And now for my weekly 2-5 chapter update!
And in this chapter, I wrote my greatest metaphor ever! The one that Lee says, you'll find it!
Chapter Eight: Neji, asleep
"Nicely done." said Neji.
"I don't think she's having a dream anymore." said Ino. "More like a nightmare."
"Kinda glad you got over Sasuke now aren't you?" asked Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
"We're still not doing anything to save Naruto." said Lee. "His youth is slowly ebbing away from the great ocean of life!"
"Oh great…" said Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
"At this rate, everyone's going to disappear though." said Kankurou, changing the subject.
"I like doing nothing." said Ino. "Now I know how Shikamaru feels."
"Weren't you telling us something?" asked Tenten to Sasuke.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
"I am NOT A BANANA FREAK!" yelled Tenten.
"Ah…I was traveling with Orochimaru. He needed to dig something up in Konoha that he buried years ago. Then he had a brilliant idea, to force people to sleep and let them all share the same dream. Unfortunately, since his jutsu was on such a large scale, he accidentally brought us into it as well." said Sasuke.
"Smart." said Neji.
"So why are you being all nice?" asked Ino.
"I wasn't that nice to Sakura was I?" asked Sasuke.
"Good point." said Ino.
"Soon only one of us will be left." prophesied Neji.
"You're being awfully optimistic." said Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
Tenten just fumed in silence.
"Let's send someone away as a scout." said Kankurou.
"But whoever goes…might not come back." said Neji.
"Right, right…" said Lee, taking notes.
"Let's vote on who should go!" said Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
"For your information, I don't even have any bananas with me right now!" said Tenten.
"Liar." said Neji.
"Yeah…I agree with Neji." said Ino after some thought.
"Show us what's in your pockets!" ordered Sasuke.
"Fine." Tenten took everything out, and to her surprise, she found a baby banana.
"Well." said Neji.
"I didn't know!" said Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
Tenten refused to reply, and ate the banana.
"Let's vote on who should go as a scout." said Kankurou, trying to keep the group focused.
"I vote on Kankurou." said Ino.
Everyone else besides Kankurou nodded.
"Konoha is so annoying…" said Kankurou, as he got up to go. Then he disappeared and found himself in a cave.
"Great…" he said to himself.
"That was fast." said Neji.
"Don't say anything, Tenten. You'll be wasting precious moments of your youth." said Lee, when he noticed that Tenten was about to reply.