…and here's my third one for today! I think I'll do the rest tomorrow…

Chapter Fourteen: Sasuke, asleep

"Maybe we should follow Tenten's plan…" said Ino glumly.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"Because, I really don't think this dream is going to end at t his rate," said Ino.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"Because we're still not doing anything," said Ino.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"Because we're too lazy to do anything," said Ino.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"Because we're copying Shikamaru," said Ino.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"Because Shikamaru's easy to copy," said Ino.

"Why?" asked Sasuke.

"UGH! I can't take this anymore!" yelled Tenten.

Neji and Sasuke both said "Why" and "Shut up, banana freak" at the same time respectively.

"Have you NOTICED that we still aren't getting anywhere?" asked Tenten, disgruntled.

"Shut up, banana freak," said Neji.

"Wait…I think she's actually serious," said Ino, with her eyes wide.

"Fine, we'll walk," said Sasuke sadly.

They walked and walked, until Sasuke fell in a pit.

"As much as I hate to say it, leave without me," said Sasuke.

"Here's an idea, use your ninja techniques!" said Tenten.

"Shut up, banana freak," said Neji.

Tenten rolled her eyes.

"He's too lazy to use ninja techniques, haven't you been listening?" asked Ino, annoyed.

"Yeah, we're pretending to be like Shikamaru," said Neji, as if that was the most obvious thing in the world.

Sasuke grumbled, so the group started to move on.