Heh, didn't update in a while…but it's not like many people read this anyway, so what does that matter? By the way, I messed up posting in the past few chapters, so if there were some weird mistakes when you read it, it should be fixed now.
Chapter Twenty-four: Getting Kankurou
Kankurou was sitting in the cave without doing anything. He was counting the amount of rocks in the ceiling.
He stood up when the group appeared.
"Hi Kankurou! We found Naruto!" said Ino, pointing at Naruto.
"About time." said Kankurou.
"Gaara told us to gather everyone!" put in Tenten.
"Shut up, banana freak." said Neji.
"Gaara? And he didn't take anyone with him to leave this weird dream?" asked Kankurou.
"No." said Naruto. "That would've been too easy!"
"Exactly! You're weird, Kankurou!" said Sakura.
"Sakura-san…he's not just weird…he is weird with youth!" Lee flashed a smile.
"I am not weird!" argued Kankurou.
"Sure you're not…" said Neji.
"You're like Tenten." said Sasuke.
"If you're not weird, what were you doing in a cave?" asked Ino.
"Well…I wasn't wanted and I just found myself here." said Kankurou.
"But now you're wanted, so let's get out of here!" said Sakura.
"Before Sasukura finds us…" said Neji in a scary voice.
Everyone huddled around Neji.
"It all started when Sasuke and Sakura ran away from a huge banana. The banana named itself Uchino Sasukura, and Tenana ate it to higher her potassium level. Soon, Sasukura will get revenge and dye someone's hair purple. Sasukura is out to kill a certain woman…Tenana." said Neji.
Tenten gasped. "But…I was hungry…"
"Shut up, banana freak. You weren't hungry, you're just obsessed."
"I am NOT!"
"Yes you are. You're as obsessed as Kankurou is weird." said Ino.
"I'm not weird!" argued Kankurou.
"Let's go before Sasukura gets Tenten!" said Sakura.
"Sure, dattebayo!" said Naruto.
"Let's find Kiba next." said Sasuke.
"Where would Kiba be?" asked Naruto.
"Ino usually knows this." said Sasuke.
"Hmm…Kiba should be having a picnic on top of the Hokage statues!" said Ino after a few seconds.
"Your youthful brain has never failed us before!" said Lee.
"Hell yeah!" said Sakura. "Let's go!"