said Neji.
"Sakura and I were chased by a banana which was evil and was going to dye our hair purple." said Sasuke.
"That's the part I didn't want to admit." said Sakura. "Because"
"Please, Sakura-san. We know…" interrupted Lee.
"Would it really matter if your hair was dyed purple, Sakura? It's already pink." said Ino.
"It does matter! You shouldn't be talking because your hair is white!" said Sakura.
"It's silver, thank you." said Ino.
"No, it's white!" said Sakura.
"It's silvery white then!" said Ino.
"FINE!" agreed Sakura.
"This story's taking a while…" said Neji.
"It's because Sakura and Ino keep interrupting." said Tenten.
"Go on, Uchiha." said Kankurou from next to Tenten and Lee. Tenten and Lee jumped. They forgot that he was there.
"Ah, we got away from the giant banana for a while, and met Naruto and Kakashi sensei." continued Sasuke.
"Guess what, Sasuke? Because we were in a dream, I forgot this for a while, but I'm over you." said Ino.
"Good." said Sasuke.
"You did leave the village to get power and all, so I decided that Sakura can have you for all I care." continued Ino.
"Hell yeah!" said Inner Sakura.
"So, Sakura, want the ribbon back?" asked Ino, holding Sakura the ribbon that Sakura had returned to her the day they became genins and decided to fight over Sasuke and all.