Chapter Seventeen: Tenten alone
Tenten cautiously walked up to the banana, and was wondering how she would unpeel it. Then she saw the giant banana push Naruto out from behind it, and noticed that Naruto was tied. They were near a river, and an ominous can of purple dye lay near Naruto. Naruto couldn't move, and he kept struggling.
The banana just seemed to contemplate on how best to approach its evil deed.
"Don't worry, I'll help you Naruto!" said Tenten. A distant 'SHUT UP, BANANA FREAK!" was heard, but Neji was just trying too hard.
The banana turned to face Tenten as soon as it heard her voice. But Tenten, since she was a rabid banana eater, jumped on the banana and began to peel it.
"Go Tenten, dattebayo!" said Naruto enthusiastically. "You rock!"
Tenten ignored him as she bit into the now unmoving banana. She relished the taste, but ate it rapidly.
"Great, now can you untie me?" asked Naruto.
"Fine…" said Tenten, wiping her mouth. She untied Naruto, and kicked the can of purple dye into the river.
"Where's everyone else?" asked Naruto.
"They…" Tenten didn't know how to answer.
"Okay." said Naruto, as if she had answered.
"So let's go somewhere random!" said Tenten.
"No wait, I have a feeling that we should stay here." said Naruto.
"I want another banana…" said Tenten.
"That's an addiction." said Naruto.
"Is NOT!" said Tenten.
"But you just ate that huge thing!" said Naruto.
"That's an exception." argued Tenten.