The Great Sesshoumaru's Guide to eliminating emotions!
Are you tired of all those unnecessary emotions? Does feeling like you have too many feelings interfere with your day and ability to feel happy, which you don't want to feel? Well then! Sesshoumaru-Sama has a remedy for you that will leave you not feeling relieved! Just follow some or all of the following steps and you will successfully rid yourself of those irritating facial expressions!
To boost your confidence in these emotion eliminating techniques, we have a living...er...kind of living example of a happy...um...I think happy...user of sesshoumaru's guide:: approaches a certain miko with a microphone:D
Kikyou: I remember the way I was before I used Sesshoumaru-Sama's guide to eliminating emotions. I think I smiled once. But after I tried some of Sesshoumaru-Sama's techniques, now when I feel my lips beginning to curl I simply refer back to the guide and the urge to express emotion disappears.
To
make you even more sure of these techniques, Rei Ayanami
writes...
Dear, Sesshoumaru-Sama,
I have read your guide to
eliminating emotions. I once had a personality, but thanks to your
helpful guide, it is now gone. I only wish to spread the word to
others about this magnificent guide.
Also, humans are pathetic.
Being a clone is much more fulfilling.
Ideas of my own
1. Constantly try to divide 7/9 by 57,987 in your head.
2. View an obscene amount of Disney movies in one day.
3. Play the board game "Guess Who" religiously.
4. Memorize the names and faces of the entire cast of Family Matters. Make flash cards!
5. Always have a song by Enya stuck in your head.
6. Strive to collect every issue of National Geographic ever published.
7. Produce or Direct a Hallmark movie.
8. Record at least 3 hours of "Face" from Nick Jr. then watch the tape in slow motion for 24 hours.
9. Take the time to pull out every blade of grass you see.
10. Isolation is boring. Surround yourself with microorganisms. Mingle!
11. Dedicate your time to inventing mammoth repellent.
12. Tattoo Oprah Winfrey in a provocative pose on your arm. Look at it a while. (results may vary)
13. Go everywhere with your swivel chair. Refuse to answer any questions.
14. Go on a strict diet of mentos and small children.
15. Count the exact number of pores on your skin. Better re-count when you're done.
16. Going into Hallmark store and read every single card..
From tcobb15...
17.
Stare at a blank TV for 48 hours..
18. Watch Barney for the same
amount of time.(results may vary)
19. Watch all of the John Wayne
movies you can find w/o food, drink, or sleep.
From Misty...
20.
Memorize the Periodic table and rehearse it in atomic order...
alphabetical order...in order of discovery... try singing it to the
tune of "Sailing"
21. Contemplate the size of an atom.
Now try and figure out how the scientists know there is something
smaller than an electron.
22. Watch a leaky faucet drip for a few
hours.
From Katrina…
23. Watch and collect countless
My Little Pony movies then create your own web page dedicated to
them... Make a chat room!
24. Become a Politician.
25. Read all
of Ann Rice's books...when done read from the ending to the
beginning.
26. Make Bein Stein your god, bow down to him and
become his bidable minion.
27. Martha Stewart should be watched
daily and taped if possible... (results may vary)
28. Make sure to
listen to Britany Spears played backwards while sleeping, eating, and
even on the road